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  10/09/14
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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/09/14
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gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
shivering fear-inspiring parlour gaping
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/09/14
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gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
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gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
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gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
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  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
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  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
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laughing so hard at this
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  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
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  10/06/25
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yellow crusty gas station goal in life
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
Snowy Hot School Cafeteria Mood
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
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  10/11/14
?
blathering affirmative action
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
dull irradiated striped hyena
  10/11/14
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  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
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At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
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lol
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  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
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  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
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yellow crusty gas station goal in life
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  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
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  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
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  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
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  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
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  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/09/14
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gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
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  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
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  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
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Shrewd
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  10/09/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
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Ruby chapel toilet seat
  10/09/14
180
cream legal warrant
  10/09/14
180
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180^180
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
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Curious flatulent trailer park
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
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gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/09/14
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gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
shivering fear-inspiring parlour gaping
  10/09/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Avocado Beady-eyed Preventive Strike
  10/09/14
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Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Dashing mother pit
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Ruby chapel toilet seat
  10/09/14
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blathering affirmative action
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
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  10/09/14
wildly underrated
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  12/06/14
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  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Comical Place Of Business Hissy Fit
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
Nofapping cerise parlor prole
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
Nofapping cerise parlor prole
  10/08/16
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godawful stag film dingle berry
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
blathering affirmative action
  10/09/14
?
spectacular mental disorder station
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
blathering affirmative action
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Contagious nursing home
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Chrome insanely creepy hall
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
lime aphrodisiac den selfie
  10/11/14
180
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  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
cordovan clown state
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
blathering affirmative action
  10/09/14
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Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
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Bateful magenta field
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
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gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
bat shit crazy vibrant lay sandwich
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gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
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gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
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gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Avocado Beady-eyed Preventive Strike
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gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
seedy dilemma
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
seedy dilemma
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
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violet address half-breed
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
Vivacious windowlicker senate
  10/09/14
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gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
Vivacious windowlicker senate
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gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
...
yellow crusty gas station goal in life
  10/09/14
...
Vivacious windowlicker senate
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
slippery step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/09/14
lol
Dashing mother pit
  10/09/14
180
blathering affirmative action
  10/09/14
lmao
Razzle-dazzle national sex offender
  10/09/14
tyft
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/09/14
Lol
gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
...
Indigo Lascivious Digit Ratio Piazza
  10/09/14
This is good.
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  10/09/14
180 billion
cordovan clown state
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Ruby chapel toilet seat
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
fragrant private investor
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...
Bateful magenta field
  10/09/14
180 this is great
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  10/10/14
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Curious flatulent trailer park
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
brass theater stage
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Mauve boistinker
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
seedy dilemma
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
Disturbing self-centered kitchen
  10/09/14
...
milky ticket booth rigor
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Marvelous stage
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
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...
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  10/27/14
...
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  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
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  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
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  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
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  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
offensive church
  10/09/14
titcr
Marvelous stage
  10/09/14
...
offensive church
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Dashing mother pit
  10/09/14
...
Curious flatulent trailer park
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
Vivacious windowlicker senate
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
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  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Chrome insanely creepy hall
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
Vigorous Indecent Shitlib
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Dashing mother pit
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
glittery point cuckoldry
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
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  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
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  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
offensive church
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
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  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
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  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
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  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Misunderstood Exciting Stead
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Titillating canary native
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Orange wild ratface area
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
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  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
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  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Vivacious windowlicker senate
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
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  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Vivacious windowlicker senate
  10/09/14
...
Avocado Beady-eyed Preventive Strike
  10/10/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
...
Marvelous stage
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
seedy dilemma
  10/09/14
...
Sadistic home
  10/09/14
...
Histrionic Pearly Locale
  10/12/14
1800000000
Rambunctious dragon
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
blathering affirmative action
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Sadistic home
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Dashing mother pit
  10/09/14
...
Bateful magenta field
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
blathering affirmative action
  10/09/14
Loling hard
offensive church
