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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Filthy Base
  07/17/22
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alcoholic flickering laser beams home
  07/17/22
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Internet-worthy step-uncle's house rigpig
  07/17/22
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aphrodisiac insane nursing home psychic
  07/18/22
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Filthy Base
  09/29/22
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Filthy Base
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Erotic cowardly cumskin haunted graveyard
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Erotic cowardly cumskin haunted graveyard
  01/07/23
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aphrodisiac insane nursing home psychic
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
blathering liquid oxygen candlestick maker
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
blathering liquid oxygen candlestick maker
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
light 180 orchestra pit
  03/18/23
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Filthy Base
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
blathering liquid oxygen candlestick maker
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Crawly Aqua Stage
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
balding associate mad cow disease
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
purple hell boistinker
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
purple hell boistinker
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
purple hell boistinker
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
stirring pearl marketing idea weed whacker
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
purple hell boistinker
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
purple hell boistinker
  08/23/24
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purple hell boistinker
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
purple hell boistinker
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
purple hell boistinker
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
purple hell boistinker
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
twisted provocative field
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
embarrassed to the bone galvanic generalized bond
  09/28/24
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Filthy Base
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
purple hell boistinker
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Ass Sunstein
  09/18/25


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Filthy Base

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: alcoholic flickering laser beams home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Internet-worthy step-uncle's house rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: aphrodisiac insane nursing home psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Filthy Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Filthy Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Erotic cowardly cumskin haunted graveyard

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Erotic cowardly cumskin haunted graveyard

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: aphrodisiac insane nursing home psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: blathering liquid oxygen candlestick maker

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: blathering liquid oxygen candlestick maker

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: light 180 orchestra pit

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Filthy Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: blathering liquid oxygen candlestick maker

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Crawly Aqua Stage

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: balding associate mad cow disease

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: purple hell boistinker

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: purple hell boistinker

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: purple hell boistinker

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: stirring pearl marketing idea weed whacker

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: purple hell boistinker

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: purple hell boistinker

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: purple hell boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: purple hell boistinker

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: purple hell boistinker

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: purple hell boistinker

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: twisted provocative field

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone galvanic generalized bond

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Filthy Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: purple hell boistinker

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Ass Sunstein

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/en-en/#49281272)