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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: provocative useless brakes Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Cracking Cyan French Chef cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: provocative useless brakes Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: narrow-minded legal warrant which dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424343) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: vivacious opaque school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: Snowy swashbuckling tanning salon A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: lascivious locus selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal primrose cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425776) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM Author: exciting spruce hell round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48427267) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: deep greedy theater cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48429289) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Big Ultramarine Dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: Big Ultramarine Dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: narrow-minded legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: Learning disabled community account goal in life LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: provocative useless brakes This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: Learning disabled community account goal in life 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: provocative useless brakes One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424395) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: Big Ultramarine Dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48428555) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Carnelian misanthropic university roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48428586) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM Author: Floppy hateful pisswyrm market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48429268) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM Author: Scarlet boyish coffee pot parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424421) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM Author: Fuchsia insecure reading party Ok but why stop drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424351) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM Author: Aromatic Resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424912) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: drab self-centered ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425757) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: Floppy hateful pisswyrm market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48428657) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: impertinent property police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424357) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: obsidian keepsake machete Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: provocative useless brakes That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: obsidian keepsake machete Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: provocative useless brakes Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: Aqua multi-colored candlestick maker 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424856) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Lilac alcoholic hissy fit public bath They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424454) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM Author: Mind-boggling ticket booth Johnny my boy, why are you pumo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424429) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: provocative useless brakes Not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424432) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: beady-eyed bonkers den trump supporter The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: sepia library 29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424859) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: house-broken point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424873) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: appetizing jade gay wizard "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: laughsome hyperventilating lodge 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: provocative useless brakes Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425746) |
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