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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
clear wild macaca station
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
curious awkward house
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
clear wild macaca station
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Arousing swollen indian lodge
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
clear wild macaca station
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Lime friendly grandma milk
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Arousing swollen indian lodge
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Nofapping stage
  09/22/23
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clear wild macaca station
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Arousing swollen indian lodge
  09/22/23
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Razzmatazz Dilemma
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Swashbuckling nubile lodge
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
crawly canary weed whacker
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Smoky Irradiated Piazza Volcanic Crater
  09/22/23
Yes
clear wild macaca station
  09/22/23
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high-end pozpig stage
  09/22/23
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Black outnumbered french chef really tough guy
  09/22/23
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lemon address pistol
  09/22/23
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Razzmatazz Dilemma
  09/23/23
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lemon address pistol
  09/27/23
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Ruby aphrodisiac library masturbator
  10/01/23
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Stirring Domesticated Queen Of The Night
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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clear wild macaca station
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Frum Gay Wizard
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
clear wild macaca station
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
lemon address pistol
  09/22/23
...
Duck-like Step-uncle's House Jewess
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Glassy round eye parlour
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Well-lubricated menage
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
clear wild macaca station
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
marvelous property generalized bond
  09/22/23
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clear wild macaca station
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Soggy bateful useless brakes
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Lime friendly grandma milk
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
clear wild macaca station
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Soggy bateful useless brakes
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
clear wild macaca station
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
marvelous property generalized bond
  09/27/23
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clear wild macaca station
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Thriller Demanding Public Bath
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
clear wild macaca station
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Thriller Demanding Public Bath
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
clear wild macaca station
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Thriller Demanding Public Bath
  09/27/23
lol 😂
ungodly sanctuary puppy
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
Spectacular startling whorehouse national security agency
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
French Sex Offender
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
Spectacular startling whorehouse national security agency
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
clear wild macaca station
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Laughsome parlor
  09/27/23
Ungh
cyan dashing market
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Laughsome parlor
  10/02/23
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clear wild macaca station
  10/01/23
Yes
Razzle locale
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
henna titillating stead
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: clear wild macaca station

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: curious awkward house

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: clear wild macaca station

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Arousing swollen indian lodge

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: clear wild macaca station

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Lime friendly grandma milk

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Arousing swollen indian lodge

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Nofapping stage

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: clear wild macaca station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Arousing swollen indian lodge

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Swashbuckling nubile lodge

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: crawly canary weed whacker

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Smoky Irradiated Piazza Volcanic Crater

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: clear wild macaca station

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: high-end pozpig stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Black outnumbered french chef really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: lemon address pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: lemon address pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Ruby aphrodisiac library masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Stirring Domesticated Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: clear wild macaca station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Frum Gay Wizard

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: clear wild macaca station

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: lemon address pistol

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Duck-like Step-uncle's House Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Glassy round eye parlour

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Well-lubricated menage

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: clear wild macaca station

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: marvelous property generalized bond

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: clear wild macaca station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Soggy bateful useless brakes

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Lime friendly grandma milk

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: clear wild macaca station

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Soggy bateful useless brakes

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: clear wild macaca station

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: marvelous property generalized bond

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: clear wild macaca station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Thriller Demanding Public Bath

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: clear wild macaca station

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Thriller Demanding Public Bath

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: clear wild macaca station

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Thriller Demanding Public Bath

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: ungodly sanctuary puppy

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Spectacular startling whorehouse national security agency

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: French Sex Offender

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Spectacular startling whorehouse national security agency

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: clear wild macaca station

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Laughsome parlor

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: cyan dashing market

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Laughsome parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: clear wild macaca station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Razzle locale

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: henna titillating stead

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/en-en/#49894111)