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Date: August 8th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Vibrant White Step-uncle's House Twinkling Uncleanness

lol, the nsa joined an al qaeda con call and thats how they found out about the yemen threat

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/08/07/al-qaeda-conference-call-intercepted-by-u-s-officials-sparked-alerts.html

It wasnt just any terrorist message that triggered U.S. terror alerts and embassy closuresbut a conference call of more than 20 far-flung al Qaeda operatives, Eli Lake and Josh Rogin report.

The crucial intercept that prompted the U.S. government to close embassies in 22 countries was a conference call between al Qaedas senior leaders and representatives of several of the groups affiliates throughout the region.

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This file image from video the AP obtained Feb. 12, 2012, from the SITE Intel Group, an American private terrorist threat analysis company, shows al-Qaeda's leader Ayman al-Zawahiri in a web posting by al-Qaeda's media arm, as-Sahab.

The intercept provided the U.S. intelligence community with a rare glimpse into how al Qaedas leader, Ayman al-Zawahiri, manages a global organization that includes affiliates in Africa, the Middle East, and southwest and southeast Asia.

Several news outlets reported Monday on an intercepted communication last week between Zawahiri and Nasser al-Wuhayshi, the leader of al Qaedas affiliate based in Yemen. But The Daily Beast has learned that the discussion between the two al Qaeda leaders happened in a conference call that included the leaders or representatives of the top leadership of al Qaeda and its affiliates calling in from different locations, according to three U.S. officials familiar with the intelligence. All told, said one U.S. intelligence official, more than 20 al Qaeda operatives were on the call.

To be sure, the CIA had been tracking the threat posed by Wuhayshi for months. An earlier communication between Zawahiri and Wuhayshi delivered through a courier was picked up last month, according to three U.S. intelligence officials. But the conference call provided a new sense of urgency for the U.S. government, the sources said.

Al Qaeda members included representatives or leaders from Nigerias Boko Haram, the Pakistani Taliban, al Qaeda in Iraq, al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb, and more obscure al Qaeda affiliates such as the Uzbekistan branch. Also on the call were representatives of aspiring al Qaeda affiliates such as al Qaeda in the Sinai Peninsula, according to a U.S. intelligence official. The presence of aspiring al Qaeda affiliates operating in the Sinai was one reason the State Department closed the U.S. Embassy in Tel Aviv, according to one U.S. intelligence official. These guys already proved they could hit Eilat. Its not out of the range of possibilities that they could hit us in Tel Aviv, the official said.

Al Qaeda leaders had assumed the conference calls, which give Zawahiri the ability to manage his organization from a remote location, were secure. But leaks about the original intercepts have likely exposed the operation that allowed the U.S. intelligence community to listen in on the al Qaeda board meetings.

On Tuesday's "Tonight Show," President Obama addressed the al Qaeda terrorist threat, saying it is "significant enough that we're taking every precaution."

This was like a meeting of the Legion of Doom.

This was like a meeting of the Legion of Doom, one U.S. intelligence officer told The Daily Beast, referring to the coalition of villains featured in the Saturday morning cartoon Super Friends. The official said Zawahiri announced to the broader organization during the meeting that Wuhayshi had been promoted to Masul al-Amm, an Arabic term that roughly translates as general manager. The promotion effectively gave the leader of al Qaedas affiliate in Yemen operational control of al Qaedas many affiliates throughout the Muslim world, the official said, a key factor that led the State Department to close embassies, missions, and consulates throughout the region. All you need to do is look at that list of places we shut down to get a sense of who was on the phone call, the official said.

Also during the meeting, the various al Qaeda leaders discussed in vague terms plans for a pending attack and mentioned that a team or teams were already in place for such an attack. For some leading members of Congress, the revelation that al Qaedas leadership in Pakistan is actively managing and directing the operations of several affiliates directly refutes the Obama administrations repeated assertion that the leadership of the core of the group has been decimated by American drone strikes and special operations forces while the affiliate groups have been strengthened.

This may punch a sizable hole in the theory that al Qaeda is on the run, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) told The Daily Beast on Tuesday.

During the 2012 presidential campaign, Obama often said that his administrations actions put al Qaeda on its heels, although he later amended that claim to specify that he was referring to al Qaedas core leadership in Afghanistan and Pakistan. The administration continued to make that argument Monday.