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
violet address half-breed
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
olive personal credit line
  10/09/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Orange wild ratface area
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
blathering affirmative action
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
blathering affirmative action
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
Nofapping cerise parlor prole
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Vivacious windowlicker senate
  10/09/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
Snowy Hot School Cafeteria Mood
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Marvelous stage
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
french effete sanctuary
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Contagious nursing home
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
violet address half-breed
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Dashing mother pit
  10/09/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
fragrant private investor
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
Nofapping cerise parlor prole
  10/09/14
...
Nofapping cerise parlor prole
  10/10/14
...
cordovan clown state
  10/09/14
i could see it
blathering affirmative action
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Excitant Scourge Upon The Earth Skinny Woman
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/09/14
...
Bateful magenta field
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
Translucent office
  06/27/16
...
slate very tactful queen of the night
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Vivacious windowlicker senate
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
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  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
poppy awkward garrison
  10/10/14
WTF?
Razzle-dazzle national sex offender
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Razzle-dazzle national sex offender
  10/10/14
...
blathering affirmative action
  10/10/14
120
Rambunctious dragon
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Contagious nursing home
  10/10/14
...
offensive church
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
gay cerebral newt
  10/10/14
...
Vivacious windowlicker senate
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
seedy dilemma
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
glittery point cuckoldry
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
gay cerebral newt
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
glittery point cuckoldry
  10/10/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
Greedy jap internal respiration
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Chrome insanely creepy hall
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
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  10/10/14
...
electric genital piercing party of the first part
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
gaped twisted base
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
blathering affirmative action
  10/10/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/10/14
...
offensive church
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Glassy Stirring Ape
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
blathering affirmative action
  10/10/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
offensive church
  10/10/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Stimulating buff laser beams keepsake machete
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
glittery point cuckoldry
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Comical Place Of Business Hissy Fit
  10/10/14
180
180 plaza halford
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Sienna stain persian
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Bateful magenta field
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
Snowy Hot School Cafeteria Mood
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Comical Place Of Business Hissy Fit
  10/10/14
...
Bateful magenta field
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
arousing doobsian institution dopamine
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Dashing mother pit
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/10/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/10/14
...
Bateful magenta field
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
gaped twisted base
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Concupiscible box office
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
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  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/11/14
omg
Snowy Hot School Cafeteria Mood
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
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  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Mind-boggling learning disabled turdskin shrine
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
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  10/11/14
...
blathering affirmative action
  10/11/14
...
Mind-boggling learning disabled turdskin shrine
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Floppy Range Lettuce
  10/11/14
...
Bateful magenta field
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Orchid Swashbuckling Stage Sweet Tailpipe
  10/18/14
...
Purple Hilarious House Incel
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
jade startled boiling water
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Iridescent ceo
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
...
yellow crusty gas station goal in life
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
maroon heady theatre
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Mind-boggling learning disabled turdskin shrine
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
Snowy Hot School Cafeteria Mood
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
maroon heady theatre
  10/11/14
...
Nofapping cerise parlor prole
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Ruby chapel toilet seat
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
glittery point cuckoldry
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
...
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  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
...
electric genital piercing party of the first part
  10/11/14
...
Bateful magenta field
  10/11/14
...
Ruby chapel toilet seat
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
yellow crusty gas station goal in life
  10/27/14
lmfao
At-the-ready aromatic people who are hurt
  10/11/14
amazing
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  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
offensive church
  10/11/14
180
Dashing mother pit
  10/11/14
...
Avocado Beady-eyed Preventive Strike
  10/11/14
...
Bateful magenta field
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
yellow crusty gas station goal in life
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Racy well-lubricated school
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
jade startled boiling water
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Mind-boggling learning disabled turdskin shrine
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Ruby chapel toilet seat
  10/11/14
Seriously.
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Iridescent ceo
  10/11/14
...
Floppy Range Lettuce
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Cyan bearded heaven round eye
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
cream legal warrant
  03/28/16
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
Ruddy hyperventilating deer antler crackhouse
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous Adulterous Menage
  10/11/14
...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/11/14
plz poast
Galvanic fighting messiness feces
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
Adventurous Adulterous Menage
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
violet address half-breed
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Odious Pearl Fat Ankles
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Titillating canary native
  10/11/14
For the love of god
offensive church
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Ruby chapel toilet seat
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Titillating canary native
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
glittery point cuckoldry
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
fluffy idiot lodge
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
talented internet-worthy forum
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Nofapping cerise parlor prole
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
violet address half-breed
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
seedy dilemma
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
offensive church
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
electric genital piercing party of the first part
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
lol 180
Ruby chapel toilet seat
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Odious Pearl Fat Ankles
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
...
Appetizing hospital
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
seedy dilemma
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
ivory macaca
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Bright Hell
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Bright Hell
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
shivering fear-inspiring parlour gaping
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Motley smoky milk
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
seedy dilemma
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Rambunctious dragon
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Snowy Hot School Cafeteria Mood
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Motley smoky milk
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
rose antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
keeping it real
ivory macaca
  10/11/14
...
violet address half-breed
  10/11/14
cr
Lilac supple orchestra pit
  10/11/14
Amen.
bisexual razzle useless brakes faggotry
  10/11/14
lol cr
Citrine corner reading party
  10/11/14
...
provocative judgmental yarmulke knife
  10/11/14
...
Ruby chapel toilet seat
  10/11/14
...
Bateful magenta field
  10/11/14
...
yellow crusty gas station goal in life
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Titillating canary native
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Sadistic home
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Titillating canary native
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Snowy Hot School Cafeteria Mood
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Titillating canary native
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Snowy Hot School Cafeteria Mood
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Titillating canary native
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Sadistic home
  10/11/14
180
thriller center gaming laptop
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Titillating canary native
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
Bull headed sneaky criminal church building
  10/11/14
...
Sadistic home
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Odious Pearl Fat Ankles
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Sadistic home
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Titillating canary native
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
