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I'm going to see Morrissey with two homosexual men
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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:26 AM Author: buff shitlib i didn't consider the implication of this at the time, or if there is an implication at all. they both know im not gay. but im the master of "gay chicken" in our friend group, so ive wound up grabbig their ass/cock and having mine grabbed quite a bit.
yesterday one called me up randomly just to "come chill" because he was "in my neighborhood ". hes never done this before and lives nearly an hour away. i wasnt home but told him i "can't wait for him to suck my cock later" and he said he would "suck it harder than anyone ever has." then we just laughed and said goodbye.
clarifying that im not gay feels presumptious and i worry they might be offended at the implication i thought they invited me only to fuck me. otoh not doing so risks leading them on. suddenly toning down the gay chicken may have the same implication. i wouldnt do it if they were straight so id be treating them differently. but is pretending to be gay for laughs something i should even be doing with gay guys? this is not flame btw. |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Odious Hissy Fit Cuck Nobody cares faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142327) |
Date: July 30th, 2025 7:28 AM Author: motley library keepsake machete Hey everyone congratulate gunnercoon for having faggot friends (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142215) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:34 AM Author: buff shitlib only a shut-in NEET would think this poast is about bragging about having gay friends. im legitmately seeking thoughts and advice from people who live IRL. go pollute some other thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142225) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:46 AM Author: motley library keepsake machete You’re a dumb faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142246) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:51 AM Author: buff shitlib RC fail? the whole point of this thread is that im not but might have lead them to believe i am. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142262) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:53 AM Author: motley library keepsake machete I don’t read your posts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142265) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:57 AM Author: buff shitlib take the next logical step and stop responding to them as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142270) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:03 AM Author: motley library keepsake machete You’re a dumb faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142280) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:04 AM Author: buff shitlib RC fail? the whole point of this thread is that im not but might have lead them to believe i am. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142281) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Odious Hissy Fit Cuck Nobody cares faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142336) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 5:39 PM Author: Slap-happy dilemma depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49143656) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 5:42 PM Author: buff shitlib you're like hadji following johnny quest around. a loyal servant to your white master. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49143663) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:34 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Odious Hissy Fit Cuck Acting gay for laughs tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142226) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:39 AM Author: buff shitlib as a married bisexual you're uniquely qualified to opine on this. what do you think? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142232) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:11 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Odious Hissy Fit Cuck It’s very clear from being around you a couple times that you’re likely gay and don’t know it. So I’m sure your gay friends have picked on this as well. I am after all only half a fag and I can tell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142285) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:20 AM Author: buff shitlib im tired of people telling me this. ive never been sexually attracted to a man or neen with one sexually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142290) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Odious Hissy Fit Cuck Nobody cares faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142328) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:39 AM Author: drunken boltzmann So Morrissey and who's the other homo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142233) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:41 AM Author: buff shitlib i probably would let him fuck and suck me in exchange for an evening out with him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142237) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:47 AM Author: motley library keepsake machete You’re not funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142249) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:47 AM Author: drunken boltzmann (Morrissey) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142250) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:48 AM Author: motley library keepsake machete You’re a faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142255) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:57 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Odious Hissy Fit Cuck Nobody cares faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142329) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:48 AM Author: topaz station coffee pot Knew this would be you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142253) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:54 AM Author: buff shitlib i think the only credited move is just hoping the don't make a pass at me and clarifying if they do. im paying for my own ticket so at least they wont think i took advantage of them or something.
women that have guy friends often wind up in situations where they get the wrong idea. how do you deal with it? |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:57 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Odious Hissy Fit Cuck Nobody cares faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142330) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:49 AM Author: scarlet concupiscible church headpube are you trying to tell us you're gay or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142257) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:57 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Odious Hissy Fit Cuck Nobody cares faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142331) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:52 AM Author: Ocher Balding Heaven "wow haha it's so easy to troll all these gay men! they keep thinking i want to suck their cocks! why do they keep falling for it every single time?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142264) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:57 AM Author: buff shitlib this is exactly the type of catty spurned lover thing im trying to avoid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142269) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:57 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Odious Hissy Fit Cuck Nobody cares faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142332) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:55 AM Author: Carmine contagious rigor patrolman "haha I'm just pretending to be gay" as gunner winks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142267) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:58 AM Author: buff shitlib i do escalate in this way. even my sister recently asked if i am actually gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142274) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:57 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Odious Hissy Fit Cuck Nobody cares faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142334) |
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Date: July 31st, 2025 11:04 AM Author: topaz station coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49145261) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:15 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Odious Hissy Fit Cuck I used to have a piece of morrissey’s shirt in my wallet, from about 97 to early 00 something. My friend from irvine saw him on the your arsenal tour and caught a large piece of hot shirt when he threw it into the crowd. He cut me off a bit and put it in a small drug bag.
