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| Topaz Stain Garrison | 05/22/17 |
| Motley Coldplay Fan Affirmative Action | 05/22/17 |
| Elite Shitlib | 05/22/17 |
| razzle burgundy pit french chef | 05/22/17 |
| Topaz Stain Garrison | 05/22/17 |
| Motley Coldplay Fan Affirmative Action | 05/22/17 |
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| Lilac Library Degenerate | 05/22/17 |
| bonkers orchid brunch mediation | 05/22/17 |
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| vengeful nursing home | 09/15/18 |
| fragrant stead | 01/25/20 |
| exhilarant snowy corner | 01/25/20 |
| Galvanic sandwich | 04/16/18 |
| Cerebral Stage Dopamine | 09/15/18 |
| Cheese-eating pozpig stage | 09/15/18 |
| Cheese-eating pozpig stage | 10/13/18 |
| Cheese-eating pozpig stage | 02/21/19 |
| Federal Psychic | 01/24/20 |
| Lilac Library Degenerate | 01/25/20 |
| Cheese-eating pozpig stage | 07/04/21 |
| buff internal respiration hissy fit | 04/02/23 |
| boyish flickering parlour | 05/22/17 |
| Topaz Stain Garrison | 05/22/17 |
| Motley Coldplay Fan Affirmative Action | 05/22/17 |
| marvelous senate | 05/22/17 |
| Provocative institution | 05/22/17 |
| aphrodisiac sexy mad-dog skullcap | 05/22/17 |
| Transparent church building | 05/22/17 |
| Primrose crackhouse | 05/22/17 |
| titillating gold mexican nibblets | 01/16/18 |
| adventurous dilemma jewess | 01/16/18 |
| Autistic pistol | 01/16/18 |
| Cheese-eating pozpig stage | 09/15/18 |
| Vivacious jap ceo | 01/24/20 |
| irradiated newt | 04/02/23 |
| ...,....,,........ | 05/04/26 |
| embarrassed to the bone trip boistinker | 05/22/17 |
| titillating gold mexican nibblets | 01/16/18 |
| titillating gold mexican nibblets | 05/22/17 |
| Metal Shimmering Depressive Theater Stage | 05/22/17 |
| Bipolar Den Antidepressant Drug | 05/27/17 |
| Pea-brained chartreuse national partner | 05/22/17 |
| Topaz Stain Garrison | 05/22/17 |
| Pea-brained chartreuse national partner | 05/22/17 |
| Up-to-no-good Sound Barrier | 05/22/17 |
| Smoky son of senegal | 05/22/17 |
| Thirsty Submissive Space Twinkling Uncleanness | 01/11/18 |
| Cheese-eating pozpig stage | 09/15/18 |
| Smoky son of senegal | 01/24/20 |
| Glittery hospital | 05/22/17 |
| Razzmatazz dingle berry ape | 05/22/17 |
| ...,....,,........ | 05/04/26 |
| Curious Free-loading Public Bath | 05/22/17 |
| Up-to-no-good Sound Barrier | 05/22/17 |
| Stirring turquoise friendly grandma whorehouse | 05/22/17 |
| Thirsty Submissive Space Twinkling Uncleanness | 01/11/18 |
| Cheese-eating pozpig stage | 09/15/18 |
| titillating gold mexican nibblets | 01/16/18 |
| Autistic pistol | 01/16/18 |
| Cheese-eating pozpig stage | 09/15/18 |
| ...,....,,........ | 05/04/26 |
| Tan insanely creepy address pocket flask | 05/22/17 |
| mischievous stimulating lodge faggotry | 05/22/17 |
| Metal Shimmering Depressive Theater Stage | 05/22/17 |
| Federal Psychic | 05/22/17 |
| Bipolar Den Antidepressant Drug | 05/27/17 |
| sick navy idea he suggested gas station | 05/27/17 |
| geriatric plaza boiling water | 01/11/18 |
| marvelous senate | 01/11/18 |
| Sadistic sweet tailpipe area | 04/16/18 |
| boyish flickering parlour | 04/16/18 |
| Cerebral Stage Dopamine | 09/15/18 |
| Lilac Library Degenerate | 01/25/20 |
| bonkers orchid brunch mediation | 01/25/20 |
| Metal Shimmering Depressive Theater Stage | 05/27/17 |
| Jade swashbuckling market party of the first part | 01/11/18 |
| Thirsty Submissive Space Twinkling Uncleanness | 01/11/18 |
| impertinent fluffy wagecucks station | 01/11/18 |
| Topaz Stain Garrison | 01/16/18 |
| titillating gold mexican nibblets | 01/16/18 |
| ...,....,,........ | 05/04/26 |
| Brindle effete queen of the night | 01/16/18 |
| adventurous dilemma jewess | 01/16/18 |
| Topaz Stain Garrison | 04/16/18 |
| Bearded Selfie Blood Rage | 09/15/18 |
| Federal Psychic | 09/15/18 |
| Cheese-eating pozpig stage | 09/15/18 |
| Autistic pistol | 01/16/18 |
| nofapping ivory dysfunction | 01/16/18 |
| massive stubborn coffee pot step-uncle's house | 09/15/18 |
| Tripping native | 09/15/18 |
| Olive turdskin | 09/15/18 |
| Federal Psychic | 09/15/18 |
| Cheese-eating pozpig stage | 09/15/18 |
| Bearded milk laser beams | 02/21/19 |
| fragrant stead | 01/25/20 |
| dashing headpube | 02/21/19 |
| Cheese-eating pozpig stage | 01/25/20 |
| Topaz Stain Garrison | 07/01/22 |
| Topaz Stain Garrison | 01/09/23 |
| '"'"'"''" | 05/04/26 |
| Richard Ames | 05/04/26 |
| ...,....,,........ | 05/04/26 |
| Fucking Fuckface | 05/04/26 |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM Author: Topaz Stain Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365265) |
Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM Author: Motley Coldplay Fan Affirmative Action holy fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365268) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM Author: Elite Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365269) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM Author: razzle burgundy pit french chef switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup before putting on his beat up Cole Haas shitshoes to ehad to subway. Gets stabbed by homeless cryptobillionaire and makes it to page 5 of the local news as a blurb on crim eblotter. Doug ffunny dead to death lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365270) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM Author: Topaz Stain Garrison Happy Monday! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365273) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM Author: Motley Coldplay Fan Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365274) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:03 AM Author: marvelous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365299) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM Author: Lilac Library Degenerate jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365323) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:21 AM Author: bonkers orchid brunch mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365575) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:12 PM Author: odious personal credit line church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33370910) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM Author: Passionate useless brakes greened.com, actually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35167949) |