offensive church
  10/11/14
...
seedy dilemma
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Rambunctious dragon
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
Nofapping cerise parlor prole
  10/11/14
lol
cowardly resort
  10/11/14
underrated
puce bbw bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
Useless Candlestick Maker
  10/12/14
...
yellow crusty gas station goal in life
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Brindle Locus Background Story
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
...
offensive church
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Brindle Locus Background Story
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Brindle Locus Background Story
  10/11/14
...
yellow crusty gas station goal in life
  10/27/14
lol
Balding Frozen Associate
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
slate very tactful queen of the night
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
know-it-all scarlet
  10/11/14
...
idiotic
  10/11/14
180
fluffy idiot lodge
  10/11/14
180
shivering fear-inspiring parlour gaping
  10/11/14
180
Ruby chapel toilet seat
  10/11/14
...
provocative judgmental yarmulke knife
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Insecure Depressive
  10/11/14
...
flesh
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Ruby chapel toilet seat
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
rusted codepig jew
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Odious Pearl Fat Ankles
  10/11/14
...
blathering affirmative action
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
180
fluffy idiot lodge
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Odious Pearl Fat Ankles
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Odious Pearl Fat Ankles
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Misunderstood Exciting Stead
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
cocky national security agency double fault
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
seedy dilemma
  10/11/14
...
glittery point cuckoldry
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/11/14
...
yellow crusty gas station goal in life
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
Go on...
yellow crusty gas station goal in life
  10/27/14
...
Misunderstood Exciting Stead
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
glittery point cuckoldry
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
vengeful elastic band athletic conference
  10/11/14
...
glittery point cuckoldry
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
cocky national security agency double fault
  10/11/14
Yessir.
vengeful elastic band athletic conference
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Nofapping cerise parlor prole
  10/11/14
...
Floppy Range Lettuce
  10/11/14
...
Bateful magenta field
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
Fishy costumed cuckold
  10/12/14
...
yellow crusty gas station goal in life
  10/27/14
...
Useless Candlestick Maker
  10/12/14
...
yellow crusty gas station goal in life
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
tan alcoholic brethren roast beef
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
provocative judgmental yarmulke knife
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
cocky national security agency double fault
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Ruby chapel toilet seat
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
yellow crusty gas station goal in life
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
shivering fear-inspiring parlour gaping
  10/11/14
...
carmine hateful voyeur
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
circlehead
  10/11/14
...
carmine hateful voyeur
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/11/14
...
blathering affirmative action
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Indigo Lascivious Digit Ratio Piazza
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
jade startled boiling water
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
tan alcoholic brethren roast beef
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Ruby chapel toilet seat
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Misunderstood Exciting Stead
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
seedy dilemma
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
...
coral jewess space
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
honey-headed potus pisswyrm
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
Ruddy hyperventilating deer antler crackhouse
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
Ruddy hyperventilating deer antler crackhouse
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
slap-happy hunting ground
  10/11/14
...
Contagious nursing home
  10/11/14
...
Bateful magenta field
  10/11/14
Oh my
glittery point cuckoldry
  10/11/14
omg
bronze mad cow disease
  10/11/14
...
crystalline rebellious tank
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Ruby chapel toilet seat
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Odious Pearl Fat Ankles
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
glittery point cuckoldry
  10/11/14
...
Bateful magenta field
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Dashing mother pit
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
bronze mad cow disease
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
Peach Nubile Boltzmann
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
harsh
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Comical Place Of Business Hissy Fit
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
slap-happy hunting ground
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
Mint Famous Landscape Painting Organic Girlfriend
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Concupiscible box office
  10/11/14
...
Brindle Locus Background Story
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
...
Histrionic Pearly Locale
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Sienna stain persian
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
up-to-no-good goyim
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
...
provocative judgmental yarmulke knife
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
lime aphrodisiac den selfie
  10/11/14
wtf
mexican
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
brilliant
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Concupiscible box office
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
brilliant
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
know-it-all scarlet
  10/11/14
...
Ruby chapel toilet seat
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Ruby chapel toilet seat
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Comical Place Of Business Hissy Fit
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
cocky national security agency double fault
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
180 plaza halford
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
cocky national security agency double fault
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Concupiscible box office
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
Peach Nubile Boltzmann
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
cocky national security agency double fault
  10/11/14
...
Ruby chapel toilet seat
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Misunderstood Exciting Stead
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
Peach Nubile Boltzmann
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
know-it-all scarlet
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
...
Ruby chapel toilet seat
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
maize pocket flask
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
Navy travel guidebook
  11/21/15
...
vengeful elastic band athletic conference
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
gtfo
violet address half-breed
  10/12/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
geriatric regret
  10/11/14
Holy shit
jade startled boiling water
  10/11/14
?
ultramarine boyish tanning salon toaster
  10/11/14
...
really tough guy
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
Copper filthpig
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Rambunctious dragon
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
Copper filthpig
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
bronze mad cow disease
  10/11/14
...
really tough guy
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Sinister haunting nibblets
  10/11/14
lol
Ruby chapel toilet seat
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
provocative judgmental yarmulke knife
  10/12/14
180
bipolar puppy
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/11/14
120
Misanthropic Legend Ladyboy
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
glittery point cuckoldry
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
provocative judgmental yarmulke knife
  10/11/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
provocative judgmental yarmulke knife
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
seedy dilemma
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
tantric indirect expression
  10/12/14
...
Mind-boggling learning disabled turdskin shrine
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
fragrant private investor
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Sadistic home
  10/12/14
...
Ruddy hyperventilating deer antler crackhouse
  12/06/14
...
Mind-boggling learning disabled turdskin shrine
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
Carnelian
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
Erotic Dog Poop
  10/12/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/12/14
Well!?
Indigo Lascivious Digit Ratio Piazza
  10/12/14
...
Mind-boggling learning disabled turdskin shrine
  10/12/14
plz respond
Sadistic home
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
spectacular mental disorder station
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Floppy Range Lettuce
  10/12/14
Well?
Sienna stain persian
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
Elite Love Of Her Life
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
ultramarine boyish tanning salon toaster
  10/12/14
180000000
fluffy idiot lodge
  10/12/14
??
Razzle-dazzle national sex offender
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Bateful magenta field
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
gay cerebral newt
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
federal red crotch
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Dashing mother pit
  10/12/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Dashing mother pit
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
gay cerebral newt
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Dashing mother pit
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/12/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/12/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
violet address half-breed
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
ultramarine boyish tanning salon toaster
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
gay cerebral newt
  10/12/14
...
glittery point cuckoldry
  10/12/14
...
Mint Famous Landscape Painting Organic Girlfriend
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
vengeful elastic band athletic conference
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
ivory macaca
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
fragrant private investor
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Titillating canary native
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Rambunctious dragon
