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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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fantasy-prone walnut national knife
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Hilarious degenerate
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confused affirmative action circlehead
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Thriller new version tank
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
fantasy-prone walnut national knife
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Thriller new version tank
  06/27/25
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copper becky
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drunken goal in life
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White Step-uncle's House
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Wonderful snowy meetinghouse sex offender
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Wonderful snowy meetinghouse sex offender
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The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
180 prole locus
  06/27/25
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Talented Sickened Factory Reset Button Sneaky Criminal
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
drunken goal in life
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Supple fanboi library
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
drunken goal in life
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Thriller new version tank
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
drunken goal in life
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trip theater stage legal warrant
  06/27/25
It's both
Pink embarrassed to the bone temple sound barrier
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White Step-uncle's House
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
cobalt den
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
orchid mind-boggling field tattoo
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Hilarious degenerate
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Comical avocado public bath
  06/27/25
lmfao
Supple fanboi library
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
fragrant native
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
White Step-uncle's House
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
fragrant native
  06/27/25
lmao
Wonderful snowy meetinghouse sex offender
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Thriller new version tank
  06/27/25
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useless buck-toothed mental disorder mad cow disease
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Wonderful snowy meetinghouse sex offender
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Shaky Exhilarant Nursing Home Party Of The First Part
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Wonderful snowy meetinghouse sex offender
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
drunken goal in life
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Shaky Exhilarant Nursing Home Party Of The First Part
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
drunken goal in life
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
White Step-uncle's House
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
fragrant native
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Wonderful snowy meetinghouse sex offender
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
White Step-uncle's House
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Cracking Hospital
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Obsidian bateful area doctorate
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
fantasy-prone walnut national knife
  06/27/25
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fantasy-prone walnut national knife
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
cobalt den
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Glittery Jet Organic Girlfriend Institution
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
diverse indecent state blood rage
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
mauve kitty cat menage
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
onyx aromatic garrison
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Glittery Jet Organic Girlfriend Institution
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
dashing painfully honest church
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
orchid mind-boggling field tattoo
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Wonderful snowy meetinghouse sex offender
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
onyx aromatic garrison
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Glittery Jet Organic Girlfriend Institution
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: fantasy-prone walnut national knife



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Hilarious degenerate

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: confused affirmative action circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Thriller new version tank

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: fantasy-prone walnut national knife

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Thriller new version tank

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: copper becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: drunken goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: White Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Wonderful snowy meetinghouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Wonderful snowy meetinghouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: 180 prole locus

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Talented Sickened Factory Reset Button Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: drunken goal in life

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Supple fanboi library

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: drunken goal in life

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Thriller new version tank

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: drunken goal in life

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: trip theater stage legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Pink embarrassed to the bone temple sound barrier

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: White Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: cobalt den

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: orchid mind-boggling field tattoo

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Hilarious degenerate

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Comical avocado public bath

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Supple fanboi library

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: fragrant native

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: White Step-uncle's House

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: fragrant native

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Wonderful snowy meetinghouse sex offender

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Thriller new version tank

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: useless buck-toothed mental disorder mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Wonderful snowy meetinghouse sex offender

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Shaky Exhilarant Nursing Home Party Of The First Part

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Wonderful snowy meetinghouse sex offender

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: drunken goal in life

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Shaky Exhilarant Nursing Home Party Of The First Part

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: drunken goal in life

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: White Step-uncle's House

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: fragrant native

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Wonderful snowy meetinghouse sex offender

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: White Step-uncle's House

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Cracking Hospital

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Obsidian bateful area doctorate

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: fantasy-prone walnut national knife

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: fantasy-prone walnut national knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: cobalt den

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Glittery Jet Organic Girlfriend Institution

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: diverse indecent state blood rage

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: mauve kitty cat menage

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: onyx aromatic garrison

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Glittery Jet Organic Girlfriend Institution

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: dashing painfully honest church

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: orchid mind-boggling field tattoo

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Wonderful snowy meetinghouse sex offender

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: onyx aromatic garrison

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Glittery Jet Organic Girlfriend Institution

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055482)