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you and your HS GF lying in bed listening to Sigur Ros and talking about prom

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state fl...
Up-to-no-good Brethren
  07/05/15
Sugar Ray*
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you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living i...
Up-to-no-good Brethren
  07/05/15
On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook. &quo...
Up-to-no-good Brethren
  07/05/15
She never responds
Maniacal Insecure Institution Blood Rage
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, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly cr...
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marvelous scarlet water buffalo quadroon
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Fuck off dude
Chestnut cuck orchestra pit
  07/05/15
this is an eerily accurate description of my life
aphrodisiac apoplectic hominid jew
  07/05/15
Why does it hurt so bad man
Chestnut cuck orchestra pit
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such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions s...
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Awkward adventurous plaza chad
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You can still maek it
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"I'm good. How are you?" "Oh, you know, ju...
Up-to-no-good Brethren
  07/05/15
Promising
Razzle Frozen French Chef
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Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school
Pontificating Amethyst Site Striped Hyena
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CR joke is on this fgt
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Bonkers Snowy Gas Station Mad Cow Disease
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You didn't get all of it in the toilet.
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i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it
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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Brethren

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#28261846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Salmon field

Sugar Ray*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30617102)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Brethren

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#28261856)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Brethren

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Maniacal Insecure Institution Blood Rage

She never responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30617059)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: appetizing hell athletic conference

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30723583)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Bonkers Snowy Gas Station Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30725856)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Bonkers Snowy Gas Station Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30725855)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: marvelous scarlet water buffalo quadroon



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Chestnut cuck orchestra pit

Fuck off dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#28262750)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac apoplectic hominid jew

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#28262765)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: Chestnut cuck orchestra pit

Why does it hurt so bad man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#28262795)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: aphrodisiac apoplectic hominid jew

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#28262813)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#28262831)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: slate location place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30617063)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: rough-skinned trip prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30617068)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone station haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30617074)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Awkward adventurous plaza chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30723543)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: crimson slippery university

You can still maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30725802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Brethren

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Razzle Frozen French Chef

Promising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#28262807)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Pontificating Amethyst Site Striped Hyena

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#28262858)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: Awkward adventurous plaza chad

CR joke is on this fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#28262873)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Pontificating Amethyst Site Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#28262900)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Rusted codepig kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#28268449)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Nofapping meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#28269083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone station haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30617076)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#28376390)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Awkward adventurous plaza chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30723532)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
Author: Razzmatazz transparent hall lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30725621)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: crimson slippery university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30725801)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: laughsome church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30725819)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Bonkers Snowy Gas Station Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30725857)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Rehab Death Wish



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Green arousing point laser beams

twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with black athletes at college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#28262915)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Brethren

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Bonkers Snowy Gas Station Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30725859)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Brethren

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#28268436)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Rusted codepig kitchen

i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#28268446)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: titillating peach bawdyhouse ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30617109)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: slate location place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30617052)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: titillating peach bawdyhouse ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30617079)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring orchid love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30723066)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Glittery center gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30725798)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: lilac idiot office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#30725830)



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Date: November 14th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Brethren



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: insanely creepy resort azn



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: titillating peach bawdyhouse ceo



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#49245724)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

if u were listening to sigur ros with girls in hs u gay sorry dawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2/en-en/#49245727)