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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:20 AM Author: vengeful nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#36813367) |
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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:43 PM Author: fragrant stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#39486377) |
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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM Author: exhilarant snowy corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#39486388) |
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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:39 AM Author: Galvanic sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35849830) |
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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:29 AM Author: Cerebral Stage Dopamine Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#36813398) |
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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:56 PM Author: Cheese-eating pozpig stage *switches to Chaturbate*
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Date: October 13th, 2018 4:46 PM Author: Cheese-eating pozpig stage Bump for Cole Haan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#37015515) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:50 AM Author: Cheese-eating pozpig stage COLE HAAN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#37818369) |
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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:37 PM Author: Federal Psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#39483750) |
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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM Author: Lilac Library Degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#39486382) |
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Date: July 4th, 2021 6:30 PM Author: Cheese-eating pozpig stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#42732129) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:26 PM Author: buff internal respiration hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#46134009) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:00 AM Author: boyish flickering parlour roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365288) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM Author: Topaz Stain Garrison Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger ("feeling excited!"). Doug fast asleep; tomorrow is a big day at the office! 3rd quarter spreadsheets are due! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365302) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM Author: Motley Coldplay Fan Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365304) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:06 AM Author: marvelous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365306) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:31 AM Author: Provocative institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365635) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:57 AM Author: aphrodisiac sexy mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365749) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:05 PM Author: Transparent church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33366197) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:07 PM Author: Primrose crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33366214) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:06 PM Author: titillating gold mexican nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35167876) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:09 PM Author: adventurous dilemma jewess Patty Klotz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35167903) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:18 PM Author: Autistic pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35167974) |
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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:02 PM Author: Cheese-eating pozpig stage 3 AM:
https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb44eb48843df6d4f/2796576%20-%20Doug_%28series%29%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Roger_Klotz%20crute.jpg |
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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:49 PM Author: Vivacious jap ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#39483801) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:23 PM Author: irradiated newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#46133998) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:06 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#49864364) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:01 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone trip boistinker Doug is not a meme. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365291) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM Author: titillating gold mexican nibblets these motherfuckers have no respect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35167880) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM Author: titillating gold mexican nibblets MODS!
