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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Flushed indian lodge

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Flushed indian lodge



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: Azure Talking Brethren



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Canary cruise ship alpha



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: Azure Talking Brethren



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: Heady crotch dilemma

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Titillating vermilion shrine

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Canary cruise ship alpha



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Vivacious orchestra pit



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Naked legend

<3 u guys so much

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: pale razzle gay wizard stead

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Flushed indian lodge

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Titillating vermilion shrine

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: maniacal irradiated wrinkle

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz sanctuary patrolman



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: aqua lodge goal in life



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Canary cruise ship alpha



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: topaz violent telephone spot



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Canary cruise ship alpha



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Titillating vermilion shrine

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: Canary cruise ship alpha



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Flushed indian lodge



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: razzmatazz sanctuary patrolman



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: passionate garrison death wish

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Titillating vermilion shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#48816934)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: magenta area



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: magenta area



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz sanctuary patrolman



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: wine potus church

under appreciated thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#47133305)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Flushed indian lodge

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz sanctuary patrolman

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: magenta area



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Flushed indian lodge



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Ruddy double fault



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Histrionic maize abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#48796380)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Flushed indian lodge



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome stag film

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Vivacious orchestra pit

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: copper plaza legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#48945298)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#49467427)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/en-en/#49467431)