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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
beady-eyed sandwich
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
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  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
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He's obliged to
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cr. bro code.
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Apartments are prole.
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These are condos with a rental limit
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  03/14/20
*MFH posters furious*
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upset
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Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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Did you cum
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Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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Damn
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: beady-eyed sandwich

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: nofapping organic girlfriend brunch

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Amber ladyboy antidepressant drug

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Aromatic Wild Church

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Medicated stead twinkling uncleanness

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: irradiated plum location

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: beady-eyed sandwich

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: fishy mother

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Amber ladyboy antidepressant drug

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Red provocative office persian

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: High-end galvanic mad cow disease haunted graveyard

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: beady-eyed sandwich

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: Boyish flesh space

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Excitant white national

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: glittery ruddy place of business indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: arousing lodge

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: very tactful people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Jade appetizing potus

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Cracking becky shrine

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed sandwich

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Disturbing Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Avocado Menage Dingle Berry

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Deranged wonderful whorehouse tank

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Gay stirring selfie

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: beady-eyed sandwich

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Multi-colored heaven preventive strike

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: beady-eyed sandwich

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Avocado Menage Dingle Berry

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: chartreuse jewess

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: dead bright principal's office french chef

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Deranged wonderful whorehouse tank

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: beady-eyed sandwich

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Passionate Spot Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Racy Ocher Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: mustard alcoholic national security agency

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Laughsome half-breed fat ankles

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: beady-eyed sandwich

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Laughsome half-breed fat ankles

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: beady-eyed sandwich

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Sick Generalized Bond

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Charismatic self-absorbed karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Laughsome half-breed fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39767803)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Vibrant queen of the night

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: Jade appetizing potus

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Medicated stead twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Sick Generalized Bond

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: well-lubricated exhilarant death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed sandwich

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Jade appetizing potus

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Orchid pit incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39764365)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Titillating dopamine box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39765121)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: High-end galvanic mad cow disease haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39765145)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: Racy Ocher Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: Snowy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: arousing lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Motley brindle private investor patrolman

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal den knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: burgundy soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: Translucent Razzmatazz Gas Station Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Jade appetizing potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: vigorous messiness kitty cat

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: thriller hyperventilating coffee pot cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: tan fragrant factory reset button pisswyrm

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Charismatic self-absorbed karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Unhinged demanding turdskin sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: High-end galvanic mad cow disease haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Mint painfully honest water buffalo liquid oxygen

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: arousing lodge

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Laughsome half-breed fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Jade appetizing potus

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling bull headed nowag legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: Charismatic self-absorbed karate

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal den knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: Sapphire casino affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: burgundy soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: curious lemon school cafeteria

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: 180 flatulent associate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: heady yellow marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Cocky library

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: beady-eyed sandwich

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling bull headed nowag legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Titillating dopamine box office

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: Medicated stead twinkling uncleanness

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Titillating dopamine box office

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: lake senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: Charcoal orchestra pit stock car

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling rehab

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: aqua up-to-no-good university

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: razzle umber parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: impertinent hell

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Cerebral new version church building

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: thriller hyperventilating coffee pot cruise ship

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Racy Ocher Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: Talented Genital Piercing Abode

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: High-end galvanic mad cow disease haunted graveyard

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed sandwich

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: bisexual floppy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Racy Ocher Pocket Flask

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: High-end galvanic mad cow disease haunted graveyard

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: vigorous messiness kitty cat

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Motley brindle private investor patrolman

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Medicated stead twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Emerald histrionic bbw locus

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: arousing lodge

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Avocado Menage Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal den knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: vivacious parlour

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: Racy Ocher Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: disrespectful center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Laughsome half-breed fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: aqua up-to-no-good university

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Medicated stead twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Green razzle-dazzle hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Charismatic self-absorbed karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Naked vermilion boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Jade appetizing potus

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Emerald histrionic bbw locus

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Jade appetizing potus

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Sick Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: Motley brindle private investor patrolman

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: well-lubricated exhilarant death wish

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: beady-eyed sandwich

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Emerald histrionic bbw locus

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: well-lubricated exhilarant death wish

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: aqua up-to-no-good university

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: Cerebral new version church building

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: Racy Ocher Pocket Flask

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Red provocative office persian

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed sandwich

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Motley brindle private investor patrolman

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: buff home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: milky station digit ratio

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed sandwich

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: Motley brindle private investor patrolman

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored heaven preventive strike

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed sandwich

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: Sinister cuck giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Motley brindle private investor patrolman

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: razzle umber parlor

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: coral trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: Jade appetizing potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: comical dun set alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Charcoal orchestra pit stock car

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Crusty Goal In Life

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Jade appetizing potus

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Naked vermilion boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/en-en/#49346693)