I saw him 5 times on the maladjusted tour in 97. It was so 180. Boston (Orpheum I think), nyc (Central Park), philly(electric factory), dc (capital ballroom), and nyc again (Hammerstein ballroom) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:26 AM Author: motley library keepsake machete Nobody cares faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142298) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:27 AM Author: Excitant Home Double Fault Frat boy grab ass stuff isn't really part of gay life dude. Madison cawthorn sticking a squirrel up his ass and gimp face fucking his bro "for laughs" seems really weird to me |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:40 AM Author: buff shitlib yeah im probably just being neurotic here and they're just playing frat boy grab ass as one of the bros and know its not serious. but the random call yesterday got me wondering. people don't often call randomly to pop in these days. especially an actual call and not a text. the tinge of "are they serious?" with grab ass banter is probably in my head. i just dont want to lead them on or offend them.
my gay friends have always said im "definitely dont have gay vibes." the only people that have legitimately asked is straights. so people with more finely tuned gaydar know its grab ass. otoh ive met a lot of gays that get a thrill trying to sportfuck straights. |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Odious Hissy Fit Cuck Nobody cares faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142326) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: Excitant Home Double Fault I'm saying the opposite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49144038) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:45 PM Author: buff shitlib i believe that gays around gays don't play grab ass jokingly. but gaybros in straight/mixed spaces do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49144137) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:57 AM Author: Impertinent native giraffe I'm seeing him with a lesbian and a transman (furry). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142333) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Odious Hissy Fit Cuck Nobody cares faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142337) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: Impertinent native giraffe POOLS CLOSED! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142341) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: buff shitlib gosh i just love being obnoxious and irreverent on the internet! im going to annoy people in this fashion well into middle age! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142354) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:13 AM Author: Impertinent native giraffe hi every1!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is animeb0i but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 48 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!! |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:13 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Odious Hissy Fit Cuck Nobody cares faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142360) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:16 AM Author: Impertinent native giraffe I'M A' FIRIN' MAH LAZER!! SHOOP-DA-WHOOP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142368) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:18 AM Author: buff shitlib O RLY? nigger stole my bike. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142370) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:51 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Odious Hissy Fit Cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49143816) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: buff shitlib *spams GJR "tits or gtfo" and it works but she doesn't even have tits* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142367) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: Ocher Balding Heaven lynn's not a furry, you dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142355) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: buff shitlib pretty sure she dabbled but definitely had friends in that sphere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142361) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: buff shitlib i assume you're flaming but it is completely within my character to do this irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49142356) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:02 AM Author: Light stimulating set "At the Morrissey Show"
(Verse 1) I was just a man, head held high, With my straight face and my straight tie. Two friends beside me, arms around me tight, They whispered of a love I’d never know that night.
They said, "Come on, mate, just a little more— He’ll speak to you, just wait for the encore." I rolled my eyes, I couldn't care less, But something in me began to confess.
(Chorus) Oh, at the Morrissey show, I felt a love I'd never known. Two hearts beside me, singing so true, And I, I felt it too. A simple touch, a lover's gaze, The world, it twisted, and my mind, it swayed. Oh, at the Morrissey show, I fell in love, I didn’t know— And now I know.
(Verse 2) The crowd was restless, but the air was sweet, The way Morrissey sang, it knocked me off my feet. "Isn’t it ironic?" he crooned with a smile, And in that moment, I stayed awhile.
My friends’ voices, they echoed in my ear, “Isn’t it funny how you’re drawing near?” I looked at them both, and saw the light, That spark in their eyes, that felt so right.
(Chorus) Oh, at the Morrissey show, I felt a love I'd never known. Two hearts beside me, singing so true, And I, I felt it too. A simple touch, a lover's gaze, The world, it twisted, and my mind, it swayed. Oh, at the Morrissey show, I fell in love, I didn’t know— And now I know.
(Bridge) How strange it is, the way you fall, When you’re not looking at all. A gaze, a glance, a kiss that’s small, Turns you inside out, through it all.
(Chorus) Oh, at the Morrissey show, I felt a love I'd never known. Two hearts beside me, singing so true, And I, I felt it too. A simple touch, a lover's gaze, The world, it twisted, and my mind, it swayed. Oh, at the Morrissey show, I fell in love, I didn’t know— And now I know.
(Outro) Now I’m different, and I won’t fight, The love that came with the Morrissey night. Straight no more, it’s all untrue— I’m here, I’m queer, and I owe it to you. |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:09 PM Author: buff shitlib i didn't get any advice about this in this entire gay thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49143329) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Odious Hissy Fit Cuck Niggerpussy!
I’m crazy, you don’t know what I’ll say next! Coon Jew!!!111 |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: glassy famous landscape painting parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49144081) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: rose vibrant school cafeteria trust fund So just three gay guys enjoying the show together? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49144142) |
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Date: July 31st, 2025 6:00 AM Author: buff shitlib no im not gay. thats why this is problematic! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49144796) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:27 PM Author: Black thriller step-uncle's house just go with the flow and do what you want to do, no need to put a label on anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49144264) |
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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:44 AM Author: drunken boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49144793) |
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Date: July 31st, 2025 7:43 AM Author: blue territorial national This thread is very Mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49144882) |
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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Odious Hissy Fit Cuck niggers stink! pool's closed! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756228&forum_id=2/en-en/#49145126) |