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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
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Lilac philosopher-king
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Floppy hateful azn windowlicker
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Balding heaven famous landscape painting
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Passionate Citrine Pocket Flask
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multi-colored elite parlour
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bateful filthy crackhouse
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sooty provocative multi-billionaire
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
sepia menage macaca
  10/09/14
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Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
Balding heaven famous landscape painting
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
sepia menage macaca
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Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
sepia menage macaca
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Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
Tan fluffy institution
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Big-titted sickened church building
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Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
bateful filthy crackhouse
  10/09/14
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Big-titted sickened church building
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
turquoise point
  10/09/14
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Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
galvanic resort
  10/08/16
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Tan fluffy institution
  10/09/14
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ruby motley tank
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avocado gaping school cafeteria
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Transparent disrespectful locale
  10/09/14
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Ebony Theater Stage
  10/09/14
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carnelian stimulating hell
  10/09/14
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Exciting hissy fit
  10/09/14
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Sticky locus boltzmann
  10/10/14
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Stirring Electric Furnace Location
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
Arousing lay karate
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
mint low-t turdskin
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
goy orbison
  10/06/25
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Insane range
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Transparent disrespectful locale
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
Vigorous opaque area messiness
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
massive hyperventilating ticket booth
  10/11/14
?
Twisted den
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
massive hyperventilating ticket booth
  10/11/14
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dashing red box office
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
Aphrodisiac wine laser beams stage
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
Startled Kitchen
  12/25/15
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bistre gas station cumskin
  02/05/17
lol
bright sexy jewess
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Wonderful Mentally Impaired Mediation House
  10/09/14
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Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Balding heaven famous landscape painting
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Transparent disrespectful locale
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fragrant cobalt office
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
sapphire lascivious theatre
  10/09/14
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odious deranged haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Tan fluffy institution
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
exhilarant house-broken therapy affirmative action
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
irate ratface field
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
sepia menage macaca
  10/09/14
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Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
concupiscible kitty
  10/09/14
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Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
turquoise point
  10/09/14
...
Excitant associate
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
Cerise Histrionic Mental Disorder Brunch
  10/09/14
Shrewd
Bespoke vibrant hall
  10/09/14
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Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
concupiscible kitty
  10/09/14
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turquoise point
  10/09/14
180
Supple Tanning Salon Telephone
  10/09/14
180
heady dun selfie stock car
  10/09/14
180^180
ruby motley tank
  10/09/14
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avocado gaping school cafeteria
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
ruby motley tank
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Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
ruby motley tank
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Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Balding heaven famous landscape painting
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Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Cerise Histrionic Mental Disorder Brunch
  10/09/14
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ruby motley tank
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Floppy hateful azn windowlicker
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
turquoise point
  10/09/14
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Twisted den
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
chocolate irradiated trailer park
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
ruddy hideous meetinghouse dopamine
  10/09/14
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disgusting unhinged national
  12/06/14
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Impertinent umber genital piercing
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Brindle Embarrassed To The Bone Whorehouse Foreskin
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
mint low-t turdskin
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
mint low-t turdskin
  10/08/16
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Godawful gold gaming laptop
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Twisted den
  10/09/14
?
Adulterous Antidepressant Drug
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Twisted den
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Boyish burgundy university fat ankles
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Brilliant seedy spot old irish cottage
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Smoky aggressive prole mother
  10/11/14
180
pungent fishy generalized bond
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Big drab marketing idea nursing home
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Twisted den
  10/09/14
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ruby motley tank
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fragrant cobalt office
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Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
odious deranged haunted graveyard
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Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
odious deranged haunted graveyard
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Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Big drab marketing idea nursing home
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Lilac philosopher-king
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Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Cerise Histrionic Mental Disorder Brunch
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Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
carnelian stimulating hell
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
carnelian stimulating hell
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
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Costumed Metal Lodge Doctorate
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
Passionate Citrine Pocket Flask
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Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
Passionate Citrine Pocket Flask
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Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
...
Transparent disrespectful locale
  10/09/14
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Passionate Citrine Pocket Flask
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Nofapping abode
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
sepia menage macaca
  10/09/14
lol
Floppy hateful azn windowlicker
  10/09/14
180
Twisted den
  10/09/14
lmao
Ebony Theater Stage
  10/09/14
tyft
ruby motley tank
  10/09/14
Lol
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
...
curious soggy bawdyhouse potus
  10/09/14
This is good.
beta sinister roast beef indian lodge
  10/09/14
180 billion
Big drab marketing idea nursing home
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
turquoise point
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
talented toilet seat
  10/09/14
...
fragrant cobalt office
  10/09/14
180 this is great
amber kink-friendly pit corn cake
  10/10/14
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avocado gaping school cafeteria
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Vivacious Station
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
bisexual parlor round eye
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
carnelian stimulating hell
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
comical set partner
  10/09/14
...
Titillating stage
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Medicated razzmatazz private investor shitlib
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
ruby motley tank
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
sepia menage macaca
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
snowy hunting ground quadroon
  10/09/14
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Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
...
Medicated razzmatazz private investor shitlib
  10/09/14
...
Transparent disrespectful locale
  10/27/14
...
turquoise point
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Cerebral maroon base mexican
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Misunderstood Pervert
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
mint low-t turdskin
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
beta sinister roast beef indian lodge
  10/09/14
titcr
Medicated razzmatazz private investor shitlib
  10/09/14
...
beta sinister roast beef indian lodge
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
ruby motley tank
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Floppy hateful azn windowlicker
  10/09/14
...
avocado gaping school cafeteria
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
Passionate Citrine Pocket Flask
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Bearded Stead Striped Hyena
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Brilliant seedy spot old irish cottage
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
frozen hairraiser useless brakes
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
sepia menage macaca
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Floppy hateful azn windowlicker
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
sapphire lascivious theatre
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
ruby motley tank
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Cerebral maroon base mexican
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
ruby motley tank
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
