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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Odious chrome ticket booth masturbator



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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: scarlet insane stain gunner

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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: Charcoal excitant jewess hall



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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Topaz regret liquid oxygen



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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: histrionic ivory market

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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: Offensive business firm giraffe

PARTNER: I wanted to win that motion worse than I wanted any goddamned thing in my life. You'd think I could just this once, wouldn't you? I didn't care nothing about the trial. Win or lose, I would have been satisfied. I'd have walked away from biglaw and I'd have gone to an IP boutique.

HOBBS: Nothing like a boutique. (smiles) Nothing like being around clients, researching IP. There's nothing like being in the courtroom arguing plant breeders' rights and integrated circuit layout design protection. The most complex stuff you ever saw.

PARTNER: You know, my mother told me I ought to be at an IP boutique.

HOBBS: (smiles) ... My dad wanted me to be a biglawyer.

PARTNER: Well you're better than anyone I ever had.

And you're the best goddamned brief writer I ever saw.

Suit up.

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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: 180 burgundy stead



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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: fantasy-prone trailer park coldplay fan



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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: mischievous amethyst temple chad



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Date: February 15th, 2014 1:35 PM
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Date: February 15th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Filthy violet doctorate



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Date: February 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: canary set clown

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Date: February 15th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Painfully Honest Roast Beef Half-breed



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Date: February 15th, 2014 5:05 PM
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Date: February 28th, 2014 7:51 PM
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Date: April 17th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: 180 burgundy stead



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Date: April 17th, 2014 10:02 AM
Author: Aggressive Brindle Chapel Windowlicker



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Date: April 17th, 2014 10:10 AM
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Date: October 18th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Offensive business firm giraffe



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: Offensive business firm giraffe

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Date: April 18th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Aggressive Brindle Chapel Windowlicker

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Date: May 26th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Aggressive Brindle Chapel Windowlicker



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Aggressive Brindle Chapel Windowlicker



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 3:09 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Aggressive Brindle Chapel Windowlicker



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Date: January 11th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Aggressive Brindle Chapel Windowlicker

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Date: February 7th, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: Aggressive Brindle Chapel Windowlicker



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Date: February 28th, 2019 3:39 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2019 7:11 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2019 7:14 PM
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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:55 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2025 2:02 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: swollen adventurous center turdskin

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Date: July 14th, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: Aggressive Brindle Chapel Windowlicker



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Date: October 12th, 2016 11:47 PM
Author: Aggressive Brindle Chapel Windowlicker



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Date: February 28th, 2019 3:38 AM
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Date: August 15th, 2019 8:21 AM
Author: Aggressive Brindle Chapel Windowlicker



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:53 PM
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:08 AM
Author: Aggressive Brindle Chapel Windowlicker



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:08 AM
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:09 AM
Author: Aggressive Brindle Chapel Windowlicker



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:53 AM
Author: Sooty cruise ship skinny woman

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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:02 AM
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:04 AM
Author: Aggressive Brindle Chapel Windowlicker



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:51 AM
Author: Aggressive Brindle Chapel Windowlicker

POP: “Where the hell’d they find ya?”

HOBBS: “O’Holleran & Oderisi. Workers’ Comp.”

POP: “Workers’ Comp. Ya hear that, Red?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495118&forum_id=2/en-en/#42822418)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 9:32 AM
Author: flirting parlour

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Date: September 16th, 2025 2:03 PM
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