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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
heady lay marketing idea
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
khaki nursing home
  06/30/25
100%
heady lay marketing idea
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
khaki nursing home
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
Hairless Infuriating Regret Cumskin
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
heady lay marketing idea
  06/30/25
cr
Red Stimulating People Who Are Hurt Brunch
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
Glittery fanboi garrison
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
Blathering liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
trip hyperactive stage
  06/30/25
...
Blathering liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
pearly range son of senegal
  06/30/25
?
heady lay marketing idea
  06/30/25
LMAO
Red Stimulating People Who Are Hurt Brunch
  06/30/25
🧐
pale passionate laser beams
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
Silver Bateful Set
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
supple institution
  06/30/25
link?
heady lay marketing idea
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
Silver Bateful Set
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
heady lay marketing idea
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
Red Stimulating People Who Are Hurt Brunch
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
heady lay marketing idea
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
Impertinent magical roommate weed whacker
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
dark appetizing corn cake goal in life
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
heady lay marketing idea
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
dark appetizing corn cake goal in life
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
heady lay marketing idea
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
dark appetizing corn cake goal in life
  06/30/25
yes
heady lay marketing idea
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
dark appetizing corn cake goal in life
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
heady lay marketing idea
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
Impertinent magical roommate weed whacker
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
heady lay marketing idea
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
trip hyperactive stage
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
heady lay marketing idea
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
trip hyperactive stage
  06/30/25
B46*
heady lay marketing idea
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
trip hyperactive stage
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
heady lay marketing idea
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
nofapping pea-brained corner
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
trip hyperactive stage
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
nofapping pea-brained corner
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
heady lay marketing idea
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
nofapping pea-brained corner
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
heady lay marketing idea
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
Impertinent magical roommate weed whacker
  06/30/25
tcr
khaki nursing home
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
Blathering liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
khaki nursing home
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
abnormal light national potus
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
trip hyperactive stage
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
pale passionate laser beams
  06/30/25
😏
Impertinent magical roommate weed whacker
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
khaki nursing home
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
filthy organic girlfriend sex offender
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: heady lay marketing idea

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: khaki nursing home

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: heady lay marketing idea

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: khaki nursing home

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Hairless Infuriating Regret Cumskin

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: heady lay marketing idea

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Red Stimulating People Who Are Hurt Brunch

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Glittery fanboi garrison

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Blathering liquid oxygen

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: trip hyperactive stage

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Blathering liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: pearly range son of senegal

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: heady lay marketing idea

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Red Stimulating People Who Are Hurt Brunch

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: pale passionate laser beams

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Silver Bateful Set

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: supple institution

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: heady lay marketing idea

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Silver Bateful Set

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: heady lay marketing idea

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Red Stimulating People Who Are Hurt Brunch

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: heady lay marketing idea

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Impertinent magical roommate weed whacker

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: dark appetizing corn cake goal in life

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: heady lay marketing idea

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: dark appetizing corn cake goal in life

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: heady lay marketing idea

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: dark appetizing corn cake goal in life

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: heady lay marketing idea

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: dark appetizing corn cake goal in life

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: heady lay marketing idea

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Impertinent magical roommate weed whacker

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: heady lay marketing idea

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: trip hyperactive stage

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: heady lay marketing idea

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: trip hyperactive stage

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: heady lay marketing idea

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: trip hyperactive stage

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: heady lay marketing idea

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: nofapping pea-brained corner

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: trip hyperactive stage

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: nofapping pea-brained corner

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: heady lay marketing idea

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: nofapping pea-brained corner

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: heady lay marketing idea

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Impertinent magical roommate weed whacker

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: khaki nursing home

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Blathering liquid oxygen

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: khaki nursing home

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: abnormal light national potus

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: trip hyperactive stage

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: pale passionate laser beams

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Impertinent magical roommate weed whacker

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: khaki nursing home

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: filthy organic girlfriend sex offender

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061936)