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The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world. Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched & before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh... maroon multi-billionaire   10/09/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 ... adventurous main people   10/09/14 ... Zombie-like nursing home   10/09/14 ... fragrant umber plaza stain   10/09/14 ... Gaped Self-absorbed Boiling Water Personal Credit Line   10/09/14 ... aromatic trump supporter   10/09/14 ... trip den   10/09/14 its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa... maroon multi-billionaire   10/09/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 HOW much younger Zombie-like nursing home   10/09/14 11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the... maroon multi-billionaire   10/09/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 Im 28 bro. 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Talking learning disabled circlehead   10/27/14 bump for columbus day overrated philosopher-king   10/06/15 At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl Razzmatazz Hominid Round Eye   12/25/15 ... mint aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe   02/05/17 lol racy pink people who are hurt   10/09/14 Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p... green marvelous codepig chapel   10/09/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ... Zombie-like nursing home   10/09/14 ... carnelian medicated mediation piazza   10/09/14 ... flatulent mahogany university national security agency   10/10/14 He speaks for all of us Smoky corner volcanic crater   10/09/14 ... Vivacious Mad Cow Disease   10/09/14 Sounds like Festivus 180 Mildly Autistic Crackhouse   10/09/14 Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me... bateful windowlicker   10/09/14 Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha... Fuchsia dilemma azn   10/09/14 yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp... maroon multi-billionaire   10/09/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele... Cracking meetinghouse juggernaut   10/09/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin... Grizzly pit telephone   10/09/14 ... blathering milky public bath nibblets   10/09/14 could send her a "rate this line" and then send th... soul-stirring plum internal respiration   10/09/14 Shrewd Supple Location   10/09/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 Twist: She already sent him the lick message. Cracking meetinghouse juggernaut   10/09/14 ... Grizzly pit telephone   10/09/14 180 infuriating jade temple sandwich   10/09/14 180 French Sepia Heaven Mother   10/09/14 180^180 big keepsake machete   10/09/14 ... Chartreuse center   10/09/14 what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w... big keepsake machete   10/09/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun... big keepsake machete   10/09/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 "my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh Zombie-like nursing home   10/09/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality soul-stirring plum internal respiration   10/09/14 ... big keepsake machete   10/09/14 How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it. adventurous main people   10/09/14 second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s... Grizzly pit telephone   10/09/14 ... Chrome buck-toothed school goyim   10/09/14 No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume. Apoplectic Jewess   10/09/14 wildly underrated Stirring lay mood   10/09/14 ... Thriller theater   12/06/14 ... chocolate pea-brained station   10/10/20 You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you... startling principal's office half-breed   10/09/14 describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face Exhilarant casino   10/09/14 i have no recollection of posting in this thread Exhilarant casino   10/08/16 ... misanthropic odious abode love of her life   10/31/16 OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister? Chrome buck-toothed school goyim   10/09/14 ? Transparent Preventive Strike Digit Ratio   10/09/14 it's a serious issue bro Chrome buck-toothed school goyim   10/09/14 (xo 2014) Burgundy brunch   10/09/14 or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004 Nudist lascivious spot   10/09/14 a damning indictment. Razzle At-the-ready Indian Lodge   10/11/14 180 Laughsome cocky parlour cuck   10/09/14 if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus... mind-boggling honey-headed locale electric furnace   10/09/14 cr. swiping overrides biology Chrome buck-toothed school goyim   10/09/14 ... big keepsake machete   10/09/14 ... flatulent mahogany university national security agency   10/09/14 Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist... Vivacious Mad Cow Disease   10/09/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ... Vivacious Mad Cow Disease   10/09/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo) mind-boggling honey-headed locale electric furnace   10/09/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin... soul-stirring plum internal respiration   10/09/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 And 10/10 xo women Bat shit crazy brethren   10/10/14 Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 Titcr Occam's razor bro Bat shit crazy brethren   10/09/14 It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 ... Mewling background story   10/11/14 you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ... fragrant umber plaza stain   10/09/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m... fragrant umber plaza stain   10/09/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 ... carnelian medicated mediation piazza   10/09/14 ... fragrant umber plaza stain   10/09/14 message back "well, at least one of us is hard." insane roast beef   10/09/14 UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro... maroon multi-billionaire   10/09/14 lol adventurous main people   10/09/14 180 Chrome buck-toothed school goyim   10/09/14 lmao Jet puppy   10/09/14 tyft big keepsake machete   10/09/14 Lol dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 ... spectacular stock car twinkling uncleanness   10/09/14 This is good. Comical Marketing Idea   10/09/14 180 billion mind-boggling honey-headed locale electric furnace   10/09/14 well. fucking. played. Grizzly pit telephone   10/09/14 very well executed, flame or not Slate Fiercely-loyal Chad Pocket Flask   10/09/14 ... flatulent mahogany university national security agency   10/09/14 180 this is great arousing ebony friendly grandma   10/10/14 ... Chartreuse center   10/11/14 The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&... hyperventilating cumskin goal in life   10/09/14 yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP boyish translucent parlor toilet seat   10/09/14 Stfu we need this, badly. Bat shit crazy brethren   10/09/14 (no fun guy) seedy selfie forum   10/09/14 ... beady-eyed hall   06/05/18 (Guy who needs to STFU) concupiscible hairless cuckold   10/09/14 Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014 big keepsake machete   10/09/14 UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te... maroon multi-billionaire   10/09/14 LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant... Maniacal shimmering set reading party   10/09/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 ... concupiscible hairless cuckold   10/09/14 ... carnelian medicated mediation piazza   10/27/14 ... Grizzly pit telephone   10/09/14 oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show? Alcoholic Idiot   10/09/14 brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up... diverse ceo   10/09/14 u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and... Exhilarant casino   10/09/14 I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this. Comical Marketing Idea   10/09/14 titcr concupiscible hairless cuckold   10/09/14 ... Comical Marketing Idea   10/09/14 why is she nervous? big keepsake machete   10/09/14 Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this. adventurous main people   10/09/14 ... Chartreuse center   10/11/14 EDM sluts too YNY.. fragrant umber plaza stain   10/09/14 this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide... Excitant Pontificating Stage   10/09/14 get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t... Nudist lascivious spot   10/10/14 Looks like a double date to me. sienna judgmental boltzmann library   10/11/21 The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?... maroon multi-billionaire   10/09/14 Easy neg, just say she's your sister. adventurous main people   10/09/14 Post a pic of sis Smoky corner volcanic crater   10/09/14 fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f... big keepsake machete   10/09/14 nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi... Alcoholic Idiot   10/09/14 yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re... big keepsake machete   10/09/14 MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 I like this theory. Keep the dream alive. Comical Marketing Idea   10/09/14 "MUCH more likely" tyft aggressive cruise ship   10/11/14 well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ... Alcoholic Idiot   10/09/14 nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on... aggressive cruise ship   10/11/14 box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not... Lemon fighting yarmulke organic girlfriend   10/09/14 underrated suggestion sooty galvanic degenerate   10/11/14 selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre... amethyst doctorate   10/09/14 This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats. multi-colored turquoise legal warrant   10/09/14 There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too... fragrant umber plaza stain   10/09/14 DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA... Maniacal shimmering set reading party   10/09/14 i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that... fragrant umber plaza stain   10/09/14 ... soul-stirring plum internal respiration   10/10/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 ... concupiscible hairless cuckold   10/09/14 I've literally never been more excited in my life. Bat shit crazy brethren   10/09/14 ... Snowy milk   10/09/14 ... Topaz Depressive Boistinker   10/12/14 1800000000 Filthy karate   10/09/14 I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is. Chrome buck-toothed school goyim   10/09/14 life is hard as shit they should fuck Snowy milk   10/09/14 I really like this as just a general motto. adventurous main people   10/09/14 ... flatulent mahogany university national security agency   10/10/14 You need to fuck her right in the pussy. Chrome buck-toothed school goyim   10/09/14 Loling hard Comical Marketing Idea   10/09/14 Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread Mewling background story   10/11/14 can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding... Swashbuckling crusty school cafeteria   10/09/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 there's prime real estate for sale further up. amethyst doctorate   10/09/14 UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ... maroon multi-billionaire   10/09/14 backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz Chrome buck-toothed school goyim   10/09/14 fuckk me maroon multi-billionaire   10/09/14 you have to fuck her now, it's done Chrome buck-toothed school goyim   10/09/14 i know u IRL Exhilarant casino   10/09/14 god's work, friend OP- dem titties fragrant umber plaza stain   10/09/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her exciting mischievous property   10/09/14 *unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! concupiscible hairless cuckold   10/09/14 WTF NOOOOOO Ultramarine Bespoke Institution Fanboi   10/10/14 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again Burgundy brunch   10/10/14 fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!! Mewling background story   10/11/14 Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall adventurous main people   10/09/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/09/14 multiple lols from reading this thread Slate Fiercely-loyal Chad Pocket Flask   10/09/14 discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ... Exhilarant casino   10/09/14 ... Exhilarant casino   10/10/14 ... mind-boggling honey-headed locale electric furnace   10/09/14 i could see it Chrome buck-toothed school goyim   10/09/14 SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP passionate rehab   10/09/14 BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s big keepsake machete   10/09/14 ... flatulent mahogany university national security agency   10/09/14 *ZOZO Appetizing wine sneaky criminal   06/27/16 ... Dashing State   10/09/14 OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT. fragrant umber plaza stain   10/09/14 The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive costumed rough-skinned sex offender   10/10/14 gunna need to see that pic again sick curious dysfunction death wish   10/10/14 WTF? Jet puppy   10/10/14 UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an... maroon multi-billionaire   10/10/14 listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ... Jet puppy   10/10/14 ... Chrome buck-toothed school goyim   10/10/14 120 Filthy karate   10/10/14 post the pic again Burgundy brunch   10/10/14 ... Comical Marketing Idea   10/10/14 Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/10/14 ... fragrant umber plaza stain   10/10/14 Do it for yourself, do it for each other. Bat shit crazy brethren   10/10/14 Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu... Smoky corner volcanic crater   10/10/14 TY, brother. That was deep. dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/10/14 Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread Smoky corner volcanic crater   10/10/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/10/14 180 thread have a great weekend bro Wild hell feces   10/10/14 UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ... maroon multi-billionaire   10/10/14 your mom knows and she is very proud Nudist lascivious spot   10/10/14 This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ... Cracking meetinghouse juggernaut   10/10/14 ... histrionic nowag   10/11/14 so rong, so rite heady rigor corn cake   10/11/14 give in to nature, brother. Chrome buck-toothed school goyim   10/10/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/10/14 ... Comical Marketing Idea   10/10/14 take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.... cerebral brindle business firm toaster   10/10/14 work out first, then skip the shower. Chrome buck-toothed school goyim   10/10/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/10/14 Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc... Comical Marketing Idea   10/10/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/10/14 What's for dinner? Cowardly clear faggot firefighter fat ankles   10/10/14 Jack off in the shampoo bottle Smoky corner volcanic crater   10/10/14 Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it... startling principal's office half-breed   10/10/14 180 black irradiated shrine   10/10/14 Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he... Startled Vigorous Mexican   10/10/14 This can be their Columbus Day thing. flatulent mahogany university national security agency   10/10/14 she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she... exciting mischievous property   10/10/14 she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him... startling principal's office half-breed   10/10/14 ... flatulent mahogany university national security agency   10/10/14 why would u go to jail bro big keepsake machete   10/10/14 even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe. silver irate regret   10/10/14 She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,... adventurous main people   10/10/14 wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ... big keepsake machete   10/10/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre... big keepsake machete   10/10/14 ... flatulent mahogany university national security agency   10/10/14 it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj... heady rigor corn cake   10/11/14 UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom... maroon multi-billionaire   10/11/14 *poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning... Pale genital piercing whorehouse   10/11/14 Thank you for making a sad old man laugh. floppy address   10/11/14 And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho... maroon multi-billionaire   10/11/14 omg exciting mischievous property   10/11/14 wtfffff, this cannot be real yapping useless brakes   10/11/14 HAHAHAHAHA orange skinny woman   10/11/14 Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your... Dashing State   10/11/14 ... Chrome buck-toothed school goyim   10/11/14 ... orange skinny woman   10/11/14 this isn't box but otherwise cr flickering filthpig dog poop   10/11/14 ... flatulent mahogany university national security agency   10/11/14 honored but this isn't my work Awkward senate quadroon   10/18/14 ... stimulating geriatric dopamine theater stage   04/01/22 I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love... Pearl Gunner Box Office   10/11/14 oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt. Wonderful coiffed kitchen tattoo   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 ... carnelian medicated mediation piazza   10/27/14 agreed, best thread of 2014 already Electric Voyeur   10/11/14 Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi... orange skinny woman   10/11/14 Creampie pics exciting mischievous property   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position Electric Voyeur   10/11/14 ... Exhilarant casino   10/11/14 ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut Grizzly pit telephone   10/11/14 Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful Smoky corner volcanic crater   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 ... Apoplectic