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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: Boyish Vengeful Old Irish Cottage Chapel Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Orange Cruise Ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: Pearly high-end philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: laughsome athletic conference place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: Bateful area windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: hairraiser twinkling national pistol Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: multi-colored persian university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: Boyish Vengeful Old Irish Cottage Chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: heady dun headpube Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: 180 insane turdskin I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: Overrated Menage Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Arousing aquamarine garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: spruce round eye background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: saffron faggotry (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: lavender lay filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: Ocher corn cake lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: Boyish Vengeful Old Irish Cottage Chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: Ocher corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: Ocher corn cake bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Irradiated Crackhouse ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: Ocher corn cake They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Irradiated Crackhouse no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: ebony stubborn masturbator We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#35297897) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: Blue hominid 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: Chestnut Trust Fund Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Ocher corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: cruel-hearted patrolman office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: Ocher corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: Blue hominid Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Cracking Mewling Home Wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: deranged factory reset button sanctuary 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Blue hominid Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988167) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: citrine fighting queen of the night business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#33701145) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Deep bonkers abode international law enforcement agency great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#26988132) |
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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM Author: floppy water buffalo corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#27147996) |
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM Author: Ocher corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#27989075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM Author: aromatic cyan senate private investor love this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#28021852) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: Ocher corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#28616770) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: aromatic cyan senate private investor was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: Navy Dysfunction Theater I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: claret hairless jap haunted graveyard I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#34851063) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM Author: cowardly quadroon giraffe What a great phrase. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#35297859) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: Boyish Vengeful Old Irish Cottage Chapel The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/en-en/#36797515) |
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