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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: House-broken locale

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: confused newt roast beef



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: doobsian principal's office



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: chartreuse immigrant



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: bright awkward mother reading party

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Flatulent center lettuce



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: House-broken locale



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: glittery tanning salon

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: Soggy Alpha Shitlib

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: emerald hyperventilating temple karate

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Boyish Unholy Crackhouse Boistinker



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: dashing stead background story

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible sable fat ankles

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: House-broken locale



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible sable fat ankles

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: turquoise theater stage

ham and eggers should die

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible sable fat ankles

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: turquoise theater stage

no, they're not.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theatre

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: grizzly puppy

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible sable fat ankles



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: grizzly puppy

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Sepia queen of the night coffee pot

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: grizzly puppy

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988167)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theatre



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: charismatic judgmental parlour wagecucks

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Wine filthpig double fault



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible sable fat ankles



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Sickened Institution Toaster

love this thread

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible sable fat ankles



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Sickened Institution Toaster

was literally thinking about this yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#28616774)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Obsidian costumed nursing home

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#28616859)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
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I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: milky goyim



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Frisky patrolman



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: House-broken locale

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

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