  10/12/14
please continue
Useless Candlestick Maker
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Sadistic home
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
vengeful elastic band athletic conference
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
black
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
gay cerebral newt
  10/12/14
...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Snowy Hot School Cafeteria Mood
  10/12/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Clear bespoke wagecucks
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Clear bespoke wagecucks
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
maroon heady theatre
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
black
  10/12/14
ty
Nofapping cerise parlor prole
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
black
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Clear bespoke wagecucks
  10/12/14
And scene.
provocative judgmental yarmulke knife
  10/12/14
nigger
Nofapping cerise parlor prole
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
provocative judgmental yarmulke knife
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
provocative judgmental yarmulke knife
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Clear bespoke wagecucks
  10/12/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/12/14
...
Bright Hell
  10/12/14
...
provocative judgmental yarmulke knife
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
gay cerebral newt
  10/12/14
...
Concupiscible box office
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Titillating canary native
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
chest-beating flickering
  10/12/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/12/14
Post 600!
gay cerebral newt
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
zombie-like narrow-minded
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
mexican
  10/12/14
You don't?
diverse theater
  10/12/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/12/14
...
vengeful elastic band athletic conference
  10/12/14
wtf
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Brindle Locus Background Story
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Brindle Locus Background Story
  10/12/14
...
tantric indirect expression
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Racy well-lubricated school
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Brindle Locus Background Story
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
Peach Nubile Boltzmann
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Brindle Locus Background Story
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Racy well-lubricated school
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Snowy Hot School Cafeteria Mood
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
blathering affirmative action
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Chrome insanely creepy hall
  10/12/14
...
rusted codepig jew
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Orange wild ratface area
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Nofapping cerise parlor prole
  10/12/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/12/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
maize pocket flask
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
up-to-no-good goyim
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Odious Pearl Fat Ankles
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
black
  10/12/14
...
Navy travel guidebook
  11/21/15
...
Chartreuse trust fund
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
provocative judgmental yarmulke knife
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
slate very tactful queen of the night
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Bateful magenta field
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Dashing mother pit
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
infuriating factory reset button
  10/12/14
180
kitty partner
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
Amethyst outnumbered faggot firefighter
  10/31/16
...
Navy travel guidebook
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Arrogant Coldplay Fan
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
rough-skinned
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
flesh
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
Peach Nubile Boltzmann
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Chrome insanely creepy hall
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Orchid Swashbuckling Stage Sweet Tailpipe
  10/18/14
...
Navy travel guidebook
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Sienna stain persian
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
violet address half-breed
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Histrionic Pearly Locale
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
know-it-all scarlet
  10/13/14
?
Histrionic Pearly Locale
  10/13/14
...
gay cerebral newt
  10/27/14
...
black
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
seedy dilemma
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Comical Place Of Business Hissy Fit
  12/06/14
...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  04/07/15
...
flesh
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
big-titted masturbator
  04/22/15
...
Razzle-dazzle national sex offender
  05/17/15
...
twinkling mediation
  06/04/15
Not flame.
seedy dilemma
  08/18/15
update?
Spruce tattoo
  10/06/15
...
lavender startling new version
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
black
  10/11/15
...
bronze mad cow disease
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
alcoholic
  10/12/15
bump
ultramarine boyish tanning salon toaster
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
slimy trump supporter
  11/25/15
...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  12/27/15
...
twinkling mediation
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Lemon French Chef Pistol
  03/10/16
...
milky ticket booth rigor
  03/28/16
...
Sick Property
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
Mentally impaired onyx chad
  06/27/16
...
Histrionic Pearly Locale
  08/21/16
...
fiercely-loyal dysfunction
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  08/22/16
...
blood rage
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Shaky splenetic international law enforcement agency
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
fantasy-prone cumskin
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Shaky splenetic international law enforcement agency
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
blood rage
  09/13/16
...
yellow crusty gas station goal in life
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
blood rage
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Aggressive vermilion
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
blood rage
  09/13/16
...
Lake
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
fiercely-loyal dysfunction
  09/13/16
...
lavender startling new version
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Nighttime Immigrant Roommate
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Chrome insanely creepy hall
  10/31/16
:-)
sapphire karate liquid oxygen
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
sapphire karate liquid oxygen
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Claret Stock Car
  10/31/16
...
Navy travel guidebook
  10/09/18
...
rusted codepig jew
  11/21/16
...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  01/10/17
...
submissive hairy legs
  02/04/17
...
rusted codepig jew
  02/04/17
...
sapphire karate liquid oxygen
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
  02/04/17
...
sapphire karate liquid oxygen
  02/04/17
...
sapphire karate liquid oxygen
  02/04/17
...
Claret Stock Car
  02/05/17
...
sapphire karate liquid oxygen
  02/08/17
...
dead gunner
  06/28/17
...
becky
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
sepia giraffe
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
bat-shit-crazy philosopher-king
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
tan alcoholic brethren roast beef
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Fuchsia idea he suggested
  12/18/17
...
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Topaz
  01/06/18
...
Lake
  02/06/18
...
Trip jet wrinkle indian lodge
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Claret Stock Car
  10/06/18
4 year bump
sepia giraffe
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Sickened impressive kitty cat
  10/09/18
...
mewling drab electric furnace
  10/17/18
...
Self-absorbed
  05/19/19
...
Purple Hilarious House Incel
  05/19/19
...
Peach Nubile Boltzmann
  10/14/19
...
Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag
  05/05/20
...
hairless generalized bond
  06/28/20
...
Plum
  06/29/20
...
Peach Nubile Boltzmann
  07/10/20
...
cracking deep abode
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Swollen cuck
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
frum dun
  10/10/20
TITCR
free-loading
  02/17/21
...
Sickened impressive kitty cat
  10/08/21
...
dark pozpig
  02/17/21
...
Peach Nubile Boltzmann
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Vigorous Indecent Shitlib
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
Transparent mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
Transparent mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/21
...
Sickened impressive kitty cat
  10/07/22
...
  12/02/21
...
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
chocolate community account
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Shaky splenetic international law enforcement agency
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
cruel-hearted police squad
  10/10/22
...
  10/10/22
...
magical ebony psychic telephone
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
  11/23/22
...
coral jewess space
  05/06/23
...
Sticky Blue Son Of Senegal
  05/06/23
Time flies
flirting sound barrier
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
alcoholic
  05/06/23
...
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
chocolate community account
  10/09/23
...
Sick Property
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
frisky
  10/09/23
...
Claret Stock Car
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Violent bistre degenerate
  10/20/23
...
Claret Stock Car
  10/20/23
...
sapphire karate liquid oxygen
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
territorial green fanboi
  10/20/23
...
  10/20/23
...
Sickened impressive kitty cat
  10/20/23
...
Bearded Charcoal Haunted Graveyard
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
flushed quadroon
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Charismatic Therapy Pervert
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
coral jewess space
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
Chartreuse trust fund
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
Transparent mad-dog skullcap
  10/13/25
...
Soul-stirring Volcanic Crater Old Irish Cottage
  12/23/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Dashing mother pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: shivering fear-inspiring parlour gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Vivacious windowlicker senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hideous doctorate water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: exhilarant business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: ocher abusive black woman temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: shivering fear-inspiring parlour gaping