Weve been clear that we have made a great deal of success against al Qaeda core in Afghanistan and Pakistan, that we have taken a number of steps to really decimate that groups leadership, including, of course, most importantly, Osama bin Laden, said State Department deputy spokeswoman Marie Harf on Monday. But at the same time, weve all made clear, from the president on down, that we remain very concerned about the affiliates, al Qaeda affiliates throughout the world. And in thatfirst on that list is always AQAP.

McCain said not only are the affiliates gaining strength but also that the core al Qaeda leadership in Pakistan is showing resilience, as evidenced by this latest news.

The core seems to be able to able to reconstitute itself. The core also seems to be able to coordinate and manage the affiliates, he said. There was a gross underestimation by this administration of al Qaedas overall ability to replenish itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23802234)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 12:34 PM
Author: Red New Version Indian Lodge

*Beep*

Conference Leader: Hold on guys. I think we have another caller. Who just joined?

Umar: Hey Guys. Sorry, but Yosef can't be here right now. This is Umar. So, I will be filling in for him. (In other words, Umar knows nothing about what is going on or how to respond.)

Other call: JFC! Don't use your real name.



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Razzle Dull French Chef Plaza



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Date: August 8th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



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Date: August 8th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: chocolate disgusting gas station friendly grandma



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Date: August 8th, 2013 1:40 PM
Author: contagious cuckoldry

*al-Zawahiri angrily pantomimes "write this down" to a junior terrorist*

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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:16 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



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Date: August 8th, 2013 1:56 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen

al-Zalwahiri: Alright guys let's go ahead and get started. So first, I wanted...

*BEEP*

Operator: "<Silence>" "has joined the conference"

al-Zalwahiri: So I...

*BEEP*

Operator: "al-Wuhayshi" "has joined the conference"

al-Wuhayshi: Sorry I'm late guys

al-Wuhayshi: We had a child suicide-vest fitting run over. You know how that goes.

Mostafa: Heh heh, oh yea, that's for sure.

Gadahn: Ha, definitely.

al-Zalwahiri: Ok, so...

Mostafa: We had one of those yesterday. He was a bit of a chubby kid, so we had to call the Vest Support Solutions Group to try to find something bigger than the original unit, and you know how speedy those guys are.

al-Wuhayshi: Heh, heh. You don't need to tell me.

Gadahn: Ha, yea, definitely.

[Pause]

al-Umari: Hey guys, I have a conflict at 3, so I'm going to have to drop off in about 30.

al-Zalwahiri: I'm sorry, who is that?

*BEEP*

Operator: "Rashad?" has joined the conference"

al-Umari: Oh, yea, this is Husayn, sorry. We have an armed conflict scheduled with another local tribe over a contested opium field at 3, so I'm going to have to drop off in 30.

al-Zalwahiri: I'm sorry, I'm embarrassed. Drawing a blank right now, been a long day. What did you say your name was?

al-Umari: Yes I'm sorry, this is Husayn Mohammed al-Umari, I'm sitting in for Ramadan Abdullah Mohammed Shallah. I believe he sent an email...

al-Zalwahiri: Oh yes, sorry about that. Well that's no problem. I don't think we're going to need the full hour anyway, I just wanted to do a quick touchbase on a few things.

Unknown: [loudly speaking to someone across the room in Arabic]

al-Zalwahiri: I'm getting some feedback over here, can you mute your line unless you're speaking to the group?

[Pause]

Unknown: [accidentally mashes some numbers on his satellite phone's touchpad]

*BEEP*

Operator: "Rashad?" has left the conference"

al-Zalwahiri: Ok, thanks, so let's go ahead and get started.

al-Zalwahiri: So as you guys know, since the post-Usama re-org, we've been having the problem of "too many goat herders and not enough goats" in our functional group. So we brought in a former ISI consultant to do that SWOT analysis. He's finally going to be presenting the results next Wednesday I believe.

Faouzi: Is that next Wednesday? I thought the email said it was next Friday.

al-Zalwahiri: Oh yes, thank you. Yea I'm looking at the Outlook invite now... and it looks like you pretty much all accepted, so that's good.

al-Munawar: Yea, I'm looking forward to that. We've really needed someone to "think outside the cave", to really "pull back the burka" if you will, and look to see where we can insert some synergies around here.

