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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
stirring pit lettuce
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Stimulating bat-shit-crazy newt nursing home
  01/26/16
This one stings.
180 sooty church building
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
emerald shaky doctorate area
  01/26/16
jesus no...
aromatic dead plaza keepsake machete
  10/24/16
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deep ruddy stage sex offender
  01/03/17
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Balding Love Of Her Life Cruise Ship
  02/20/18
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abnormal scarlet faggot firefighter
  06/03/19
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emerald shaky doctorate area
  10/14/20
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Apoplectic brass university
  01/25/16
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slate public bath trump supporter
  01/25/16
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bright personal credit line
  01/25/16
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sticky library hissy fit
  01/25/16
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Territorial old irish cottage
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bright personal credit line
  01/25/16
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sticky library hissy fit
  01/25/16
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crimson site halford
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
coral cerebral den ceo
  01/25/16
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Awkward juggernaut queen of the night
  01/25/16
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nofapping forum haunted graveyard
  01/25/16
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stirring pit lettuce
  01/25/16
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out-of-control field
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
orchid rebellious karate school
  01/25/16
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Razzle-dazzle legal warrant lay
  01/25/16
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Stimulating bat-shit-crazy newt nursing home
  01/26/16
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Motley circlehead travel guidebook
  01/26/16
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Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund
  01/26/16
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Vibrant Stock Car Piazza
  11/27/16
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coral cerebral den ceo
  06/13/17
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Excitant turquoise depressive
  12/19/17
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stirring pit lettuce
  01/24/18
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mind-boggling slimy tattoo
  06/10/24
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180 sooty church building
  01/26/16
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vivacious yapping cumskin
  10/24/16
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deep ruddy stage sex offender
  11/27/16
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coral cerebral den ceo
  01/23/17
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hyperactive hunting ground resort
  03/15/17
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coral cerebral den ceo
  04/20/17
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coral cerebral den ceo
  02/20/18
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coral cerebral den ceo
  05/24/18
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Jet menage
  09/26/21
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Nighttime Stag Film Factory Reset Button
  03/12/22
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mind-boggling slimy tattoo
  05/15/22
...
mind-boggling slimy tattoo
  05/04/24
ruthless.
buff filthpig telephone
  01/25/16
Brutal
Awkward juggernaut queen of the night
  01/25/16
...
Cracking puce hell
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
drab odious pocket flask
  01/25/16
toxic
bronze haunting skinny woman corner
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Electric Mustard Background Story
  01/25/16
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slate public bath trump supporter
  01/25/16
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stirring pit lettuce
  01/25/16
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Frisky sanctuary knife
  01/25/16
damnit
beady-eyed fishy nibblets
  01/25/16
...
bright personal credit line
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
stirring pit lettuce
  01/25/16
jfc
coral cerebral den ceo
  01/25/16
Cr edit
bright personal credit line
  01/25/16
...
stirring pit lettuce
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
coral cerebral den ceo
  01/25/16
Cr
stirring pit lettuce
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
flushed range milk
  01/25/16
hm
boyish frozen abode affirmative action
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
flushed range milk
  01/25/16
wait
Chrome cuck
  01/25/16
...
180 sooty church building
  01/26/16
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Lilac really tough guy
  01/25/16
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stirring pit lettuce
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Electric Mustard Background Story
  01/25/16
...
contagious plum immigrant foreskin
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
buff filthpig telephone
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
coral cerebral den ceo
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
buff filthpig telephone
  01/25/16
...
Chrome cuck
  01/25/16
...
Excitant turquoise depressive
  01/25/16
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gay deranged sound barrier electric furnace
  01/25/16
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beady-eyed fishy nibblets
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Frisky sanctuary knife
  01/25/16
...
stirring pit lettuce
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
light messiness boistinker
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
stirring pit lettuce
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Tripping gunner property
  01/25/16
...
Hairraiser gold address mood
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
arousing mediation parlor
  01/25/16
...
drab odious pocket flask
  01/25/16
...
out-of-control field
  01/25/16
damn
flushed range milk
  01/25/16
...
Narrow-minded jewess
  01/25/16
...
idiotic olive patrolman toilet seat
  01/25/16
O LORD