Jewess   11/21/15 ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 ... histrionic nowag   10/11/14 ... flatulent mahogany university national security agency   10/11/14 ... Grizzly pit telephone   10/11/14 *Claps while holding onto pants with one hand* carnelian medicated mediation piazza   10/27/14 lmfao bateful windowlicker   10/11/14 amazing talented ape home   10/11/14 Holy shit, can't stop LOLing Comical Marketing Idea   10/11/14 180 adventurous main people   10/11/14 ... soul-stirring plum internal respiration   10/11/14 ... flatulent mahogany university national security agency   10/11/14 OH GOD, OH- carnelian medicated mediation piazza   10/27/14 OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu... claret contagious stag film   10/11/14 Not the point you turd Pearl Gunner Box Office   10/11/14 FUCKING DOOBS orange skinny woman   10/11/14 nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l... Grizzly pit telephone   10/11/14 Seriously. dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you... Wonderful coiffed kitchen tattoo   10/11/14 ... flickering filthpig dog poop   10/11/14 180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime. Vibrant office laser beams   10/11/14 long overdue 180 to this one infuriating jade temple sandwich   03/28/16 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 ... big keepsake machete   10/11/14 fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ... Saffron partner old irish cottage   10/11/14 ... charismatic ocher church trust fund   10/11/14 ... big keepsake machete   10/11/14 plz poast motley avocado range   10/11/14 must need fap soon. charismatic ocher church trust fund   10/11/14 co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS Mewling background story   10/11/14 Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle... Fuchsia dilemma azn   10/11/14 somebody pls respond sooty galvanic degenerate   10/11/14 For the love of god Comical Marketing Idea   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 lol the loving detail that went into this description, man Grizzly pit telephone   10/11/14 you're a good dood sooty galvanic degenerate   10/11/14 I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea... maroon multi-billionaire   10/11/14 good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast Smoky corner volcanic crater   10/11/14 180 this thread is delivering. Charcoal field headpube   10/11/14 I BELIEVE Titillating Tanning Salon   10/11/14 describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i... Exhilarant casino   10/11/14 plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again Mewling background story   10/11/14 1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin... Bat shit crazy brethren   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL Comical Marketing Idea   10/11/14 FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY histrionic nowag   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 lol 180 Grizzly pit telephone   10/11/14 OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand... Fuchsia dilemma azn   10/11/14 (NOT a Lannister fan) dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 ... glittery submissive kitty   10/11/14 poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity Bat shit crazy brethren   10/11/14 please delete. Let him write the story. rose gas station   10/11/14 lol at people ITT believing the OP well done peach trailer park son of senegal   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 never claimed to be a flame scholar peach trailer park son of senegal   10/11/14 uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180 Zombie-like nursing home   10/11/14 this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla... chestnut blood rage   10/11/14 (bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation... Bat shit crazy brethren   10/11/14 (evan39) Filthy karate   10/11/14 you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X... exciting mischievous property   10/11/14 it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa... chestnut blood rage   10/11/14 http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg lake stead   10/11/14 keeping it real rose gas station   10/11/14 ... Mewling background story   10/11/14 cr purple incel garrison   10/11/14 Amen. white candlestick maker native   10/11/14 lol cr Thriller theater   10/11/14 ... aggressive cruise ship   10/11/14 ... Grizzly pit telephone   10/11/14 ... flatulent mahogany university national security agency   10/11/14 ... carnelian medicated mediation piazza   10/27/14 i can't see how this could end badly sooty galvanic degenerate   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 it's fucking awesome Snowy milk   10/11/14 it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th... sooty galvanic degenerate   10/11/14 " who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap... exciting mischievous property   10/11/14 this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure... sooty galvanic degenerate   10/11/14 what makes you an expert on consensual incest? exciting mischievous property   10/11/14 i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee... sooty galvanic degenerate   10/11/14 i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ... Snowy milk   10/11/14 180 church building foreskin   10/11/14 if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir... sooty galvanic degenerate   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ... Bull Headed Lavender Stage   10/11/14 ... Snowy milk   10/11/14 (Really gullible person) big keepsake machete   10/11/14 On the other hand....YOLO! Fuchsia dilemma azn   10/11/14 counterpoint: they should do it Snowy milk   10/11/14 fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou... sooty galvanic degenerate   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year... Comical Marketing Idea   10/11/14 ... Bat shit crazy brethren   10/11/14 there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ... Filthy karate   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid... Exhilarant casino   10/11/14 lol well-lubricated lime national police squad   10/11/14 underrated Alcoholic Idiot   10/11/14 ... double fault   10/12/14 ... carnelian medicated mediation piazza   10/27/14 itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters Excitant Pontificating Stage   10/11/14 So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school? dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 ... Comical Marketing Idea   10/11/14 hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi... Excitant Pontificating Stage   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight Excitant Pontificating Stage   10/11/14 ... carnelian medicated mediation piazza   10/27/14 lol Adulterous market newt   10/11/14 If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology Dashing State   10/11/14 Can I please have my dildo back? citrine pisswyrm famous landscape painting   10/11/14 ... Hospital Rigpig   10/11/14 180 Charcoal field headpube   10/11/14 180 Zombie-like nursing home   10/11/14 180 Grizzly pit telephone   10/11/14 ... aggressive cruise ship   10/11/14 This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu... balding macaca black woman   10/11/14 ... house crotch   10/11/14 that was a good thread Grizzly pit telephone   10/11/14 This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt. Razzmatazz Hominid Round Eye   10/12/14 UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw... maroon multi-billionaire   10/11/14 Nicely slow-played, OP. Fuchsia dilemma azn   10/11/14 ... Chrome buck-toothed school goyim   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 180 Charcoal field headpube   10/11/14 OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni... Fuchsia dilemma azn   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ... Fuchsia dilemma azn   10/11/14 I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f... Lemon fighting yarmulke organic girlfriend   10/11/14 Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d... splenetic doobsian prole   10/11/14 Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 u sir are the stockton to OP's malone Bat shit crazy brethren   10/11/14 ... Smoky corner volcanic crater   10/11/14 I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team. dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 ... big keepsake machete   10/11/14 ... carnelian medicated mediation piazza   10/27/14 This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr... big keepsake machete   10/11/14 This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on... big keepsake machete   10/11/14 Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 Go on... carnelian medicated mediation piazza   10/27/14 ... Lemon fighting yarmulke organic girlfriend   10/11/14 Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight Smoky corner volcanic crater   10/11/14 "So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai... High-end Jew   10/11/14 ... Smoky corner volcanic crater   10/11/14 Brother, it was like you were actually there. dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com... splenetic doobsian prole   10/11/14 Yessir. High-end Jew   10/11/14 Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don... Exhilarant casino   10/11/14 ... flickering filthpig dog poop   10/11/14 ... flatulent mahogany university national security agency   10/11/14 Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER. bisexual bistre coffee pot   10/12/14 ... carnelian medicated mediation piazza   10/27/14 ... double fault   10/12/14 ... carnelian medicated mediation piazza   10/27/14 Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ... big keepsake machete   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 lol incestmos yapping useless brakes   10/11/14 Greatest flame thread in XO history? aggressive cruise ship   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti... big keepsake machete   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t... big keepsake machete   10/11/14 TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people splenetic doobsian prole   10/11/14 Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr... big keepsake machete   10/11/14 the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h... Grizzly pit telephone   10/11/14 JFC, that was a great thread carnelian medicated mediation piazza   10/27/14 op, does scott and his sister still live in your town? Zombie-like nursing home   10/11/14 ... Fishy Party Of The First Part   10/11/14 How has no one reposted the pic Sapphire theatre   10/11/14 ... Fishy Party Of The First Part   10/11/14 Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker big keepsake machete   10/11/14 ... Chrome buck-toothed school goyim   10/11/14 Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?... big keepsake machete   10/11/14 God fucking dammit spectacular stock car twinkling uncleanness   10/11/14 What the fuck - it's doobs!! Pearl Gunner Box Office   10/11/14 anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo... yapping useless brakes   10/11/14 UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off... maroon multi-billionaire   10/11/14 cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa... Grizzly pit telephone   10/11/14 lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap... Lemon fighting yarmulke organic girlfriend   10/11/14 Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to... Bat shit crazy brethren   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 ... diverse ceo   10/11/14 Get help Doobs/Box Greedy Messiness   10/11/14 more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this.... Saffron partner old irish cottage   10/11/14 motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust... Saffron partner old irish cottage   10/11/14 UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ... maroon multi-billionaire   10/11/14 in on epic thread zippy bat-shit-crazy therapy resort   10/11/14 ... Burgundy brunch   10/11/14 ... flatulent mahogany university national security agency   10/11/14 Oh my Smoky corner volcanic crater   10/11/14 omg Slippery Ticket Booth   10/11/14 ... Khaki site shitlib   10/11/14 delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ... Grizzly pit telephone   10/11/14 seriously. the man has a family, after all. Fuchsia dilemma azn   10/11/14 BAW GAWD Smoky corner volcanic crater   10/11/14 ... flatulent mahogany university national security agency   10/11/14 Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 What the fuck is going on adventurous main people   10/11/14 there's to be a fuck going on alright Slippery Ticket Booth   10/11/14 WHAT IN THE 180 buff athletic conference   10/11/14 GOOD LUCK, BROTHER impressive autistic locus really tough guy   10/11/14 what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone... startling principal's office half-breed   10/11/14 Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a... zippy bat-shit-crazy therapy resort   10/11/14 By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th... fluffy base hunting ground   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin... Pale genital piercing whorehouse   10/11/14 ... Excitant Pontificating Stage   10/11/14 Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 ... Topaz Depressive Boistinker   10/12/14 thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man. Startled Vigorous Mexican   10/11/14 i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there... mauve new version   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 ... aggressive cruise ship   10/11/14 ungh so hard now. Razzle At-the-ready Indian Lodge   10/11/14 wtf impertinent walnut elastic band step-uncle's house   10/11/14 Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI... amber liquid oxygen deer antler   10/11/14 bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ... Pale genital piercing whorehouse   10/11/14 Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait... amber liquid oxygen deer antler   10/11/14 Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'... citrine pisswyrm famous landscape painting   10/11/14 ... Grizzly pit telephone   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 iwanttobelieve.jpg Grizzly pit telephone   10/11/14 http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_... startling principal's office half-breed   10/11/14 Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin... splenetic doobsian prole   10/11/14 was the Lucio moniker doobs? black irradiated shrine   10/11/14 That's what I thought splenetic doobsian prole   10/11/14 what lucio moniker? wat poast? Pale genital piercing whorehouse   10/11/14 I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ... buff athletic conference   10/11/14 Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it. splenetic doobsian prole   10/11/14 ... Grizzly pit telephone   10/11/14 The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac... Lemon fighting yarmulke organic girlfriend   10/11/14 Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G... buff athletic conference   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 ... big keepsake machete   10/11/14 Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so... citrine pisswyrm famous landscape painting   10/11/14 Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you. dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 ... Grizzly pit telephone   10/11/14 You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof... striped hyena point   10/11/14 CRIMINALLY underrated poast coral giraffe wrinkle   11/21/15 ... High-end Jew   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 gtfo Mewling background story   10/12/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ... haunting house-broken sanctuary   10/11/14 Holy shit Pearl Gunner Box Office   10/11/14 ? Maniacal shimmering set reading party   10/11/14 ... Shaky Area   10/11/14 180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ... cream   10/11/14 i think it is :( Filthy karate   10/11/14 If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ... cream   10/11/14 good self deprecation Slippery Ticket Booth   10/11/14 ... Shaky Area   10/11/14 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU Swollen Gold Antidepressant Drug   10/11/14 lol Grizzly pit telephone   10/12/14 180, this is a goat thread aggressive cruise ship   10/12/14 180 Flesh generalized bond   10/12/14 update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie... maroon multi-billionaire   10/11/14 120 green marvelous codepig chapel   10/11/14 Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ... Smoky corner volcanic crater   10/11/14 Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li... aggressive cruise ship   10/11/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/11/14 what song is playing? aggressive cruise ship   10/11/14 Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u Bat shit crazy brethren   10/11/14 dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick... Bronze Travel Guidebook   10/12/14 ... orange skinny woman   10/12/14 being too drunk is going to ruin this Slate Fiercely-loyal Chad Pocket Flask   10/12/14 u need to fuck ur sister u owe us Snowy milk   10/12/14 ... Saffron partner old irish cottage   12/06/14 ... orange skinny woman   10/12/14 shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her... Cordovan Roommate   10/12/14 Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht... Garnet abusive mental disorder   10/12/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/12/14 Holy shit holy shit maroon multi-billionaire   10/12/14 Well!? spectacular stock car twinkling uncleanness   10/12/14 ... orange skinny woman   10/12/14 plz respond Snowy milk   10/12/14 I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the... Transparent Preventive Strike Digit Ratio   10/12/14 just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro. flickering filthpig dog poop   10/12/14 Well? Startled Vigorous Mexican   10/12/14 It is the clutch situation of the season. ... Tripping   10/12/14 what's it gonna be boy Maniacal shimmering set reading party   10/12/14 