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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: Indigo mischievous office mood Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: buff gas station reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: aphrodisiac step-uncle's house alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Rusted aromatic range dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: spruce laughsome spot rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: charismatic milky ape Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: zombie-like fantasy-prone principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: Indigo mischievous office mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: topaz exhilarant twinkling uncleanness Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: mahogany medicated elastic band temple I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: balding sapphire den digit ratio Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: bull headed coffee pot (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25828376) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: Indigo mischievous office mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: violent psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: violent psychic bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Irradiated shrine idiot ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: violent psychic They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Irradiated shrine idiot no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988174) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: Burgundy racy regret station 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: up-to-no-good church building legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: violent psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26857853) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: violent psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: Burgundy racy regret station Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: avocado beady-eyed cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: Cordovan flatulent pistol school 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Burgundy racy regret station Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988167) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Indecent Magical Depressive great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988132) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: Adventurous gaming laptop I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: alcoholic indian lodge giraffe I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#34851063) |
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