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Wife got me an awesome watch but won't let me open until my birthday.

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and sh...
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/17/23
Is she retarded?
swashbuckling hissy fit skinny woman
  11/17/23
feels like it
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/17/23
Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecu...
swashbuckling hissy fit skinny woman
  11/17/23
¿Por qué no los dos?
Blathering Whorehouse Messiness
  11/17/23
You have to go back.
swashbuckling hissy fit skinny woman
  11/17/23
She's really an annoying poster.
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/17/23
One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours
Blathering Whorehouse Messiness
  11/17/23
you're like a mosquito.
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/17/23
I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob ...
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/17/23
...
Abnormal Garrison Coffee Pot
  11/17/23
...
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/17/23
OUT the watch
exciting piazza idiot
  11/17/23
https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-...
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/17/23
Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole
Blathering Whorehouse Messiness
  11/17/23
...
Gobble Gobble da gook
  11/23/25
Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down. ...
Walnut insecure spot gay wizard
  11/17/23
ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you s...
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/17/23
I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit...
Walnut insecure spot gay wizard
  11/17/23
ty
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/17/23
cr pick
blue splenetic masturbator persian
  11/17/23
ty
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/17/23
tcw
histrionic fat ankles
  11/17/23
Ty
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/17/23
Your wife is 180 for doing this
racy library wrinkle
  11/17/23
I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something &...
blue splenetic masturbator persian
  11/17/23
She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000....
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/17/23
Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what
Blathering Whorehouse Messiness
  11/17/23
i have 4 children.
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/17/23
Answer the question, Seth
Blathering Whorehouse Messiness
  11/17/23
yeah, we're poor.
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/17/23
Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite n...
Blathering Whorehouse Messiness
  11/17/23
She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’...
Walnut insecure spot gay wizard
  11/17/23
i searched her closet and called her a bitch.
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/17/23
Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - bu...
Walnut insecure spot gay wizard
  11/17/23
yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/17/23
Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?
Ruddy Church Building Filthpig
  11/17/23
it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother...
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/17/23
It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’...
Ruddy Church Building Filthpig
  11/17/23
she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to...
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/17/23
Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe w...
Ruddy Church Building Filthpig
  11/17/23
It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asi...
Blathering Whorehouse Messiness
  11/17/23
are you siegfried?
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/17/23
No clue who that is, so probably not
Blathering Whorehouse Messiness
  11/17/23
annoying asian fem poster from years ago.
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/17/23
Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker
Blathering Whorehouse Messiness
  11/17/23
new poster, first day.
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/17/23
NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year
Kink-friendly clear hominid
  11/17/23
I smell blood in the water I said something nice and sentim...
Blathering Whorehouse Messiness
  11/17/23
You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.
Walnut insecure spot gay wizard
  11/17/23
*pepper sprays u in a cute way*
Blathering Whorehouse Messiness
  11/17/23
*likes it*
Walnut insecure spot gay wizard
  11/17/23
*wssshhhh*
Blathering Whorehouse Messiness
  11/17/23
Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.
Walnut insecure spot gay wizard
  11/17/23
what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will recei...
aggressive sexy toaster
  11/17/23
FizzKidd stfu jfc
drab laughsome lodge pozpig
  11/17/23
cr
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/17/23
Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating ...
Blathering Whorehouse Messiness
  11/17/23
I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to ...
Bateful ape shitlib
  11/18/23
...
Blathering Whorehouse Messiness
  11/18/23
...
turkey
  11/23/25
Take your meds
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  11/23/25


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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and she won't even let me open the box and look at it. Is she wrong for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067295)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling hissy fit skinny woman

Is she retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067306)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib

feels like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067331)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling hissy fit skinny woman

Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecure / compensating watch bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067410)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: Blathering Whorehouse Messiness

¿Por qué no los dos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067412)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling hissy fit skinny woman

You have to go back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067458)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib

She's really an annoying poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067486)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Blathering Whorehouse Messiness

One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067491)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib

you're like a mosquito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067540)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib

I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob be my only one. It's not particularly expensive either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067469)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: Abnormal Garrison Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067335)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:51 PM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067402)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: exciting piazza idiot

OUT the watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067404)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib

https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-green-ref-sbej005

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067478)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Blathering Whorehouse Messiness

Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067495)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Gobble Gobble da gook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#49454125)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: Walnut insecure spot gay wizard

Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down.

I’d change the strap asap, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067564)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib

ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you suggest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067580)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: Walnut insecure spot gay wizard

I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit.com/r/SeikoAlpinist/comments/175ui9v/the_new_sbej005_arrived_from_japan_today/?rdt=42203

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067588)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067595)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: blue splenetic masturbator persian

cr pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067792)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067934)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:24 PM
Author: histrionic fat ankles

tcw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47068376)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:50 PM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47068452)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: racy library wrinkle

Your wife is 180 for doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067414)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:12 PM
Author: blue splenetic masturbator persian

I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something "much prettier than the one you asked for" and you end up with something hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067451)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib

She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067474)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:27 PM
Author: Blathering Whorehouse Messiness

Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067499)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:29 PM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib

i have 4 children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067517)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:35 PM
Author: Blathering Whorehouse Messiness

Answer the question, Seth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067539)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib

yeah, we're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067543)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: Blathering Whorehouse Messiness

Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite nicely. At least for the lucky first-born and or favorite son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067548)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: Walnut insecure spot gay wizard

She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’t know that she received it and is hiding it in her closet or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067549)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib

i searched her closet and called her a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067554)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: Walnut insecure spot gay wizard

Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - buried in boxes, etc.

Very sweet of her to hold it until your birthday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067579)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib

yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067598)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: Ruddy Church Building Filthpig

Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067553)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib

it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother me. it's like a friend's annoying kid sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067560)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:41 PM
Author: Ruddy Church Building Filthpig

It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’t care much for Jews or Ukrainemos or watchmos but there’s not enough poasters here to hold deranged grudges, we gotta be able to interact amicably in other threads not pertaining to the issue at hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067569)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib

she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to make a name for herself. it's like when shannon briggs used to follow around and harass wlad klitschko.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067578)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Ruddy Church Building Filthpig

Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe when she finishes with you she can move on to the “biggest” fish on the bort - disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067582)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Blathering Whorehouse Messiness

It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asian Tyson Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067585)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib

are you siegfried?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067679)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: Blathering Whorehouse Messiness

No clue who that is, so probably not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067714)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib

annoying asian fem poster from years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067721)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:09 PM
Author: Blathering Whorehouse Messiness

Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067735)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib

new poster, first day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067938)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: Kink-friendly clear hominid

NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067678)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Blathering Whorehouse Messiness

I smell blood in the water

I said something nice and sentimental about it being an heirloom... I haven't opened the taps yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067561)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Walnut insecure spot gay wizard

You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067570)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Blathering Whorehouse Messiness

*pepper sprays u in a cute way*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067581)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: Walnut insecure spot gay wizard

*likes it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067590)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: Blathering Whorehouse Messiness

*wssshhhh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067609)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:52 PM
Author: Walnut insecure spot gay wizard

Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067620)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: aggressive sexy toaster

what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will receive it on your birthday in present form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067577)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: drab laughsome lodge pozpig

FizzKidd stfu jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067630)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067634)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Blathering Whorehouse Messiness

Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating in his stupid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47067637)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 7:21 AM
Author: Bateful ape shitlib

I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to me.

This is causing me so much stress I'm starting to resent the watch and don't even want it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47070320)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 8:20 AM
Author: Blathering Whorehouse Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#47070390)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: turkey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#49454338)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Take your meds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/en-en/#49454121)