180000000 Charcoal field headpube   10/12/14 ?? Jet puppy   10/12/14 ??? ! ??? flatulent mahogany university national security agency   10/12/14 Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/12/14 more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th... lilac disrespectful place of business   10/12/14 Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as... adventurous main people   10/12/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/12/14 K, ty. adventurous main people   10/12/14 Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/12/14 Double post, sorry. adventurous main people   10/12/14 My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe... maroon multi-billionaire   10/12/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/12/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/12/14 ...this is getting dark Mewling background story   10/12/14 right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given... Maniacal shimmering set reading party   10/12/14 As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps? dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/12/14 ... Smoky corner volcanic crater   10/12/14 ... fluffy base hunting ground   10/12/14 She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d... High-end Jew   10/12/14 please proceed. tyia rose gas station   10/12/14 Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ... Slate Fiercely-loyal Chad Pocket Flask   10/12/14 yeah, and after everyone warned him!! sooty galvanic degenerate   10/12/14 she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180 Filthy karate   10/12/14 please continue double fault   10/12/14 "I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think... Snowy milk   10/12/14 "I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th... High-end Jew   10/12/14 I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro tan associate kitty cat   10/12/14 (Lannister Fan) dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/12/14 ... big keepsake machete   10/12/14 go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg... exciting mischievous property   10/12/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/12/14 link for research poirposes? big keepsake machete   10/12/14 UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'... ivory erotic scourge upon the earth   10/12/14 (guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ... maroon multi-billionaire   10/12/14 (guy taking his flame way too seriously) ivory erotic scourge upon the earth   10/12/14 sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma... maroon multi-billionaire   10/12/14 WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story! Electric Voyeur   10/12/14 I don't know what to think anymore tan associate kitty cat   10/12/14 ty Exhilarant casino   10/12/14 Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th... tan associate kitty cat   10/12/14 To get the deets on the Columbus day thing ivory erotic scourge upon the earth   10/12/14 And scene. aggressive cruise ship   10/12/14 nigger Exhilarant casino   10/12/14 Wait, you're not OP? Dick move. aggressive cruise ship   10/12/14 This post is NON-CANNON aggressive cruise ship   10/12/14 It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened ivory erotic scourge upon the earth   10/12/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/12/14 ... peach trailer park son of senegal   10/12/14 ... aggressive cruise ship   10/12/14 Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/12/14 ... Pale genital piercing whorehouse   10/12/14 real update, plz? sooty galvanic degenerate   10/12/14 Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ... private investor persian   10/12/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/12/14 Post 600! dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/12/14 you guys realize this is all flame, right? flirting kink-friendly   10/12/14 they wall want to fuck their sisters tho impertinent walnut elastic band step-uncle's house   10/12/14 You don't? Supple Location   10/12/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/12/14 FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung... maroon multi-billionaire   10/12/14 ... High-end Jew   10/12/14 wtf big keepsake machete   10/12/14 youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu... Excitant Pontificating Stage   10/12/14 need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ... big keepsake machete   10/12/14 that stupid shit screamed tbf to me Excitant Pontificating Stage   10/12/14 ... Bronze Travel Guidebook   10/12/14 cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica... claret contagious stag film   10/12/14 also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so... Excitant Pontificating Stage   10/12/14 Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like... buff athletic conference   10/12/14 sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ... Excitant Pontificating Stage   10/12/14 def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere claret contagious stag film   10/12/14 this ending isn't very satisfying exciting mischievous property   10/12/14 cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o... Chrome buck-toothed school goyim   10/12/14 it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and... Nudist lascivious spot   10/12/14 ... Razzmatazz Hominid Round Eye   10/12/14 gross man thats ur sister amethyst doctorate   10/12/14 did u fuck or not Exhilarant casino   10/12/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/12/14 180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we... big keepsake machete   10/12/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/12/14 120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa... striped hyena point   10/12/14 OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to... mauve new version   10/12/14 The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th... Fuchsia dilemma azn   10/12/14 Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti... tan associate kitty cat   10/12/14 ... coral giraffe wrinkle   11/21/15 ... al sapienza   10/06/25 I like it. Good luck brother. aggressive cruise ship   10/12/14 You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl... Dashing State   10/12/14 This is a great guess. flatulent mahogany university national security agency   10/13/14 180, ty. adventurous main people   10/12/14 brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for... Sable water buffalo   10/12/14 180 Internet-worthy Community Account   10/08/16 This conclusion has aged surprisingly well self-centered international law enforcement agency   10/31/16 ... coral giraffe wrinkle   10/09/18 Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m... naked coldplay fan pervert   10/11/21 i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a... sticky french chef   10/12/14 "A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world... house crotch   10/12/14 Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or... buff athletic conference   10/12/14 love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t... Nudist lascivious spot   10/12/14 titc analysis Awkward senate quadroon   10/18/14 ... coral giraffe wrinkle   10/09/18 well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ... Startled Vigorous Mexican   10/12/14 A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de... Mewling background story   10/13/14 OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns... Topaz Depressive Boistinker   10/13/14 Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ... citrine pisswyrm famous landscape painting   10/13/14 ? Topaz Depressive Boistinker   10/13/14 ... dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse   10/27/14 ... tan associate kitty cat   12/06/14 The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho... Bat shit crazy brethren   12/06/14 no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T... startling principal's office half-breed   12/06/14 ... big keepsake machete   04/07/15 ... house crotch   04/11/15 http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz... Bipolar onyx masturbator   04/22/15 ... Jet puppy   05/17/15 ... Cerise   06/04/15 Not flame. Bat shit crazy brethren   08/18/15 update? Slimy Ladyboy Turdskin   10/06/15 ... hissy fit   10/11/15 How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year? tan associate kitty cat   10/11/15 ... Slippery Ticket Booth   10/12/15 Columbus day bump. Drab Painfully Honest Cuckoldry   10/12/15 bump Maniacal shimmering set reading party   11/21/15 HAPPY THANKSGIVING! domesticated gaming laptop   11/25/15 ... big keepsake machete   12/24/15 Much better sistr thrras big keepsake machete   12/27/15 ... Cerise   03/10/16 the beginning of the degenerate era scarlet sound barrier   03/10/16 ... beady-eyed hall   03/28/16 ... Crimson Orchestra Pit   06/27/16 PotY 2014 Orchid faggotry   06/27/16 ... Topaz Depressive Boistinker   08/21/16 ... canary wagecucks   08/22/16 god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening... big keepsake machete   08/22/16 ... Cheese-eating idea he suggested   09/13/16 fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck factory reset button gaping   09/13/16 I;ve been here too long. cruel-hearted psychic haunted graveyard   09/13/16 this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa... factory reset button gaping   09/13/16 reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit... Cheese-eating idea he suggested   09/13/16 ... carnelian medicated mediation piazza   09/13/16 so who was the author, TBF? Cheese-eating idea he suggested   09/13/16 Game of "" Iridescent Fortuitous Meteor Tank   09/13/16 i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt? Cheese-eating idea he suggested   09/13/16 ... Rusted   09/13/16 the author is definitely tbtp canary wagecucks   09/13/16 ... hissy fit   10/08/16 The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve... magical mentally impaired lodge   10/08/16 did they have a midget sibling, too? Nudist lascivious spot   10/31/16 :-) Dun useless ratface   10/08/16 still GOAT POTUS thread big keepsake machete   10/31/16 The POTUS of XODUS Dun useless ratface   10/31/16 you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...   10/31/16 ... coral giraffe wrinkle   10/09/18 ... Razzmatazz Hominid Round Eye   11/21/16 ... big keepsake machete   01/10/17 ... Blue Narrow-minded Gay Wizard   02/04/17 ... Razzmatazz Hominid Round Eye   02/04/17 ... Dun useless ratface   02/04/17 Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen Slap-happy Henna Weed Whacker   02/04/17 ... Dun useless ratface   02/04/17 ... Dun useless ratface   02/04/17 ...   02/05/17 ... Dun useless ratface   02/08/17 ... Violent Hairy Legs Dragon   06/28/17 ... jap becky   08/24/17 San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In... Obsidian Halford   09/01/17 how has this not been bumped yet today ruby dingle berry   10/09/17 I can never remember the title keywords ty Slap-happy Henna Weed Whacker   10/09/17 Columbus Day BUMP yapping useless brakes   10/09/17 There should be a Christmas episode of this story. demanding pozpig   12/18/17 ... Elite Violent Alpha   01/06/18 Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much Pearly Nofapping   01/06/18 ... Rusted   02/06/18 ... talented ape home   06/12/18 pre-columbus day bump   10/06/18 4 year bump Obsidian Halford   10/09/18 Happy Columbus Day! duck-like lettuce bbw   10/09/18 ... French Sepia Heaven Mother   10/17/18 ... deranged   05/19/19 ... stimulating geriatric dopamine theater stage   05/19/19 ... buff athletic conference   10/14/19 ... big keepsake machete   05/05/20 ... big-titted knife   06/28/20 ... Misunderstood indirect expression   06/29/20 ... buff athletic conference   07/10/20 ... chocolate pea-brained station   10/10/20 Happy early Columbus Day to you too mustard queen of the night   10/10/20 where are we on this? potus   10/10/20 TITCR Sinister   02/17/21 ... duck-like lettuce bbw   10/08/21 ... arrogant indigo   02/17/21 ... buff athletic conference   10/11/21 So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu... sienna judgmental boltzmann library   10/11/21 The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi... free-loading   10/11/21 Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum... free-loading   10/11/21 ... duck-like lettuce bbw   10/07/22 ... glassy   12/02/21 ... Bright   10/07/22 fuck we missed Columbus Day Ruddy hilarious   10/07/22 Man this makes me feel old factory reset button gaping   10/07/22 Happy Columbus Day! violet   10/10/22 ... glassy   10/10/22 One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ... glassy   11/23/22 ... diverse ceo   05/06/23 ... twisted beta   05/06/23 Time flies up-to-no-good   05/06/23 This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's... Drab Painfully Honest Cuckoldry   05/06/23 ... Bright   10/09/23 best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ... Ruddy hilarious   10/09/23 ... goy orbison   10/06/25 My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis... Maize   10/09/23 ...   10/10/23 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI primrose   10/20/23 ...   10/20/23 ... Dun useless ratface   10/20/23 DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME   10/20/23 ... glassy   10/20/23 ... duck-like lettuce bbw   10/20/23 ...   10/13/24 I was thinking about this thread earlier today very tactful   10/13/24 I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/ maroon multi-billionaire   10/13/24 good work, i remember this thread diverse ceo   10/13/24 Almost that time of year again ⛵️ al sapienza   10/06/25 Poast new message in this thread Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: maroon multi-billionaire before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too" Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this. 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I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs. Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid. But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message. conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486020) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486040) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM Author: Zombie-like nursing home HOW much younger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486042) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: maroon multi-billionaire 11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest. 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How attractive is she? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26485987) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM Author: Hyperactive dead menage not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498484) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM Author: Chrome buck-toothed school goyim ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498488) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: Hyperactive dead menage imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets. 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EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486168) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: maroon multi-billionaire yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486174) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486184) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: Cracking meetinghouse juggernaut lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486177) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486194) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM Author: Grizzly pit telephone cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?" 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486312) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM Author: Grizzly pit telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486470) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: infuriating jade temple sandwich 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486222) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM Author: French Sepia Heaven Mother 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486327) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: big keepsake machete 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486350) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: Chartreuse center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26486359) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM Author: big keepsake machete what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder??? 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Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about. http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488015) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM Author: Maniacal shimmering set reading party LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488047) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488378) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: concupiscible hairless cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489504) Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: carnelian medicated mediation piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597194) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM Author: Grizzly pit telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488455) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: Alcoholic Idiot oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show? 