beta sinister roast beef indian lodge
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Sticky locus boltzmann
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Cerebral maroon base mexican
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Sticky locus boltzmann
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
brass temple
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
blathering people who are hurt
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Swollen love of her life half-breed
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
vengeful chapel milk
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Passionate Citrine Pocket Flask
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
snowy hunting ground quadroon
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Passionate Citrine Pocket Flask
  10/09/14
...
Cerise Histrionic Mental Disorder Brunch
  10/10/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
...
Medicated razzmatazz private investor shitlib
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
carnelian stimulating hell
  10/09/14
...
scarlet glittery organic girlfriend
  10/09/14
...
demanding contagious space stain
  10/12/14
1800000000
Slate rough-skinned forum preventive strike
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Twisted den
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
scarlet glittery organic girlfriend
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Floppy hateful azn windowlicker
  10/09/14
...
fragrant cobalt office
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Twisted den
  10/09/14
Loling hard
beta sinister roast beef indian lodge
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Costumed Metal Lodge Doctorate
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
Laughsome mauve senate athletic conference
  10/09/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Swollen love of her life half-breed
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
sepia menage macaca
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Twisted den
  10/09/14
fuckk me
sepia menage macaca
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Twisted den
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
mint low-t turdskin
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Passionate Citrine Pocket Flask
  10/09/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
Vigorous opaque area messiness
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Medicated razzmatazz private investor shitlib
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
Pea-brained cracking corner friendly grandma
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Boyish burgundy university fat ankles
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Costumed Metal Lodge Doctorate
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Floppy hateful azn windowlicker
  10/09/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
talented toilet seat
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
mint low-t turdskin
  10/09/14
...
mint low-t turdskin
  10/10/14
...
Big drab marketing idea nursing home
  10/09/14
i could see it
Twisted den
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Spectacular business firm background story
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
ruby motley tank
  10/09/14
...
fragrant cobalt office
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
aromatic orchid native weed whacker
  06/27/16
...
Territorial plaza
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Passionate Citrine Pocket Flask
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Topaz Boiling Water
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
trip sanctuary
  10/10/14
WTF?
Ebony Theater Stage
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
sepia menage macaca
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Ebony Theater Stage
  10/10/14
...
Twisted den
  10/10/14
120
Slate rough-skinned forum preventive strike
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Boyish burgundy university fat ankles
  10/10/14
...
beta sinister roast beef indian lodge
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/10/14
...
Passionate Citrine Pocket Flask
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
carnelian stimulating hell
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
sapphire lascivious theatre
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
sapphire lascivious theatre
  10/10/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
mildly autistic gay wizard orchestra pit
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
sepia menage macaca
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Brilliant seedy spot old irish cottage
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
concupiscible kitty
  10/10/14
...
Duck-like market
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Self-centered Violent Patrolman State
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Twisted den
  10/10/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/10/14
...
beta sinister roast beef indian lodge
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Indecent Tantric Address
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Twisted den
  10/10/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
beta sinister roast beef indian lodge
  10/10/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
jet candlestick maker shrine
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
sapphire lascivious theatre
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Brindle Embarrassed To The Bone Whorehouse Foreskin
  10/10/14
180
cyan blood rage
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Bossy mind-boggling becky school
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
fragrant cobalt office
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
Vigorous opaque area messiness
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Brindle Embarrassed To The Bone Whorehouse Foreskin
  10/10/14
...
fragrant cobalt office
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
ruby motley tank
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Thirsty autistic stag film
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Floppy hateful azn windowlicker
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
ruby motley tank
  10/10/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
ruby motley tank
  10/10/14
...
fragrant cobalt office
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Self-centered Violent Patrolman State
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
sepia menage macaca
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Idiotic Greedy Public Bath Crotch
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
jet-lagged center
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
sepia menage macaca
  10/11/14
omg
Vigorous opaque area messiness
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
silver zippy church ceo
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Free-loading Bonkers Home Nibblets
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Territorial plaza
  10/11/14
...
Twisted den
  10/11/14
...
Free-loading Bonkers Home Nibblets
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Bearded piazza
  10/11/14
...
fragrant cobalt office
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Arousing lay karate
  10/18/14
...
useless immigrant garrison
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
beady-eyed incel
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
french coiffed regret
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
Transparent disrespectful locale
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
racy confused fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Free-loading Bonkers Home Nibblets
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
Vigorous opaque area messiness
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
racy confused fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
...
mint low-t turdskin
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
turquoise point
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
sapphire lascivious theatre
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
chocolate irradiated trailer park
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
Duck-like market
  10/11/14
...
fragrant cobalt office
  10/11/14
...
turquoise point
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
Transparent disrespectful locale
  10/27/14
lmfao
exhilarant house-broken therapy affirmative action
  10/11/14
amazing
geriatric fantasy-prone digit ratio rehab
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
beta sinister roast beef indian lodge
  10/11/14
180
Floppy hateful azn windowlicker
  10/11/14
...
Cerise Histrionic Mental Disorder Brunch
  10/11/14
...
fragrant cobalt office
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
Transparent disrespectful locale
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
infuriating son of senegal
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
beady-eyed incel
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Free-loading Bonkers Home Nibblets
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
turquoise point
  10/11/14
Seriously.
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
french coiffed regret
  10/11/14
...
Bearded piazza
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Claret Dilemma
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
Supple Tanning Salon Telephone
  03/28/16
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
ruby motley tank
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
hairless international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
...
bull headed olive trust fund alpha
  10/11/14
...
ruby motley tank
  10/11/14
plz poast
lavender slimy really tough guy toaster
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
bull headed olive trust fund alpha
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Costumed Metal Lodge Doctorate
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
irate ratface field
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
blathering people who are hurt
  10/11/14
For the love of god
beta sinister roast beef indian lodge
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
turquoise point
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
blathering people who are hurt
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
sepia menage macaca
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
sapphire lascivious theatre
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
razzle-dazzle casino main people
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
rose property mood
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
mint low-t turdskin
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Costumed Metal Lodge Doctorate
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
carnelian stimulating hell
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
beta sinister roast beef indian lodge
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Duck-like market
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
lol 180
turquoise point
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
irate ratface field
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
adventurous dingle berry cruise ship
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
carnelian stimulating hell
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
grizzly yarmulke
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
copper 180 elastic band
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
copper 180 elastic band
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Balding heaven famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Bipolar peach twinkling uncleanness theater
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
carnelian stimulating hell
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Slate rough-skinned forum preventive strike
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Vigorous opaque area messiness
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Bipolar peach twinkling uncleanness theater
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
Diverse Chrome Place Of Business Step-uncle's House