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Umber public bath

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored angry location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: exhilarant business firm

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored angry location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Ruby chapel toilet seat

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Nighttime Immigrant Roommate

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Umber public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Curious flatulent trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: yellow crusty gas station goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle national sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: seedy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: big set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: provocative judgmental yarmulke knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: opaque hairraiser gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Orchid Swashbuckling Stage Sweet Tailpipe

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Nofapping cerise parlor prole

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Sick Property

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Volcanic Crater Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: yellow crusty gas station goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Snowy Hot School Cafeteria Mood

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: dull irradiated striped hyena

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: blathering affirmative action

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: dull irradiated striped hyena

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: saffron library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: coiffed whorehouse

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: rusted codepig jew

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: overrated spot friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: confused site

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Misanthropic Legend Ladyboy

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: shivering fear-inspiring parlour gaping

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: yellow crusty gas station goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Bateful magenta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: glittery point cuckoldry

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: bat shit crazy vibrant lay sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Umber public bath

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: At-the-ready aromatic people who are hurt

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Odious Pearl Fat Ankles

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: turquoise coffee pot headpube

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Ruby chapel toilet seat

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: painfully honest rigpig brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Avocado Beady-eyed Preventive Strike

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: diverse theater

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: turquoise coffee pot headpube

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Ruby chapel toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: cream legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: mewling drab electric furnace

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Curious flatulent trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: shivering fear-inspiring parlour gaping

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Avocado Beady-eyed Preventive Strike

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Dashing mother pit

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Ruby chapel toilet seat

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: blathering affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: mildly autistic casino death wish

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Emerald autistic principal's office

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Citrine corner reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: cracking deep abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Comical Place Of Business Hissy Fit

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Nofapping cerise parlor prole

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Nofapping cerise parlor prole

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: godawful stag film dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: blathering affirmative action

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: spectacular mental disorder station

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: blathering affirmative action

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Contagious nursing home

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Chrome insanely creepy hall

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: lime aphrodisiac den selfie

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: aquamarine marketing idea weed whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: cordovan clown state

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: blathering affirmative action

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Bateful magenta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: bat shit crazy vibrant lay sandwich

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: bat shit crazy vibrant lay sandwich

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: cordovan clown state

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Avocado Beady-eyed Preventive Strike

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: seedy dilemma

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: seedy dilemma

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: violet address half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Vivacious windowlicker senate

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Vivacious windowlicker senate

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: yellow crusty gas station goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Vivacious windowlicker senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: slippery step-uncle's house

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Dashing mother pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: blathering affirmative action

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle national sex offender

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Indigo Lascivious Digit Ratio Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: offensive church

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: cordovan clown state

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Ruby chapel toilet seat

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: fragrant private investor

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Bateful magenta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: passionate irate meetinghouse patrolman

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Curious flatulent trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: brass theater stage

