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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
Green station
  12/29/15
b!
Odious Brunch
  12/29/15
C
ocher razzle-dazzle mad cow disease meetinghouse
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Marvelous bat-shit-crazy faggot firefighter dilemma
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c
at-the-ready magical menage
  12/29/15
a
nighttime feces center
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a
charismatic hyperactive jew french chef
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
Odious Brunch
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
Green station
  12/29/15
...
Marvelous bat-shit-crazy faggot firefighter dilemma
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
Odious Brunch
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
very tactful peach space
  12/29/15
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Marvelous bat-shit-crazy faggot firefighter dilemma
  12/29/15
?
very tactful peach space
  12/29/15
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Marvelous bat-shit-crazy faggot firefighter dilemma
  12/29/15
You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
Green station
  12/29/15
...
Marvelous bat-shit-crazy faggot firefighter dilemma
  12/29/15
c for sure
very tactful peach space
  12/29/15
C
charismatic hyperactive jew french chef
  12/29/15
c
maniacal onyx really tough guy
  12/29/15
Xo
ocher razzle-dazzle mad cow disease meetinghouse
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chaturbate
arousing abode
  12/30/15
C!
Odious Brunch
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
Odious Brunch
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
geriatric trailer park mediation
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Marvelous bat-shit-crazy faggot firefighter dilemma
  12/29/15
...
ocher razzle-dazzle mad cow disease meetinghouse
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
maniacal onyx really tough guy
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
Iridescent diverse tattoo field
  12/29/15
lol ouch
Razzle cyan point black woman
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
very tactful peach space
  12/29/15
...
Mildly autistic heaven haunted graveyard
  12/30/15
...
Marvelous bat-shit-crazy faggot firefighter dilemma
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
White Patrolman
  12/30/15
You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
Green station
  12/30/15
2
Razzle cyan point black woman
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
White Patrolman
  12/30/15
police
arousing abode
  12/30/15
1
charismatic hyperactive jew french chef
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
ocher razzle-dazzle mad cow disease meetinghouse
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ocher razzle-dazzle mad cow disease meetinghouse
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4 and 180
maniacal onyx really tough guy
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
maniacal onyx really tough guy
  12/30/15
...
ocher razzle-dazzle mad cow disease meetinghouse
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18000000000000000000000000000000000
Big mewling stag film
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cracking stage
  11/05/20
next chapter please!
dashing rehab
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i gave my cousin head
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vengeful ticket booth
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Green station

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Odious Brunch

b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29480979)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: ocher razzle-dazzle mad cow disease meetinghouse

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481594)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Marvelous bat-shit-crazy faggot firefighter dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29480970)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: at-the-ready magical menage

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29480973)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: nighttime feces center

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29480975)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: charismatic hyperactive jew french chef

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29480989)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Odious Brunch

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Green station

I can', A & B ar tied :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481164)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: Marvelous bat-shit-crazy faggot firefighter dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481212)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Odious Brunch

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: very tactful peach space

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Marvelous bat-shit-crazy faggot firefighter dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: very tactful peach space

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481285)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Marvelous bat-shit-crazy faggot firefighter dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Green station

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Marvelous bat-shit-crazy faggot firefighter dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: very tactful peach space

c for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481299)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: charismatic hyperactive jew french chef

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481311)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: maniacal onyx really tough guy

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: ocher razzle-dazzle mad cow disease meetinghouse

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: arousing abode

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Odious Brunch

C!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481291)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Odious Brunch

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: geriatric trailer park mediation

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Marvelous bat-shit-crazy faggot firefighter dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: ocher razzle-dazzle mad cow disease meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: maniacal onyx really tough guy

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: Iridescent diverse tattoo field

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Razzle cyan point black woman

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: very tactful peach space

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Mildly autistic heaven haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Marvelous bat-shit-crazy faggot firefighter dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: White Patrolman

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Green station

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Razzle cyan point black woman

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: White Patrolman

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: arousing abode

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: charismatic hyperactive jew french chef

1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482232)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: ocher razzle-dazzle mad cow disease meetinghouse

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: ocher razzle-dazzle mad cow disease meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29505583)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: maniacal onyx really tough guy

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: maniacal onyx really tough guy

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: ocher razzle-dazzle mad cow disease meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Big mewling stag film

18000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#29570485)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: cracking stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#41284039)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: dashing rehab

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#49506318)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: vengeful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/en-en/#41284137)