  10/11/14
keeping it real
grizzly yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
Costumed Metal Lodge Doctorate
  10/11/14
cr
azure razzle sex offender
  10/11/14
Amen.
Underhanded principal's office ladyboy
  10/11/14
lol cr
disgusting unhinged national
  10/11/14
...
Sticky locus boltzmann
  10/11/14
...
turquoise point
  10/11/14
...
fragrant cobalt office
  10/11/14
...
Transparent disrespectful locale
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
blathering people who are hurt
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
scarlet glittery organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
blathering people who are hurt
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Vigorous opaque area messiness
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
blathering people who are hurt
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Vigorous opaque area messiness
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
blathering people who are hurt
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
scarlet glittery organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
180
soul-stirring library
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
blathering people who are hurt
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
charismatic cream puppy personal credit line
  10/11/14
...
scarlet glittery organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
ruby motley tank
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
irate ratface field
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
scarlet glittery organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
blathering people who are hurt
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
beta sinister roast beef indian lodge
  10/11/14
...
carnelian stimulating hell
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Slate rough-skinned forum preventive strike
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
mint low-t turdskin
  10/11/14
lol
Dull degenerate hospital
  10/11/14
underrated
Cerebral maroon base mexican
  10/11/14
...
out-of-control site ape
  10/12/14
...
Transparent disrespectful locale
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Bearded Stead Striped Hyena
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
beta sinister roast beef indian lodge
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Bearded Stead Striped Hyena
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Bearded Stead Striped Hyena
  10/11/14
...
Transparent disrespectful locale
  10/27/14
lol
mewling factory reset button
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Territorial plaza
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
Hilarious federal faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling slap-happy legal warrant
  10/11/14
180
razzle-dazzle casino main people
  10/11/14
180
Balding heaven famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
180
turquoise point
  10/11/14
...
Sticky locus boltzmann
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
awkward electric
  10/11/14
...
Chartreuse Marvelous
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
turquoise point
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Startled Kitchen
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
sepia menage macaca
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
irate ratface field
  10/11/14
...
Twisted den
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
180
razzle-dazzle casino main people
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
irate ratface field
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
irate ratface field
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
brass temple
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
hot thriller pozpig
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
carnelian stimulating hell
  10/11/14
...
sapphire lascivious theatre
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
ruby motley tank
  10/11/14
...
Transparent disrespectful locale
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
ruby motley tank
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
ruby motley tank
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
Go on...
Transparent disrespectful locale
  10/27/14
...
brass temple
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
sapphire lascivious theatre
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
  10/11/14
...
sapphire lascivious theatre
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
hot thriller pozpig
  10/11/14
Yessir.
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
mint low-t turdskin
  10/11/14
...
Bearded piazza
  10/11/14
...
fragrant cobalt office
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
Milky Wrinkle
  10/12/14
...
Transparent disrespectful locale
  10/27/14
...
out-of-control site ape
  10/12/14
...
Transparent disrespectful locale
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
ruby motley tank
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
silver zippy church ceo
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Sticky locus boltzmann
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
ruby motley tank
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
ruby motley tank
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
hot thriller pozpig
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
ruby motley tank
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
turquoise point
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
Transparent disrespectful locale
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Balding heaven famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
...
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
judgmental party of the first part
  10/11/14
...
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
ruby motley tank
  10/11/14
...
Twisted den
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
ruby motley tank
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
curious soggy bawdyhouse potus
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
beady-eyed incel
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
silver zippy church ceo
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
sepia menage macaca
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
turquoise point
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
brass temple
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
carnelian stimulating hell
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
Misunderstood Pervert
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Henna
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
hairless international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
hairless international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
sepia menage macaca
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
sadistic new version
  10/11/14
...
Boyish burgundy university fat ankles
  10/11/14
...
fragrant cobalt office
  10/11/14
Oh my
sapphire lascivious theatre
  10/11/14
omg
Impressive
  10/11/14
...
circlehead
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
turquoise point
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
irate ratface field
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
sapphire lascivious theatre
  10/11/14
...
fragrant cobalt office
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Floppy hateful azn windowlicker
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
Impressive
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
Shivering deer antler
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
crusty salmon skinny woman
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Brindle Embarrassed To The Bone Whorehouse Foreskin
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
sadistic new version
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
Khaki coffee pot
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Idiotic Greedy Public Bath Crotch
  10/11/14
...
Bearded Stead Striped Hyena
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
demanding contagious space stain
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Bossy mind-boggling becky school
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
Sick hyperactive giraffe
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
Sticky locus boltzmann
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Smoky aggressive prole mother
  10/11/14
wtf
Puce Alcoholic Depressive Idea He Suggested
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
Translucent persian
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Idiotic Greedy Public Bath Crotch
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
Translucent persian
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
Hilarious federal faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
...
turquoise point
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
turquoise point
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Brindle Embarrassed To The Bone Whorehouse Foreskin
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
hot thriller pozpig
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
cyan blood rage
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
hot thriller pozpig
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Idiotic Greedy Public Bath Crotch
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
Shivering deer antler
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
hot thriller pozpig
  10/11/14
...
turquoise point
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
brass temple
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
Shivering deer antler
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
ruby motley tank
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
Hilarious federal faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
turquoise point
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
narrow-minded jap
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
talking double fault
  11/21/15
...
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
gtfo
Costumed Metal Lodge Doctorate
  10/12/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
rusted voyeur
  10/11/14
Holy shit
beady-eyed incel
  10/11/14
?
snowy hunting ground quadroon
  10/11/14
...
nubile
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
shimmering hominid
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Slate rough-skinned forum preventive strike
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
shimmering hominid
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
Impressive
  10/11/14
...
nubile
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
violent
  10/11/14
lol
turquoise point
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Sticky locus boltzmann
  10/12/14
180
Stubborn legend sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
sepia menage macaca
  10/11/14
120
Wonderful Mentally Impaired Mediation House
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
sapphire lascivious theatre
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Sticky locus boltzmann
  10/11/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Sticky locus boltzmann
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
carnelian stimulating hell
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
  10/12/14
...
Free-loading Bonkers Home Nibblets
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
talented toilet seat
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
scarlet glittery organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
...
hairless international law enforcement agency
  12/06/14
...
Free-loading Bonkers Home Nibblets
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
Effete mad-dog skullcap
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
water buffalo
  10/12/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
sepia menage macaca
  10/12/14
Well!?
curious soggy bawdyhouse potus
  10/12/14
...
Free-loading Bonkers Home Nibblets
  10/12/14
plz respond
scarlet glittery organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Adulterous Antidepressant Drug
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Bearded piazza
  10/12/14
Well?
Bossy mind-boggling becky school
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
