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It's almost impossible to learn German

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Autistic translucent mood
  01/26/18
I took reading German in grad school and it's not very hard....
Mewling Flatulent Property
  01/26/18
I did as well -- for Graduate Reading Knowledge. I liked it,...
frum naked cuckold
  01/26/18
same. learning the grammar and whatever special vocabulary t...
Disturbing son of senegal
  01/26/18
Speaking it is hard. Try spelling the words - jfc.
tan dingle berry
  01/26/18
Verkampfterbungenlingtaufhausen
Shimmering Indian Lodge
  01/26/18
(anti-semite)
Flickering racy range
  01/26/18
Spelling isn't hard. It's a pretty phonetic language. Even t...
Drunken ebony stage
  01/26/18
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bull headed beady-eyed sandwich mediation
  01/26/18
The grammar is hard
medicated center scourge upon the earth
  01/26/18
The grammar rules are complicated but can be mastered and me...
Drunken ebony stage
  01/26/18
true but ljl at trying to do table lookups in real time
Aphrodisiac depressive
  01/26/18
They write super long sentences that form an entire paragrap...
Light Charismatic Market
  07/06/25
All the "cases" and whatnot can be confusing, but ...
Shimmering Indian Lodge
  01/26/18
I didn't think french was bad at all. What was harder about ...
vigorous roast beef pistol
  01/26/18
Everything. Spelling, pronunciation etc.
Shimmering Indian Lodge
  01/26/18
Regular-speed spoken casual french is hard as fuck to unders...
diverse vengeful volcanic crater sex offender
  01/26/18
written French is a pleasure spoken French is an incompreh...
Copper University Trump Supporter
  07/06/25
do you just mean phonetically? french grammar is ljl easy
Disturbing son of senegal
  01/26/18
its like learning spanish, but with fucked up spelling/pronu...
vigorous roast beef pistol
  01/26/18
French is easy as fuck. Grammar rules, etc make more sense t...
big bawdyhouse
  01/26/18
(trilingual guy bagging groceries)
stimulating pervert cuckoldry
  01/26/18
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cracking dark doctorate water buffalo
  01/26/18
(Trilingual guy bagging groceries incapable of bagging cunni...
cracking dark doctorate water buffalo
  01/26/18
He's not a bagger
medicated center scourge upon the earth
  01/26/18
Lol he's the cart gatherer?
Drunken ebony stage
  01/26/18
No, but the retarded kid he molests is.
Insecure claret main people set
  01/26/18
?
Shimmering Indian Lodge
  01/26/18
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Geriatric Razzle-dazzle Field
  01/26/18
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bull headed beady-eyed sandwich mediation
  01/26/18
I learned German as a hobby. Its not that hard. Can't spe...
Blue razzmatazz preventive strike pisswyrm
  01/26/18
What little German I've studied struck me as incredibly easy...
garnet queen of the night locus
  01/26/18
That's ridiculous. I'm sure you've looked into French and It...
Drunken ebony stage
  01/26/18
Italian is easy; French is fairly difficult. I speak native ...
garnet queen of the night locus
  01/26/18
julia effortlessly identifying massive german compound verbs...
Disturbing son of senegal
  01/26/18
I don't know what the fuck it is about French, but I've give...
garnet queen of the night locus
  01/26/18
I don't understand why you find French so hard if you know I...
aromatic feces marketing idea
  01/26/18
Julia picking up languages and adding them to her trophy cas...
Bat shit crazy 180 generalized bond
  01/26/18
Arabic: I'm half Arab and have family in the Middle East Fr...
garnet queen of the night locus
  01/26/18
I'm re-learning/brushing up and I 100% agree. The prepositio...
electric drab multi-billionaire immigrant
  01/26/18
The prepositions are difficult because many cognate with Eng...
Blue razzmatazz preventive strike pisswyrm
  01/26/18
yep
electric drab multi-billionaire immigrant
  01/26/18
3 genders in german v. 2 in french, and a more developed cas...
Disturbing son of senegal
  01/26/18
it's really almost 4 because the plural is kind of a gender ...
electric drab multi-billionaire immigrant
  01/26/18
Which is still easier than Ukrainian (and I assume Russian i...
Blue razzmatazz preventive strike pisswyrm
  01/26/18
not saying German is the hardest language out there.