Citrine sickened kitty senate
  01/25/16
jfc
supple wild national therapy
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
wine gaming laptop goyim
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Razzle-dazzle legal warrant lay
  01/25/16
...
bright personal credit line
  01/25/16
Lmao
stirring pit lettuce
  01/25/16
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bearded galvanic orchestra pit boltzmann
  01/25/16
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180 sooty church building
  01/26/16
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Narrow-minded jewess
  01/26/16
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Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund
  01/26/16
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stirring pit lettuce
  02/15/16
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Hyperventilating weed whacker locus
  07/08/17
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Mentally impaired pisswyrm
  07/08/17
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yellow mewling church regret
  07/08/17
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stirring pit lettuce
  10/27/17
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adventurous know-it-all voyeur striped hyena
  12/26/17
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stirring pit lettuce
  05/24/18
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stirring pit lettuce
  03/16/20
...
disturbing reading party
  02/18/22
...
Racy location goal in life
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
orchid rebellious karate school
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
beady-eyed fishy nibblets
  01/25/16
ouch
Glittery aqua base
  01/26/16
poison
multi-colored sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
...
buck-toothed heady preventive strike parlour
  01/26/16
180
Stimulating bat-shit-crazy newt nursing home
  01/26/16
...
Chrome cuck
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
big cobalt headpube
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
indigo incel state
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
180 sooty church building
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
flushed range milk
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
aphrodisiac national security agency hall
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Orange Seedy Institution Nowag
  01/26/16
RIP brother
alcoholic exhilarant dingle berry puppy
  09/27/16
...
Racy location goal in life
  12/26/17
...
Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund
  08/12/19
180
emerald shaky doctorate area
  01/26/16
...
Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Disrespectful khaki double fault
  01/27/16
...
Excitant turquoise depressive
  01/27/16
...
stirring pit lettuce
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
concupiscible angry hairy legs
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
concupiscible angry hairy legs
  02/02/16
...
smoky legend
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
charismatic corn cake cuckoldry
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Underhanded rigpig theatre
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
spectacular free-loading private investor multi-billionaire
  02/24/16
18000000
Histrionic greedy party of the first part
  03/04/16
165
Trip famous landscape painting
  03/04/16
...
Provocative station giraffe
  05/19/16
chilling
Clear marvelous temple
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Wonderful son of senegal blood rage
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Sick lodge fortuitous meteor
  01/03/17
oh my.
Zippy whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  01/23/17
toxic
exciting lime house toaster
  03/13/17
...
hyperactive hunting ground resort
  03/15/17
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gay deranged sound barrier electric furnace
  04/02/17
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Hideous black becky
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Vigorous Useless Locale Psychic
  07/08/17
...
Diverse kink-friendly crackhouse gaping
  10/27/17
mother of god
Mentally impaired pisswyrm
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
bisexual umber meetinghouse
  10/27/17
JFC
Walnut theater stage main people
  10/27/17
...
dun macaca
  12/26/17
...
Lascivious Ivory Home
  12/26/17
ouch
curious coffee pot round eye
  02/20/18
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Canary brunch
  02/20/18
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Titillating fluffy school cafeteria
  01/16/19
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Razzmatazz Shrine Kitty Cat
  08/09/19
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Jet menage
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
dull talented ape organic girlfriend
  07/28/25
And yes, you're bald
Massive disgusting trailer park mental disorder
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
painfully honest business firm ratface
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
out-of-control field
  01/25/16
...
Razzle-dazzle legal warrant lay
  01/25/16
...
Green ticket booth volcanic crater
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Awkward juggernaut queen of the night
  01/25/16
toxic
flushed range milk
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Awkward juggernaut queen of the night
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
flushed range milk
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Awkward juggernaut queen of the night
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
stirring pit lettuce
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
flushed range milk
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
stirring pit lettuce
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
floppy fuchsia tanning salon
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
flushed range milk
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Awkward juggernaut queen of the night
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
light messiness boistinker
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Awkward juggernaut queen of the night
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
light messiness boistinker
  01/25/16
TY bro
Awkward juggernaut queen of the night
  01/25/16
...
Razzle-dazzle legal warrant lay
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Gaped hospital degenerate
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Cracking puce hell
  10/27/17
...
At-the-ready kitchen
  10/27/17
...
stirring pit lettuce
  05/24/18
...