Faouzi: Totally agree. It's overdue. I'm going to sound like a broken "Call to Prayer" record here, but I feel like a lot of people have been throwing one another under the bus. We need to come together, figure out what our core-competencies are, and move from there.

al-Wuhayshi: Heh. In fact, it's time we start blowing UP some buses.

[Laughter across the group]

al-Zalwahiri: That's actually one of the main recommendations of the analysis. I've already read a draft copy. It's good stuff.

[Remnant, quieting laughter]

al-Zalwahiri: Yea, so the next thing I wanted...

Gadahn: Yea, definitely, I just feel like we need someone to think outside the cave on this.

Faouzi: Hopefully this consultant is going to be more on the ball than the last one we brought in.

[Awkward silence]

al-Munawar: Oh merciful Mohammed, let's not go there.

Gadahn: LOL, ha, yea, definitely....okay...

Mukmar: Didn't we have to behead him?

[Pause]

al-Zalwahiri: Right, so that brings me to the embassy initiative. Assad, do you have an update on that?

*Silence*

al-Zalwahiri: ... Assad, are you on the line?

[Pause]

Assad: Oh...

[Pause]

Assad: Woops.

Assad: Sorry I was on mute...

al-Zalwahiri: That's OK, go ahead...

Assad: Sure, so we're still trying to get operational with that project. A few road blocks have come up that we weren't expecting. So we're exploring some work-arounds.

al-Zalwahiri: Is your crew having some visa issues or something?

Assad: No, we're dealing with some literal roadblocks. They added some new ones in front of the embassy, some additional checkpoints too.

Assad: So we're exploring some work-arounds.

al-Zalwahiri: So are we not confident on the original "go-dead" date?

Assad: Let's table that conversation for now. I'm having a meeting with the local project manager later this evening, and I think that will be dependent on what he says.

al-Zalwahiri: Can you forward me the dial-in information for that call?

Assad: Sure. I'll go ahead and do that... right.. now.

[Pause]

Assad: OK, you should have it.

al-Zalwahiri: Great, thanks.

[An alarm begins blaring in the background]

al-Zalwahiri: Wait, hold on guys...

[Pause]

al-Zalwahiri: Brothers, I'm going to have to cut this short. They're doing a drone attack drill right now in our building.

Gadahn: Oh, man that sucks.

al-Munawar: Ahh, I hate those things. I really wish they would give some kind of notice.

al-Zalwahiri: Yea, sorry guys. Lets circle back on these items next week.

Faouzi: Just a heads up guys, I'm going to be on PTO next week, so I won't be able to make it.

al-Munawar: Yea I have a conflict also, our IED vendor is coming into town, and we're going to be in meetings all day.

al-Zalwahiri: Ok guys, well we'll make due. Thanks a lot everyone.

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Mostafa: You too.

Operator: "Faouzi" has left the conference"

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Assad: As-salamu alaykum...

*BEEP*

Operator: "...eft the conference"

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Operator: "-eft"

*BEEP*

Operator: "-ference."

*BEEP*

Romney: Congratulations!

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23802743)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Salmon haunted graveyard principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23802790)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: very tactful bossy university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23802812)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Marvelous outnumbered scourge upon the earth address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23802816)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23802840)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:15 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23802846)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:17 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23802866)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:21 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23802884)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:24 PM
Author: spectacular turquoise sneaky criminal jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23802903)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:29 PM
Author: motley embarrassed to the bone abode sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23802939)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23803051)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:02 PM
Author: Beta Stimulating State Ceo

"We need someone to think "outside the cave" right now"

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23803082)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 6:35 AM
Author: Slate Resort Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#29517210)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Razzle Dull French Chef Plaza

mia thamannun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23803117)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:27 PM
Author: Costumed cobalt potus travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23803180)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:29 PM
Author: chocolate disgusting gas station friendly grandma

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23803192)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: Mint heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23803291)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: Twinkling Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23803326)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Maniacal piazza

I lost it at "think outside the cave" and then shot cum out my nose on literal roadblocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23803337)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: Comical striped hyena ladyboy

LOL this so captures perfectly the spirit of the original thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23803371)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:45 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23803503)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:47 PM
Author: cordovan party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23803519)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23803660)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:20 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23803707)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23803821)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:43 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23803904)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23803959)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:03 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23804049)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:07 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23804069)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23804164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: at-the-ready sepia internal respiration point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23841674)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: appetizing drab meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#33122376)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:10 PM
Author: Vivacious Gaping Church Building

