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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Spectacular crusty parlor

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: Sadistic round eye



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Spectacular crusty parlor

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: bearded son of senegal

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: provocative whorehouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Disrespectful Multi-colored Cruise Ship



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Anal rehab

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Spectacular crusty parlor



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: fluffy vibrant brethren

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: bearded son of senegal

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#37296760)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Nofapping trust fund

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Spectacular crusty parlor



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Self-absorbed dull hall



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: disturbing heaven

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Mauve elastic band station

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Pearly Home

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Spectacular crusty parlor



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Floppy idea he suggested



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Pearly Home

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#37299278)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Slippery Twinkling Uncleanness Hospital

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal glassy ticket booth



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Pearly Home

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#37299780)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Spectacular crusty parlor



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Spectacular crusty parlor



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Pearl submissive church building associate

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#37299292)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Spectacular crusty parlor



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Supple slate university hairy legs



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Mustard flatulent temple wagecucks

q did this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#37299391)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Drunken yellow sound barrier lay

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Pearly Home

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#37299443)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Spectacular crusty parlor

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Pearly Home

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Supple slate university hairy legs



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Mustard flatulent temple wagecucks



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal glassy ticket booth

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: disturbing heaven

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#37299553)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Pearly Home



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Elite Institution Indirect Expression

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Spectacular crusty parlor



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: lascivious location

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#37984795)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Spectacular crusty parlor

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: gold irradiated fortuitous meteor



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Spectacular crusty parlor



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Spectacular crusty parlor



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: splenetic charismatic stag film tattoo

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#38508641)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Adulterous Chocolate Menage Mother

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Spectacular crusty parlor



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Spectacular crusty parlor



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Spectacular crusty parlor

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#46979039)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Diverse Famous Landscape Painting Mental Disorder



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Call me Israel.



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: low-t fat ankles



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Spectacular crusty parlor



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Spectacular crusty parlor



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Peach awkward kitty cat reading party

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/en-en/#46982518)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Nofapping trust fund



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: french codepig



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Arousing Therapy School

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Elite Institution Indirect Expression



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