Zippy whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Pontificating yarmulke spot
  10/27/17
credited advice
curious coffee pot round eye
  05/24/18
even more toxic
flushed range milk
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
appetizing aggressive windowlicker people who are hurt
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
flushed range milk
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Mildly Autistic Center
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Awkward juggernaut queen of the night
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
light messiness boistinker
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
flushed range milk
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
stirring pit lettuce
  01/25/16
lol
Lake Razzle Casino
  06/01/17
...
Awkward juggernaut queen of the night
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
flushed range milk
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Awkward juggernaut queen of the night
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Stimulating bat-shit-crazy newt nursing home
  01/26/16
...
Racy location goal in life
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
wine gaming laptop goyim
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
wine gaming laptop goyim
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Awkward juggernaut queen of the night
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
wine gaming laptop goyim
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
flushed range milk
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
wine gaming laptop goyim
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
flushed range milk
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
wine gaming laptop goyim
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
stirring pit lettuce
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Awkward juggernaut queen of the night
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
flushed range milk
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Awkward juggernaut queen of the night
  01/25/16
Lmao
soul-stirring spruce office community account
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
stirring pit lettuce
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
coral cerebral den ceo
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
stirring pit lettuce
  01/25/16
lmao true
flushed range milk
  01/25/16
...
Chrome cuck
  01/26/16
...
Racy location goal in life
  12/26/17
Haha
Medicated stead
  03/19/20
...
Awkward juggernaut queen of the night
  01/25/16
...
Frisky sanctuary knife
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
big cobalt headpube
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Gaped hospital degenerate
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Swashbuckling tank
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Submissive Space
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
stirring pit lettuce
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Pontificating yarmulke spot
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
alcoholic exhilarant dingle berry puppy
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Cyan Internal Respiration
  06/03/19
oh no
aphrodisiac national security agency hall
  08/08/19
LOL
sexy anal set
  03/16/20
JFC
Zippy whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  03/19/20
Update?
disturbing reading party
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
comical bonkers sandwich
  01/25/16
...
Awkward juggernaut queen of the night
  01/25/16
...
Excitant turquoise depressive
  05/19/16
...
Lilac really tough guy
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Irradiated self-absorbed rehab
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Frisky sanctuary knife
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Irradiated self-absorbed rehab
  01/26/16
Cr
Frisky sanctuary knife
  01/26/16
...
180 sooty church building
  01/26/16
...
180 sooty church building
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Irradiated self-absorbed rehab
  01/26/16
...
Massive disgusting trailer park mental disorder
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Laughsome Ruby Useless Brakes
  01/26/16
...
Laughsome Ruby Useless Brakes
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Apoplectic brass university
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Hyperventilating weed whacker locus
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Poppy Principal's Office
  01/26/16
...
Narrow-minded jewess
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Stimulating bat-shit-crazy newt nursing home
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Chrome cuck
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
coral cerebral den ceo
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Poppy Principal's Office
  01/26/16
Lmfao
stirring pit lettuce
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Apoplectic brass university
  01/26/16
...
Thriller chapel prole
  01/16/19
...
Medicated stead
  03/16/20
...
emerald shaky doctorate area
  01/26/16
...
Chrome cuck
  01/26/16
...
Narrow-minded jewess
  01/26/16
...
Excitant turquoise depressive
  03/28/16
...
Razzmatazz Shrine Kitty Cat
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Bistre passionate idiot box office
  01/26/16
...
stirring pit lettuce
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
floppy fuchsia tanning salon
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
emerald shaky doctorate area
  01/26/16
...
aromatic dead plaza keepsake machete
  10/24/16
...
Chrome cuck
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Mildly Autistic Center
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Crusty Step-uncle's House
  04/04/16
...
hyperactive hunting ground resort
  03/15/17
*applause*
purple stage
  10/27/17
...
Jet menage
  09/26/21
...
Pontificating yarmulke spot
  01/26/16
...
Chrome cuck
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Irradiated self-absorbed rehab
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Chrome cuck
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
stirring pit lettuce
  01/26/16
...
Irradiated self-absorbed rehab
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Irradiated self-absorbed rehab
  01/26/16
...
Frisky sanctuary knife
  01/26/16
...
light messiness boistinker
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Orange Seedy Institution Nowag
  01/26/16
Describe
Irradiated self-absorbed rehab
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Orange Seedy Institution Nowag
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Irradiated self-absorbed rehab
  01/26/16
...
Chrome cuck
  01/26/16
