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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Cracking Abode Pistol | 12/16/25 |
| thriller bat-shit-crazy ticket booth | 12/16/25 |
| Cracking Abode Pistol | 12/16/25 |
| thriller bat-shit-crazy ticket booth | 12/16/25 |
| Cracking Abode Pistol | 12/16/25 |
| Self-absorbed Vigorous Persian | 12/20/25 |
| Dun haunting forum | 12/19/25 |
| Unholy Legal Warrant | 12/20/25 |
| garnet stage | 12/19/25 |
| Cracking Abode Pistol | 12/20/25 |
| garnet stage | 12/20/25 |
| Unholy Legal Warrant | 12/20/25 |
| twisted friendly grandma | 12/16/25 |
| Unholy Legal Warrant | 12/20/25 |
| twisted friendly grandma | 12/22/25 |
| frum razzmatazz tanning salon ape | 12/16/25 |
| Cracking Abode Pistol | 12/16/25 |
| frum razzmatazz tanning salon ape | 12/16/25 |
| soggy crystalline gaming laptop | 12/16/25 |
| Diverse Toaster Senate | 12/19/25 |
| soggy crystalline gaming laptop | 12/19/25 |
| Odious University | 12/20/25 |
| Stirring stain | 12/16/25 |
| comical bawdyhouse | 12/16/25 |
| Unholy Legal Warrant | 12/20/25 |
| Marvelous Topaz Stag Film | 12/20/25 |
| aromatic library antidepressant drug | 12/16/25 |
| Histrionic avocado garrison | 12/20/25 |
| aromatic library antidepressant drug | 12/23/25 |
| thriller bat-shit-crazy ticket booth | 12/16/25 |
| Unholy Legal Warrant | 12/20/25 |
| Obsidian exciting trump supporter voyeur | 12/21/25 |
| thriller bat-shit-crazy ticket booth | 12/16/25 |
| Marvelous Topaz Stag Film | 12/16/25 |
| aromatic library antidepressant drug | 12/19/25 |
| Marvelous Topaz Stag Film | 12/19/25 |
| Blathering Adventurous Lodge Telephone | 12/19/25 |
| ivory multi-colored regret office | 12/19/25 |
| Cracking Abode Pistol | 12/19/25 |
| Disturbing Anal Generalized Bond | 12/19/25 |
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| Pale tattoo | 12/19/25 |
| ivory multi-colored regret office | 12/19/25 |
| Excitant theatre macaca | 12/19/25 |
| twisted friendly grandma | 12/19/25 |
| Self-absorbed Vigorous Persian | 12/20/25 |
| Gaped site idiot | 12/22/25 |
| doobsian property immigrant | 12/19/25 |
| light offensive dopamine new version | 12/19/25 |
| ebony adulterous mad cow disease theater | 12/19/25 |
| Marvelous Topaz Stag Film | 12/19/25 |
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| Contagious Stage | 12/19/25 |
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| amethyst location death wish | 12/20/25 |
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| razzle-dazzle maniacal principal's office | 12/20/25 |
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| Disturbing Anal Generalized Bond | 12/20/25 |
| Obsidian exciting trump supporter voyeur | 12/20/25 |
| garnet stage | 12/21/25 |
| Obsidian exciting trump supporter voyeur | 12/22/25 |
| garnet stage | 12/23/25 |
| Obsidian exciting trump supporter voyeur | 12/23/25 |
| Hyperventilating Point Shitlib | 12/22/25 |
| Odious University | 12/22/25 |
| Odious University | 12/23/25 |
| tripping translucent casino | 12/22/25 |
| Gaped site idiot | 12/22/25 |
| Fragrant coiffed pervert | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Cracking Abode Pistol 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: thriller bat-shit-crazy ticket booth This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Cracking Abode Pistol lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: thriller bat-shit-crazy ticket booth My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Cracking Abode Pistol You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Self-absorbed Vigorous Persian Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Dun haunting forum It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Unholy Legal Warrant Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: garnet stage You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Cracking Abode Pistol brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: garnet stage glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Unholy Legal Warrant You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: twisted friendly grandma $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Unholy Legal Warrant Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: twisted friendly grandma thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: frum razzmatazz tanning salon ape 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Cracking Abode Pistol ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: frum razzmatazz tanning salon ape investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: soggy crystalline gaming laptop $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Diverse Toaster Senate I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: soggy crystalline gaming laptop good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Odious University $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Stirring stain six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: comical bawdyhouse 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Unholy Legal Warrant Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Marvelous Topaz Stag Film what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: aromatic library antidepressant drug 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Histrionic avocado garrison me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: aromatic library antidepressant drug It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: thriller bat-shit-crazy ticket booth 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Unholy Legal Warrant the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Obsidian exciting trump supporter voyeur Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: thriller bat-shit-crazy ticket booth I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Marvelous Topaz Stag Film mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: aromatic library antidepressant drug In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Marvelous Topaz Stag Film yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Blathering Adventurous Lodge Telephone Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: ivory multi-colored regret office 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Cracking Abode Pistol fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Disturbing Anal Generalized Bond A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Disturbing Anal Generalized Bond OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Pale tattoo A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: ivory multi-colored regret office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Excitant theatre macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: twisted friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Self-absorbed Vigorous Persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Gaped site idiot Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: doobsian property immigrant $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: light offensive dopamine new version can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: ebony adulterous mad cow disease theater Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Marvelous Topaz Stag Film nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: ebony adulterous mad cow disease theater Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Spruce vibrant boiling water karate You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Contagious Stage Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: titillating honey-headed feces menage Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: frum razzmatazz tanning salon ape damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: amethyst location death wish Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: outnumbered crimson yarmulke nursing home Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Diverse Toaster Senate 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Coral 180 candlestick maker meetinghouse Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: razzle-dazzle maniacal principal's office 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: dull turdskin gas station 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Marvelous Topaz Stag Film 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Unholy Legal Warrant Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: amethyst location death wish 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: cerise supple resort literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Pungent peach dilemma faggot firefighter I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: light offensive dopamine new version so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: cerise supple resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Disturbing Anal Generalized Bond 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Obsidian exciting trump supporter voyeur Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: garnet stage how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Obsidian exciting trump supporter voyeur I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: garnet stage 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Obsidian exciting trump supporter voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Hyperventilating Point Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Odious University Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Odious University $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: tripping translucent casino $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Gaped site idiot I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: Fragrant coiffed pervert 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49598250) |