electric drab multi-billionaire immigrant
  01/26/18
this makes it a lot easier, actually. in latin all the plura...
Disturbing son of senegal
  01/26/18
There's other shit that gets more advanced that no one bothe...
Drunken ebony stage
  01/26/18
i agree, n-declension is annoying. knowing when certain v...
electric drab multi-billionaire immigrant
  01/26/18
N-nomen is a minor, minor grammatical point that hardly matt...
Blue razzmatazz preventive strike pisswyrm
  01/26/18
The point is that there is a declination of nouns in the Ger...
Drunken ebony stage
  01/26/18
No. In German there are tiny vestigial traces of nominal dec...
Blue razzmatazz preventive strike pisswyrm
  01/26/18
How is this responsive? These things exist, and I'm not sure...
Drunken ebony stage
  01/26/18
English possessive formation ('s) is technically nominal inf...
Blue razzmatazz preventive strike pisswyrm
  01/26/18
Very scholarly sub thread
charcoal striped hyena
  06/09/21
How do you feel about RSF having confirmed sock puppets that...
chocolate concupiscible house
  01/26/18
LOL at German being "incredibly easy."
diverse vengeful volcanic crater sex offender
  01/26/18
Some languages start out easy and then you fall off a cliff ...
Light Charismatic Market
  07/06/25
its the opposite. German starts off hard with having to know...
talented toaster partner
  07/06/25
I took German 1 my senior year of high school. It was pretty...
big bawdyhouse
  01/26/18
No, its not. The orthography is highly regular and all the ...
Blue razzmatazz preventive strike pisswyrm
  01/26/18
I thought it was a pain in the ass. I took French for 3 year...
big bawdyhouse
  01/26/18
it's much easier than french or english, both of which i had...
Internet-worthy salmon persian
  01/26/18
Bullshit on French. French is much easier.
indecent stain
  01/26/18
Its depends on what your native language is. The weird word...
Blue razzmatazz preventive strike pisswyrm
  01/26/18
"La" and "le" is ways easier than die, d...
indecent stain
  01/26/18
Again, if your native language is inflectional learning a 4x...
Blue razzmatazz preventive strike pisswyrm
  01/26/18
now THIS is a low-iq thread if ever I've seen one
mind-boggling crawly old irish cottage pozpig
  01/26/18
cr, especially after I've freely shared with the bort the 5 ...
aromatic feces marketing idea
  01/26/18
don't recall these, but the trick is immersion. Took me 6 mo...
mind-boggling crawly old irish cottage pozpig
  01/26/18
which one?
bull headed beady-eyed sandwich mediation
  01/26/18
Finngolian.
mind-boggling crawly old irish cottage pozpig
  01/26/18
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marvelous mentally impaired pit
  01/26/18
I rika Germoney, but a sperring Germoney is a harda. Guta T...
marvelous mentally impaired pit
  01/26/18
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Insecure claret main people set
  01/26/18
OP must be a gook. German should be easy to pick up if y...
Jade motley haunted graveyard
  01/26/18
you calling mark twain a gook? https://www.cs.utah.edu/~gba...
Disturbing son of senegal
  01/26/18
Devestating
crimson rambunctious site community account
  01/26/18
"I heard a Californian student in Heidelberg say, in on...
electric drab multi-billionaire immigrant
  01/26/18
lol
talented toaster partner
  07/06/25
this was 180
diverse vengeful volcanic crater sex offender
  01/26/18
The Germans have another kind of parenthesis, which they mak...
Disturbing son of senegal
  01/26/18
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amethyst appetizing meetinghouse
  06/09/21
LMAO
talented toaster partner
  07/06/25
nothing wrong with this tbqh it's poetic
Copper University Trump Supporter
  07/07/25
English people still write convoluted bullshit like this. It...
Light Charismatic Market
  07/07/25
This is basically an XO-ism
Snowy bateful brethren
  07/07/25
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Twisted big-titted lettuce
  01/26/18
in casual conversation you can just say "duh" inst...
pungent slippery dopamine
  01/26/18
No one thought to write anything good or important in German...
Light Charismatic Market
  07/06/25
Lmfao German is one of the easiest languages to learn. It's ...
Snowy bateful brethren
  07/07/25
Outed as a loser who never studied Japanese for one minute.
Light Charismatic Market
  07/07/25
(lex tp)
costumed heaven
  07/07/25