...
light messiness boistinker
  01/26/16
Please be flame
stirring pit lettuce
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Orange Seedy Institution Nowag
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
coral cerebral den ceo
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Orange Seedy Institution Nowag
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Diverse kink-friendly crackhouse gaping
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Orange Seedy Institution Nowag
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
big cobalt headpube
  01/26/16
Fuck
Diverse kink-friendly crackhouse gaping
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Lilac really tough guy
  01/26/16
cq's!
flushed range milk
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Orange Seedy Institution Nowag
  01/26/16
...
Zippy whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  03/19/20
...
hyperactive hunting ground resort
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Fragrant Antidepressant Drug
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
floppy fuchsia tanning salon
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Massive disgusting trailer park mental disorder
  01/26/16
...
stirring pit lettuce
  01/26/16
...
curious coffee pot round eye
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
floppy fuchsia tanning salon
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
light messiness boistinker
  01/26/16
...
Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund
  01/26/16
LOL fair
floppy fuchsia tanning salon
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Poppy Principal's Office
  01/26/16
...
Narrow-minded jewess
  01/26/16
...
180 sooty church building
  01/23/17
...
hyperactive hunting ground resort
  03/15/17
...
Hyperventilating weed whacker locus
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Irradiated self-absorbed rehab
  01/26/16
underrated
aromatic dead plaza keepsake machete
  01/26/16
...
Excitant turquoise depressive
  02/15/16
...
deep ruddy stage sex offender
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
Bateful indian lodge friendly grandma
  01/26/16
...
Orange Seedy Institution Nowag
  01/26/16
...
Chrome cuck
  01/26/16
jfc
coral cerebral den ceo
  01/26/16
...
onyx mad cow disease garrison
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Poppy Principal's Office
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Orange Seedy Institution Nowag
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Chrome cuck
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Orange Seedy Institution Nowag
  01/26/16
do u love it
Chrome cuck
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Orange Seedy Institution Nowag
  01/26/16
...
learning disabled market bbw
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Poppy Principal's Office
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Orange Seedy Institution Nowag
  01/26/16
...
stirring pit lettuce
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
coral cerebral den ceo
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Orange Seedy Institution Nowag
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
coral cerebral den ceo
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Poppy Principal's Office
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
coral cerebral den ceo
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Orange Seedy Institution Nowag
  01/26/16
...
fat ankles associate
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
shimmering cuckold
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
beady-eyed fishy nibblets
  01/26/16
...
Diverse kink-friendly crackhouse gaping
  01/26/16
...
emerald shaky doctorate area
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
light messiness boistinker
  01/26/16
...
Lilac really tough guy
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Narrow-minded jewess
  01/26/16
JFC
maroon misunderstood heaven
  01/26/16
180
costumed gas station dragon
  01/26/16
...
bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Diverse kink-friendly crackhouse gaping
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Orange Seedy Institution Nowag
  01/26/16
...
shimmering cuckold
  01/26/16
...
shimmering cuckold
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
big cobalt headpube
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Orange Seedy Institution Nowag
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
big cobalt headpube
  01/26/16
...
Orange Seedy Institution Nowag
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Orange Seedy Institution Nowag
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
big cobalt headpube
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Orange Seedy Institution Nowag
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
big cobalt headpube
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Orange Seedy Institution Nowag
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
big cobalt headpube
  01/26/16
180 twist
stirring pit lettuce
  01/26/16
...
Chrome cuck
  01/26/16
THIS
Mildly Autistic Center
  01/26/16
...
offensive native
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
big cobalt headpube
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
big cobalt headpube
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
big cobalt headpube
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
big cobalt headpube
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
crimson site halford
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
big cobalt headpube
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
crimson site halford
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
flushed range milk
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
big cobalt headpube
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
big cobalt headpube
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
floppy fuchsia tanning salon
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
big cobalt headpube
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
big cobalt headpube
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
flushed range milk
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Infuriating Ungodly Shitlib Brethren
  01/26/16
fucking damn
beady-eyed fishy nibblets
  01/26/16
...
out-of-control field
  01/26/16
180
thirsty point
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Razzle-dazzle legal warrant lay
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
stirring pit lettuce
  01/27/16
...
Lilac really tough guy
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
concupiscible angry hairy legs
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