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She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth. Easily the most rational explanation. What exactly are you driving at, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489700) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: Comical Marketing Idea I like this theory. Keep the dream alive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489830) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: aggressive cruise ship "MUCH more likely" tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499062) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM Author: Alcoholic Idiot well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488747) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488761) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM Author: amethyst doctorate there's prime real estate for sale further up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488837) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM Author: maroon multi-billionaire UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488806) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Chrome buck-toothed school goyim backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488817) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: maroon multi-billionaire fuckk me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488825) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: Chrome buck-toothed school goyim you have to fuck her now, it's done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488831) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM Author: Exhilarant casino i know u IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488979) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM Author: fragrant umber plaza stain god's work, friend OP- dem titties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488988) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489114) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM Author: exciting mischievous property unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489149) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM Author: concupiscible hairless cuckold *unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489565) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM Author: Ultramarine Bespoke Institution Fanboi WTF NOOOOOO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491508) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM Author: Burgundy brunch fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491543) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM Author: Mewling background story fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497524) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: adventurous main people Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26488822) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489289) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM Author: Slate Fiercely-loyal Chad Pocket Flask multiple lols from reading this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489033) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM Author: Exhilarant casino discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489069) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Exhilarant casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26490008) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM Author: mind-boggling honey-headed locale electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489185) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: Chrome buck-toothed school goyim i could see it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489211) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM Author: passionate rehab SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489544) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM Author: big keepsake machete BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489295) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM Author: flatulent mahogany university national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489569) Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM Author: Appetizing wine sneaky criminal *ZOZO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30804700) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM Author: Dashing State (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489820) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: fragrant umber plaza stain OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489831) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: costumed rough-skinned sex offender The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26489991) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: sick curious dysfunction death wish gunna need to see that pic again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26490004) Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM Author: Jet puppy WTF? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491121) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM Author: maroon multi-billionaire UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT. Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491617) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM Author: Jet puppy listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491646) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM Author: Chrome buck-toothed school goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491657) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: Filthy karate 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491648) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM Author: Burgundy brunch post the pic again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491664) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM Author: Comical Marketing Idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494388) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness. Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies You've come this far... See where it goes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26491732) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM Author: fragrant umber plaza stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492491) Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: Bat shit crazy brethren Do it for yourself, do it for each other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492767) Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: Smoky corner volcanic crater Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26492831) Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse TY, brother. That was deep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26493192) Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM Author: Smoky corner volcanic crater Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26493438) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494371) Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM Author: Wild hell feces 180 thread have a great weekend bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26493421) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM Author: maroon multi-billionaire UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell. When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?" I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?" "Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie. I sort of shrugged and died inside. So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494278) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM Author: Nudist lascivious spot your mom knows and she is very proud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494284) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Cracking meetinghouse juggernaut This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie. *dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl. Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494509) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: histrionic nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498370) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: heady rigor corn cake so rong, so rite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500303) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM Author: Chrome buck-toothed school goyim give in to nature, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494285) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494318) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Comical Marketing Idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494397) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: cerebral brindle business firm toaster take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494432) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM Author: Chrome buck-toothed school goyim work out first, then skip the shower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494435) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494438) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Comical Marketing Idea Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494507) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494587) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM Author: Cowardly clear faggot firefighter fat ankles What's for dinner? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494485) Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM Author: Smoky corner volcanic crater Jack off in the shampoo bottle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26494861) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM Author: startling principal's office half-breed Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495321) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: black irradiated shrine 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495335) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: Startled Vigorous Mexican Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495337) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: flatulent mahogany university national security agency This can be their Columbus Day thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495592) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: exciting mischievous property she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495341) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: startling principal's office half-breed she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495430) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: flatulent mahogany university national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495589) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: big keepsake machete why would u go to jail bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495433) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM Author: silver irate regret even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495456) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM Author: adventurous main people She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though, this is credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495448) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM Author: big keepsake machete wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495512) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496843) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM Author: big keepsake machete This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495568) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: flatulent mahogany university national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26495591) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM Author: heady rigor corn cake it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500312) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM Author: maroon multi-billionaire UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages http://imgur.com/4NSihYS Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496289) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: Pale genital piercing whorehouse *poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496310) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: floppy address Thank you for making a sad old man laugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497849) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: maroon multi-billionaire And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant. Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc http://imgur.com/JssgoKC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496312) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM Author: exciting mischievous property omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496318) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM Author: yapping useless brakes wtfffff, this cannot be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496320) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM Author: orange skinny woman HAHAHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496328) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM Author: Dashing State Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496345) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM Author: Chrome buck-toothed school goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496352) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: orange skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496359) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: flickering filthpig dog poop this isn't box but otherwise cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496400) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: flatulent mahogany university national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500279) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM Author: Awkward senate quadroon honored but this isn't my work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26544177) Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM Author: stimulating geriatric dopamine theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#44262399) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM Author: Pearl Gunner Box Office I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496368) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM Author: Wonderful coiffed kitchen tattoo oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496370) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496834) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: carnelian medicated mediation piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597571) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Electric Voyeur agreed, best thread of 2014 already (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496380) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: orange skinny woman Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496387) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: exciting mischievous property Creampie pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496393) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496836) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: Electric Voyeur Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496389) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: Exhilarant casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496396) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: Grizzly pit telephone ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496403) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: Smoky corner volcanic crater Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496405) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498779) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM Author: Apoplectic Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29224039) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496820) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM Author: histrionic nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498388) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: flatulent mahogany university national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500288) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM Author: Grizzly pit telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500336) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM Author: carnelian medicated mediation piazza *Claps while holding onto pants with one hand* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597573) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM Author: bateful windowlicker lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497644) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: talented ape home amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498221) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM Author: Comical Marketing Idea Holy shit, can't stop LOLing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498308) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: adventurous main people 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498537) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: soul-stirring plum internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498899) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: flatulent mahogany university national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500285) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: carnelian medicated mediation piazza OH GOD, OH- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597570) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM Author: claret contagious stag film OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA" http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2 So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt. But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496417) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: Pearl Gunner Box Office Not the point you turd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496425) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM Author: orange skinny woman FUCKING DOOBS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496428) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM Author: Grizzly pit telephone nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496433) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse Seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496829) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM Author: Wonderful coiffed kitchen tattoo did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money. now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously? don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496456) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM Author: flickering filthpig dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496469) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM Author: Vibrant office laser beams 180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496578) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM Author: infuriating jade temple sandwich long overdue 180 to this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30156643) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496823) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496830) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM Author: big keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496986) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM Author: Saffron partner old irish cottage fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch imgur that shit now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496941) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM Author: charismatic ocher church trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496946) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM Author: big keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26496980) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM Author: motley avocado range plz poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497016) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM Author: charismatic ocher church trust fund must need fap soon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497019) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM Author: Mewling background story co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497528) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted. This is his sister, after all. Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497569) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: Fuchsia dilemma azn short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497579) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM Author: sooty galvanic degenerate somebody pls respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497908) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: Comical Marketing Idea For the love of god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498321) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498565) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: Grizzly pit telephone lol the loving detail that went into this description, man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499449) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM Author: sooty galvanic degenerate you're a good dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499554) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM Author: maroon multi-billionaire I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff. But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically. And no Im not Box. I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine. What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it. My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497431) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM Author: Smoky corner volcanic crater good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497438) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM Author: Charcoal field headpube 180 this thread is delivering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497439) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM Author: Titillating Tanning Salon I BELIEVE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497503) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM Author: Exhilarant casino describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497516) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM Author: Mewling background story plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497530) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM Author: Bat shit crazy brethren 1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497534) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497552) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: Comical Marketing Idea THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498331) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM Author: histrionic nowag FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498430) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498913) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM Author: Grizzly pit telephone lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499453) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM Author: Fuchsia dilemma azn OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497540) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (NOT a Lannister fan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497553) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM Author: glittery submissive kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497700) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM Author: Bat shit crazy brethren poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497582) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM Author:  rose gas station please delete. Let him write the story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497622) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM Author: peach trailer park son of senegal lol at people ITT believing the OP well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497593) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497728) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM Author: peach trailer park son of senegal never claimed to be a flame scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497740) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM Author: Zombie-like nursing home uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497597) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM Author: chestnut blood rage this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497652) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM Author: Bat shit crazy brethren (bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497663) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: Filthy karate (evan39) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497667) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: exciting mischievous property you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497671) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM Author: chestnut blood rage it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497713) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: lake stead http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497668) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM Author:  rose gas station keeping it real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497677) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM Author: Mewling background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497688) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM Author: purple incel garrison cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497706) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM Author:  white candlestick maker native Amen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498325) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM Author: Thriller theater lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498476) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM Author: aggressive cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499065) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: Grizzly pit telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499460) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: flatulent mahogany university national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500290) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: carnelian medicated mediation piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597591) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM Author: sooty galvanic degenerate i can't see how this could end badly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497721) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497726) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM Author: Snowy milk it's fucking awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497737) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM Author: sooty galvanic degenerate it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497757) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM Author: exciting mischievous property " who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts" you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level. stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497797) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM Author: sooty galvanic degenerate this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different. i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497811) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: exciting mischievous property what makes you an expert on consensual incest? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497837) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM Author: sooty galvanic degenerate i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497845) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: Snowy milk i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497858) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM Author:  church building foreskin 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497907) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM Author: sooty galvanic degenerate if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497915) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497941) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: Bull Headed Lavender Stage Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498248) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM Author: Snowy milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498525) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: big keepsake machete (Really gullible person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497839) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: Fuchsia dilemma azn On the other hand....YOLO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497848) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: Snowy milk counterpoint: they should do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497854) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: sooty galvanic degenerate fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497860) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497946) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Comical Marketing Idea We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498400) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM Author: Bat shit crazy brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498967) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM Author: Filthy karate there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497745) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26497936) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM Author: Exhilarant casino i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her. the baby? ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498296) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM Author: well-lubricated lime national police squad lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498311) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: Alcoholic Idiot underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499834) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM Author:  double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503001) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: carnelian medicated mediation piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597595) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Excitant Pontificating Stage itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498397) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498496) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: Comical Marketing Idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498509) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM Author: Excitant Pontificating Stage hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498716) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498807) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: Excitant Pontificating Stage been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499051) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: carnelian medicated mediation piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597598) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: Adulterous market newt lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498543) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: Dashing State If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498514) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: citrine pisswyrm famous landscape painting Can I please have my dildo back? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498540) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM Author:  Hospital Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498578) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM Author: Charcoal field headpube 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498661) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM Author: Zombie-like nursing home 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498671) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: Grizzly pit telephone 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499459) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: aggressive cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500671) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM Author: balding macaca black woman This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498688) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM Author:  house crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498802) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM Author: Grizzly pit telephone that was a good thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499461) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM Author: Razzmatazz Hominid Round Eye This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502266) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM Author: maroon multi-billionaire UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow. My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!" She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch. "Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me. I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc. She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit. And she ran off upstairs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498881) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM Author: Fuchsia dilemma azn Nicely slow-played, OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498888) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: Chrome buck-toothed school goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498900) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498934) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM Author: Charcoal field headpube 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498939) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM Author: Fuchsia dilemma azn OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit? Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498993) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499009) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: Fuchsia dilemma azn I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499025) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499041) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM Author: Lemon fighting yarmulke organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499133) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author: splenetic doobsian prole Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?" Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498943) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking. Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue. Me: ironclad logic You: not understanding teen girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498954) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM Author: Bat shit crazy brethren u sir are the stockton to OP's malone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498964) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM Author: Smoky corner volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498972) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499028) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: big keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499030) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: carnelian medicated mediation piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597618) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM Author: big keepsake machete This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498980) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499002) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: big keepsake machete Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499021) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499033) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: carnelian medicated mediation piazza Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597620) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: Lemon fighting yarmulke organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498987) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author: Smoky corner volcanic crater Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26498944) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: High-end Jew "So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet. "Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging. "Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty. "Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced. "Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time." "Yeah." The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499013) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Smoky corner volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499040) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse Brother, it was like you were actually there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499061) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM Author: splenetic doobsian prole gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499103) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM Author: High-end Jew Yessir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499123) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: Exhilarant casino Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had* Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world Sister: Best Christmas EVER. **background music begins** "The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499158) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: flickering filthpig dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500183) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM Author: flatulent mahogany university national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500296) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM Author: bisexual bistre coffee pot Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502147) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: carnelian medicated mediation piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597630) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM Author:  double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503083) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: carnelian medicated mediation piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597624) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: big keepsake machete Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499038) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499047) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM Author: yapping useless brakes lol incestmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499073) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM Author: aggressive cruise ship Greatest flame thread in XO history? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499082) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499094) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: big keepsake machete Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499121) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499150) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: big keepsake machete Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499114) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: splenetic doobsian prole TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499146) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM Author: big keepsake machete Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499170) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM Author: Grizzly pit telephone the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499473) Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: carnelian medicated mediation piazza JFC, that was a great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597635) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: Zombie-like nursing home op, does scott and his sister still live in your town? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499153) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: Fishy Party Of The First Part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499393) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM Author: Sapphire theatre How has no one reposted the pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499378) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM Author: Fishy Party Of The First Part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499404) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM Author: big keepsake machete Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499411) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: Chrome buck-toothed school goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499415) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: big keepsake machete Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499423) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: spectacular stock car twinkling uncleanness God fucking dammit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499439) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Pearl Gunner Box Office What the fuck - it's doobs!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499422) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: yapping useless brakes anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499445) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: maroon multi-billionaire UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors. My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier. If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499458) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM Author: Grizzly pit telephone cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499480) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM Author: Lemon fighting yarmulke organic girlfriend lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499488) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: Bat shit crazy brethren Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked). We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499497) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499509) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: diverse ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499515) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM Author: Greedy Messiness Get help Doobs/Box (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499894) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM Author: Saffron partner old irish cottage more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499911) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM Author: Saffron partner old irish cottage motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26499897) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: maroon multi-billionaire UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP http://imgur.com/v85MYKO Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500210) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: zippy bat-shit-crazy therapy resort in on epic thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500256) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: Burgundy brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500258) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: flatulent mahogany university national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500271) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Smoky corner volcanic crater Oh my (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500272) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author:  Slippery Ticket Booth omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500274) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Khaki site shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500282) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Grizzly pit telephone delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500286) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM Author: Fuchsia dilemma azn seriously. the man has a family, after all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500313) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM Author: Smoky corner volcanic crater BAW GAWD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500378) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM Author: flatulent mahogany university national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500420) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500609) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: adventurous main people What the fuck is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500304) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM Author:  Slippery Ticket Booth there's to be a fuck going on alright (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500340) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM Author: buff athletic conference WHAT IN THE 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500367) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM Author: impressive autistic locus really tough guy GOOD LUCK, BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500369) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM Author: startling principal's office half-breed what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500432) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM Author: zippy bat-shit-crazy therapy resort Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500638) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM Author:  fluffy base hunting ground By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500443) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500460) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM Author: Pale genital piercing whorehouse fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500477) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM Author: Excitant Pontificating Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500548) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500598) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM Author: Topaz Depressive Boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503043) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM Author: Startled Vigorous Mexican thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500552) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM Author: mauve new version i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500606) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500620) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM Author: aggressive cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500691) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Razzle At-the-ready Indian Lodge ungh so hard now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500287) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM Author: impertinent walnut elastic band step-uncle's house wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500475) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM Author:  amber liquid oxygen deer antler Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500535) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM Author: Pale genital piercing whorehouse bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500542) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM Author:  amber liquid oxygen deer antler Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500560) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM Author: citrine pisswyrm famous landscape painting Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500590) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: Grizzly pit telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500635) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500601) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM Author: Grizzly pit telephone iwanttobelieve.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500637) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM Author: startling principal's office half-breed http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500655) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM Author: splenetic doobsian prole Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker? This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500653) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM Author: black irradiated shrine was the Lucio moniker doobs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500659) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: splenetic doobsian prole That's what I thought (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500677) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM Author: Pale genital piercing whorehouse what lucio moniker? wat poast? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500874) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM Author: buff athletic conference I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500694) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: splenetic doobsian prole Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500720) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: Grizzly pit telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500722) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM Author: Lemon fighting yarmulke organic girlfriend The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros: "If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500802) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM Author: buff athletic conference Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2 http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2 http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500836) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500847) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM Author: big keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501437) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM Author: citrine pisswyrm famous landscape painting Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500896) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500907) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM Author: Grizzly pit telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500922) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM Author:  striped hyena point You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501023) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM Author:  coral giraffe wrinkle CRIMINALLY underrated poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29224020) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: High-end Jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500908) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500914) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM Author: Mewling background story gtfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502766) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26500917) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: haunting house-broken sanctuary To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501046) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Pearl Gunner Box Office Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501100) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM Author: Maniacal shimmering set reading party ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501127) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM Author: Shaky Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501247) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM Author: cream 180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501111) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM Author: Filthy karate i think it is :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501118) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM Author: cream If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501123) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM Author:  Slippery Ticket Booth good self deprecation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501122) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM Author: Shaky Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501244) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM Author: Swollen Gold Antidepressant Drug http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501459) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: Grizzly pit telephone lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501784) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM Author: aggressive cruise ship 180, this is a goat thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501804) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM Author: Flesh generalized bond 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503168) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM Author: maroon multi-billionaire update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501346) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM Author: green marvelous codepig chapel 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501357) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM Author: Smoky corner volcanic crater Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501398) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM Author: aggressive cruise ship Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501409) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501390) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM Author: aggressive cruise ship what song is playing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501406) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM Author: Bat shit crazy brethren Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501461) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM Author:  Bronze Travel Guidebook dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501751) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM Author: orange skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501825) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: Slate Fiercely-loyal Chad Pocket Flask being too drunk is going to ruin this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501781) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM Author: Snowy milk u need to fuck ur sister u owe us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26501808) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM Author: Saffron partner old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26871037) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM Author: orange skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502005) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM Author:  Cordovan Roommate shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502007) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM Author: Garnet abusive mental disorder Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502013) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502136) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM Author: maroon multi-billionaire Holy shit holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502038) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM Author: spectacular stock car twinkling uncleanness Well!? