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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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lascivious university son of senegal
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
bateful mental disorder double fault
  08/28/25
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lascivious university son of senegal
  08/28/25
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Titillating Den
  08/28/25
that's it?
Emerald Hairraiser Circlehead
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
lascivious university son of senegal
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
poppy brunch jewess
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Emerald Hairraiser Circlehead
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
wonderful at-the-ready gaping
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Ivory confused tanning salon reading party
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
wonderful at-the-ready gaping
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Ivory confused tanning salon reading party
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
wonderful at-the-ready gaping
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Ivory confused tanning salon reading party
  09/12/25
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Ivory confused tanning salon reading party
  10/28/25
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Ivory confused tanning salon reading party
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
domesticated gay round eye address
  08/28/25
Happy?
galvanic space cumskin
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
domesticated gay round eye address
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
wonderful at-the-ready gaping
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Titillating Den
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
wonderful at-the-ready gaping
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Titillating Den
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Indecent Lime Mother
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Razzle casino
  08/28/25
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Sooty passionate wagecucks
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Histrionic Honey-headed Headpube Market
  08/29/25
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Diverse pink state
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
jet senate main people
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
talented rebellious rehab
  08/29/25
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Sooty passionate wagecucks
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Lake resort
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
talented rebellious rehab
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Ivory confused tanning salon reading party
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
blue set half-breed
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
wonderful at-the-ready gaping
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
domesticated gay round eye address
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
jet senate main people
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
wonderful at-the-ready gaping
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
alcoholic ebony people who are hurt
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Cyan startling dysfunction
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
domesticated gay round eye address
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Titillating Den
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
wonderful at-the-ready gaping
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
talented rebellious rehab
  09/01/25
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wonderful at-the-ready gaping
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
talented rebellious rehab
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
wonderful at-the-ready gaping
  09/01/25
Lolololol
galvanic space cumskin
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
domesticated gay round eye address
  09/01/25
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Ivory confused tanning salon reading party
  09/12/25
?
Ivory confused tanning salon reading party
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
beady-eyed sweet tailpipe faggot firefighter
  09/01/25
Fuck you
domesticated gay round eye address
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
wonderful at-the-ready gaping
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Ivory confused tanning salon reading party
  09/12/25
Yes
wonderful at-the-ready gaping
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Ivory confused tanning salon reading party
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Ivory confused tanning salon reading party
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
lascivious university son of senegal
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: lascivious university son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bateful mental disorder double fault

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: lascivious university son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Titillating Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Emerald Hairraiser Circlehead

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: lascivious university son of senegal

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: poppy brunch jewess

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Emerald Hairraiser Circlehead

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready gaping

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Ivory confused tanning salon reading party

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready gaping

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Ivory confused tanning salon reading party

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready gaping

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Ivory confused tanning salon reading party

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Ivory confused tanning salon reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Ivory confused tanning salon reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: domesticated gay round eye address

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: galvanic space cumskin

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: domesticated gay round eye address

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready gaping

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Titillating Den

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready gaping

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Titillating Den

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Indecent Lime Mother

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Razzle casino

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Sooty passionate wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Histrionic Honey-headed Headpube Market

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Diverse pink state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: jet senate main people

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: talented rebellious rehab

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Sooty passionate wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Lake resort

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: talented rebellious rehab

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Ivory confused tanning salon reading party

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: blue set half-breed

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready gaping

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: domesticated gay round eye address

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: jet senate main people

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready gaping

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: alcoholic ebony people who are hurt

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Cyan startling dysfunction

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: domesticated gay round eye address

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Titillating Den

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready gaping

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: talented rebellious rehab

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: talented rebellious rehab

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready gaping

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: galvanic space cumskin

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: domesticated gay round eye address

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Ivory confused tanning salon reading party

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Ivory confused tanning salon reading party

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed sweet tailpipe faggot firefighter

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: domesticated gay round eye address

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready gaping

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Ivory confused tanning salon reading party

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready gaping

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Ivory confused tanning salon reading party

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Ivory confused tanning salon reading party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: lascivious university son of senegal

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/en-en/#49259839)