federal scourge upon the earth dilemma
  05/19/16
repost please
Razzle-dazzle legal warrant lay
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Orange Seedy Institution Nowag
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
federal scourge upon the earth dilemma
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
fat ankles associate
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Mildly Autistic Center
  01/26/16
...
Chrome cuck
  01/26/16
...
Awkward juggernaut queen of the night
  01/27/16
180.
Excitant turquoise depressive
  01/27/16
...
offensive native
  01/29/16
...
Wonderful son of senegal blood rage
  01/31/16
...
Chrome cuck
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
Beta
  02/02/16
brave
stirring pit lettuce
  02/03/16
...
disturbing reading party
  02/22/16
...
Chrome cuck
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
chestnut
  02/22/16
...
Razzle-dazzle legal warrant lay
  03/08/16
...
stirring pit lettuce
  09/27/16
...
stirring pit lettuce
  03/04/16
...
coral cerebral den ceo
  04/04/16
...
gay deranged sound barrier electric furnace
  04/04/16
cr
Poppy Principal's Office
  04/20/16
...
disturbing reading party
  05/11/16
...
Chrome cuck
  05/11/16
...
stirring pit lettuce
  06/17/16
...
white boiling water
  09/27/16
...
coral cerebral den ceo
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Lilac really tough guy
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
flushed range milk
  10/24/16
...
stirring pit lettuce
  10/24/16
i really like it here
federal scourge upon the earth dilemma
  10/24/16
...
Wonderful son of senegal blood rage
  10/27/16
...
Sepia Bipolar New Version French Chef
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Lilac really tough guy
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
stirring pit lettuce
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
generalized bond
  01/23/17
... ...
Pontificating yarmulke spot
  01/23/17
...
stirring pit lettuce
  07/08/17
Lol
chestnut
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
well-lubricated
  01/16/19
...
emerald shaky doctorate area
  02/11/17
...
stirring pit lettuce
  03/13/17
...
coral cerebral den ceo
  03/15/17
...
hyperactive hunting ground resort
  03/15/17
...
Wonderful son of senegal blood rage
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Pea-brained Slap-happy
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Elite Pistol
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Zippy whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/17
...
codepig
  06/01/17
...
Excitant turquoise depressive
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Arrogant
  06/13/17
...
Zippy whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Aquamarine death wish liquid oxygen
  07/08/17
...
cordovan fear-inspiring
  08/18/17
...
coral cerebral den ceo
  09/25/17
...
Diverse kink-friendly crackhouse gaping
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Lilac really tough guy
  10/27/17
...
dun macaca
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Insecure International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
stirring pit lettuce
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Insecure International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Sepia Bipolar New Version French Chef
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
snowy indirect expression
  05/24/18
...
Awkward juggernaut queen of the night
  07/25/18
...
Diverse kink-friendly crackhouse gaping
  05/17/18
...
stirring pit lettuce
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
transparent roommate
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
stirring pit lettuce
  07/25/18
...
Motley circlehead travel guidebook
  07/25/18
...
Diverse kink-friendly crackhouse gaping
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
stirring pit lettuce
  01/16/19
...
Lilac really tough guy
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
well-lubricated
  01/16/19
Jfc
stirring pit lettuce
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Lilac really tough guy
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
very tactful turdskin
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
crimson site halford
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
athletic conference
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
athletic conference
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Poppy Principal's Office
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
athletic conference
  01/17/19
...
Diverse kink-friendly crackhouse gaping
  04/08/19
...
outnumbered
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
dun macaca
  04/09/19
...
athletic conference
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
athletic conference
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
stirring pit lettuce
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Obsidian indecent mother
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
stirring pit lettuce
  06/03/19
...
Lilac really tough guy
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Underhanded rigpig theatre
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
athletic conference
  06/03/19
...
emerald shaky doctorate area
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
athletic conference
  08/08/19
...
athletic conference
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
ultramarine jap water buffalo
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Bearded mischievous potus
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
ultramarine jap water buffalo
  08/12/19
...
ultramarine jap water buffalo
  03/16/20
...
Claret
  02/02/20
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coral cerebral den ceo
  03/14/20
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Poppy Principal's Office
  03/16/20
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Poppy Principal's Office
  09/30/20
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Red Ladyboy
  08/27/21
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coral cerebral den ceo
  09/13/21
...
Lilac really tough guy
  09/26/21
...
filthy black woman
  10/11/21
...
Jet menage
  10/11/21
bump
Poppy Principal's Office
  03/12/22
...
coral cerebral den ceo
  01/05/23
...
disturbing reading party
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
insanely creepy
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
ebony chad
  10/13/23
...
stirring pit lettuce
  01/03/24
...
Diverse kink-friendly crackhouse gaping
  08/09/24
...
disturbing reading party
  07/28/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Stimulating bat-shit-crazy newt nursing home

