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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
thriller karate stage
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Claret nighttime trailer park
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
fuchsia coffee pot
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Claret nighttime trailer park
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Laughsome Abode Feces
  09/22/23
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beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Claret nighttime trailer park
  09/22/23
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Heady pisswyrm
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
nudist charismatic shrine boistinker
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Henna office reading party
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
bull headed philosopher-king
  09/22/23
Yes
beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house
  09/22/23
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aggressive magenta keepsake machete
  09/22/23
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Aphrodisiac blathering incel
  09/22/23
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carnelian sanctuary
  09/22/23
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Heady pisswyrm
  09/23/23
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carnelian sanctuary
  09/27/23
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Ivory Insane Azn Heaven
  10/01/23
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razzmatazz gaming laptop
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Aqua exciting lodge jewess
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
carnelian sanctuary
  09/22/23
...
peach candlestick maker
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
180 mother orchestra pit
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Gold Mediation Forum
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
obsidian famous landscape painting persian
  09/22/23
...
beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Motley university bbw
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
fuchsia coffee pot
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Motley university bbw
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
obsidian famous landscape painting persian
  09/27/23
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beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
clear liquid oxygen filthpig
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
clear liquid oxygen filthpig
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
clear liquid oxygen filthpig
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Poppy insecure corner
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
Appetizing lime skinny woman
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
snowy ladyboy
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
Appetizing lime skinny woman
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
vivacious ungodly theatre
  09/27/23
Ungh
dark digit ratio
  10/01/23
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vivacious ungodly theatre
  10/02/23
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beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house
  10/01/23
Yes
Mind-boggling flesh striped hyena
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Misanthropic Base
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: thriller karate stage

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Claret nighttime trailer park

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: fuchsia coffee pot

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Claret nighttime trailer park

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Laughsome Abode Feces

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Claret nighttime trailer park

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Heady pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: nudist charismatic shrine boistinker

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Henna office reading party

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: bull headed philosopher-king

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: aggressive magenta keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac blathering incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: carnelian sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Heady pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: carnelian sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Ivory Insane Azn Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Aqua exciting lodge jewess

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: carnelian sanctuary

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: peach candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: 180 mother orchestra pit

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Gold Mediation Forum

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: obsidian famous landscape painting persian

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Motley university bbw

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: fuchsia coffee pot

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Motley university bbw

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: obsidian famous landscape painting persian

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: clear liquid oxygen filthpig

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: clear liquid oxygen filthpig

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: clear liquid oxygen filthpig

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Poppy insecure corner

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Appetizing lime skinny woman

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: snowy ladyboy

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Appetizing lime skinny woman

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: vivacious ungodly theatre

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: dark digit ratio

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: vivacious ungodly theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed internet-worthy black woman step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling flesh striped hyena

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Misanthropic Base

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894111)