AMAZING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23804100)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Electric theatre international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23805568)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: Electric theatre international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23805565)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: at-the-ready sepia internal respiration point

This is actually fantastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23805606)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: french opaque forum ratface

literally started crying after reading "We need someone to think "outside the cave" right now"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23805617)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 5:55 AM
Author: Vibrant White Step-uncle's House Twinkling Uncleanness

"al-Wuhayshi: It's time we start blowing UP some buses, instead of throwing each other beneath them. "

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23807027)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 6:51 AM
Author: Jet menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23807050)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: Mewling Sienna Son Of Senegal Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#24112003)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 6:13 AM
Author: maroon disturbing library

This is beyond 180, but you are now on some sort of NSA list, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23807036)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 6:32 AM
Author: geriatric swollen institution

Poast of the year right here, gentlemen. Might as well give up now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23807044)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 10:59 AM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23807712)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Electric theatre international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23841693)



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Date: August 10th, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: appetizing drab meetinghouse

you spent way too much time on this bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23815430)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: aromatic bespoke base fortuitous meteor

However much time he spent on it, it was well worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#28232966)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: Glittery organic girlfriend indirect expression

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#28233359)



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Date: August 13th, 2013 3:51 PM
Author: curious corn cake

we should probably just close the board now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23831924)



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Date: August 13th, 2013 4:35 PM
Author: Khaki lascivious den philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23832262)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: Mewling Sienna Son Of Senegal Stead

fantastic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#24112001)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#24112116)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: Shimmering adventurous community account gaming laptop

lost it at literal roadblocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#24112146)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#24112151)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: Salmon haunted graveyard principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#24652680)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: saffron multi-billionaire

fuck, I've seen this thread for months and never opened it.

1-fucking-80 work here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#24652705)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#25130050)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: supple buck-toothed corner

http://makeameme.org/media/created/Damn-My-nigga.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#25130091)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 2:18 AM
Author: Judgmental Temple Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#26167014)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 2:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling avocado national dog poop

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#26167066)



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 7:19 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen

edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#26850967)



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: Hairless Stock Car

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#26853331)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Salmon haunted graveyard principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#26856092)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 7:48 PM
Author: Domesticated 180 whorehouse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#27605573)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: magical pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#27628269)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Vibrant White Step-uncle's House Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#27628277)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: aromatic bespoke base fortuitous meteor

I can't believe I missed this before.

Talented, 180 work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#28232958)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: Glittery organic girlfriend indirect expression

I'm in tears

Romney: Congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#28233357)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Sweet Tailpipe Regret

Between this and the NBA thread for your best work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#28233394)



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Date: September 20th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#28798523)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: grizzly chapel

Still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#29225253)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: Big nursing home doctorate

Brilliant. Lol'd so hard at the "actual roadblocks".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#29225293)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:47 AM
Author: Purple Concupiscible Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#31196780)



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Date: November 26th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#31997813)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#32038488)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Slate Resort Giraffe

glad to see you back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#32038545)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Racy crimson lodge juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#32617617)



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Date: July 3rd, 2017 4:45 PM
Author: lavender charismatic shitlib ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#33697184)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: Ruby Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#33794053)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: deep fanboi filthpig

there aren't enough 180s in the world...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#35123497)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: Sooty hyperactive hall macaca

lmao holy shit. who was this before he went qmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#35123507)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: Vibrant White Step-uncle's House Twinkling Uncleanness

facemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#35123512)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: angry cumskin market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#36894557)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: Wine Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#39649049)



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Date: October 15th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: deranged school roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#41119807)



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Date: February 1st, 2021 11:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored orchestra pit

like fine wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#41870690)



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Date: August 1st, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: Crusty school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#44949602)



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Date: August 11th, 2022 9:22 PM
Author: Glittery organic girlfriend indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#45001566)



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Date: August 11th, 2022 9:33 PM
Author: effete charcoal bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#45001618)



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Date: August 12th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: Fragrant useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#45002513)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Sweet Tailpipe Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#48104573)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: geriatric swollen institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#49773296)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Free-loading rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#49872487)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Fuchsia Out-of-control Kitty Cat Public Bath

"After the tone, please state your name, then press the pound key."