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: 180 sooty church building

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: emerald shaky doctorate area

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684234)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: aromatic dead plaza keepsake machete

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: deep ruddy stage sex offender



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
Author: emerald shaky doctorate area



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Apoplectic brass university



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: slate public bath trump supporter



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: sticky library hissy fit



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: crimson site halford



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: coral cerebral den ceo

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Awkward juggernaut queen of the night



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: nofapping forum haunted graveyard



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: out-of-control field



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: orchid rebellious karate school

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle legal warrant lay



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
Author: Stimulating bat-shit-crazy newt nursing home



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Vibrant Stock Car Piazza



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: coral cerebral den ceo



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Date: December 19th, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: Excitant turquoise depressive



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: 180 sooty church building



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: coral cerebral den ceo



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Nighttime Stag Film Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling slimy tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: mind-boggling slimy tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: buff filthpig telephone

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Awkward juggernaut queen of the night

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Cracking puce hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: drab odious pocket flask

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: bronze haunting skinny woman corner

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Electric Mustard Background Story

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: slate public bath trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Frisky sanctuary knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed fishy nibblets

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: bright personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: coral cerebral den ceo

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: bright personal credit line

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: coral cerebral den ceo

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: flushed range milk

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: boyish frozen abode affirmative action

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: flushed range milk

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Chrome cuck

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: 180 sooty church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Lilac really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Electric Mustard Background Story

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: contagious plum immigrant foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: buff filthpig telephone

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: coral cerebral den ceo

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: buff filthpig telephone

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Chrome cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Excitant turquoise depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: gay deranged sound barrier electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed fishy nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Frisky sanctuary knife

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: light messiness boistinker

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Tripping gunner property

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser gold address mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: arousing mediation parlor

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: drab odious pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: out-of-control field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: flushed range milk

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Narrow-minded jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: idiotic olive patrolman toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Citrine sickened kitty senate

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: supple wild national therapy

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: wine gaming laptop goyim

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle legal warrant lay

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: bright personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: bearded galvanic orchestra pit boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: 180 sooty church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Narrow-minded jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Hyperventilating weed whacker locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Mentally impaired pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: yellow mewling church regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: adventurous know-it-all voyeur striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: disturbing reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Racy location goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: orchid rebellious karate school

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed fishy nibblets

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Glittery aqua base

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: multi-colored sweet tailpipe

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: buck-toothed heady preventive strike parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Stimulating bat-shit-crazy newt nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Chrome cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: big cobalt headpube

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: indigo incel state

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: 180 sooty church building

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: flushed range milk

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac national security agency hall

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Orange Seedy Institution Nowag

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: alcoholic exhilarant dingle berry puppy

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Racy location goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: emerald shaky doctorate area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Disrespectful khaki double fault

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Excitant turquoise depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: concupiscible angry hairy legs

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: concupiscible angry hairy legs

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: smoky legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: charismatic corn cake cuckoldry

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Underhanded rigpig theatre

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: spectacular free-loading private investor multi-billionaire

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Histrionic greedy party of the first part

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Trip famous landscape painting

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Provocative station giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Clear marvelous temple

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Wonderful son of senegal blood rage

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Sick lodge fortuitous meteor

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Zippy whorehouse twinkling uncleanness

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: exciting lime house toaster

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: hyperactive hunting ground resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: gay deranged sound barrier electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Hideous black becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Vigorous Useless Locale Psychic

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Diverse kink-friendly crackhouse gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Mentally impaired pisswyrm

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: bisexual umber meetinghouse

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Walnut theater stage main people

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: dun macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Lascivious Ivory Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: curious coffee pot round eye

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Canary brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Titillating fluffy school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Shrine Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Jet menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: dull talented ape organic girlfriend

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#49136987)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Massive disgusting trailer park mental disorder

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: painfully honest business firm ratface

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: out-of-control field

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle legal warrant lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Green ticket booth volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Awkward juggernaut queen of the night

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: flushed range milk

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Awkward juggernaut queen of the night

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: flushed range milk

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Awkward juggernaut queen of the night

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: flushed range milk

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: floppy fuchsia tanning salon

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: flushed range milk

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Awkward juggernaut queen of the night

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: light messiness boistinker

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Awkward juggernaut queen of the night

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: light messiness boistinker

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Awkward juggernaut queen of the night

