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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Magenta hairraiser step-uncle's house faggotry It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: swashbuckling effete love of her life athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Buck-toothed elite ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: aphrodisiac disturbing public bath pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: French space deer antler did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Multi-colored orchid cruise ship "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: concupiscible whorehouse (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle marketing idea "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Exciting bronze messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Pearl motley temple affirmative action (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Magenta hairraiser step-uncle's house faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: razzle maniacal dopamine reading party who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Magenta hairraiser step-uncle's house faggotry Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: razzle maniacal dopamine reading party whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Magenta hairraiser step-uncle's house faggotry CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: soul-stirring misunderstood national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: wild hateful institution sweet tailpipe 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Trip Misanthropic Shitlib Gas Station "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: soul-stirring misunderstood national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: primrose senate stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/en-en/#49335487) |