bat shit crazy splenetic cuckoldry
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
snowy hunting ground quadroon
  10/12/14
180000000
razzle-dazzle casino main people
  10/12/14
??
Ebony Theater Stage
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
fragrant cobalt office
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
lake chad
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Floppy hateful azn windowlicker
  10/12/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Floppy hateful azn windowlicker
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Floppy hateful azn windowlicker
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
sepia menage macaca
  10/12/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/12/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Costumed Metal Lodge Doctorate
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
snowy hunting ground quadroon
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/12/14
...
sapphire lascivious theatre
  10/12/14
...
Khaki coffee pot
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
grizzly yarmulke
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
talented toilet seat
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
blathering people who are hurt
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Slate rough-skinned forum preventive strike
  10/12/14
please continue
out-of-control site ape
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
scarlet glittery organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
ungodly national security agency
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/12/14
...
ruby motley tank
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Vigorous opaque area messiness
  10/12/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
ruby motley tank
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Dark juggernaut mad cow disease
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
sepia menage macaca
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Dark juggernaut mad cow disease
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
sepia menage macaca
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
racy confused fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
ungodly national security agency
  10/12/14
ty
mint low-t turdskin
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
ungodly national security agency
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Dark juggernaut mad cow disease
  10/12/14
And scene.
Sticky locus boltzmann
  10/12/14
nigger
mint low-t turdskin
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Sticky locus boltzmann
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Sticky locus boltzmann
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Dark juggernaut mad cow disease
  10/12/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/12/14
...
copper 180 elastic band
  10/12/14
...
Sticky locus boltzmann
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/12/14
...
Idiotic Greedy Public Bath Crotch
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
blathering people who are hurt
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
Charcoal clown
  10/12/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
reading party
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
Puce Alcoholic Depressive Idea He Suggested
  10/12/14
You don't?
Bespoke vibrant hall
  10/12/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
sepia menage macaca
  10/12/14
...
  10/12/14
wtf
ruby motley tank
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Bearded Stead Striped Hyena
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
ruby motley tank
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Bearded Stead Striped Hyena
  10/12/14
...
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
infuriating son of senegal
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Bearded Stead Striped Hyena
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
Shivering deer antler
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Bearded Stead Striped Hyena
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
infuriating son of senegal
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Vigorous opaque area messiness
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Twisted den
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Brilliant seedy spot old irish cottage
  10/12/14
...
Startled Kitchen
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Swollen love of her life half-breed
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
mint low-t turdskin
  10/12/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
ruby motley tank
  10/12/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
narrow-minded jap
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
Sick hyperactive giraffe
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
irate ratface field
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
ungodly national security agency
  10/12/14
...
talking double fault
  11/21/15
...
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Sticky locus boltzmann
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Territorial plaza
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
fragrant cobalt office
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Floppy hateful azn windowlicker
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
dog poop
  10/12/14
180
maniacal newt
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
onyx chest-beating
  10/31/16
...
talking double fault
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Light arrogant
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
flushed wild masturbator
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Chartreuse Marvelous
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
Shivering deer antler
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Brilliant seedy spot old irish cottage
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Arousing lay karate
  10/18/14
...
talking double fault
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Bossy mind-boggling becky school
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Costumed Metal Lodge Doctorate
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
demanding contagious space stain
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
Hilarious federal faggot firefighter
  10/13/14
?
demanding contagious space stain
  10/13/14
...
Lilac philosopher-king
  10/27/14
...
ungodly national security agency
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
carnelian stimulating hell
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Brindle Embarrassed To The Bone Whorehouse Foreskin
  12/06/14
...
ruby motley tank
  04/07/15
...
Chartreuse Marvelous
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
Hairy Legs
  04/22/15
...
Ebony Theater Stage
  05/17/15
...
yapping brethren
  06/04/15
Not flame.
carnelian stimulating hell
  08/18/15
update?
indigo goal in life
  10/06/15
...
queen of the night
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
ungodly national security agency
  10/11/15
...
Impressive
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Obsidian
  10/12/15
bump
snowy hunting ground quadroon
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Pink
  11/25/15
...
ruby motley tank
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
ruby motley tank
  12/27/15
...
yapping brethren
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
codepig
  03/10/16
...
Titillating stage
  03/28/16
...
appetizing lettuce nowag
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
pale tattoo
  06/27/16
...
demanding contagious space stain
  08/21/16
...
High-end nudist
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
ruby motley tank
  08/22/16
...
Misanthropic Coldplay Fan
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
keepsake machete
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
Cruel-hearted Black Woman
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
keepsake machete
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
Misanthropic Coldplay Fan
  09/13/16
...
Transparent disrespectful locale
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
Misanthropic Coldplay Fan
  09/13/16
Game of ""
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
Misanthropic Coldplay Fan
  09/13/16
...
haunting
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
High-end nudist
  09/13/16
...
queen of the night
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
galvanic resort
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Brilliant seedy spot old irish cottage
  10/31/16
:-)
rambunctious
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
ruby motley tank
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
rambunctious
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Coral
  10/31/16
...
talking double fault
  10/09/18
...
Startled Kitchen
  11/21/16
...
ruby motley tank
  01/10/17
...
offensive
  02/04/17
...
Startled Kitchen
  02/04/17
...
rambunctious
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
mischievous trump supporter
  02/04/17
...
rambunctious
  02/04/17
...
rambunctious
  02/04/17
...
Coral
  02/05/17
...
rambunctious
  02/08/17
...
sienna sandwich faggotry
  06/28/17
...
domesticated orange scourge upon the earth
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
Drunken magenta kitty cat
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Bbw
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
mischievous trump supporter
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
silver zippy church ceo
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
maize fighting
  12/18/17
...
Ocher Headpube
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Cheese-eating police squad
  01/06/18
...
haunting
  02/06/18
...
geriatric fantasy-prone digit ratio rehab
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Coral
  10/06/18
4 year bump
Drunken magenta kitty cat
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
saffron indirect expression
  10/09/18
...
heady dun selfie stock car
  10/17/18
...
honey-headed internal respiration
  05/19/19
...
useless immigrant garrison
  05/19/19
...
Shivering deer antler
  10/14/19
...
ruby motley tank
  05/05/20
...
Harsh psychic
  06/28/20
...
outnumbered idiot
  06/29/20
...
Shivering deer antler
  07/10/20
...
Impertinent umber genital piercing
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
anal
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
volcanic crater
  10/10/20
TITCR
crimson travel guidebook
  02/17/21
...
saffron indirect expression
  10/08/21
...
frum jew
  02/17/21
...
Shivering deer antler
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
frozen hairraiser useless brakes
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
Know-it-all
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
Know-it-all
  10/11/21
...
saffron indirect expression
  10/07/22
...
slippery sweet tailpipe
  12/02/21
...
Shaky
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
fuchsia goyim
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
keepsake machete
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
tripping crystalline rigor
  10/10/22
...
slippery sweet tailpipe
  10/10/22
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
slippery sweet tailpipe
  11/23/22
...
Misunderstood Pervert
  05/06/23
...
Fear-inspiring Rigpig
  05/06/23
Time flies
lemon dragon
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Obsidian
  05/06/23
...
Shaky
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
fuchsia goyim
  10/09/23
...
goy orbison
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
gunner
  10/09/23
...
Coral
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
  10/20/23
...
Coral
  10/20/23
...
rambunctious
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Internet-worthy french chef
  10/20/23
...
slippery sweet tailpipe
  10/20/23
...
saffron indirect expression
  10/20/23
...
Insecure Lime Pisswyrm
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
Aquamarine
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
sepia menage macaca
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Misunderstood Pervert
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: sepia menage macaca

