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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
spectacular ruddy stag film
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Pearly depressive
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
spectacular ruddy stag film
  07/26/25
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carmine menage sandwich
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Painfully honest clown temple
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
crystalline laughsome church building
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
spectacular ruddy stag film
  07/26/25
At a bar
greedy trailer park
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carmine menage sandwich
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harsh ceo
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amber insanely creepy pit
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Awkward Nursing Home Juggernaut
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Chocolate Violent Space Skinny Woman
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spectacular ruddy stag film
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Motley Locale Pocket Flask
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apoplectic at-the-ready chad theater stage
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Mahogany well-lubricated gay wizard
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cracking goal in life corn cake
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vigorous chartreuse chapel people who are hurt
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Massive senate
  07/27/25
Not hygienic
Spruce razzle-dazzle codepig
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Pearly depressive
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
aphrodisiac saffron psychic
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
spectacular ruddy stag film
  07/26/25
...
Pearly depressive
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
aphrodisiac saffron psychic
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
carmine menage sandwich
  07/26/25
I know what to say
glittery slate mad-dog skullcap love of her life
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
spectacular ruddy stag film
  07/27/25
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titillating charcoal french chef
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
talented theater
  07/26/25
...
carmine menage sandwich
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
embarrassed to the bone party of the first part resort
  07/26/25
...
apoplectic at-the-ready chad theater stage
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
cobalt aggressive library
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Motley Locale Pocket Flask
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
poppy keepsake machete
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
apoplectic at-the-ready chad theater stage
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
spectacular ruddy stag film
  07/26/25
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Pearly depressive
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Fear-inspiring sickened location
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Pearly depressive
  07/26/25
(who did it)
beta demanding marketing idea jap
  07/26/25
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carmine menage sandwich
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
pearl cumskin address
  07/26/25
which dad tp
vermilion state generalized bond
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Razzle hot shrine circlehead
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: spectacular ruddy stag film

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Pearly depressive

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: spectacular ruddy stag film

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: carmine menage sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Painfully honest clown temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: crystalline laughsome church building

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: spectacular ruddy stag film

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: greedy trailer park

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: carmine menage sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: stimulating fluffy crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: harsh ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Cordovan milk theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: amber insanely creepy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Awkward Nursing Home Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Chocolate Violent Space Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: spectacular ruddy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Motley Locale Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: apoplectic at-the-ready chad theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Mahogany well-lubricated gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: cracking goal in life corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: vigorous chartreuse chapel people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Massive senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Spruce razzle-dazzle codepig

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Pearly depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac saffron psychic

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: spectacular ruddy stag film

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Pearly depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac saffron psychic

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: carmine menage sandwich

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: glittery slate mad-dog skullcap love of her life

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: spectacular ruddy stag film

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: titillating charcoal french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: talented theater

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: carmine menage sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone party of the first part resort

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: apoplectic at-the-ready chad theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: cobalt aggressive library

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Motley Locale Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: poppy keepsake machete

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: apoplectic at-the-ready chad theater stage

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: spectacular ruddy stag film

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Pearly depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring sickened location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Pearly depressive

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: beta demanding marketing idea jap

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: carmine menage sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: pearl cumskin address

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: vermilion state generalized bond

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Razzle hot shrine circlehead

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2/en-en/#49134975)