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle legal warrant lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Gaped hospital degenerate

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Cracking puce hell

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: At-the-ready kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Zippy whorehouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Pontificating yarmulke spot

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: curious coffee pot round eye

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: flushed range milk

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: appetizing aggressive windowlicker people who are hurt

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: flushed range milk

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Center

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Awkward juggernaut queen of the night

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: light messiness boistinker

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: flushed range milk

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Lake Razzle Casino

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Awkward juggernaut queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: flushed range milk

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Awkward juggernaut queen of the night

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Stimulating bat-shit-crazy newt nursing home

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Racy location goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: wine gaming laptop goyim

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: wine gaming laptop goyim

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Awkward juggernaut queen of the night

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: wine gaming laptop goyim

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: flushed range milk

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: wine gaming laptop goyim

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: flushed range milk

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: wine gaming laptop goyim

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Awkward juggernaut queen of the night

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: flushed range milk

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Awkward juggernaut queen of the night

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: soul-stirring spruce office community account

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: coral cerebral den ceo

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: flushed range milk

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Chrome cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Racy location goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Medicated stead

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Awkward juggernaut queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Frisky sanctuary knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: big cobalt headpube

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Gaped hospital degenerate

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling tank

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Submissive Space

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Pontificating yarmulke spot

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: alcoholic exhilarant dingle berry puppy

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Cyan Internal Respiration

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: aphrodisiac national security agency hall

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: sexy anal set

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Zippy whorehouse twinkling uncleanness

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: disturbing reading party

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: comical bonkers sandwich

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Awkward juggernaut queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Excitant turquoise depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Lilac really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Irradiated self-absorbed rehab

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Frisky sanctuary knife

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Irradiated self-absorbed rehab

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Frisky sanctuary knife

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: 180 sooty church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: 180 sooty church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Irradiated self-absorbed rehab

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Massive disgusting trailer park mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Laughsome Ruby Useless Brakes

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Laughsome Ruby Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Apoplectic brass university

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Hyperventilating weed whacker locus

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Poppy Principal's Office

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Narrow-minded jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Stimulating bat-shit-crazy newt nursing home

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Chrome cuck

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: coral cerebral den ceo

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Poppy Principal's Office

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Apoplectic brass university

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Thriller chapel prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Medicated stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: emerald shaky doctorate area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Chrome cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Narrow-minded jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Excitant turquoise depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Shrine Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Bistre passionate idiot box office

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: floppy fuchsia tanning salon

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: emerald shaky doctorate area

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: aromatic dead plaza keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Chrome cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Center

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Crusty Step-uncle's House

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: hyperactive hunting ground resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: purple stage

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Jet menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Pontificating yarmulke spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Chrome cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Irradiated self-absorbed rehab

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Chrome cuck

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Irradiated self-absorbed rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Irradiated self-absorbed rehab

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Frisky sanctuary knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: light messiness boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Orange Seedy Institution Nowag

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Irradiated self-absorbed rehab

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Orange Seedy Institution Nowag

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Irradiated self-absorbed rehab

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Chrome cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: light messiness boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Orange Seedy Institution Nowag

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: coral cerebral den ceo

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Orange Seedy Institution Nowag

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Diverse kink-friendly crackhouse gaping

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Orange Seedy Institution Nowag

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: big cobalt headpube

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Diverse kink-friendly crackhouse gaping

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Lilac really tough guy

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: flushed range milk

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Orange Seedy Institution Nowag

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Zippy whorehouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: hyperactive hunting ground resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Fragrant Antidepressant Drug

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: floppy fuchsia tanning salon

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Massive disgusting trailer park mental disorder

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: curious coffee pot round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: floppy fuchsia tanning salon

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: light messiness boistinker

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: floppy fuchsia tanning salon

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Poppy Principal's Office

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Narrow-minded jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: 180 sooty church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: hyperactive hunting ground resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Hyperventilating weed whacker locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Irradiated self-absorbed rehab

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: aromatic dead plaza keepsake machete

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Excitant turquoise depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: deep ruddy stage sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Bateful indian lodge friendly grandma

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Orange Seedy Institution Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Chrome cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: coral cerebral den ceo

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: onyx mad cow disease garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Poppy Principal's Office

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Orange Seedy Institution Nowag

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Chrome cuck

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Orange Seedy Institution Nowag

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Chrome cuck

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Orange Seedy Institution Nowag