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Floppy hateful azn windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Balding heaven famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Passionate Citrine Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: multi-colored elite parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: bateful filthy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: sooty provocative multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: sepia menage macaca

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Balding heaven famous landscape painting

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: sepia menage macaca

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: sepia menage macaca

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Tan fluffy institution

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Big-titted sickened church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: bateful filthy crackhouse

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Big-titted sickened church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: turquoise point

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: galvanic resort

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Tan fluffy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: ruby motley tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: avocado gaping school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Transparent disrespectful locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Ebony Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: carnelian stimulating hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Exciting hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Sticky locus boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Stirring Electric Furnace Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Arousing lay karate

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: mint low-t turdskin

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: goy orbison

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Insane range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Transparent disrespectful locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Vigorous opaque area messiness

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: massive hyperventilating ticket booth

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Twisted den

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: massive hyperventilating ticket booth

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: dashing red box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac wine laser beams stage

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Startled Kitchen

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: bistre gas station cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: bright sexy jewess

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Wonderful Mentally Impaired Mediation House

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Balding heaven famous landscape painting

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Transparent disrespectful locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: fragrant cobalt office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: sapphire lascivious theatre

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: odious deranged haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Tan fluffy institution

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: exhilarant house-broken therapy affirmative action

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: irate ratface field

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: sepia menage macaca

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: concupiscible kitty

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: turquoise point

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Excitant associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Cerise Histrionic Mental Disorder Brunch

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Bespoke vibrant hall

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: concupiscible kitty

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: turquoise point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Supple Tanning Salon Telephone

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: heady dun selfie stock car

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: avocado gaping school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Balding heaven famous landscape painting

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Cerise Histrionic Mental Disorder Brunch

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: ruby motley tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Floppy hateful azn windowlicker

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: turquoise point

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Twisted den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: chocolate irradiated trailer park

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: ruddy hideous meetinghouse dopamine

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: disgusting unhinged national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Impertinent umber genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Brindle Embarrassed To The Bone Whorehouse Foreskin