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Mauve boistinker

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: seedy dilemma

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Disturbing self-centered kitchen

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: milky ticket booth rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Marvelous stage

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: ultramarine boyish tanning salon toaster

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Marvelous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: yellow crusty gas station goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Ruby chapel toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: puce bbw bawdyhouse

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: coral jewess space

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Nofapping cerise parlor prole

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: offensive church

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Marvelous stage

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: offensive church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Dashing mother pit

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Curious flatulent trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Vivacious windowlicker senate

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Brindle Locus Background Story

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Chrome insanely creepy hall

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Vigorous Indecent Shitlib

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Dashing mother pit

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: glittery point cuckoldry

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: puce bbw bawdyhouse

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: offensive church

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: provocative judgmental yarmulke knife

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: puce bbw bawdyhouse

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: provocative judgmental yarmulke knife

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Misunderstood Exciting Stead

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Titillating canary native

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Orange wild ratface area

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: disgusting sable corn cake university

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Vivacious windowlicker senate

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: ultramarine boyish tanning salon toaster

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Vivacious windowlicker senate

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Avocado Beady-eyed Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Marvelous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: seedy dilemma

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Sadistic home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Histrionic Pearly Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Rambunctious dragon

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: blathering affirmative action

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Sadistic home

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Dashing mother pit

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Bateful magenta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: blathering affirmative action

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: offensive church

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: violet address half-breed

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: olive personal credit line

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Orange wild ratface area

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: blathering affirmative action

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: blathering affirmative action

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Nofapping cerise parlor prole

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Vivacious windowlicker senate

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Snowy Hot School Cafeteria Mood

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Marvelous stage

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: french effete sanctuary

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Contagious nursing home

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: violet address half-breed

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Dashing mother pit

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: fragrant private investor

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Nofapping cerise parlor prole

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Nofapping cerise parlor prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: cordovan clown state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: blathering affirmative action

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Excitant Scourge Upon The Earth Skinny Woman

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Bateful magenta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Translucent office

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: slate very tactful queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Vivacious windowlicker senate

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: pale zippy market fortuitous meteor

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: poppy awkward garrison

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle national sex offender

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle national sex offender

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: blathering affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Rambunctious dragon

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Contagious nursing home

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: offensive church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: gay cerebral newt

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Vivacious windowlicker senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: seedy dilemma

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: glittery point cuckoldry

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: glittery point cuckoldry

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Greedy jap internal respiration

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Chrome insanely creepy hall

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: turquoise coffee pot headpube

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: electric genital piercing party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: gaped twisted base

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: blathering affirmative action

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: offensive church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Glassy Stirring Ape

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: blathering affirmative action

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: offensive church

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Stimulating buff laser beams keepsake machete

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: glittery point cuckoldry

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Comical Place Of Business Hissy Fit

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: 180 plaza halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Sienna stain persian

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Bateful magenta field

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Snowy Hot School Cafeteria Mood

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Comical Place Of Business Hissy Fit

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Bateful magenta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: arousing doobsian institution dopamine

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Dashing mother pit

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Bateful magenta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: gaped twisted base

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Concupiscible box office

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: wonderful obsidian rehab juggernaut

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Snowy Hot School Cafeteria Mood

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: tan alcoholic brethren roast beef

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Mind-boggling learning disabled turdskin shrine

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: slate very tactful queen of the night

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: blathering affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling learning disabled turdskin shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Floppy Range Lettuce

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Bateful magenta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Orchid Swashbuckling Stage Sweet Tailpipe

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Purple Hilarious House Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: jade startled boiling water

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Iridescent ceo

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: yellow crusty gas station goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: maroon heady theatre

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Mind-boggling learning disabled turdskin shrine

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Snowy Hot School Cafeteria Mood

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: maroon heady theatre

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Nofapping cerise parlor prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Ruby chapel toilet seat

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: glittery point cuckoldry

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: mildly autistic casino death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: gay cerebral newt

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: electric genital piercing party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Bateful magenta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Ruby chapel toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: yellow crusty gas station goal in life

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: At-the-ready aromatic people who are hurt

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Trip jet wrinkle indian lodge

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: offensive church

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Dashing mother pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Avocado Beady-eyed Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Bateful magenta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: yellow crusty gas station goal in life

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Racy well-lubricated school

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: jade startled boiling water

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Mind-boggling learning disabled turdskin shrine

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Ruby chapel toilet seat

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: gay cerebral newt

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Iridescent ceo

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Floppy Range Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Cyan bearded heaven round eye

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: cream legal warrant

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: Ruddy hyperventilating deer antler crackhouse

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Adventurous Adulterous Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Galvanic fighting messiness feces

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Adventurous Adulterous Menage

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: violet address half-breed

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: gay cerebral newt

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Odious Pearl Fat Ankles

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Titillating canary native

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: offensive church

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Ruby chapel toilet seat

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Titillating canary native

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: glittery point cuckoldry

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: fluffy idiot lodge

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: talented internet-worthy forum

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Nofapping cerise parlor prole

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: violet address half-breed

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: seedy dilemma

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: offensive church

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: electric genital piercing party of the first part

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Ruby chapel toilet seat

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Odious Pearl Fat Ankles

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: gay cerebral newt

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Appetizing hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: seedy dilemma

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: ivory macaca

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Bright Hell

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Bright Hell

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: shivering fear-inspiring parlour gaping

