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Cock Control to Training Tom

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cerise curious crotch home
  11/28/22
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rose turdskin
  11/28/22
Cock Control to Trainin' Tom Cock Control to Trainin' Tom...
cerise curious crotch home
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rose turdskin
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Wonderful Embarrassed To The Bone Mexican Depressive
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glittery cordovan bawdyhouse son of senegal
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cerise curious crotch home
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
razzle-dazzle topaz friendly grandma
  12/13/22
Me.
cerise curious crotch home
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
razzle-dazzle topaz friendly grandma
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
cerise curious crotch home
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
razzle-dazzle topaz friendly grandma
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
arousing mustard fanboi tattoo
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Supple Pistol Plaza
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Hideous Thirsty Affirmative Action Area
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Vigorous Up-to-no-good Circlehead Temple
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cerise curious crotch home
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cerise curious crotch home
  11/29/22
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provocative pearl hell
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cerise curious crotch home
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
Motley ceo old irish cottage
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
Glassy Hairraiser Genital Piercing
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
cerise curious crotch home
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
Motley ceo old irish cottage
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ruddy step-uncle's house
  12/11/22
Woah.
cerise curious crotch home
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flesh stock car
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Floppy dilemma
  12/14/22
btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
cerise curious crotch home
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
Motley ceo old irish cottage
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
cerise curious crotch home
  12/21/22
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cerise curious crotch home
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
Motley ceo old irish cottage
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cerise curious crotch home
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bearded bistre degenerate skinny woman
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provocative pearl hell
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: cerise curious crotch home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: rose turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: cerise curious crotch home

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: rose turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Wonderful Embarrassed To The Bone Mexican Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: glittery cordovan bawdyhouse son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: cerise curious crotch home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle topaz friendly grandma

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: cerise curious crotch home

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle topaz friendly grandma

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: cerise curious crotch home

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle topaz friendly grandma

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: arousing mustard fanboi tattoo

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: Supple Pistol Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Hideous Thirsty Affirmative Action Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: Vigorous Up-to-no-good Circlehead Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: cerise curious crotch home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: cerise curious crotch home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: provocative pearl hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: cerise curious crotch home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: Motley ceo old irish cottage

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Glassy Hairraiser Genital Piercing

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: cerise curious crotch home

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Motley ceo old irish cottage

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: ruddy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: cerise curious crotch home

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: flesh stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: Floppy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: cerise curious crotch home

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Motley ceo old irish cottage

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: cerise curious crotch home

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: cerise curious crotch home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Motley ceo old irish cottage

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: cerise curious crotch home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: bearded bistre degenerate skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: cerise curious crotch home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: cerise curious crotch home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: provocative pearl hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/en-en/#49535059)