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: mint low-t turdskin

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: mint low-t turdskin

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Godawful gold gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Twisted den

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Adulterous Antidepressant Drug

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Twisted den

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Boyish burgundy university fat ankles

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Brilliant seedy spot old irish cottage

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Smoky aggressive prole mother

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: pungent fishy generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Big drab marketing idea nursing home

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Twisted den

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: ruby motley tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: fragrant cobalt office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: odious deranged haunted graveyard

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: odious deranged haunted graveyard

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Big drab marketing idea nursing home

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Cerise Histrionic Mental Disorder Brunch

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: carnelian stimulating hell

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: carnelian stimulating hell

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Lodge Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Passionate Citrine Pocket Flask

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Passionate Citrine Pocket Flask

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Transparent disrespectful locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Passionate Citrine Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Nofapping abode

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: sepia menage macaca

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Floppy hateful azn windowlicker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Twisted den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Ebony Theater Stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: curious soggy bawdyhouse potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: beta sinister roast beef indian lodge

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Big drab marketing idea nursing home

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: turquoise point

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: talented toilet seat

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: fragrant cobalt office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: amber kink-friendly pit corn cake

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: avocado gaping school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Vivacious Station

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: bisexual parlor round eye

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: carnelian stimulating hell

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: comical set partner

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Titillating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Medicated razzmatazz private investor shitlib

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: sepia menage macaca

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: snowy hunting ground quadroon

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Medicated razzmatazz private investor shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Transparent disrespectful locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: turquoise point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Cerebral maroon base mexican

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Misunderstood Pervert

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: mint low-t turdskin

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: beta sinister roast beef indian lodge

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Medicated razzmatazz private investor shitlib

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: beta sinister roast beef indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Floppy hateful azn windowlicker

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: avocado gaping school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Passionate Citrine Pocket Flask

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Striped Hyena

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Brilliant seedy spot old irish cottage

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: frozen hairraiser useless brakes

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: sepia menage macaca

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Floppy hateful azn windowlicker

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: sapphire lascivious theatre

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Cerebral maroon base mexican

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: beta sinister roast beef indian lodge

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Sticky locus boltzmann

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Cerebral maroon base mexican

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Sticky locus boltzmann

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: brass temple

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: blathering people who are hurt

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Swollen love of her life half-breed

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: vengeful chapel milk

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Passionate Citrine Pocket Flask

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: snowy hunting ground quadroon

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Passionate Citrine Pocket Flask

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Cerise Histrionic Mental Disorder Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Medicated razzmatazz private investor shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: carnelian stimulating hell

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: scarlet glittery organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: demanding contagious space stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Slate rough-skinned forum preventive strike

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Twisted den

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: scarlet glittery organic girlfriend

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Floppy hateful azn windowlicker

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: fragrant cobalt office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Twisted den

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: beta sinister roast beef indian lodge

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Lodge Doctorate

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Laughsome mauve senate athletic conference

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Swollen love of her life half-breed

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: sepia menage macaca

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Twisted den

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: sepia menage macaca

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Twisted den

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: mint low-t turdskin

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Passionate Citrine Pocket Flask

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Vigorous opaque area messiness

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Medicated razzmatazz private investor shitlib

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Pea-brained cracking corner friendly grandma

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Boyish burgundy university fat ankles

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Lodge Doctorate

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Floppy hateful azn windowlicker

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: talented toilet seat

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: mint low-t turdskin

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: mint low-t turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Big drab marketing idea nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Twisted den

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Spectacular business firm background story

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: fragrant cobalt office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: aromatic orchid native weed whacker

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Territorial plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Passionate Citrine Pocket Flask

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Topaz Boiling Water

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: trip sanctuary

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Ebony Theater Stage

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: sepia menage macaca

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Ebony Theater Stage

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Twisted den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Slate rough-skinned forum preventive strike

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Boyish burgundy university fat ankles

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: beta sinister roast beef indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Passionate Citrine Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: carnelian stimulating hell

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: sapphire lascivious theatre

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: sapphire lascivious theatre

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: mildly autistic gay wizard orchestra pit

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: sepia menage macaca

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Brilliant seedy spot old irish cottage

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: concupiscible kitty

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Duck-like market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Self-centered Violent Patrolman State

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Twisted den

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: beta sinister roast beef indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Indecent Tantric Address

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Twisted den

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: beta sinister roast beef indian lodge

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: jet candlestick maker shrine

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: sapphire lascivious theatre

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Brindle Embarrassed To The Bone Whorehouse Foreskin

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: cyan blood rage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Bossy mind-boggling becky school

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: fragrant cobalt office

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Vigorous opaque area messiness

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Brindle Embarrassed To The Bone Whorehouse Foreskin

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: fragrant cobalt office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Thirsty autistic stag film

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Floppy hateful azn windowlicker

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: fragrant cobalt office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Self-centered Violent Patrolman State

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: sepia menage macaca

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Idiotic Greedy Public Bath Crotch

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: jet-lagged center

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: sepia menage macaca

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Vigorous opaque area messiness

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: silver zippy church ceo

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Free-loading Bonkers Home Nibblets

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Territorial plaza

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Twisted den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Free-loading Bonkers Home Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Bearded piazza

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: fragrant cobalt office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Arousing lay karate

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: useless immigrant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: beady-eyed incel

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: french coiffed regret

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Transparent disrespectful locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: racy confused fortuitous meteor

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Free-loading Bonkers Home Nibblets

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Vigorous opaque area messiness

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: racy confused fortuitous meteor

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: mint low-t turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: turquoise point

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: sapphire lascivious theatre

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: chocolate irradiated trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Duck-like market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: fragrant cobalt office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: turquoise point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Transparent disrespectful locale

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: exhilarant house-broken therapy affirmative action

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: geriatric fantasy-prone digit ratio rehab