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Motley smoky milk

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: seedy dilemma

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Rambunctious dragon

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Snowy Hot School Cafeteria Mood

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Motley smoky milk

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: rose antidepressant drug

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: ivory macaca

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: violet address half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Lilac supple orchestra pit

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: bisexual razzle useless brakes faggotry

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Citrine corner reading party

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: provocative judgmental yarmulke knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Ruby chapel toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Bateful magenta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: yellow crusty gas station goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Titillating canary native

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Sadistic home

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Titillating canary native

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Snowy Hot School Cafeteria Mood

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Titillating canary native

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Snowy Hot School Cafeteria Mood

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Titillating canary native

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Sadistic home

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: thriller center gaming laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Titillating canary native

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Bull headed sneaky criminal church building

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Sadistic home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Odious Pearl Fat Ankles

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Sadistic home

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Titillating canary native

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: offensive church

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: seedy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Rambunctious dragon

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Nofapping cerise parlor prole

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: cowardly resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: puce bbw bawdyhouse

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author:  Useless Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: yellow crusty gas station goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Brindle Locus Background Story

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: offensive church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Brindle Locus Background Story

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Brindle Locus Background Story

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: yellow crusty gas station goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Balding Frozen Associate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: slate very tactful queen of the night

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: know-it-all scarlet

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author:  idiotic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: fluffy idiot lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: shivering fear-inspiring parlour gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Ruby chapel toilet seat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: provocative judgmental yarmulke knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Insecure Depressive

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: flesh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Ruby chapel toilet seat

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: rusted codepig jew

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Odious Pearl Fat Ankles

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: blathering affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: fluffy idiot lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Odious Pearl Fat Ankles

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Odious Pearl Fat Ankles

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Misunderstood Exciting Stead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author:  cocky national security agency double fault

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: seedy dilemma

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: glittery point cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: yellow crusty gas station goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: yellow crusty gas station goal in life

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Misunderstood Exciting Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: glittery point cuckoldry

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: vengeful elastic band athletic conference

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: glittery point cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author:  cocky national security agency double fault

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: vengeful elastic band athletic conference

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Nofapping cerise parlor prole

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Floppy Range Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Bateful magenta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: Fishy costumed cuckold

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: yellow crusty gas station goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author:  Useless Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: yellow crusty gas station goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: tan alcoholic brethren roast beef

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: provocative judgmental yarmulke knife

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author:  cocky national security agency double fault

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Ruby chapel toilet seat

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: yellow crusty gas station goal in life

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: shivering fear-inspiring parlour gaping

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: carmine hateful voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author:  circlehead

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: carmine hateful voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: blathering affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Indigo Lascivious Digit Ratio Piazza

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: jade startled boiling water

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: tan alcoholic brethren roast beef

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Ruby chapel toilet seat

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Misunderstood Exciting Stead

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: seedy dilemma

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: coral jewess space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: honey-headed potus pisswyrm

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: Ruddy hyperventilating deer antler crackhouse

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Ruddy hyperventilating deer antler crackhouse

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: slap-happy hunting ground

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Contagious nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Bateful magenta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: glittery point cuckoldry

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: bronze mad cow disease

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: crystalline rebellious tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Ruby chapel toilet seat

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Odious Pearl Fat Ankles

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: glittery point cuckoldry

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Bateful magenta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Dashing mother pit

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: bronze mad cow disease

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Peach Nubile Boltzmann

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: harsh

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Comical Place Of Business Hissy Fit

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: slap-happy hunting ground

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author:  Mint Famous Landscape Painting Organic Girlfriend

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible box office

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Brindle Locus Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Histrionic Pearly Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Sienna stain persian

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author:  up-to-no-good goyim

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: provocative judgmental yarmulke knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: lime aphrodisiac den selfie

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author:  mexican

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: brilliant

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible box office

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: brilliant

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: know-it-all scarlet

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Ruby chapel toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Ruby chapel toilet seat

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Comical Place Of Business Hissy Fit

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author:  cocky national security agency double fault

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: 180 plaza halford

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author:  cocky national security agency double fault

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible box office

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Peach Nubile Boltzmann

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author:  cocky national security agency double fault

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Ruby chapel toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Misunderstood Exciting Stead

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Peach Nubile Boltzmann

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: know-it-all scarlet

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Ruby chapel toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: maize pocket flask

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Navy travel guidebook

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: vengeful elastic band athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: violet address half-breed

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: geriatric regret

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: jade startled boiling water

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: ultramarine boyish tanning salon toaster

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Copper filthpig

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Rambunctious dragon

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Copper filthpig

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: bronze mad cow disease

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Sinister haunting nibblets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Ruby chapel toilet seat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: provocative judgmental yarmulke knife

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: bipolar puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Misanthropic Legend Ladyboy

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: glittery point cuckoldry

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: provocative judgmental yarmulke knife

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: provocative judgmental yarmulke knife

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: seedy dilemma

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: tantric indirect expression

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Mind-boggling learning disabled turdskin shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: fragrant private investor

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Sadistic home

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Ruddy hyperventilating deer antler crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Mind-boggling learning disabled turdskin shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Carnelian

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author:  Erotic Dog Poop

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Indigo Lascivious Digit Ratio Piazza

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Mind-boggling learning disabled turdskin shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Sadistic home

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: spectacular mental disorder station

