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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
Comical disrespectful telephone business firm
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
hideous son of senegal national
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
Comical disrespectful telephone business firm
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Embarrassed to the bone demanding stage cuckoldry
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
Comical disrespectful telephone business firm
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Twinkling razzle heaven
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Embarrassed to the bone demanding stage cuckoldry
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
misunderstood principal's office
  09/22/23
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Comical disrespectful telephone business firm
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Embarrassed to the bone demanding stage cuckoldry
  09/22/23
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Insecure jewess
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Motley twinkling uncleanness resort
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Chestnut appetizing boistinker people who are hurt
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
French Tattoo
  09/22/23
Yes
Comical disrespectful telephone business firm
  09/22/23
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deep meetinghouse mental disorder
  09/22/23
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aphrodisiac place of business
  09/22/23
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Territorial spot
  09/22/23
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Insecure jewess
  09/23/23
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Territorial spot
  09/27/23
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Passionate gold house kitty
  10/01/23
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carnelian curious codepig love of her life
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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Comical disrespectful telephone business firm
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
bright locale
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
Comical disrespectful telephone business firm
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Territorial spot
  09/22/23
...
multi-colored trust fund university
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Sienna 180 feces
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
idiotic cowardly ratface hospital
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
Comical disrespectful telephone business firm
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
vermilion vibrant marketing idea nibblets
  09/22/23
...
Comical disrespectful telephone business firm
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
coral puppy theater
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Twinkling razzle heaven
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
Comical disrespectful telephone business firm
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
coral puppy theater
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
Comical disrespectful telephone business firm
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
vermilion vibrant marketing idea nibblets
  09/27/23
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Comical disrespectful telephone business firm
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Slap-happy menage
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
Comical disrespectful telephone business firm
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Slap-happy menage
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
Comical disrespectful telephone business firm
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Slap-happy menage
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Brindle parlour cuckold
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
sickened juggernaut native
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Talented transparent pocket flask
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
sickened juggernaut native
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
Comical disrespectful telephone business firm
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Excitant Hateful Genital Piercing Rigpig
  09/27/23
Ungh
dead whorehouse
  10/01/23
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Excitant Hateful Genital Piercing Rigpig
  10/02/23
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Comical disrespectful telephone business firm
  10/01/23
Yes
Pearly site elastic band
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Floppy Burgundy New Version
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: Comical disrespectful telephone business firm

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: hideous son of senegal national

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Comical disrespectful telephone business firm

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone demanding stage cuckoldry

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: Comical disrespectful telephone business firm

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Twinkling razzle heaven

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone demanding stage cuckoldry

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: misunderstood principal's office

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: Comical disrespectful telephone business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone demanding stage cuckoldry

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Insecure jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Motley twinkling uncleanness resort

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Chestnut appetizing boistinker people who are hurt

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: French Tattoo

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Comical disrespectful telephone business firm

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: deep meetinghouse mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Territorial spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Insecure jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Territorial spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Passionate gold house kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: carnelian curious codepig love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Comical disrespectful telephone business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: bright locale

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Comical disrespectful telephone business firm

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Territorial spot

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: multi-colored trust fund university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Sienna 180 feces

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: idiotic cowardly ratface hospital

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Comical disrespectful telephone business firm

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: vermilion vibrant marketing idea nibblets

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Comical disrespectful telephone business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: coral puppy theater

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Twinkling razzle heaven

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Comical disrespectful telephone business firm

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: coral puppy theater

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Comical disrespectful telephone business firm

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: vermilion vibrant marketing idea nibblets

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: Comical disrespectful telephone business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Slap-happy menage

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Comical disrespectful telephone business firm

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Slap-happy menage

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: Comical disrespectful telephone business firm

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Slap-happy menage

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Brindle parlour cuckold

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: sickened juggernaut native

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Talented transparent pocket flask

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: sickened juggernaut native

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Comical disrespectful telephone business firm

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Excitant Hateful Genital Piercing Rigpig

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: dead whorehouse

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Excitant Hateful Genital Piercing Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: Comical disrespectful telephone business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Pearly site elastic band

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Floppy Burgundy New Version

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894111)