Our childhood shows should be sacred! |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM Author: Metal Shimmering Depressive Theater Stage http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365566) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:20 AM Author: Bipolar Den Antidepressant Drug 90s cartoons loved wheelchairs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33407634) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM Author: Pea-brained chartreuse national partner Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years ago from a heroine overdose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365568) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM Author: Topaz Stain Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365580) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM Author: Pea-brained chartreuse national partner Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie" a Berenst[e/a]in bears sim glitch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365573) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Sound Barrier Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a cush F500 VP role, and then plowing his trophy wife Bebe in the back of a limo on the way to an intimate The Beets reunion concert unplugged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365579) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:18 PM Author: Smoky son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33371009) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM Author: Thirsty Submissive Space Twinkling Uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35133440) |
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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:01 PM Author: Cheese-eating pozpig stage Skeeter is my boyfriend:
https://holly.paheal.net/_images/6877d33f0a3fd488e100e90e0b027b82/257%20-%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Porkchop%20Quailman%20Skeeter.png |
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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:46 PM Author: Smoky son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#39483783) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:25 AM Author: Glittery hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365590) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:53 AM Author: Razzmatazz dingle berry ape jfc this thread is toxic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365732) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#49864365) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM Author: Curious Free-loading Public Bath *Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on his way to the car. It reads: Porkchop 1987-1996.* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365813) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:12 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Sound Barrier FUCK YOU (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33365832) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:10 PM Author: Stirring turquoise friendly grandma whorehouse Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absolutely no change from his behavior as exhibited on the show. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33366240) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM Author: Thirsty Submissive Space Twinkling Uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35133441) |
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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:59 PM Author: Cheese-eating pozpig stage Very extensive:
https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c3f0675bf67d8b7ecc424194b/2051797%20-%20Bud_Dink%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20crute.png |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM Author: titillating gold mexican nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35167885) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM Author: Autistic pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35167951) |
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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:58 PM Author: Cheese-eating pozpig stage *notices this spectacle:
https://holly.paheal.net/_images/5514269452a6ed3f5c271f58489ab60f/2258599%20-%20Beebe_Bluff%20Doug%20JoseMalvado%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20edit.jpg |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#49864366) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:06 PM Author: Tan insanely creepy address pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33366205) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM Author: mischievous stimulating lodge faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33366216) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:32 PM Author: Metal Shimmering Depressive Theater Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33370332) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:42 PM Author: Federal Psychic Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about his alter ego "MBA-Man" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33370493) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:21 AM Author: Bipolar Den Antidepressant Drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33407638) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:24 AM Author: sick navy idea he suggested gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33407650) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:00 PM Author: geriatric plaza boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35133342) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:05 PM Author: marvelous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35133363) |
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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:40 AM Author: Sadistic sweet tailpipe area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35849926) |
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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:44 AM Author: boyish flickering parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35849933) |
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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM Author: Cerebral Stage Dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#36813397) |
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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM Author: Lilac Library Degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#39486385) |
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Date: January 25th, 2020 4:23 PM Author: bonkers orchid brunch mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#39486565) |
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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:57 AM Author: Metal Shimmering Depressive Theater Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#33407579) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:57 PM Author: Jade swashbuckling market party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35133325) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM Author: Thirsty Submissive Space Twinkling Uncleanness Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.
On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home. |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:20 PM Author: impertinent fluffy wagecucks station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35133449) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:15 AM Author: Topaz Stain Garrison "Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as well go to the office and bill a few hours." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35167109) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:08 PM Author: titillating gold mexican nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35167890) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:08 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#49864368) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:00 PM Author: Brindle effete queen of the night Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's "feminist reclaimed sculpture" gallery opening downtown. Doug pretends to appreciate the "reclaimed sculptures," which are objects taken from the garbarge and plastered with SJW propanganda. Judy, who made a total HHI of $27,402 together with her partner Lori last year, lives in a $3600 per month brownstone largely paid for by Phil and Theda Funnie. Judy asks Doug how his "bourgeois capitalist job is going," leading Doug to ponder if he can bill enough to collect a bonus this quarter, in order to prepay a portion of his own $3100 per month suburban mortgage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35167831) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:12 PM Author: adventurous dilemma jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35167921) |
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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:28 AM Author: Topaz Stain Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35849806) |
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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:10 AM Author: Bearded Selfie Blood Rage Jesus christ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#36813348) |
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Date: September 15th, 2018 12:50 PM Author: Federal Psychic phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her lifestyle: 5 years ago, he 'discovered' his true sexuality and amicably divorced to start a life with his boyfriend, lamar bone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#36814033) |
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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:00 PM Author: Cheese-eating pozpig stage Dugg,
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM Author: Autistic pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35167950) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:16 PM Author: nofapping ivory dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#35167960) |
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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:05 AM Author: massive stubborn coffee pot step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#36813329) |
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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM Author: Tripping native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#36813395) |
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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:55 AM Author: Olive turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#36813481) |
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Date: September 15th, 2018 11:24 AM Author: Federal Psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#36813600) |
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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:23 PM Author: Cheese-eating pozpig stage AHN!
https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc454cf7f46cecef/2718419%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20crute.png |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM Author: Bearded milk laser beams Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.
Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."
By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.
He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.
In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago. |
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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM Author: fragrant stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#39486384) |
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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:39 AM Author: dashing headpube Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2fw96g/street_art_in_se_portland/
trigger warning: extreme toxicity - try not to /self |
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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:57 PM Author: Cheese-eating pozpig stage https://holly.paheal.net/_images/cfe482ebd1572473d25b939a47b07c3d/2380192%20-%20Calvin%20Calvin%27s_Dad%20Calvin%27s_Mom%20Calvin_and_Hobbes%20Hobbes.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#39486452) |
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Date: July 1st, 2022 8:35 AM Author: Topaz Stain Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#44777664) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:43 AM Author: Topaz Stain Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#45762865) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: '"'"'"''" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#49864093) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:51 PM Author: Richard Ames Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent $100 last month on Patty's OnlyFans. But that DP video of her with Roger and Skeeter was totally worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#49864299) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:31 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#49864416) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:57 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessively researching shooting form so he can take Roger out at his shift as a cashier at a big box retailer (spoiler: the adrenaline dump makes him forget about the safety, and he gets tackled by a good samaritan while Roger says shit to the crowd that makes clear Doug is someone he doesn't even remember) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/en-en/#49864497) |