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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Autistic translucent mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243024)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Mewling Flatulent Property

I took reading German in grad school and it's not very hard. But speaking? Gadzooks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243028)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: frum naked cuckold

I did as well -- for Graduate Reading Knowledge. I liked it, very structured and the rules were easier to follow than Spanish, with all the exceptions etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243047)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Disturbing son of senegal

same. learning the grammar and whatever special vocabulary there is for a couple of academic fields is pretty easy. no idea how to learn to produce it with any speed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243051)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: tan dingle berry

Speaking it is hard. Try spelling the words - jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243033)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Shimmering Indian Lodge

Verkampfterbungenlingtaufhausen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243038)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Flickering racy range

(anti-semite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243407)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: Drunken ebony stage

Spelling isn't hard. It's a pretty phonetic language. Even the grammar isn't hard, it's pretty mathematical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243058)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: bull headed beady-eyed sandwich mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243068)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: medicated center scourge upon the earth

The grammar is hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243282)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Drunken ebony stage

The grammar rules are complicated but can be mastered and memorized like a multiplication table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243398)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac depressive

true but ljl at trying to do table lookups in real time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35245598)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: Light Charismatic Market

They write super long sentences that form an entire paragraph, forcing you to go back and reverse engineer the whole thing to understand it. A lot of English people do this too. It's one reason medieval scholars forced Germans to write in Latin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076945)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Shimmering Indian Lodge

All the "cases" and whatnot can be confusing, but it's easier than French.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243034)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: vigorous roast beef pistol

I didn't think french was bad at all. What was harder about french?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243069)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Shimmering Indian Lodge

Everything. Spelling, pronunciation etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243080)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: diverse vengeful volcanic crater sex offender

Regular-speed spoken casual french is hard as fuck to understand without years of tuning your ear due to the way words are blended together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35245895)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Copper University Trump Supporter

written French is a pleasure

spoken French is an incomprehensible nightmare imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076938)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Disturbing son of senegal

do you just mean phonetically? french grammar is ljl easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243076)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: vigorous roast beef pistol

its like learning spanish, but with fucked up spelling/pronunciation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243098)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: big bawdyhouse

French is easy as fuck. Grammar rules, etc make more sense than english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243165)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: stimulating pervert cuckoldry

(trilingual guy bagging groceries)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243195)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: cracking dark doctorate water buffalo



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: cracking dark doctorate water buffalo

(Trilingual guy bagging groceries incapable of bagging cunnilingus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243223)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: medicated center scourge upon the earth

He's not a bagger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243274)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Drunken ebony stage

Lol he's the cart gatherer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243389)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Insecure claret main people set

No, but the retarded kid he molests is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243892)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Shimmering Indian Lodge

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243970)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Geriatric Razzle-dazzle Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35245524)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: bull headed beady-eyed sandwich mediation

edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243064)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: Blue razzmatazz preventive strike pisswyrm

I learned German as a hobby. Its not that hard. Can't speak it well because I have no one to speak it with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243082)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: garnet queen of the night locus

What little German I've studied struck me as incredibly easy - easier than any other language I've tried to learn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243103)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:41 AM
Author: Drunken ebony stage

That's ridiculous. I'm sure you've looked into French and Italian.

I think the hardest thing about German is the prepositions. Here the rules don't really make any fucking sense, especially in combination with the trennbar verbs. You end up repeating prepositions twice in a sentence and it feels and looks ridiculous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243143)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: garnet queen of the night locus

Italian is easy; French is fairly difficult. I speak native Spanish, a smidge of Arabic, low-intermediate French, and high-intermediate/low advanced Italian. Introductory German was easier to me than any of these. I'll grant that the pronunciation is cumbersome, but French is arguably worse. I took a few years of French, and still don't understand a fucking word of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243168)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Disturbing son of senegal

julia effortlessly identifying massive german compound verbs and pleasurably navigating 6 line sentences with fucked up werden constructions, blown the fuck out by "difficult" french.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243201)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: garnet queen of the night locus

I don't know what the fuck it is about French, but I've given up on that language. I'd rather dedicate my efforts where I see reasonable results - i.e.- picking up a little more Arabic and becoming more advanced in Italian. I may try Japanese in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243209)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: aromatic feces marketing idea

I don't understand why you find French so hard if you know Italian. French people visiting Italy will order in French at restaurants and be understood.

My French is pretty good, and I was able to get to a lower intermediate level in Italian in less than 2 wks of intense study. They'are lexicons have a 90% concordance rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243249)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy 180 generalized bond

Julia picking up languages and adding them to her trophy case. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243271)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: garnet queen of the night locus

Arabic: I'm half Arab and have family in the Middle East

French: Learning a language was a mandatory elective in MS/HS

Italian: Basically a free language when you speak Spanish, and I enjoy Italian culture & visiting

Japanese: Seems a fun challenge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243450)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: electric drab multi-billionaire immigrant

I'm re-learning/brushing up and I 100% agree. The prepositions are really hard.