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502044) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM Author: orange skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502073) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM Author: Snowy milk plz respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502103) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM Author: Transparent Preventive Strike Digit Ratio I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502109) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM Author: flickering filthpig dog poop just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502154) Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM Author: Startled Vigorous Mexican Well? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502278) Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM Author: Tripping It is the clutch situation of the season. They say The Jet's lost a step or two, but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here. The Jet's got a suicide lead and-- And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it! - He's stealing home! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502290) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM Author: Maniacal shimmering set reading party what's it gonna be boy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502482) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM Author: Charcoal field headpube 180000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502314) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM Author: Jet puppy ?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502410) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM Author: flatulent mahogany university national security agency ??? ! ??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502560) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED Give him some time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502780) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM Author: lilac disrespectful place of business more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502818) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM Author: adventurous main people Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502860) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502869) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM Author: adventurous main people K, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502872) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502874) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM Author: adventurous main people Double post, sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502895) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM Author: maroon multi-billionaire My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember. I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly. After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different." There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel." She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you". I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502885) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502889) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502913) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: Mewling background story ...this is getting dark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502891) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM Author: Maniacal shimmering set reading party right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503424) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502892) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: Smoky corner volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502900) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM Author:  fluffy base hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502973) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM Author: High-end Jew She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you". HOLY SHIT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26502982) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM Author:  rose gas station please proceed. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503006) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM Author: Slate Fiercely-loyal Chad Pocket Flask Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503048) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM Author: sooty galvanic degenerate yeah, and after everyone warned him!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503061) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM Author: Filthy karate she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503059) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM Author:  double fault please continue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503097) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: Snowy milk "I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." pretty sure that's rape bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503240) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM Author: High-end Jew "I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace." TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503578) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM Author: tan associate kitty cat I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503004) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (Lannister Fan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503024) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM Author: big keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503027) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: exciting mischievous property go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503206) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503209) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM Author: big keepsake machete link for research poirposes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503213) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM Author: ivory erotic scourge upon the earth UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503105) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM Author: maroon multi-billionaire (guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) fuck off if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503109) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: ivory erotic scourge upon the earth (guy taking his flame way too seriously) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503123) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: maroon multi-billionaire sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503129) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM Author: Electric Voyeur WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503270) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: tan associate kitty cat I don't know what to think anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503126) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM Author: Exhilarant casino ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503133) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM Author: tan associate kitty cat Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503116) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: ivory erotic scourge upon the earth To get the deets on the Columbus day thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503132) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM Author: aggressive cruise ship And scene. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503117) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: Exhilarant casino nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503131) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: aggressive cruise ship Wait, you're not OP? Dick move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503138) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: aggressive cruise ship This post is NON-CANNON (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503141) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: ivory erotic scourge upon the earth It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503148) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503185) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: peach trailer park son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503203) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: aggressive cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503266) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503160) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM Author: Pale genital piercing whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503537) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: sooty galvanic degenerate real update, plz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503170) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM Author:  private investor persian Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503323) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503473) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse Post 600! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503478) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM Author: flirting kink-friendly you guys realize this is all flame, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503875) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM Author: impertinent walnut elastic band step-uncle's house they wall want to fuck their sisters tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503879) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM Author: Supple Location You don't? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26503892) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504317) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: maroon multi-billionaire FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta. And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car. She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her. I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at. So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight. I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days. We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves. At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me. The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach. I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake. But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him. So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world." Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on. http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504154) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM Author: High-end Jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504162) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: big keepsake machete wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504166) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: Excitant Pontificating Stage youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504180) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: big keepsake machete need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504182) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM Author: Excitant Pontificating Stage that stupid shit screamed tbf to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504184) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author:  Bronze Travel Guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504265) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: claret contagious stag film cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504204) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Excitant Pontificating Stage also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504210) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: buff athletic conference Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504215) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: Excitant Pontificating Stage sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504218) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: claret contagious stag film def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504216) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM Author: exciting mischievous property this ending isn't very satisfying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504189) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Chrome buck-toothed school goyim cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504201) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Nudist lascivious spot it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames. it reminded me of this: It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504269) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM Author: Razzmatazz Hominid Round Eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504300) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: amethyst doctorate gross man thats ur sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504212) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM Author: Exhilarant casino did u fuck or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504256) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504312) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM Author: big keepsake machete 180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504325) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504336) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM Author:  striped hyena point 120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504346) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM Author: mauve new version OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504398) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: Fuchsia dilemma azn The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504436) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM Author: tan associate kitty cat Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due. A true 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504579) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM Author:  coral giraffe wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29224043) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM Author: al sapienza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49330102) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM Author: aggressive cruise ship I like it. Good luck brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504689) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: Dashing State You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26505288) Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM Author: flatulent mahogany university national security agency This is a great guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26512423) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: adventurous main people 180, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26505357) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM Author: Sable water buffalo brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26505500) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM Author: Internet-worthy Community Account 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586951) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM Author: self-centered international law enforcement agency This conclusion has aged surprisingly well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31767945) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM Author:  coral giraffe wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36990661) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM Author: naked coldplay fan pervert Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254552) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM Author: sticky french chef i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love. if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net. the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504444) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM Author:  house crotch "A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504594) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM Author: buff athletic