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: beta sinister roast beef indian lodge

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Floppy hateful azn windowlicker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Cerise Histrionic Mental Disorder Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: fragrant cobalt office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Transparent disrespectful locale

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: infuriating son of senegal

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed incel

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Free-loading Bonkers Home Nibblets

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: turquoise point

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: french coiffed regret

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Bearded piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Claret Dilemma

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Supple Tanning Salon Telephone

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: ruby motley tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: hairless international law enforcement agency

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: bull headed olive trust fund alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: ruby motley tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: lavender slimy really tough guy toaster

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: bull headed olive trust fund alpha

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Lodge Doctorate

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: irate ratface field

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: blathering people who are hurt

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: beta sinister roast beef indian lodge

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: turquoise point

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: blathering people who are hurt

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: sepia menage macaca

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: sapphire lascivious theatre

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle casino main people

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: rose property mood

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: mint low-t turdskin

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Lodge Doctorate

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: carnelian stimulating hell

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: beta sinister roast beef indian lodge

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Duck-like market

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: turquoise point

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: irate ratface field

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: adventurous dingle berry cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: carnelian stimulating hell

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: grizzly yarmulke

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: copper 180 elastic band

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: copper 180 elastic band

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Balding heaven famous landscape painting

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Bipolar peach twinkling uncleanness theater

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: carnelian stimulating hell

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Slate rough-skinned forum preventive strike

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Vigorous opaque area messiness

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Bipolar peach twinkling uncleanness theater

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Diverse Chrome Place Of Business Step-uncle's House

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: grizzly yarmulke

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Lodge Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: azure razzle sex offender

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Underhanded principal's office ladyboy

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: disgusting unhinged national

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Sticky locus boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: turquoise point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: fragrant cobalt office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Transparent disrespectful locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: blathering people who are hurt

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: scarlet glittery organic girlfriend

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: blathering people who are hurt

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Vigorous opaque area messiness

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: blathering people who are hurt

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Vigorous opaque area messiness

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: blathering people who are hurt

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: scarlet glittery organic girlfriend

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: blathering people who are hurt

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: charismatic cream puppy personal credit line

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: scarlet glittery organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: ruby motley tank

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: irate ratface field

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: scarlet glittery organic girlfriend

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: blathering people who are hurt

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: beta sinister roast beef indian lodge

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: carnelian stimulating hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Slate rough-skinned forum preventive strike

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: mint low-t turdskin

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Dull degenerate hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Cerebral maroon base mexican

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: out-of-control site ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Transparent disrespectful locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Striped Hyena

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: beta sinister roast beef indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Striped Hyena

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Striped Hyena

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Transparent disrespectful locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: mewling factory reset button

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Territorial plaza

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Hilarious federal faggot firefighter

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling slap-happy legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle casino main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Balding heaven famous landscape painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: turquoise point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Sticky locus boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: awkward electric

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Chartreuse Marvelous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: turquoise point

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Startled Kitchen

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: sepia menage macaca

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: irate ratface field

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Twisted den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle casino main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: irate ratface field

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: irate ratface field

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: brass temple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: hot thriller pozpig

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: carnelian stimulating hell

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: sapphire lascivious theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: ruby motley tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Transparent disrespectful locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Transparent disrespectful locale

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: brass temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: sapphire lascivious theatre

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: 

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: sapphire lascivious theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: hot thriller pozpig

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: 

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: mint low-t turdskin

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Bearded piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: fragrant cobalt office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: Milky Wrinkle

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Transparent disrespectful locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: out-of-control site ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Transparent disrespectful locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: silver zippy church ceo

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Sticky locus boltzmann

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: hot thriller pozpig

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: turquoise point

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Transparent disrespectful locale

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Balding heaven famous landscape painting

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: judgmental party of the first part

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Twisted den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: curious soggy bawdyhouse potus

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed incel

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: silver zippy church ceo

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: sepia menage macaca

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: turquoise point

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: brass temple

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: carnelian stimulating hell

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Misunderstood Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Henna

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: hairless international law enforcement agency

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: hairless international law enforcement agency

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: sepia menage macaca

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author:  sadistic new version

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Boyish burgundy university fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: fragrant cobalt office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: sapphire lascivious theatre

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Impressive

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author:  circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: turquoise point

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: irate ratface field

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: sapphire lascivious theatre

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: fragrant cobalt office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Floppy hateful azn windowlicker

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: Impressive

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Shivering deer antler

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: crusty salmon skinny woman

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Brindle Embarrassed To The Bone Whorehouse Foreskin

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author:  sadistic new version

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: Khaki coffee pot

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Idiotic Greedy Public Bath Crotch

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: demanding contagious space stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Bossy mind-boggling becky school

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Sick hyperactive giraffe

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Sticky locus boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Smoky aggressive prole mother

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Puce Alcoholic Depressive Idea He Suggested

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Translucent persian

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Idiotic Greedy Public Bath Crotch

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: Translucent persian

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Hilarious federal faggot firefighter

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: turquoise point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: turquoise point

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Brindle Embarrassed To The Bone Whorehouse Foreskin

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: hot thriller pozpig

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: cyan blood rage

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: hot thriller pozpig

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Idiotic Greedy Public Bath Crotch

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Shivering deer antler

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: hot thriller pozpig

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: turquoise point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: brass temple

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Shivering deer antler

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: ruby motley tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Hilarious federal faggot firefighter

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: turquoise point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: narrow-minded jap

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: talking double fault

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Lodge Doctorate

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: rusted voyeur

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed incel

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: snowy hunting ground quadroon

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: nubile



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author:  shimmering hominid

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Slate rough-skinned forum preventive strike

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  shimmering hominid

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Impressive

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: nubile



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: violent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: turquoise point