The other hard part is of course all the endings for the genders and cases. No individual one is hard obviously, but you really have to know your genders and cases for every noun, and you have to apply it quickly especially when speaking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243205)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Blue razzmatazz preventive strike pisswyrm

The prepositions are difficult because many cognate with English prepositions but used differently. Also, verbs with prepositions have altered meanings that can't be guessed from the preposition+verb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243239)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: electric drab multi-billionaire immigrant

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243285)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: Disturbing son of senegal

3 genders in german v. 2 in french, and a more developed case system (although not at god awful as russian, from what people tell me). i don't get this argument at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243261)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: electric drab multi-billionaire immigrant

it's really almost 4 because the plural is kind of a gender as well in certain cases, particularly the dative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243298)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Blue razzmatazz preventive strike pisswyrm

Which is still easier than Ukrainian (and I assume Russian is pretty similar) where the genders have their own plural forms (although masculine and neuter plural are very similar). So the German gender x case grid is 4x4=16 things to learn versus Ukrainian (3x2)x7 = 42 things to learn, and that's not even considering that there are multiple forms of nominative declensions....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243436)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: electric drab multi-billionaire immigrant

not saying German is the hardest language out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243455)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Disturbing son of senegal

this makes it a lot easier, actually. in latin all the plurals are different, for instance, although there's sometimes a gendered/neuter split.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243544)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Drunken ebony stage

There's other shit that gets more advanced that no one bothers to tell you about early on, with weak and strong verbs and N-Nomen (why do you say Mein Name ist, but then you say ich habe keinen Namen) and some verbs must be separated and some can't, even when the preposition part is the same.

English is very nuanced with prepositions as well, so that part is hard to understand for learners, but English is goddamn stupidly easy to get started and make yourself understood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243385)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: electric drab multi-billionaire immigrant

i agree, n-declension is annoying.

knowing when certain verbs are reflexive also drives me crazy. as does using sein for certain verbs in the perfekt.

i honestly wish i could just live over there for 6 months to a year. i'd come back fluent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243451)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Blue razzmatazz preventive strike pisswyrm

N-nomen is a minor, minor grammatical point that hardly matters is everyday German.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243486)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Drunken ebony stage

The point is that there is a declination of nouns in the German language. And like the gender of a noun, there's basically no way to ascertain what applies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243581)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: Blue razzmatazz preventive strike pisswyrm

No. In German there are tiny vestigial traces of nominal declension that are practically irrelevant for communication. Its not like Latin or Russian where not only are nouns fully declined, but each gender has multiple different declension schemes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243643)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Drunken ebony stage

How is this responsive? These things exist, and I'm not sure how the fact that they exist more frequently in other languages means they must not be learned.

Now please, remove your quivering boistinker from my line of sight. I have no interest in pleasuring you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243873)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: Blue razzmatazz preventive strike pisswyrm

English possessive formation ('s) is technically nominal inflection for the genitive case, but no one says English is nominally inflected, and neither is German in any meaningful way, faggit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35244267)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: charcoal striped hyena

Very scholarly sub thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#42601416)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: chocolate concupiscible house

How do you feel about RSF having confirmed sock puppets that outed people and mocked all Asians as clitdicks? Do you still feel RSF is super chill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243283)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: diverse vengeful volcanic crater sex offender

LOL at German being "incredibly easy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35245918)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Light Charismatic Market

Some languages start out easy and then you fall off a cliff when you get to the grammar shit, other languages are the reverse. I'm told Tagalog has a steep initial learning curve, even though it seems like it would be easy to get started, whereas German starts off easy and then leads you in circles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076953)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: talented toaster partner

its the opposite. German starts off hard with having to know the artikeln and proper declension in akkusativ, dativ, genetiv, Konjunktive I & II, regelmassig u. unregelmassig verben, and so forth, but gets easier once you have those fundamentals down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076968)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: big bawdyhouse

I took German 1 my senior year of high school. It was pretty hard. Spelling all the crap correctly is a pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243158)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Blue razzmatazz preventive strike pisswyrm

No, its not. The orthography is highly regular and all the vowels are quite distinct (well except for u and u-umlaut)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243181)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: big bawdyhouse

I thought it was a pain in the ass. I took French for 3 years with the same teacher and aced it with no effort which is why I took German. Romance languages make more sense imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243414)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: Internet-worthy salmon persian

it's much easier than french or english, both of which i had to learn.

the reason is because both german pronouciation and german grammar follow more regular rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243306)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: indecent stain

Bullshit on French. French is much easier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243519)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Blue razzmatazz preventive strike pisswyrm

Its depends on what your native language is. The weird word order in German which trips up English speakers may not be as big a deal for a non-English speakers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243549)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: indecent stain

"La" and "le" is ways easier than die, das, der with all the tenses.