*BEEP*

"NSA MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS"

"NO DUDE WTF"

"It was on mute bro chill out"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23803236)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen

lol.. i'm going to try this trick to freak out a co-worker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23803276)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:03 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23803595)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23804179)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:52 PM
Author: at-the-ready sepia internal respiration point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23805613)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:52 PM
Author: self-absorbed thriller box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23805616)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:07 PM
Author: Rambunctious Copper House Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#24141954)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Glittery organic girlfriend indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#28233363)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Sweet Tailpipe Regret

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#28233401)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 9:26 AM
Author: Wine Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#39649052)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:49 PM
Author: Excitant carnelian theater stage hairy legs

why hasn't obama droned zawahiri yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23803523)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:53 PM
Author: navy exhilarant lay

how convenient for the nsa...who leaked this story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23803991)



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Date: August 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: heady selfie really tough guy

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23814844)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:29 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23804206)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:38 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23804243)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23805257)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 11:04 AM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23807744)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:06 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23809086)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23809398)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23811920)



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Date: August 10th, 2013 3:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23814774)



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Date: August 10th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: arrogant area pervert

How can we forward this to some NSA/CIA bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23814838)



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Date: August 10th, 2013 4:11 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen

why would you want to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23814860)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: Shimmering adventurous community account gaming laptop

NSA bros deserve lulz too, man. wtf are you some kind of communist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#24112149)



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Date: August 12th, 2013 7:32 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23826786)



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Date: August 13th, 2013 3:47 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23831904)



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Date: August 13th, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: Slap-happy scarlet factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23832322)



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Date: August 13th, 2013 6:17 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23832956)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#23842356)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 3:51 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#24111974)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:02 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#24141837)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 1:10 PM
Author: Electric theatre international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#24652804)



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Vibrant White Step-uncle's House Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#24972929)



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: Jet menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#24972930)



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: Slap-happy scarlet factory reset button

sochi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#24972931)



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: Snowy gunner turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#24972935)



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Date: March 20th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Khaki lascivious den philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#25224199)



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Date: March 20th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: appetizing drab meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#25224205)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:19 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#25676233)



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Date: June 4th, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: Vibrant White Step-uncle's House Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#25685826)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 2:14 AM
Author: Vibrant White Step-uncle's House Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#26167002)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 2:19 AM
Author: appetizing drab meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#26167023)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:20 PM
Author: Snowy gunner turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#26705219)



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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Mewling Sienna Son Of Senegal Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#26748721)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:48 AM
Author: Vibrant White Step-uncle's House Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#26841039)



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#26850830)



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 7:38 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#26851146)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 2:57 PM
Author: Irradiated codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#26942523)



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Date: December 17th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: Ruby Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#26946493)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 11:16 AM
Author: geriatric swollen institution

Bump for Nasser al-Wuhayshi

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-33143259

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#28131752)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:07 PM
Author: narrow-minded liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#28232868)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Rose stag film partner

have they removed his bio from the firm website yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#29225263)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Ruby Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#33794058)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: Vibrant White Step-uncle's House Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#30786455)



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Date: November 26th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: titillating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#31997747)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 10:28 PM
Author: angry cumskin market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#32732280)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Slate Resort Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#33793980)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Slate Resort Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#34519096)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Slate Resort Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#35123481)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: Ruby Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#35885538)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 9:05 AM
Author: Slate Resort Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#36971381)



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Date: January 31st, 2019 10:43 AM
Author: angry cumskin market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#37697358)



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Date: March 9th, 2019 10:17 AM
Author: Beady-eyed pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#37903205)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 8:51 AM
Author: grizzly chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#39648916)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: nubile church keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#40675797)



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Date: August 24th, 2020 11:39 PM
Author: nubile church keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#40805964)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 1:34 AM
Author: nubile church keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#41063368)



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Date: February 1st, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: Vibrant White Step-uncle's House Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#41870670)



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Date: February 1st, 2021 11:21 PM
Author: Cream Background Story Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#41870675)



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Date: February 1st, 2021 11:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#41870678)



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Date: April 14th, 2021 8:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#42281471)



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Date: August 1st, 2022 6:25 PM
Author: geriatric swollen institution

"A Hellfire missile" has joined the meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#44948800)



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Date: August 5th, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: Vigorous Fluffy Senate Associate

Ayman, I think you’re on mute? Is your screen froz—- um, I think we lost him. Maybe he’ll dial back on”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#44968029)



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Date: August 11th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: Crusty school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#45001838)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2/en-en/#49902482)