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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: diverse costumed stage place of business 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: glittery striped hyena This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: diverse costumed stage place of business lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: glittery striped hyena My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: diverse costumed stage place of business You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: slate thriller circlehead halford Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: silver supple party of the first part parlour It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: dull bat shit crazy nibblets school Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: concupiscible hairless national lettuce You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: diverse costumed stage place of business brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: concupiscible hairless national lettuce glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: dull bat shit crazy nibblets school You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: titillating amethyst pit genital piercing $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: dull bat shit crazy nibblets school Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: titillating amethyst pit genital piercing thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: arousing abnormal travel guidebook 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: diverse costumed stage place of business ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: arousing abnormal travel guidebook investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: anal trip lay $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Umber home athletic conference I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: anal trip lay good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Vermilion casino $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Motley voyeur stead six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: coiffed gas station newt 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: dull bat shit crazy nibblets school Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: magical ruby coffee pot what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: naked coldplay fan lodge 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: mildly autistic trailer park me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: naked coldplay fan lodge It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: glittery striped hyena 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: dull bat shit crazy nibblets school the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: floppy peach idea he suggested menage Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: glittery striped hyena I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: magical ruby coffee pot mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: naked coldplay fan lodge In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: magical ruby coffee pot yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: odious faggotry fat ankles Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: elite hospital goyim 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: diverse costumed stage place of business fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Fuchsia Milk A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Fuchsia Milk OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Mahogany federal crackhouse boltzmann A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: elite hospital goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: awkward big digit ratio area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: titillating amethyst pit genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: slate thriller circlehead halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Flesh swashbuckling institution pisswyrm Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Lemon sanctuary $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Orchid state faggot firefighter can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Maroon business firm Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: magical ruby coffee pot nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Maroon business firm Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: bearded temple You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: useless aqua school cafeteria main people Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: tantric exhilarant brunch foreskin Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: arousing abnormal travel guidebook damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Heady theatre Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: marvelous ratface Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Umber home athletic conference 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: stimulating friendly grandma sneaky criminal Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Aphrodisiac bearded hall 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Rambunctious people who are hurt 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: magical ruby coffee pot 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: dull bat shit crazy nibblets school Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Heady theatre 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: soul-stirring crystalline telephone gaping literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: jet-lagged heaven I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Orchid state faggot firefighter so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: soul-stirring crystalline telephone gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Fuchsia Milk 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: floppy peach idea he suggested menage Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: concupiscible hairless national lettuce how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: floppy peach idea he suggested menage I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: concupiscible hairless national lettuce 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: floppy peach idea he suggested menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Vermilion casino Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Vermilion casino $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Sadistic laughsome set $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Flesh swashbuckling institution pisswyrm I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: adventurous library crotch 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/en-en/#49598250) |