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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: flatulent racy background story marketing idea

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Outnumbered Kitty Fanboi

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: flatulent racy background story marketing idea

Dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: jet-lagged aqua tanning salon

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: Violent Slap-happy House



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: trip idea he suggested sandwich

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424872)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Submissive infuriating jewess gaping



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: brindle violent step-uncle's house private investor



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Crimson Casino Dopamine



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Ruby Vigorous Potus



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: Ruby Vigorous Potus



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: jet-lagged aqua tanning salon



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: Insecure menage

LMFAO

truly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424347)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: flatulent racy background story marketing idea

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424364)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: Insecure menage

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: flatulent racy background story marketing idea

One for the books lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424395)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Ruby Vigorous Potus



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: pungent honey-headed patrolman



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: excitant scarlet forum



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: Heady Henna Locale



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: Green sick set

Ok but why stop drinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424351)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed puppy dysfunction



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: Orchid stage



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Violent Slap-happy House



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: appetizing factory reset button



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: ruddy community account



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: excitant scarlet forum



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Cerebral incel old irish cottage



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: sadistic blue space

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424372)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: flatulent racy background story marketing idea

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424399)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: sadistic blue space

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424425)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: flatulent racy background story marketing idea

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424433)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: sadistic blue space



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Startling Swashbuckling Heaven Volcanic Crater

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone bonkers police squad

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424454)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: multi-colored field

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424429)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: flatulent racy background story marketing idea

Not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424432)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: sadistic blue space



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: appetizing factory reset button



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Avocado theater stage trump supporter



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: Irate juggernaut



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: excitant scarlet forum



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Provocative depressive persian



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted crackhouse



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Exhilarant Domesticated Spot Brethren

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: flatulent racy background story marketing idea

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424851)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: appetizing factory reset button

so much this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424991)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Insecure menage



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Ruby Vigorous Potus



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Startling Swashbuckling Heaven Volcanic Crater

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Federal corner corn cake

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424859)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Mewling Hissy Fit Queen Of The Night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: sinister exciting hell twinkling uncleanness

the MC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48424876)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Violent Slap-happy House



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: nubile laser beams

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425009)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: sadistic blue space

Story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425013)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Startling Swashbuckling Heaven Volcanic Crater

that's the difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425017)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: Submissive infuriating jewess gaping



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Outnumbered Kitty Fanboi



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Insecure menage



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: ruddy community account



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Mewling Hissy Fit Queen Of The Night



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Ruby Vigorous Potus



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: excitant scarlet forum



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: flatulent racy background story marketing idea

Not fake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425084)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: appetizing factory reset button

ergo it’s true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425183)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Plum Electric Dilemma Fortuitous Meteor

JM is getting subtler with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425189)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring thirsty lay jew

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48428610)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Flickering mahogany organic girlfriend university

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425570)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: titillating lettuce sanctuary

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425578)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: flatulent racy background story marketing idea

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48425746)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: ruddy community account

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: rebellious twisted haunted graveyard kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/en-en/#48426264)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: aromatic toaster



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Ruby Vigorous Potus



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