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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
sienna house lettuce
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Wonderful Ladyboy
  08/20/18
Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Cracking red brethren
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
sienna house lettuce
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Wonderful Ladyboy
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
sienna house lettuce
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
sickened irradiated abode
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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Electric cuck
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Electric cuck
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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sinister flushed church dragon
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
sienna house lettuce
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sinister flushed church dragon
  08/20/18
I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
sienna house lettuce
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Cracking red brethren
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
sinister flushed church dragon
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
sienna house lettuce
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
sinister flushed church dragon
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
sienna house lettuce
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
sinister flushed church dragon
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
sienna house lettuce
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
sinister flushed church dragon
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
sienna house lettuce
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
sinister flushed church dragon
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
sienna house lettuce
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
sienna house lettuce
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
maniacal quadroon
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maniacal quadroon
  08/20/18
lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
contagious abnormal national main people
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sienna house lettuce
  08/20/18
Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
chestnut principal's office
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well-lubricated haunted graveyard
  08/21/18
LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
obsidian internal respiration
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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massive indian lodge
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
well-lubricated haunted graveyard
  08/21/18
lol johnsmeyer
infuriating low-t native
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
Sapphire stirring school
  08/21/18
Coincidence that crows are black?
Indigo liquid oxygen volcanic crater
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Lawman8 weeping
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sinister flushed church dragon
  08/25/18
Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
sienna house lettuce
  11/14/19
historically important thread
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At-the-ready meetinghouse
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: sienna house lettuce

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Wonderful Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651789)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Cracking red brethren

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: sienna house lettuce

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Wonderful Ladyboy

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: sienna house lettuce

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: sickened irradiated abode

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Indigo liquid oxygen volcanic crater

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: bisexual sexy orchestra pit



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Ebony casino reading party



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Multi-colored violent temple



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: crystalline insane foreskin



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Sapphire stirring school

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Electric cuck



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Thirsty marvelous business firm



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Electric cuck



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: mahogany titillating nursing home jewess

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: bisexual sexy orchestra pit



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: hyperventilating chrome potus



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: sienna house lettuce

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Electric cuck



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Mewling psychic

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: provocative blue stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Ebony casino reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: sinister flushed church dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: sienna house lettuce

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: sinister flushed church dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: sienna house lettuce

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Cracking red brethren

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: sinister flushed church dragon

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: sienna house lettuce

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: sinister flushed church dragon

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: sienna house lettuce

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: sinister flushed church dragon

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: sienna house lettuce

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: sinister flushed church dragon

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: sienna house lettuce

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: sinister flushed church dragon

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: sienna house lettuce

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: sienna house lettuce

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: maniacal quadroon

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: maniacal quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: contagious abnormal national main people

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: sienna house lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: chestnut principal's office

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: well-lubricated haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36655047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: obsidian internal respiration

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Vibrant feces

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: massive indian lodge



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: well-lubricated haunted graveyard

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: infuriating low-t native

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Sapphire stirring school

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Indigo liquid oxygen volcanic crater

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Nubile sanctuary

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: sinister flushed church dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#36682455)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: sienna house lettuce

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: contagious abnormal national main people

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: At-the-ready meetinghouse



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: sienna house lettuce

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/en-en/#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: lake mentally impaired locale toaster



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