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I think many posters here are legitimately incompetent as attys
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:04 PM Author: floppy school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693589) |
Date: May 26th, 2024 7:05 PM Author: floppy school Not all but many. A lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693590) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:31 PM Author: Boyish nursing home mods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693648) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:32 PM Author: sexy nighttime orchestra pit doctorate Competence is highly overrated in my experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693649) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:36 PM Author: floppy school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693658) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:09 PM Author: smoky generalized bond gaping Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693746) |
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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:46 AM Author: soul-stirring address pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694986) |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 9:12 AM Author: yellow old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47706738) |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 2:52 PM Author: sexy nighttime orchestra pit doctorate See Trumps lawyers. No amount of competence was ever going to save his ass in NY. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47707849) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:36 PM Author: Haunting Multi-colored Hall what the fuck does "legitimately incompetent" mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693657) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:36 PM Author: floppy school No idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693659) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:37 PM Author: marvelous resort halford Yeah like You. Your client is Deaf and the Appellate Court gave you the “champ” treatment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693662) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:47 PM Author: floppy school Yeah too bad I had only one case my whole life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693686) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:49 PM Author: marvelous resort halford The “whenever you’re ready,” was devastating iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693692) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:49 PM Author: floppy school Uh huh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693694) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:56 PM Author: greedy parlor how many federal appeals org args? most people would be at their most prepared in that situation. so why were you an "uhhh umm" spurting idiot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693709) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:54 PM Author: Tan charismatic toilet seat Great post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693703) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:57 PM Author: floppy school Looking for a fight are we? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693713) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:58 PM Author: greedy parlor youve been waging a mostly one-sided feud against her weeks now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693715) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:59 PM Author: floppy school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693716) |
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Date: May 30th, 2024 1:50 PM Author: Tan charismatic toilet seat Whenever you're ready. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47703857) |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 3:50 PM Author: poppy razzmatazz theater stage hunting ground When I saw this thread title, I immediately thought of spaceporn. Well, spaceporn and ZZZ/Candy Ride. Also TSINAH. Come to think of it, a lot of the attorneys on this bort are SPS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47708035) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:50 PM Author: Orange cerebral coldplay fan almost every attorney is incompetent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693695) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:52 PM Author: floppy school Many suck. Thank god. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693700) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:55 PM Author: greedy parlor the best metric for competence without first hand info is career trajectory. for instance, id say being a 20th year associate at a pi mill is a good indication someone is incompetent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693705) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:56 PM Author: floppy school Troll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693711) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:57 PM Author: greedy parlor i guess we could also look at oral args available online. how's that metric work out for you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693712) |
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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:17 AM Author: Magical Philosopher-king Multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694748) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:04 PM Author: translucent electric tanning salon do YOU make $150k per annum, hotshot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693729) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:06 PM Author: floppy school Hey brother I do better than that. Why are you fucking w me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693737) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:09 PM Author: floppy school He did disappear tho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693748) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:07 PM Author: greedy parlor spaceporn's literal argument about this is that higher IQ people make less because they have more opportunities to cuck and rationally choose to do so. and that low IQ people make more because they are forced to take risks.
this is literally his reasoning on why being a low wage, low status wagecuck means he's ackshualllly very smart and competent. |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:10 PM Author: floppy school Looking for the answer tho my man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693749) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:12 PM Author: greedy parlor for 150k? are you serious? aside from clerking, yes, ive made more than that every year since i graduated law school. like almost everyone else here. i can't believe you were actually expecting a response there since starting biglaw salaries exceed 150k. the poaster who asked that was being facetious and mocking you.
jfc you are so dumb and pathetic it's unreal. |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:14 PM Author: floppy school That’s good. I guess we all make more than $150k. I suspect it goes a lot further here than there little guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693764) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:17 PM Author: greedy parlor you have less than 1m NW and are old as fuck. i guess my salary goes pretty far here too considering ive managed to save far more than you and are far younger. and i don't claim to be any sort of unusual success. only that if we're considering the amount your services cost as a metric for how competent you are, than you are one of the least competent attorneys on this bort. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693771) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:18 PM Author: floppy school Keep drinking tonight pal! I’m sure your wife leaving you will be distant memory soon enough. And it’s never too late to father a kid! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693780) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:21 PM Author: greedy parlor except in your case when it was never a possibility at all.
im spending the week with my future second wife's family starting tomorrow. which requires only a short drive rather than an international flight and interpreter. |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:22 PM Author: floppy school Etc etc didn’t read (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693791) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:24 PM Author: greedy parlor you'd be doing everyone, especially yourself, a huge favor if you stopped reading xo entirely and scrambled your pw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693799) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:58 PM Author: floppy school Kewl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694042) |
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Date: May 27th, 2024 12:49 PM Author: Excitant White Queen Of The Night Church Building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47695173) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:13 PM Author: floppy school Damn brother well done. And he’s in San Francisco too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693755) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:08 PM Author: Internet-worthy Painfully Honest Prole I had a judge this week admonish me for a filing I made (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693743) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:09 PM Author: floppy school Need the deets. Start a new thread so it’s not entangled in this trash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693747) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:13 PM Author: Internet-worthy Painfully Honest Prole Probate conservatorship matter. I mistakenly included the ending balance instead of a beginning balance on a conservatorship inventory that I amended after my client completely fucked it up. It was one of eight filings I made. Judge decided to harp on the fact that I did this wrong for like a couple minutes.
