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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: orchid indian lodge

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Hilarious step-uncle's house turdskin

I live like this now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47866513)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Pink fortuitous meteor theater stage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Pea-brained theatre boltzmann

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: At-the-ready crimson pervert nursing home



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Comical digit ratio



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Racy piazza roommate

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Magenta exhilarant set

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: indigo flatulent bawdyhouse



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: orchid indian lodge

*in the next week

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Useless place of business



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Glittery blue orchestra pit

libs maf!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47867901)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Medicated Preventive Strike



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: swashbuckling church building new version



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: Motley bat-shit-crazy voyeur

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: indigo flatulent bawdyhouse

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: adventurous electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47866530)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Glittery blue orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47866535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: alcoholic lascivious public bath kitty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Magenta exhilarant set



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: stirring avocado background story



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Bright genital piercing hunting ground

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47866565)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Useless place of business

God I hope so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47866698)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: orchid indian lodge

His love is with us always, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47866750)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: indigo flatulent bawdyhouse

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: gay very tactful tanning salon travel guidebook



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: orchid indian lodge



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: apoplectic jap



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Know-it-all Rambunctious Mental Disorder Factory Reset Button



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: sickened boyish internal respiration



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: bronze nubile spot dysfunction



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Bateful theater multi-billionaire



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Glassy Quadroon Parlor



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Vivacious zombie-like dingle berry stage



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: indigo flatulent bawdyhouse



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Basque man, US citizen



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Glittery blue orchestra pit



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: alcoholic lascivious public bath kitty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: alcoholic lascivious public bath kitty

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Bright genital piercing hunting ground



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: misunderstood location

Pics?

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Bright genital piercing hunting ground



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: sooty menage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: sickened boyish internal respiration



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: sickened boyish internal respiration



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Supple National



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Lake Aggressive Milk Lettuce



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: vibrant drunken space

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: indigo flatulent bawdyhouse

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: histrionic school cafeteria



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: misunderstood location

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: adventurous electric furnace

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: orchid indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2/en-en/#47869852)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: indigo flatulent bawdyhouse



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: orchid indian lodge



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