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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
disrespectful library
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
bearded faggotry
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Amethyst histrionic home laser beams
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
vibrant pearly menage
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
orchid resort nowag
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
disrespectful library
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
orchid resort nowag
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
vibrant pearly menage
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
orchid resort nowag
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
vibrant pearly menage
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
orchid resort nowag
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
vibrant pearly menage
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
orchid resort nowag
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
disrespectful library
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
orchid resort nowag
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
vibrant pearly menage
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
orchid resort nowag
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Insanely creepy prole
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
orchid resort nowag
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Insanely creepy prole
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
orchid resort nowag
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
slate hilarious orchestra pit
  04/08/25
that's rude
orchid resort nowag
  04/08/25
...
disrespectful library
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Heady Trust Fund
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
vibrant pearly menage
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Opaque senate
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
orchid resort nowag
  04/08/25
...
disrespectful library
  04/08/25
...
orchid resort nowag
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
disrespectful library
  04/09/25
...
disrespectful library
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
marvelous location electric furnace
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Salmon hyperventilating rehab
  04/09/25
Ty
orchid resort nowag
  04/09/25
...
awkward multi-colored clown dog poop
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Khaki dilemma
  04/09/25
...
orchid resort nowag
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
glittery alcoholic theater
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
orchid resort nowag
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
orchid resort nowag
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Cerebral Sooty Crackhouse
  05/02/25
...
orchid resort nowag
  05/12/25
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orchid resort nowag
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
orchid resort nowag
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Salmon hyperventilating rehab
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
orchid resort nowag
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Insanely creepy prole
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
orchid resort nowag
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Insanely creepy prole
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Rambunctious base legend
  06/03/25
...
orchid resort nowag
  06/26/25
OP?
orchid resort nowag
  06/27/25
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orchid resort nowag
  07/09/25
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orchid resort nowag
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: disrespectful library

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: bearded faggotry

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Amethyst histrionic home laser beams

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: vibrant pearly menage

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: orchid resort nowag

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: disrespectful library

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: orchid resort nowag

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: vibrant pearly menage

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: orchid resort nowag

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: vibrant pearly menage

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: orchid resort nowag

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: vibrant pearly menage

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: orchid resort nowag

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: disrespectful library

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: orchid resort nowag

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: vibrant pearly menage

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: orchid resort nowag

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Insanely creepy prole

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: orchid resort nowag

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Insanely creepy prole

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: orchid resort nowag

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: slate hilarious orchestra pit

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: orchid resort nowag

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: disrespectful library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Heady Trust Fund

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: vibrant pearly menage

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Opaque senate

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: orchid resort nowag

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: disrespectful library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: orchid resort nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: disrespectful library

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: disrespectful library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: marvelous location electric furnace

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Salmon hyperventilating rehab

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: orchid resort nowag

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: awkward multi-colored clown dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Khaki dilemma

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: orchid resort nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: glittery alcoholic theater

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: orchid resort nowag

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: orchid resort nowag

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Cerebral Sooty Crackhouse

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: orchid resort nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: orchid resort nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: orchid resort nowag

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Salmon hyperventilating rehab

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: orchid resort nowag

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Insanely creepy prole

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: orchid resort nowag

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Insanely creepy prole

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Rambunctious base legend

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: orchid resort nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: orchid resort nowag

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: orchid resort nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: orchid resort nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49145215)