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| confused multi-billionaire | 05/14/16 |
| Beady-eyed topaz macaca native | 05/14/16 |
| angry exciting corner ceo | 05/14/16 |
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| exhilarant kitty cat | 05/15/16 |
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| Bateful range | 06/23/16 |
| exhilarant kitty cat | 06/23/16 |
| Drab brunch | 06/30/16 |
| Insanely creepy flatulent jewess | 06/30/16 |
| nofapping turdskin | 06/30/16 |
| confused multi-billionaire | 07/10/16 |
| titillating ruby deer antler | 09/03/16 |
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| Spectacular poppy goyim hall | 11/06/16 |
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| confused multi-billionaire | 05/29/18 |
| chestnut floppy depressive orchestra pit | 05/30/18 |
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Date: May 14th, 2016 3:34 PM Author: confused multi-billionaire He knocks over his last Heineken with his filthy, Teva-adorned foot, struggling to maintain his balance while urinating into a sewer grate. The Cambodian rainy season is in full effect, causing him to skip showers and other tedious 'hygiene' concerns most days. The ripe, grimy film on his skin glistens in the moonlight. His cargo shorts bear the stains of another raucous night sitting alone at an outdoor bar, powering through shrimp skewers and aborted stabs at conversation with vacationing strangers.
"fucking faggots suck whitey jew cock all day but I am fucking free, faggot" he mutters to himself, punctuated with an unhinged cackle.
Afraid that he will sober up before the morning, he begins yet another long search for any open market or kind soul who will furnish him with cheap alcohol. He is a man of the world. He is free. He is in his prime. He must find another bottle of fizzy intoxication soon, or else the thoughts will come. Thoughts of being alone in the world, of being ignored by women, or being ignored by the country of his birth, of being rejected everywhere he goes. He has no patience for the thoughts, you fucking cumskin bitches. Fuck you.
Once he has located his final source of inebriated bliss for the evening, he will sleep for a time. He knows he will wake with a throbbing head and malodorous flop sweat on his hairy brow. It cannot be avoided. But he will once again cure it all with a delicious juice before telling off those fucking white faggot bitches on the internet. They know him there. He knows what the fuck he is doing, faggot. Suck his cock, cumskin faggot.
He saunters down the alley, a jovial hitch in his step. His legs, spindling and knobby as an old man's walking stick, nonetheless deftly usher his slouching pot-bellied frame through the city. His fecal skin tone renders him nearly invisible in the shadows. Fuck whitey. Fuck the birdshits. Fuck them all. Not free. $872,000 net worth. Free.
The sun begins to rise and the city hums with the sounds of morning. He skulks in an alley, lost and unsure of how to find the hostel he has installed himself in for nearly two months, much to the misery of the birdshit owners and his private delight. Suddenly, a stroke of sheer luck. He lustily observes as a group of middle-aged German women emerge from their hotel, ready to begin their day. His small, hirsute hand instinctively clutches at his shriveled turd pipe as one of the women bends over to pet a stray dog.
He belches and farts at the same time, ever blissful, ever free. |
Date: May 14th, 2016 3:43 PM Author: Beady-eyed topaz macaca native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3223541&forum_id=2/en-en/#30478528) |
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Date: May 14th, 2016 3:47 PM Author: angry exciting corner ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3223541&forum_id=2/en-en/#30478557) |
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Date: May 14th, 2016 3:47 PM Author: Multi-colored roommate turdy tommyskin done here! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3223541&forum_id=2/en-en/#30478560) |
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Date: May 14th, 2016 3:52 PM Author: angry exciting corner ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3223541&forum_id=2/en-en/#30478592) |
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Date: May 14th, 2016 3:53 PM Author: Heady Impertinent Private Investor Striped Hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3223541&forum_id=2/en-en/#30478603) |
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Date: May 14th, 2016 3:54 PM Author: sapphire abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3223541&forum_id=2/en-en/#30478604) |
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Date: May 14th, 2016 3:59 PM Author: pale disgusting trust fund should've gone for "mentally deranged turd-hued man". DAT rhythm and cadence is all-important. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3223541&forum_id=2/en-en/#30478646) |
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Date: May 14th, 2016 6:26 PM Author: aggressive state Not flame, I always assumed TT was a dorky sandals and cargo shorts wearing guy. It's not a huge stretch for an Indian lawyer dude, but still laughed when I read the first paragraph and realized others think the same. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3223541&forum_id=2/en-en/#30479581) |
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