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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
citrine abode milk
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
exciting juggernaut
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
Drunken Pearly Theatre Brethren
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
citrine abode milk
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Tan coffee pot mother
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
citrine abode milk
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Tan coffee pot mother
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
citrine abode milk
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Tan coffee pot mother
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
Frum ladyboy
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
Drunken Pearly Theatre Brethren
  08/09/18
Dachshund
citrine abode milk
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
Drunken Pearly Theatre Brethren
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
razzle-dazzle offensive casino
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
citrine abode milk
  08/09/18
Same.
Appetizing Elite Dilemma Weed Whacker
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Sick windowlicker prole
  08/09/18
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provocative party of the first part
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
Massive jewess
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
citrine abode milk
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
Massive jewess
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
galvanic chestnut goal in life
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
White Idiotic House Foreskin
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
provocative party of the first part
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
motley plaza
  08/09/18
...
translucent excitant faggotry bawdyhouse
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Dashing heaven ratface
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Trip Crackhouse
  08/09/18
...
translucent excitant faggotry bawdyhouse
  08/09/18
Cr
mahogany lascivious address
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Dashing heaven ratface
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
low-t gunner
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
Appetizing Elite Dilemma Weed Whacker
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Aquamarine macaca
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
opaque therapy
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
impertinent chartreuse market
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
chrome disturbing fortuitous meteor
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Razzmatazz Institution Pervert
  08/09/18
Sick
citrine abode milk
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
bisexual twinkling uncleanness
  08/09/18
...
Exhilarant Set Roommate
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
Submissive Persian Box Office
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
low-t gunner
  08/09/18
...
cordovan unhinged ticket booth
  08/09/18
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Azure sandwich
  08/09/18
...
honey-headed ape ceo
  03/15/25
...
self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
Cerebral know-it-all associate
  08/09/18
...
Balding Orchid Queen Of The Night Field
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Dashing heaven ratface
  08/09/18
interesting
Azure sandwich
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
citrine abode milk
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Aggressive stead stock car
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
motley plaza
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: citrine abode milk

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: exciting juggernaut

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Drunken Pearly Theatre Brethren

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: citrine abode milk

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Tan coffee pot mother

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: citrine abode milk

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Tan coffee pot mother

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: citrine abode milk

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Tan coffee pot mother

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Frum ladyboy

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Drunken Pearly Theatre Brethren

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: citrine abode milk

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Drunken Pearly Theatre Brethren

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle offensive casino

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: citrine abode milk

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Appetizing Elite Dilemma Weed Whacker

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Sick windowlicker prole

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: provocative party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Massive jewess

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: citrine abode milk

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Massive jewess

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: galvanic chestnut goal in life

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: White Idiotic House Foreskin

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: provocative party of the first part

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: motley plaza

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: translucent excitant faggotry bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36584291)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Dashing heaven ratface

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Trip Crackhouse

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: translucent excitant faggotry bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36584293)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: mahogany lascivious address

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Dashing heaven ratface

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: low-t gunner

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Appetizing Elite Dilemma Weed Whacker

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Aquamarine macaca

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: opaque therapy

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: impertinent chartreuse market

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: chrome disturbing fortuitous meteor

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Institution Pervert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: citrine abode milk

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: bisexual twinkling uncleanness

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Exhilarant Set Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Submissive Persian Box Office

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: low-t gunner

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: cordovan unhinged ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Azure sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: honey-headed ape ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#48749704)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Cerebral know-it-all associate

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Balding Orchid Queen Of The Night Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36584388)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Dashing heaven ratface

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Azure sandwich

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: citrine abode milk

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Aggressive stead stock car

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: motley plaza

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#49446165)