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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
vibrant telephone
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angry death wish sandwich
  08/20/18
Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
sickened marvelous base
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
vibrant telephone
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
angry death wish sandwich
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
vibrant telephone
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
talented navy resort
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
red passionate hall
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Cheese-eating bawdyhouse yarmulke
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alcoholic razzle roommate potus
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transparent trailer park preventive strike
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House-broken walnut clown gaping
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The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
Insanely Creepy Disgusting Boistinker
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Frum ultramarine brunch pozpig
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cocky scarlet gaming laptop forum
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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Cheese-eating bawdyhouse yarmulke
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carnelian abode queen of the night
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
vibrant telephone
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cocky scarlet gaming laptop forum
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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Autistic stead cuckoldry
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alcoholic razzle roommate potus
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amethyst chapel new version
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
vibrant telephone
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amethyst chapel new version
  08/20/18
I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
vibrant telephone
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
sickened marvelous base
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
amethyst chapel new version
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
vibrant telephone
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
amethyst chapel new version
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
vibrant telephone
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
amethyst chapel new version
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
vibrant telephone
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
amethyst chapel new version
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
vibrant telephone
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
amethyst chapel new version
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
vibrant telephone
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
vibrant telephone
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
Concupiscible useless stag film faggotry
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Concupiscible useless stag film faggotry
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
poppy swashbuckling giraffe
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vibrant telephone
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
Gay Cerebral Place Of Business
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magical garrison old irish cottage
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
mustard hospital faggot firefighter
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Confused market
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
magical garrison old irish cottage
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lol johnsmeyer
Smoky big public bath
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
Insanely Creepy Disgusting Boistinker
  08/21/18
Coincidence that crows are black?
red passionate hall
  08/21/18
Lawman8 weeping
Vermilion Adventurous Nibblets
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amethyst chapel new version
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
vibrant telephone
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historically important thread
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Zippy Awkward Area
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: vibrant telephone

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: angry death wish sandwich



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: sickened marvelous base

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: vibrant telephone

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: angry death wish sandwich

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: vibrant telephone

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: talented navy resort

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: red passionate hall

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Cheese-eating bawdyhouse yarmulke



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: alcoholic razzle roommate potus



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: transparent trailer park preventive strike



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: House-broken walnut clown gaping



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Disgusting Boistinker

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: cocky scarlet gaming laptop forum



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Frum ultramarine brunch pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36677624)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: cocky scarlet gaming laptop forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39118008)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: trip hyperventilating university

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Cheese-eating bawdyhouse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651815)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: carnelian abode queen of the night



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: vibrant telephone

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: cocky scarlet gaming laptop forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: crystalline dopamine

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Autistic stead cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: alcoholic razzle roommate potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: amethyst chapel new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: vibrant telephone

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: amethyst chapel new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: vibrant telephone

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: sickened marvelous base

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: amethyst chapel new version

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: vibrant telephone

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: amethyst chapel new version

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: vibrant telephone

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: amethyst chapel new version

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: vibrant telephone

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: amethyst chapel new version

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: vibrant telephone

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: amethyst chapel new version

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: vibrant telephone

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: vibrant telephone

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible useless stag film faggotry

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible useless stag film faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: poppy swashbuckling giraffe

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: vibrant telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Gay Cerebral Place Of Business

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: magical garrison old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36655047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: mustard hospital faggot firefighter

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Flatulent Mischievous Kitchen

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Confused market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653333)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: magical garrison old irish cottage

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Smoky big public bath

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Disgusting Boistinker

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: red passionate hall

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Vermilion Adventurous Nibblets

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: amethyst chapel new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36682455)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: vibrant telephone

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: poppy swashbuckling giraffe

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Zippy Awkward Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39467939)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: vibrant telephone

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Cordovan Space Shitlib



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