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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
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  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
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pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
trip idiotic base
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trip idiotic base
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
trip idiotic base
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
Ebony School Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
trip idiotic base
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Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
Ebony School Mad Cow Disease
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not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
trip idiotic base
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Ebony School Mad Cow Disease
  10/25/14
yea, yep
Pearly Haunted Graveyard New Version
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
Bronze Institution
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Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
Ebony School Mad Cow Disease
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180
Dead Snowy Prole
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
trip idiotic base
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
Ebony School Mad Cow Disease
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
trip idiotic base
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
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  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
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This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
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Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: Curious plaza

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: ungodly lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: aphrodisiac buck-toothed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: Comical garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: trip idiotic base

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Pearly Haunted Graveyard New Version

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: trip idiotic base

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: trip idiotic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: trip idiotic base

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Ebony School Mad Cow Disease

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: trip idiotic base

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Ebony School Mad Cow Disease

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: trip idiotic base

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Ebony School Mad Cow Disease

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Pearly Haunted Graveyard New Version

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: Bronze Institution

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Ebony School Mad Cow Disease

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: Dead Snowy Prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: trip idiotic base

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Ebony School Mad Cow Disease

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: trip idiotic base

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Dead Snowy Prole

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: impertinent salmon macaca space

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Ebony School Mad Cow Disease

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Violet Bat Shit Crazy Clown Legend

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: trip idiotic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: trip idiotic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: submissive slap-happy hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Thriller idea he suggested toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Fishy glittery brunch antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Cracking jet-lagged house

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Fishy glittery brunch antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Thriller idea he suggested toaster

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Brass temple nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Cerise headpube state

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Pink Station Dog Poop

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: electric alpha

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: trip idiotic base

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Bateful Volcanic Crater Office

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: Coral university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Mustard excitant candlestick maker abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: trip idiotic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: electric alpha

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: crystalline ladyboy fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: trip idiotic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Tan indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Paralegal Gianfranco (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/en-en/#49313869)