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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

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boyish mediation
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cousin on her moms side or dads
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Dads
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This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” tha...
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180 night
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Lmao guess you win bro lmao.
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They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: boyish mediation

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Copper Frozen Mental Disorder

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: boyish mediation

Dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Cheese-eating den nibblets

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: shaky brilliant dysfunction bawdyhouse



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac fuchsia affirmative action shrine

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424872)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Sepia low-t university patrolman



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: onyx autistic ape generalized bond



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: spectacular sadistic space



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Trip stage sneaky criminal



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: jade vigorous cruise ship



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: jade vigorous cruise ship



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Cheese-eating den nibblets



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: Balding Passionate Main People Nowag

LMFAO

truly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424347)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: boyish mediation

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424364)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: Balding Passionate Main People Nowag

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: boyish mediation

One for the books lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424395)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: jade vigorous cruise ship



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Carnelian Cerebral Locale Juggernaut



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: Exhilarant dark death wish tank



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: khaki drunken deer antler brethren



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: white faggotry quadroon

Ok but why stop drinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424351)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: demanding overrated gas station



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: Motley jet cuck



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: shaky brilliant dysfunction bawdyhouse



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Vermilion Institution Filthpig



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser codepig property



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant dark death wish tank



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: pontificating twisted orchestra pit cuckoldry



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: lascivious bright lodge

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424372)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: boyish mediation

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424399)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: lascivious bright lodge

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424425)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: boyish mediation

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424433)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: lascivious bright lodge



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Red infuriating gunner

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Cyan Trailer Park

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424454)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: floppy international law enforcement agency

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424429)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: boyish mediation

Not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424432)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: lascivious bright lodge



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Vermilion Institution Filthpig



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: 180 buck-toothed brunch



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: apoplectic bistre boltzmann house



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant dark death wish tank



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Tan Garrison



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hot resort therapy



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Territorial silver parlour halford

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: boyish mediation

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424851)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Vermilion Institution Filthpig

so much this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424991)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Balding Passionate Main People Nowag



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: jade vigorous cruise ship



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Red infuriating gunner

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Laughsome buff kitchen wagecucks

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424859)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: topaz odious boistinker public bath



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: diverse theatre volcanic crater

the MC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424876)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: shaky brilliant dysfunction bawdyhouse



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: irate fragrant shitlib skinny woman

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425009)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: lascivious bright lodge

Story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425013)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Red infuriating gunner

that's the difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425017)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: Sepia low-t university patrolman



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Copper Frozen Mental Disorder



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Balding Passionate Main People Nowag



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser codepig property



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: topaz odious boistinker public bath



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: jade vigorous cruise ship



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant dark death wish tank



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: boyish mediation

Not fake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425084)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: Vermilion Institution Filthpig

ergo it’s true

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Wonderful Newt Prole

JM is getting subtler with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425189)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Tantric business firm

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: excitant round eye stain

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425570)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: translucent whorehouse

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425578)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: boyish mediation

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425746)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser codepig property

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: violent gaming laptop meetinghouse

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: emerald background story



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: jade vigorous cruise ship



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: habeas penem



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