I learned a lot that day and will never make that mistake again |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:15 PM Author: floppy school A little rough on a solo. They get fussy when it comes to reporting trust balances tho. I think judges have some personal exposure in some cases. |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:19 PM Author: Internet-worthy Painfully Honest Prole Yeah I was hired to clean up this conservatorship after the conservator tried to do it for three years pro se and fucked it up completely. He had also blown off multiple show cause hearings and moved to Florida without informing the court.
My goal was to not get a bench warrant issued for him because he didn't show up to this hearing either. He was removed as conservator as I expected but no further trouble.
Client was One of those guys that always sounds drunk |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:20 PM Author: floppy school Sounds like you did well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693787) |
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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:51 AM Author: stirring chestnut gas station What? A fucking bench warrant can be issued for a civil matter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694991) |
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Date: May 27th, 2024 12:49 PM Author: burgundy feces pit Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47695175) |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 2:55 PM Author: Unhinged maniacal turdskin NBD, I've been "admonished" before:
"At least you've admitted it. Sir, you are admonished. Do not do that again.
MR. [epah]: Yes, Your Honor."
No real consequences. |
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Date: June 3rd, 2024 7:21 AM Author: house-broken insane scourge upon the earth Mark Poe thought this made sense when he wrote it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47714793) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:18 PM Author: Mind-boggling Garnet Theatre I make millions of dollars per year by practicing law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693777) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:19 PM Author: floppy school Nonresponsive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693783) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:14 PM Author: Mind-boggling Garnet Theatre I disagree (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47693957) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:57 PM Author: floppy school Trumps current lawyers make millions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694040) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:00 PM Author: Mind-boggling Garnet Theatre Who's paying them that scratch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694047) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:01 PM Author: floppy school Autoadmit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694050) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:59 PM Author: Iridescent home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694045) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:38 PM Author: blathering aggressive psychic In all due serious, I've had four different law jobs, all very elite, and I've gotten shit to no training for all of them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694313) |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 3:59 PM Author: Drab fragrant chapel filthpig In general the merit of an attorney has a lot more to do with their general intelligence than their specific technical abilities or the “training” they got on specific technical points. When done properly the entire profession is set up to obsess about all of these technicalities. And giving other lawyers in a practice, who may be dumber in general, a chance to participate and bill/justify themselves as a cost center is the preferred mode of practice in any matter where a client actually cares about the outcome. The “best” lawyers are typically just people who are quick witted/quick on their feet and/or generally knowledgeable so that they often provide advice and make suggestions that look smart and hold up in retrospect. Nothing in law school or in your first five years of practice in a big firm formally trains you to do any of that, and at best you get to spend a lot of time around older lawyers who are good at this and pick up on some of their techniques and patterns of thought and speech. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47708070) |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 4:01 PM Author: Glassy electric furnace All cr
And the race to the bottom to dumb down ls and the bar in lieu of "practical" teaching is doomed to fail. You need raw intellectual horsepower with, secondarily, a willingness to grind it out. |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 4:02 PM Author: rambunctious dragon party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47708086) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2024 11:39 AM Author: Iridescent home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47715473) |
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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:46 AM Author: Brilliant Comical Range Digit Ratio great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47694804) |
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Date: May 30th, 2024 1:48 PM Author: Glassy electric furnace I've done like three hours of "work" this week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47703846) |
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Date: May 30th, 2024 1:49 PM Author: Brilliant Comical Range Digit Ratio (Guy making 900k) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47703850) |
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Date: May 30th, 2024 8:15 PM Author: Iridescent home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47705588) |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 3:12 AM Author: blathering aggressive psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47706319) |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 3:30 AM Author: yellow old irish cottage My paralegals filed several lawsuits against me by accident. Not only did they all go to trial, somehow I lost every single case (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47706337) |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 3:42 AM Author: Cream razzle deer antler mad cow disease im clinically retarded and lazy as a furking nigga but i MAED it in lol to the point i never have to work ever ever again
u dont have to have a brain to be a lolyer u just have to be jewish or shiesty enough to pretend to be jewish |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 4:07 AM Author: milky learning disabled regret I'm good at what I do - but it's hardly a 'practice' of law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47706365) |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 2:53 PM Author: sexy nighttime orchestra pit doctorate Same. I basically run a broker-dealer. They don’t teach you this shit in law school really. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47707854) |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 3:56 PM Author: Excitant White Queen Of The Night Church Building MFCR. LJL @ how much shit I learned that I no longer use, but had to suffer through to get here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47708061) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2024 7:04 AM Author: milky learning disabled regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47714778) |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 3:59 PM Author: Drab fragrant chapel filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47708071) |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 2:53 PM Author: Unhinged maniacal turdskin Many such cases. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47707853) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2024 7:19 AM Author: house-broken insane scourge upon the earth It's actually just you. Mark Poe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47714790) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2024 7:17 AM Author: house-broken insane scourge upon the earth Many of them thought Avenatti was legit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47714789) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2024 7:22 AM Author: Irradiated Den Gunner I was disbarred for commingling iolta accounts lol, I was trained for law not accounting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47714796) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2024 7:22 AM Author: Irradiated Den Gunner TP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47714797) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2024 8:50 AM Author: sexy nighttime orchestra pit doctorate All I did was fuck my client raw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2/en-en/#47714935) |