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Sticky locus boltzmann

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Stubborn legend sneaky criminal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: sepia menage macaca

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Wonderful Mentally Impaired Mediation House

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: sapphire lascivious theatre

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Sticky locus boltzmann

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Sticky locus boltzmann

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: carnelian stimulating hell

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: 

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Free-loading Bonkers Home Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: talented toilet seat

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: scarlet glittery organic girlfriend

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: hairless international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Free-loading Bonkers Home Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Effete mad-dog skullcap

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author:  water buffalo

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: sepia menage macaca

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: curious soggy bawdyhouse potus

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Free-loading Bonkers Home Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: scarlet glittery organic girlfriend

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Adulterous Antidepressant Drug

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Bearded piazza

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Bossy mind-boggling becky school

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: bat shit crazy splenetic cuckoldry

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: snowy hunting ground quadroon

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle casino main people

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Ebony Theater Stage

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: fragrant cobalt office

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: lake chad

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Floppy hateful azn windowlicker

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Floppy hateful azn windowlicker

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Floppy hateful azn windowlicker

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: sepia menage macaca

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Lodge Doctorate

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: snowy hunting ground quadroon

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: sapphire lascivious theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: Khaki coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: 

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: grizzly yarmulke

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: talented toilet seat

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: blathering people who are hurt

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Slate rough-skinned forum preventive strike

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: out-of-control site ape

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: scarlet glittery organic girlfriend

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: 

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: ungodly national security agency

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: ruby motley tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Vigorous opaque area messiness

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Dark juggernaut mad cow disease

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: sepia menage macaca

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Dark juggernaut mad cow disease

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: sepia menage macaca

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: racy confused fortuitous meteor

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: ungodly national security agency

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: mint low-t turdskin

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: ungodly national security agency

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Dark juggernaut mad cow disease

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Sticky locus boltzmann

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: mint low-t turdskin

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Sticky locus boltzmann

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Sticky locus boltzmann

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Dark juggernaut mad cow disease

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: copper 180 elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Sticky locus boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Idiotic Greedy Public Bath Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: blathering people who are hurt

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Charcoal clown

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  reading party

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Puce Alcoholic Depressive Idea He Suggested

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Bespoke vibrant hall

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: sepia menage macaca

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Striped Hyena

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Striped Hyena

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: infuriating son of senegal

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Striped Hyena

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Shivering deer antler

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Striped Hyena

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: infuriating son of senegal

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Vigorous opaque area messiness

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Twisted den

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Brilliant seedy spot old irish cottage

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Startled Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Swollen love of her life half-breed

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: mint low-t turdskin

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: narrow-minded jap

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Sick hyperactive giraffe

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: irate ratface field

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: ungodly national security agency

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: talking double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Sticky locus boltzmann

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Territorial plaza

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: fragrant cobalt office

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Floppy hateful azn windowlicker

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author:  dog poop

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: maniacal newt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: onyx chest-beating

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: talking double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: Light arrogant

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: flushed wild masturbator

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Chartreuse Marvelous

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: Shivering deer antler

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Brilliant seedy spot old irish cottage

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Arousing lay karate

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: talking double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Bossy mind-boggling becky school

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Lodge Doctorate

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: demanding contagious space stain

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Hilarious federal faggot firefighter

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: demanding contagious space stain

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: ungodly national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: carnelian stimulating hell

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Brindle Embarrassed To The Bone Whorehouse Foreskin

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: ruby motley tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Chartreuse Marvelous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author:  Hairy Legs

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Ebony Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: yapping brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: carnelian stimulating hell

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author:  indigo goal in life

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author:  queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: ungodly national security agency

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Impressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Obsidian

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: snowy hunting ground quadroon

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Pink

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: ruby motley tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: ruby motley tank

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: yapping brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author:  codepig

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Titillating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: appetizing lettuce nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: pale tattoo

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: demanding contagious space stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: High-end nudist



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: ruby motley tank

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Misanthropic Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  keepsake machete

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Black Woman

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  keepsake machete

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Misanthropic Coldplay Fan

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Transparent disrespectful locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Misanthropic Coldplay Fan

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: 

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Misanthropic Coldplay Fan

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: haunting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: High-end nudist

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author:  queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: galvanic resort

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Brilliant seedy spot old irish cottage

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: rambunctious

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: ruby motley tank

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: rambunctious

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Coral

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: talking double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Startled Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: ruby motley tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: offensive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Startled Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: rambunctious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: mischievous trump supporter

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: rambunctious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: rambunctious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: Coral



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: rambunctious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: sienna sandwich faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: domesticated orange scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Drunken magenta kitty cat

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author:  Bbw

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: mischievous trump supporter

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: silver zippy church ceo

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: maize fighting

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Ocher Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Cheese-eating police squad

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: haunting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: geriatric fantasy-prone digit ratio rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Coral

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Drunken magenta kitty cat

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: saffron indirect expression

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: heady dun selfie stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: honey-headed internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: useless immigrant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Shivering deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: ruby motley tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Harsh psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author:  outnumbered idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Shivering deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Impertinent umber genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author:  anal

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author:  volcanic crater

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: crimson travel guidebook

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: saffron indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author:  frum jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: Shivering deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: frozen hairraiser useless brakes

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: Know-it-all

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: Know-it-all

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: saffron indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author:  slippery sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Shaky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: fuchsia goyim

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  keepsake machete

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: tripping crystalline rigor

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author:  slippery sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45309181)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author:  slippery sweet tailpipe

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Misunderstood Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author:  lemon dragon

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Obsidian

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: Shaky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: fuchsia goyim

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author:  gunner

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Coral



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: Coral



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: rambunctious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Internet-worthy french chef

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  slippery sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: saffron indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Insecure Lime Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Aquamarine

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: sepia menage macaca

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Misunderstood Pervert

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49330062)