conference Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504668) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: Nudist lascivious spot love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26504683) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM Author: Awkward senate quadroon titc analysis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26544302) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM Author:  coral giraffe wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36990680) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM Author: Startled Vigorous Mexican well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26505321) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Mewling background story A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26507722) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM Author: Topaz Depressive Boistinker OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26507734) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM Author: citrine pisswyrm famous landscape painting Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26507746) Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM Author: Topaz Depressive Boistinker ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26508482) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM Author: dark territorial immigrant bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26597580) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM Author: tan associate kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26870960) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: Bat shit crazy brethren The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26870979) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM Author: startling principal's office half-breed no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#26870989) Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM Author: big keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#27637414) Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM Author:  house crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#27669956) Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM Author: Bipolar onyx masturbator http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#27737048) Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM Author: Jet puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#27910458) Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM Author: Cerise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28043046) Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM Author: Bat shit crazy brethren Not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28575862) Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM Author: Slimy Ladyboy Turdskin update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28910271) Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM Author:  hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28945152) Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM Author: tan associate kitty cat How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28945193) Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM Author:  Slippery Ticket Booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28951145) Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM Author: Drab Painfully Honest Cuckoldry Columbus day bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#28952263) Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM Author: Maniacal shimmering set reading party bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29223927) Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM Author: domesticated gaming laptop HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29251784) Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM Author: big keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29447209) Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM Author: big keepsake machete Much better sistr thrras (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#29460236) Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM Author: Cerise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30027707) Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM Author: scarlet sound barrier the beginning of the degenerate era (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30027721) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM Author: beady-eyed hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30156360) Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM Author: Crimson Orchestra Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30804651) Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM Author: Orchid faggotry PotY 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#30804670) Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM Author: Topaz Depressive Boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31238170) Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM Author: canary wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31240080) Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM Author: big keepsake machete god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31240111) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: Cheese-eating idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398074) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM Author:  factory reset button gaping fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398080) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM Author: cruel-hearted psychic haunted graveyard I;ve been here too long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398112) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM Author:  factory reset button gaping this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398118) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM Author: Cheese-eating idea he suggested reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398121) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM Author: carnelian medicated mediation piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398922) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM Author: Cheese-eating idea he suggested so who was the author, TBF? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398132) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM Author:  Iridescent Fortuitous Meteor Tank Game of "" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398927) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM Author: Cheese-eating idea he suggested i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31398967) Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM Author: Rusted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31401436) Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM Author: canary wagecucks the author is definitely tbtp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31401520) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM Author:  hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586812) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM Author: magical mentally impaired lodge The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31586925) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM Author: Nudist lascivious spot did they have a midget sibling, too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31767975) Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM Author: Dun useless ratface :-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31591197) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM Author: big keepsake machete still GOAT POTUS thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31767987) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM Author: Dun useless ratface The POTUS of XODUS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31768006) Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM Author:  you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31771970) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM Author:  coral giraffe wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36990701) Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM Author: Razzmatazz Hominid Round Eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#31961309) Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM Author: big keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32343499) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM Author: Blue Narrow-minded Gay Wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32545952) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM Author: Razzmatazz Hominid Round Eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32545957) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM Author: Dun useless ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32545995) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM Author: Slap-happy Henna Weed Whacker Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32546004) Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM Author: Dun useless ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32546783) Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM Author: Dun useless ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32547714) Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM Author:  (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32548870) Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: Dun useless ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#32573656) Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM Author: Violent Hairy Legs Dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#33664076) Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM Author:  jap becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34062570) Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM Author: Obsidian Halford San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34116947) Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM Author: ruby dingle berry how has this not been bumped yet today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34401929) Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM Author: Slap-happy Henna Weed Whacker I can never remember the title keywords ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34401973) Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM Author: yapping useless brakes Columbus Day BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34404981) Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM Author: demanding pozpig There should be a Christmas episode of this story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#34949769) Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM Author: Elite Violent Alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#35093674) Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM Author: Pearly Nofapping Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#35093676) Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM Author: Rusted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#35338428) Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM Author: talented ape home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36233122) Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM Author:  pre-columbus day bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36976356) Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM Author: Obsidian Halford 4 year bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36989761) Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM Author: duck-like lettuce bbw Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#36989822) Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM Author: French Sepia Heaven Mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#37046584) Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM Author: deranged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#38256413) Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM Author: stimulating geriatric dopamine theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#38257003) Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM Author: buff athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#38974406) Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM Author: big keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#40152879) Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM Author: big-titted knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#40510638) Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM Author: Misunderstood indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#40518112) Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM Author: buff athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#40582879) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM Author: chocolate pea-brained station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41084600) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM Author:  mustard queen of the night Happy early Columbus Day to you too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41084634) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM Author:  potus where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41084602) Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM Author: Sinister TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41963692) Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM Author: duck-like lettuce bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43244384) Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM Author: arrogant indigo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#41963677) Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM Author: buff athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254123) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM Author: sienna judgmental boltzmann library So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254567) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM Author: free-loading The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254662) Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM Author: free-loading Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43254899) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: duck-like lettuce bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45297237) Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM Author: glassy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#43544409) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author:  Bright (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45297068) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author: Ruddy hilarious fuck we missed Columbus Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45297072) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author:  factory reset button gaping Man this makes me feel old (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45297247) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM Author: violet Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45309119) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM Author: glassy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45309181) Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM Author: glassy One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#45536449) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM Author: diverse ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46276193) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM Author: twisted beta (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46276167) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM Author:  up-to-no-good Time flies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46276172) Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM Author: Drab Painfully Honest Cuckoldry This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46276492) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM Author:  Bright (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46905907) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM Author: Ruddy hilarious best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46905917) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM Author: goy orbison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49330100) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM Author: Maize My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46905960) Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM Author:  (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46911844) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM Author: primrose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46962930) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM Author:  (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46962948) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM Author: Dun useless ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46962972) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM Author:  DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46962933) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM Author: glassy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46962936) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM Author: duck-like lettuce bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#46963013) Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM Author:  (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#48193545) Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM Author:  very tactful I was thinking about this thread earlier today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#48193551) Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM Author: maroon multi-billionaire I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#48194098) Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM Author: diverse ceo good work, i remember this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#48194099) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: al sapienza Almost that time of year again ⛵️ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/en-en/#49330062)