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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
spectacular hairless lodge macaca
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Offensive forum
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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Impertinent insecure library fortuitous meteor
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We’ve all been there
Razzle Main People Set
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The giver or the taker lol
spectacular hairless lodge macaca
  07/26/25
At a bar
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Not hygienic
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Offensive forum
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
charismatic grizzly dog poop tanning salon
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
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  07/26/25
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Offensive forum
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
charismatic grizzly dog poop tanning salon
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Contagious clear stage
  07/26/25
I know what to say
maroon national place of business
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
spectacular hairless lodge macaca
  07/27/25
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Laughsome pozpig marketing idea
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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  07/26/25
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Contagious clear stage
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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Marvelous office
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
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  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Marvelous office
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
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  07/26/25
(who did it)
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  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
curious philosopher-king
  07/26/25
which dad tp
sienna coiffed business firm psychic
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
green idea he suggested base
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: spectacular hairless lodge macaca

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Offensive forum

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: spectacular hairless lodge macaca

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Contagious clear stage



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Impertinent insecure library fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Razzle Main People Set

We’ve all been there

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: spectacular hairless lodge macaca

The giver or the taker lol

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz trust fund mad cow disease

At a bar

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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Contagious clear stage



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Stimulating Avocado Area



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: aromatic location clown



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Supple Knife



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Orange Spot



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: ebony indian lodge



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Useless odious market telephone



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: spectacular hairless lodge macaca



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: salmon sanctuary



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Marvelous office



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Jet-lagged impressive really tough guy space



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: wonderful famous landscape painting



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: flesh senate azn



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Smoky french striped hyena gay wizard



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Jade Hairraiser Parlour Personal Credit Line

Not hygienic

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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Offensive forum



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: charismatic grizzly dog poop tanning salon

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: spectacular hairless lodge macaca

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Offensive forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: charismatic grizzly dog poop tanning salon

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Contagious clear stage

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: maroon national place of business

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: spectacular hairless lodge macaca

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Laughsome pozpig marketing idea



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: hateful bateful box office cumskin

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Contagious clear stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Lemon Comical Generalized Bond

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Marvelous office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Nudist theater stage

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: salmon sanctuary



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: territorial light piazza pervert

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Marvelous office

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: spectacular hairless lodge macaca

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Offensive forum



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Flushed Whorehouse



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Offensive forum

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: big spruce school cafeteria

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Contagious clear stage



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: curious philosopher-king

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: sienna coiffed business firm psychic

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: green idea he suggested base

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134975)