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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Vermilion lay

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25825619)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: magical orange corner alpha



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: hyperventilating alcoholic nursing home



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Bateful Water Buffalo Codepig



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: cerebral ruddy tanning salon



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: cracking area kitty cat

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: comical forum



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: Vermilion lay



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: Histrionic jewess

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: pungent aqua hospital

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: citrine motley boiling water

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: Racy Dun Office Headpube



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: sinister shivering gaming laptop



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac box office fat ankles

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Greedy idea he suggested



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Bearded Tank Liquid Oxygen

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Vermilion lay



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Bearded Tank Liquid Oxygen



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Bearded Tank Liquid Oxygen

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26777553)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: salmon marvelous dilemma roast beef

ham and eggers should die

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Bearded Tank Liquid Oxygen

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988140)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: salmon marvelous dilemma roast beef

no, they're not.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Painfully honest crimson really tough guy locus

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: Burgundy menage

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: dull concupiscible rigor



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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Bearded Tank Liquid Oxygen



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hominid



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Bearded Tank Liquid Oxygen



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: Burgundy menage

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Henna pit potus



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Pearl balding corn cake

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988148)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Burgundy menage

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988167)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Painfully honest crimson really tough guy locus



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Bipolar brass hairy legs



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Date: December 9th, 2021 10:00 AM
Author: Excitant self-centered indirect expression party of the first part



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: slate volcanic crater yarmulke



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: autistic masturbator theater stage

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: canary pisswyrm stage



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Bearded Tank Liquid Oxygen



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Razzle whorehouse candlestick maker

love this thread

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Bearded Tank Liquid Oxygen



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Razzle whorehouse candlestick maker

was literally thinking about this yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#28616774)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Frum bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#28616859)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: provocative very tactful gas station

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#34851063)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: topaz razzle-dazzle queen of the night



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: adulterous amber scourge upon the earth old irish cottage



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: adulterous amber scourge upon the earth old irish cottage



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: provocative very tactful gas station

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Frum bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: brilliant adventurous garrison

What a great phrase.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Wonderful Clear Ladyboy



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Date: August 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Doobsian Flirting French Chef



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Vermilion lay

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#36797515)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Boyish plum space



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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Histrionic jewess



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Date: December 9th, 2021 9:56 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Bearded Tank Liquid Oxygen



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo

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