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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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irradiated faggot firefighter temple
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Cruel-hearted Brunch
  08/28/25
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irradiated faggot firefighter temple
  08/28/25
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Nighttime set
  08/28/25
that's it?
Histrionic Yarmulke Gunner
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
irradiated faggot firefighter temple
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
olive stage water buffalo
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Histrionic Yarmulke Gunner
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Curious Forum Police Squad
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Razzle theater marketing idea
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Curious Forum Police Squad
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Razzle theater marketing idea
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Curious Forum Police Squad
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Razzle theater marketing idea
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
Impertinent awkward ticket booth
  08/28/25
Happy?
Chest-beating range personal credit line
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Impertinent awkward ticket booth
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Curious Forum Police Squad
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Nighttime set
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Curious Forum Police Squad
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Nighttime set
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
hateful indirect expression sweet tailpipe
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
dun dashing bawdyhouse
  08/28/25
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fishy blood rage headpube
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Appetizing university
  08/29/25
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Very Tactful Main People Factory Reset Button
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Arousing angry shrine
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
sepia stain center
  08/29/25
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fishy blood rage headpube
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
sapphire skinny woman native
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
sepia stain center
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Razzle theater marketing idea
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Big infuriating idea he suggested
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Curious Forum Police Squad
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Impertinent awkward ticket booth
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Arousing angry shrine
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Curious Forum Police Squad
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
confused church psychic
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Chartreuse demanding pistol business firm
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Impertinent awkward ticket booth
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Nighttime set
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Curious Forum Police Squad
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
sepia stain center
  09/01/25
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Curious Forum Police Squad
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
sepia stain center
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Curious Forum Police Squad
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Chest-beating range personal credit line
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Impertinent awkward ticket booth
  09/01/25
?
Razzle theater marketing idea
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Cerebral embarrassed to the bone giraffe
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Impertinent awkward ticket booth
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Curious Forum Police Squad
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Razzle theater marketing idea
  09/12/25
Yes
Curious Forum Police Squad
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Razzle theater marketing idea
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Razzle theater marketing idea
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
irradiated faggot firefighter temple
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: irradiated faggot firefighter temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Brunch

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: irradiated faggot firefighter temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Nighttime set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Histrionic Yarmulke Gunner

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: irradiated faggot firefighter temple

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: olive stage water buffalo

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Histrionic Yarmulke Gunner

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Curious Forum Police Squad

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Razzle theater marketing idea

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Curious Forum Police Squad

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Razzle theater marketing idea

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Curious Forum Police Squad

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Razzle theater marketing idea

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Impertinent awkward ticket booth

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Chest-beating range personal credit line

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Impertinent awkward ticket booth

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Curious Forum Police Squad

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Nighttime set

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Curious Forum Police Squad

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Nighttime set

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: hateful indirect expression sweet tailpipe

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: dun dashing bawdyhouse

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: fishy blood rage headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Appetizing university

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Very Tactful Main People Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Arousing angry shrine

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: sepia stain center

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: fishy blood rage headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: sapphire skinny woman native

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: sepia stain center

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Razzle theater marketing idea

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Big infuriating idea he suggested

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Curious Forum Police Squad

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Impertinent awkward ticket booth

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Arousing angry shrine

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Curious Forum Police Squad

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: confused church psychic

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse demanding pistol business firm

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Impertinent awkward ticket booth

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Nighttime set

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Curious Forum Police Squad

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: sepia stain center

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Curious Forum Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: sepia stain center

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Curious Forum Police Squad

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Chest-beating range personal credit line

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Impertinent awkward ticket booth

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Razzle theater marketing idea

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Cerebral embarrassed to the bone giraffe

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Impertinent awkward ticket booth

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Curious Forum Police Squad

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Razzle theater marketing idea

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Curious Forum Police Squad

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Razzle theater marketing idea

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Razzle theater marketing idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: irradiated faggot firefighter temple

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259839)