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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Honey-headed Sneaky Criminal Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Topaz Fighting Juggernaut cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Honey-headed Sneaky Criminal Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Talented alcoholic location potus which dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424343) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: ivory french lay sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: cordovan swashbuckling stead A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: Cheese-eating slate queen of the night whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: citrine pungent digit ratio fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425776) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM Author: odious sooty university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48427267) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: pearl parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48429289) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Internet-worthy mauve roast beef lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: Internet-worthy mauve roast beef lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Talented alcoholic location potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: emerald indian lodge nowag LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Honey-headed Sneaky Criminal This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: emerald indian lodge nowag 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Honey-headed Sneaky Criminal One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424395) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: Internet-worthy mauve roast beef lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48428555) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Violent stimulating turdskin locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48428586) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM Author: Racy red station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48429268) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM Author: Coral partner heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424421) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM Author: garnet heady business firm jew Ok but why stop drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424351) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy alcoholic gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424912) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM Author: disgusting charismatic house cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424915) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: ivory french lay sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424916) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM Author: unholy stag film half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424984) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: Bearded jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425757) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: Racy red station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48428657) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Kink-friendly glittery laser beams sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424357) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: Concupiscible dilemma Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Honey-headed Sneaky Criminal That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: Concupiscible dilemma Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Honey-headed Sneaky Criminal Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Concupiscible dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424451) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: nofapping abode community account 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424856) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Dull irradiated school They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424454) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM Author: dun center Johnny my boy, why are you pumo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424429) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Honey-headed Sneaky Criminal Not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424432) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Magical Gaming Laptop Bawdyhouse The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Honey-headed Sneaky Criminal This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424851) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM Author: nofapping abode community account heroic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424857) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: gaped home 29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424859) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: Beady-eyed impressive stock car step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424873) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM Author: Mustard circlehead I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425009) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM Author: Concupiscible dilemma Story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425013) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM Author: Cheese-eating slate queen of the night whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425202) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM Author: Topaz Fighting Juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425287) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: Internet-worthy mauve roast beef lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48428558) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Honey-headed Sneaky Criminal Not fake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425084) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: Maize Party Of The First Part Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48428610) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: Startled erotic theater "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: dark titillating volcanic crater 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Honey-headed Sneaky Criminal Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425746) |
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