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MEDICAL EMERGENCY: I have seeds in my poop. Didn't eat seeds.

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.
comical black state travel guidebook
  09/20/14
Begs the question why are you looking at your poop
red parlour roommate
  09/20/14
When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I...
comical black state travel guidebook
  09/20/14
(Oprah)
red parlour roommate
  09/20/14
Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular ...
maize curious quadroon locus
  09/20/14
ok
red parlour roommate
  09/20/14
Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip u...
maize curious quadroon locus
  09/20/14
you're scaring me.
red parlour roommate
  09/20/14
Good
maize curious quadroon locus
  09/20/14
why don't you use full stops?
red parlour roommate
  09/20/14
Full stops?
maize curious quadroon locus
  09/20/14
Periods you yank
red parlour roommate
  09/20/14
Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get o...
maize curious quadroon locus
  09/20/14
hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe
red parlour roommate
  09/20/14
Will do. Thanks.
duck-like sandwich
  09/20/14
...
maize curious quadroon locus
  09/20/14
DESCRIBE the seeds
Cheese-eating wine stead sweet tailpipe
  09/20/14
They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size o...
comical black state travel guidebook
  09/20/14
Maybe see a doctor
red parlour roommate
  09/20/14
I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.
comical black state travel guidebook
  09/20/14
Plant the poop on upenn's campus
irradiated nubile fanboi lay
  09/20/14
those are worms/parasite shells, bro.
Canary Hyperactive Stage
  09/20/14
What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.
comical black state travel guidebook
  09/20/14
seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stoo...
brilliant high-end azn electric furnace
  09/20/14
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
comical black state travel guidebook
  09/20/14
Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need t...
Disgusting Lascivious Casino
  09/20/14
...
Stimulating dull indirect expression
  09/20/14
NO!!!!
comical black state travel guidebook
  09/20/14
it's the only way brother
Disgusting Lascivious Casino
  09/20/14
...
Navy Razzle-dazzle Halford
  09/20/14
those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm egg...
razzle legal warrant field
  09/20/14
...
red parlour roommate
  09/20/14
Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.
comical black state travel guidebook
  09/20/14
Did you eat pork?
Copper zombie-like theater stage
  09/20/14
have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass? ...
razzle legal warrant field
  09/20/14
sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.
Fighting ivory internal respiration
  10/23/14
...
Crusty coldplay fan
  04/25/25
(Rudolph)
Garnet chest-beating trailer park
  09/20/14
ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon. enjoy.
Swollen Racy Goyim Rehab
  09/20/14
Rudolph, You have a parasite. The "seeds" in yo...
pale hospital
  09/20/14
Rudolph's "seeds": http://www.miracleshihtzu.co...
pale hospital
  09/20/14
Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread
pale hospital
  09/20/14
Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.
comical black state travel guidebook
  09/20/14
If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?
comical black state travel guidebook
  09/20/14
I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is rela...
pale hospital
  09/20/14
Can they check you without a stool sample?
comical black state travel guidebook
  09/20/14
I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape ...
pale hospital
  09/20/14
PAGING BENZO!
comical black state travel guidebook
  09/20/14
thats pinworms tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look l...
razzle legal warrant field
  09/20/14
OUTTED as jezebel commenter: pocket_copterErin Gloria Ry...
Supple Silver Party Of The First Part
  09/20/14
Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also hav...
thriller school cafeteria ape
  09/20/14
...
comical black state travel guidebook
  09/20/14
Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?
pale hospital
  10/14/14
I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.
Swashbuckling shivering bawdyhouse genital piercing
  10/23/14
lol earl
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: comical black state travel guidebook

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363240)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: red parlour roommate

Begs the question why are you looking at your poop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363245)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: comical black state travel guidebook

When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I flush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363253)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: red parlour roommate

(Oprah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363255)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: maize curious quadroon locus

Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular reasoning. Try to be more precise when you write

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363264)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: red parlour roommate

ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: maize curious quadroon locus

Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363298)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: red parlour roommate

you're scaring me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363302)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:14 PM
Author: maize curious quadroon locus

Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363380)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: red parlour roommate

why don't you use full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363385)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:17 PM
Author: maize curious quadroon locus

Full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363393)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: red parlour roommate

Periods you yank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363422)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: maize curious quadroon locus

Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get off subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363470)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: red parlour roommate

hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26365063)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: duck-like sandwich

Will do. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363306)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: maize curious quadroon locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363382)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Cheese-eating wine stead sweet tailpipe

DESCRIBE the seeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363249)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: comical black state travel guidebook

They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size of watermelon seeds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363256)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: red parlour roommate

Maybe see a doctor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363259)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: comical black state travel guidebook

I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363265)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: irradiated nubile fanboi lay

Plant the poop on upenn's campus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363250)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Canary Hyperactive Stage

those are worms/parasite shells, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363261)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: comical black state travel guidebook

What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363274)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: brilliant high-end azn electric furnace

seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stool sample taken - he's right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363292)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: comical black state travel guidebook

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363310)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Disgusting Lascivious Casino

Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need to put a sample of your poop into each cup, on consecutive days. It must be your first poop of the day.

Bring the samples back, and in a week or so you'll get a call from your doctor with the exact species of worm you have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363299)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Stimulating dull indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363303)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: comical black state travel guidebook

NO!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363308)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Disgusting Lascivious Casino

it's the only way brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363320)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Navy Razzle-dazzle Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363334)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: razzle legal warrant field

those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm eggs.

bravo on your TTT culinary exploits/shit eating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363407)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: red parlour roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363423)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: comical black state travel guidebook

Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363429)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Copper zombie-like theater stage

Did you eat pork?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363431)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: razzle legal warrant field

have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass?

what about wild fish or game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363436)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: Fighting ivory internal respiration

sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26573594)



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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Crusty coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#48879940)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: Garnet chest-beating trailer park

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26363446)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: Swollen Racy Goyim Rehab

ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon.

enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26365072)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: pale hospital

Rudolph,

You have a parasite. The "seeds" in your poop aren't seeds, or tape worm eggs, but detached segments of a segmented worm. Give me a second, I'll find a picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26365084)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: pale hospital

Rudolph's "seeds":

http://www.miracleshihtzu.com/images/tapeworm.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26365104)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: pale hospital

Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26365114)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: comical black state travel guidebook

Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26365128)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: comical black state travel guidebook

If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26365130)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: pale hospital

I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is relatively easy once you've been properly diagnosed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26365175)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: comical black state travel guidebook

Can they check you without a stool sample?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26365184)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: pale hospital

I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape to your anus in the morning and seeing if it pulls any eggs off. That maybe pinworms though, I can't really remember.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26365222)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: comical black state travel guidebook

PAGING BENZO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26365229)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: razzle legal warrant field

thats pinworms

tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look like what op described

op need to get dewormed, post haste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26365286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Supple Silver Party Of The First Part

OUTTED as jezebel commenter:

pocket_copterErin Gloria Ryan

9/12/14 4:07pm

This just reminds me of that TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE STORY about the pumpkin seed poop from forever ago. Nothing will ever be gnarlier than that. Yeep.

http://jezebel.com/your-gnarliest-poop-stories-1634098754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26365085)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: thriller school cafeteria ape

Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also have leaves? Check and see if you're a plant pronto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26365262)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: comical black state travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26365267)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 8:01 PM
Author: pale hospital

Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26517033)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling shivering bawdyhouse genital piercing

I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#26573579)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: Crusty coldplay fan

lol earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2/en-en/#47734604)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Aquamarine Bearded Main People



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Aquamarine Bearded Main People



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Aquamarine Bearded Main People



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Aquamarine Bearded Main People



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Aquamarine Bearded Main People



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Aquamarine Bearded Main People



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Date: March 31st, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Aquamarine Bearded Main People

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Aquamarine Bearded Main People



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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Azure temple



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Date: September 11th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!



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Date: September 11th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!



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