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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: Bonkers Resort Old Irish Cottage Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: supple shaky stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25825885) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: Bonkers Resort Old Irish Cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: Dead party of the first part Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: purple beady-eyed volcanic crater karate I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: Exciting carnelian nibblets marketing idea Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Titillating Chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25828247) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: Appetizing sweet tailpipe stain bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: comical space ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: Appetizing sweet tailpipe stain They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: comical space no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988174) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: flushed pungent cruise ship idea he suggested Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: racy stage great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988132) |
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