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: learning disabled market bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Poppy Principal's Office

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Orange Seedy Institution Nowag

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: coral cerebral den ceo

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Orange Seedy Institution Nowag

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: coral cerebral den ceo

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Poppy Principal's Office

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: coral cerebral den ceo

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Orange Seedy Institution Nowag

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author:  fat ankles associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author:  shimmering cuckold

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: beady-eyed fishy nibblets

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Diverse kink-friendly crackhouse gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: emerald shaky doctorate area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: light messiness boistinker

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Lilac really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Narrow-minded jewess

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: maroon misunderstood heaven

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: costumed gas station dragon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author:  bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Diverse kink-friendly crackhouse gaping

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Orange Seedy Institution Nowag

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author:  shimmering cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  shimmering cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: big cobalt headpube

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Orange Seedy Institution Nowag

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: big cobalt headpube

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Orange Seedy Institution Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Orange Seedy Institution Nowag

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: big cobalt headpube

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Orange Seedy Institution Nowag

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: big cobalt headpube

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Orange Seedy Institution Nowag

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: big cobalt headpube

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Chrome cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Center

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  offensive native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: big cobalt headpube

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: big cobalt headpube

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: big cobalt headpube

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: big cobalt headpube

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: crimson site halford

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: big cobalt headpube

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: crimson site halford

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: flushed range milk

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: big cobalt headpube

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: big cobalt headpube

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: floppy fuchsia tanning salon

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: big cobalt headpube

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Dashing Twinkling Theater Trust Fund

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: big cobalt headpube

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: flushed range milk

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Infuriating Ungodly Shitlib Brethren

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed fishy nibblets

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: out-of-control field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: thirsty point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle legal warrant lay

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Lilac really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: concupiscible angry hairy legs

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author:  federal scourge upon the earth dilemma

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle legal warrant lay

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Orange Seedy Institution Nowag

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author:  federal scourge upon the earth dilemma

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author:  fat ankles associate

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Center

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Chrome cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Awkward juggernaut queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Excitant turquoise depressive

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  offensive native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Wonderful son of senegal blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Chrome cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  Beta

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: disturbing reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Chrome cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  chestnut

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle legal warrant lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: coral cerebral den ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: gay deranged sound barrier electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Poppy Principal's Office

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: disturbing reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Chrome cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: white boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: coral cerebral den ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Lilac really tough guy

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: flushed range milk

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author:  federal scourge upon the earth dilemma

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Wonderful son of senegal blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Sepia Bipolar New Version French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Lilac really tough guy

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  generalized bond

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Pontificating yarmulke spot

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  chestnut

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: well-lubricated

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: emerald shaky doctorate area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: coral cerebral den ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: hyperactive hunting ground resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Wonderful son of senegal blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Pea-brained Slap-happy

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Elite Pistol

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Zippy whorehouse twinkling uncleanness

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Excitant turquoise depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Arrogant

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Zippy whorehouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Aquamarine death wish liquid oxygen

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: cordovan fear-inspiring



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: coral cerebral den ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Diverse kink-friendly crackhouse gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Lilac really tough guy

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: dun macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Insecure International Law Enforcement Agency

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Insecure International Law Enforcement Agency

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Sepia Bipolar New Version French Chef

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: snowy indirect expression

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Awkward juggernaut queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Diverse kink-friendly crackhouse gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: transparent roommate

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Motley circlehead travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Diverse kink-friendly crackhouse gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Lilac really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Lilac really tough guy

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: very tactful turdskin

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: crimson site halford

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  athletic conference

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  athletic conference

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Poppy Principal's Office

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  athletic conference

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Diverse kink-friendly crackhouse gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: outnumbered



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: dun macaca

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  athletic conference

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Obsidian indecent mother

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: stirring pit lettuce

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Lilac really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Underhanded rigpig theatre

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  athletic conference

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: emerald shaky doctorate area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  athletic conference

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: ultramarine jap water buffalo

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Bearded mischievous potus

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: ultramarine jap water buffalo

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: ultramarine jap water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Claret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: coral cerebral den ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Poppy Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Poppy Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  Red Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: coral cerebral den ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Lilac really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: filthy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Jet menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Poppy Principal's Office

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: coral cerebral den ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: disturbing reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: insanely creepy

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: ebony chad

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: stirring pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Diverse kink-friendly crackhouse gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: disturbing reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en/#49136888)