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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
Yellow Cruise Ship
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
Arousing ultramarine fanboi plaza
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
boyish black knife
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
Yellow Cruise Ship
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
thriller foreskin sneaky criminal
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
Yellow Cruise Ship
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
thriller foreskin sneaky criminal
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
Yellow Cruise Ship
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
thriller foreskin sneaky criminal
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
insanely creepy filthpig travel guidebook
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
boyish black knife
  08/09/18
Dachshund
Yellow Cruise Ship
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
boyish black knife
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
mischievous fortuitous meteor yarmulke
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
Yellow Cruise Ship
  08/09/18
Same.
exciting orchestra pit
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
odious fantasy-prone trust fund
  08/09/18
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Primrose Whorehouse Incel
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
Adventurous poppy mood
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
Yellow Cruise Ship
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
Adventurous poppy mood
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
canary electric keepsake machete
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
Azure Vivacious Personal Credit Line Tanning Salon
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Primrose Whorehouse Incel
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
Insecure voyeur business firm
  08/09/18
...
gaped skinny woman chapel
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
bronze cerebral church
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Curious rigor
  08/09/18
...
gaped skinny woman chapel
  08/09/18
Cr
Federal fat ankles range
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
bronze cerebral church
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
drab scourge upon the earth
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
exciting orchestra pit
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Jade wonderful tank site
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
olive associate
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Ivory charismatic point
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
Aromatic University
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
blathering aphrodisiac half-breed house
  08/09/18
Sick
Yellow Cruise Ship
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
razzle-dazzle irate forum
  08/09/18
...
amber organic girlfriend ladyboy
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
Talented Aquamarine Ticket Booth
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
drab scourge upon the earth
  08/09/18
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Cobalt Milk
  08/09/18
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chestnut haunting den gunner
  08/09/18
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self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
Nubile Fragrant Menage Internal Respiration
  08/09/18
...
opaque supple trailer park police squad
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
bronze cerebral church
  08/09/18
interesting
chestnut haunting den gunner
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
Yellow Cruise Ship
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Zombie-like digit ratio
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Insecure voyeur business firm
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Yellow Cruise Ship

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Arousing ultramarine fanboi plaza

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: boyish black knife

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Yellow Cruise Ship

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: thriller foreskin sneaky criminal

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Yellow Cruise Ship

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: thriller foreskin sneaky criminal

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Yellow Cruise Ship

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: thriller foreskin sneaky criminal

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: insanely creepy filthpig travel guidebook

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: boyish black knife

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Yellow Cruise Ship

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: boyish black knife

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: mischievous fortuitous meteor yarmulke

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: Yellow Cruise Ship

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: exciting orchestra pit

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: odious fantasy-prone trust fund

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Primrose Whorehouse Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Adventurous poppy mood

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Yellow Cruise Ship

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Adventurous poppy mood

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: canary electric keepsake machete

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Azure Vivacious Personal Credit Line Tanning Salon

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Primrose Whorehouse Incel

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Insecure voyeur business firm

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: gaped skinny woman chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36584291)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: bronze cerebral church

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Curious rigor

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: gaped skinny woman chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36584293)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Federal fat ankles range

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: bronze cerebral church

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: drab scourge upon the earth

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: exciting orchestra pit

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Jade wonderful tank site

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: olive associate

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Ivory charismatic point

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Aromatic University

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: blathering aphrodisiac half-breed house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Yellow Cruise Ship

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle irate forum

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: amber organic girlfriend ladyboy



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Talented Aquamarine Ticket Booth

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: drab scourge upon the earth

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Cobalt Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: chestnut haunting den gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed salmon french chef mexican



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Nubile Fragrant Menage Internal Respiration

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: opaque supple trailer park police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36584388)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: bronze cerebral church

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: chestnut haunting den gunner

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Yellow Cruise Ship

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Zombie-like digit ratio

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Insecure voyeur business firm

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/en-en/#49446165)