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Floppy Range Lettuce

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Sienna stain persian

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: Elite Love Of Her Life

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: ultramarine boyish tanning salon toaster

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: fluffy idiot lodge

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle national sex offender

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Bateful magenta field

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: gay cerebral newt

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: federal red crotch

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Dashing mother pit

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Dashing mother pit

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: gay cerebral newt

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Dashing mother pit

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: violet address half-breed

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: ultramarine boyish tanning salon toaster

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: gay cerebral newt

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: glittery point cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author:  Mint Famous Landscape Painting Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: vengeful elastic band athletic conference

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: ivory macaca

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: fragrant private investor

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Titillating canary native

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Rambunctious dragon

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author:  Useless Candlestick Maker

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Sadistic home

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: vengeful elastic band athletic conference

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: black

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Snowy Hot School Cafeteria Mood

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Clear bespoke wagecucks

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Clear bespoke wagecucks

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: maroon heady theatre

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: black

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Nofapping cerise parlor prole

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: black

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Clear bespoke wagecucks

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: provocative judgmental yarmulke knife

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Nofapping cerise parlor prole

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: provocative judgmental yarmulke knife

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: provocative judgmental yarmulke knife

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Clear bespoke wagecucks

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Bright Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: provocative judgmental yarmulke knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Titillating canary native

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: chest-beating flickering

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: zombie-like narrow-minded

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author:  mexican

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: diverse theater

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: vengeful elastic band athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Brindle Locus Background Story

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Brindle Locus Background Story

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: tantric indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Racy well-lubricated school

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Brindle Locus Background Story

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Peach Nubile Boltzmann

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Brindle Locus Background Story

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Racy well-lubricated school

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Snowy Hot School Cafeteria Mood

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: blathering affirmative action

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Chrome insanely creepy hall

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: rusted codepig jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Orange wild ratface area

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Nofapping cerise parlor prole

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: maize pocket flask

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author:  up-to-no-good goyim

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Odious Pearl Fat Ankles

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: black

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Navy travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Chartreuse trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: provocative judgmental yarmulke knife

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: slate very tactful queen of the night

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Bateful magenta field

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Dashing mother pit

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author:  infuriating factory reset button

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author:  kitty partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Amethyst outnumbered faggot firefighter

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Navy travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: Arrogant Coldplay Fan

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: rough-skinned

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: flesh

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: Peach Nubile Boltzmann

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Chrome insanely creepy hall

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Orchid Swashbuckling Stage Sweet Tailpipe

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Navy travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Sienna stain persian

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: violet address half-breed

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Histrionic Pearly Locale

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: know-it-all scarlet

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Histrionic Pearly Locale

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: gay cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: black



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: seedy dilemma

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Comical Place Of Business Hissy Fit

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: flesh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: big-titted masturbator

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle national sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: twinkling mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: seedy dilemma

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: Spruce tattoo

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: lavender startling new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: black

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: bronze mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: alcoholic

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: ultramarine boyish tanning salon toaster

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: slimy trump supporter

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: twinkling mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author:  Lemon French Chef Pistol

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: milky ticket booth rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Sick Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Mentally impaired onyx chad

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Histrionic Pearly Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author:  fiercely-loyal dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Shaky splenetic international law enforcement agency

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: fantasy-prone cumskin

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Shaky splenetic international law enforcement agency

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  blood rage

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: yellow crusty gas station goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author:  blood rage

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Aggressive vermilion

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author:  blood rage

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Lake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author:  fiercely-loyal dysfunction

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: lavender startling new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Nighttime Immigrant Roommate

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Chrome insanely creepy hall

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: sapphire karate liquid oxygen

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: sapphire karate liquid oxygen

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author:  Claret Stock Car

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Navy travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: rusted codepig jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: submissive hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: rusted codepig jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: sapphire karate liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: 

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: sapphire karate liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: sapphire karate liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author:  Claret Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: sapphire karate liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author:  dead gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author:  becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: sepia giraffe

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy philosopher-king

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: 

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: tan alcoholic brethren roast beef

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Fuchsia idea he suggested

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Topaz

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Lake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Trip jet wrinkle indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author:  Claret Stock Car

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: sepia giraffe

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Sickened impressive kitty cat

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: mewling drab electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Self-absorbed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Purple Hilarious House Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Peach Nubile Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Laughsome Domesticated Cruise Ship Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author:  hairless generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author:  Plum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Peach Nubile Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: cracking deep abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Swollen cuck

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: frum dun

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author:  free-loading

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: Sickened impressive kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: dark pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: Peach Nubile Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Vigorous Indecent Shitlib

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: Transparent mad-dog skullcap

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: Transparent mad-dog skullcap

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Sickened impressive kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  chocolate community account

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Shaky splenetic international law enforcement agency

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: cruel-hearted police squad

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: magical ebony psychic telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: 

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: coral jewess space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: Sticky Blue Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: flirting sound barrier

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: alcoholic

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author:  chocolate community account

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Sick Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author:  frisky

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author:  Claret Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Violent bistre degenerate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author:  Claret Stock Car



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: sapphire karate liquid oxygen



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: territorial green fanboi

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: 



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Sickened impressive kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Bearded Charcoal Haunted Graveyard



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: flushed quadroon

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Charismatic Therapy Pervert

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: coral jewess space

good work, i remember this thread

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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse trust fund

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Transparent mad-dog skullcap

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Volcanic Crater Old Irish Cottage



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