E.g.

Die Heimat is schoen.

Ich wohne in der Heimat.

All kinds of that stuff in German. It's tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243572)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Blue razzmatazz preventive strike pisswyrm

Again, if your native language is inflectional learning a 4x4 grid of inflections is not a big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35243589)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: mind-boggling crawly old irish cottage pozpig

now THIS is a low-iq thread if ever I've seen one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35244009)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: aromatic feces marketing idea

cr, especially after I've freely shared with the bort the 5 SECRETS of SUCCESSFUL language learners that will surprise you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35244035)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling crawly old irish cottage pozpig

don't recall these, but the trick is immersion. Took me 6 months to learn (up to a usable level) what's considered the hardest language using the Latin alphabet without any formal training, just full immersion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35244066)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: bull headed beady-eyed sandwich mediation

which one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35244279)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling crawly old irish cottage pozpig

Finngolian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35244299)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: marvelous mentally impaired pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35244082)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: marvelous mentally impaired pit

I rika Germoney, but a sperring Germoney is a harda. Guta Taga!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35244120)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Insecure claret main people set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35244270)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Jade motley haunted graveyard

OP must be a gook.

German should be easy to pick up if you're a native English speaker. After Frisian and Dutch/Afrikaans, it's the closest language to English.

I was able to pick up basic German very quickly by just memorizing the most common 100 words and putting it to use with english grammer and from there learning the grammer from actual use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35244285)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: Disturbing son of senegal

you calling mark twain a gook?

https://www.cs.utah.edu/~gback/awfgrmlg.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35244307)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: crimson rambunctious site community account

Devestating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35245564)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: electric drab multi-billionaire immigrant

"I heard a Californian student in Heidelberg say, in one of his calmest moods, that he would rather decline two drinks than one German adjective."

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35245662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: talented toaster partner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076916)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: diverse vengeful volcanic crater sex offender

this was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35245946)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Disturbing son of senegal

The Germans have another kind of parenthesis, which they make by splitting a verb in two and putting half of it at the beginning of an exciting chapter and the other half at the end of it. Can any one conceive of anything more confusing than that? These things are called "separable verbs." The German grammar is blistered all over with separable verbs; and the wider the two portions of one of them are spread apart, the better the author of the crime is pleased with his performance. A favorite one is reiste ab -- which means departed. Here is an example which I culled from a novel and reduced to English:

"The trunks being now ready, he DE- after kissing his mother and sisters, and once more pressing to his bosom his adored Gretchen, who, dressed in simple white muslin, with a single tuberose in the ample folds of her rich brown hair, had tottered feebly down the stairs, still pale from the terror and excitement of the past evening, but longing to lay her poor aching head yet once again upon the breast of him whom she loved more dearly than life itself, PARTED."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35246162)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 9:07 PM
Author: amethyst appetizing meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#42601487)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: talented toaster partner

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076914)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:02 AM
Author: Copper University Trump Supporter

nothing wrong with this tbqh

it's poetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078051)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:04 AM
Author: Light Charismatic Market

English people still write convoluted bullshit like this. It's not strictly a "german" thing. I read some study released by the UK government, and it read exactly like a translation of something written in German. You wouldn't last a day in the US Govt if you wrote like that. It made me realize I'd picked up all my bad writing habits from English authors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078054)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:06 AM
Author: Snowy bateful brethren

This is basically an XO-ism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078056)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Twisted big-titted lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35245540)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: pungent slippery dopamine

in casual conversation you can just say "duh" instead of the proper der/das/den whatever and people will get it. once you get over the hump of feeling like a dumbass, speaking it conversationally is fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#35246158)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Light Charismatic Market

No one thought to write anything good or important in German until the late 19th century. There were no epic works of German literature or philosophy written in German until the late 19th century. It was always considered a total shit language even by native speakers, not appropriate for writing books on academic topics. Even Nietzsche trashed it while writing in German.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076961)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:04 AM
Author: Snowy bateful brethren

Lmfao German is one of the easiest languages to learn. It's almost as easy as any of the romance languages. Extremely consistent rules and syntax, and spelling once you understand the system.

Vastly easier than any of the Asian languages or anything in Cyrillic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078055)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:08 AM
Author: Light Charismatic Market

Outed as a loser who never studied Japanese for one minute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078057)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:20 AM
Author: costumed heaven

(lex tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078076)