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Extremely worried Happy Gilmore 2 is going to be a God awful disaster

I love Happy Gilmore, have rewatched it 10+ times and love i...
Motley Smoky Azn
  03/24/25
Nah they got a bunch of famous PGA golfers to cameo in part ...
Contagious sandwich rehab
  03/24/25
Cr there's a great scene where Rory McElroy begs his wife (p...
Fragrant house ceo
  03/24/25
Sounds Jewish
Vigorous Goal In Life
  03/25/25
Ive read the script, the climax of the movie has Sandler usi...
irate trailer park
  03/24/25
Jesus Torah Christ.
appetizing emerald church mad cow disease
  03/24/25
literally every adam sandler movie involves him being filthy...
high-end autistic hell
  03/24/25
What about uncut gems
nudist forum
  03/24/25
Superhuman jewish negotiation skills
Fragrant house ceo
  03/24/25
Never saw it but looking up the plot he’s a successful...
high-end autistic hell
  03/24/25
I never saw it either to be fair
nudist forum
  03/24/25
also in the movie he has a mistress who also is hot, esp giv...
high-end autistic hell
  03/25/25
lol even in Airheads sandler manages to bang a hot chick
high-end autistic hell
  03/25/25
My anti-semitism has caused me to reevaluate South Park and ...
Green Public Bath Ape
  03/24/25
Hard to imagine without Frances Bay
Jet-lagged Locale
  03/25/25
Of course it's going to be a disaster you fucking idiot. ...
slap-happy cruise ship fat ankles
  03/25/25
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Jet-lagged Locale
  03/25/25
Adam needs a new vacation house in Newport Beach you silly g...
Magenta territorial market pisswyrm
  03/25/25
To be fair to this particular jew, the point of adam sandler...
slap-happy cruise ship fat ankles
  03/25/25
July 25. I am very worried about this.
Motley Smoky Azn
  05/10/25
where are we on this?
Slate Old Irish Cottage State
  07/25/25
I just rewatched Happy Gilmore yesterday for the first time ...
Contagious sandwich rehab
  07/25/25
Doesn't sound like you're much of a prole. I do think the or...
Drab theater stage
  07/25/25
Bad news: https://images.wsj.net/im-79144484?width=700&s...
Narrow-minded quadroon
  07/25/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Motley Smoky Azn

I love Happy Gilmore, have rewatched it 10+ times and love it every time. I don't want Adam Sandler to ruin my enjoyment of it with some unfunny shit fest from him just hanging out with his buddies. But that's what's going to happen. Fuck that guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#48777818)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Contagious sandwich rehab

Nah they got a bunch of famous PGA golfers to cameo in part 2, whereas the original just had Lee Trevino IIRC

Looks like they went all out for this on production whereas HG1 wasn't really a good movie but the performances sold it (ie, Sandler wouldn't make that movie again today)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#48777867)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Fragrant house ceo

Cr there's a great scene where Rory McElroy begs his wife (played by that huge blond lady in Game of Thrones) to peg him and cuck him with Chubbs Peterson's son (played by Michael B. Jordan), but the wife's huge strap-on accidentally bumps into the Bluetooth camera and broadcasts the pegging and cucking on the jumbotron during the Gold Jacket ceremony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#48777905)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Vigorous Goal In Life

Sounds Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#48780052)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: irate trailer park

Ive read the script, the climax of the movie has Sandler using his club to stop a white guy from shooting up a bar mitzvah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#48777875)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: appetizing emerald church mad cow disease

Jesus Torah Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#48778435)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: high-end autistic hell

literally every adam sandler movie involves him being filthy rich and/or having retard strength or some other kind of superpower. regardless of the combination he always winds up banging a hot chick way out of his league.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#48777877)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: nudist forum

What about uncut gems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#48777912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Fragrant house ceo

Superhuman jewish negotiation skills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#48777915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: high-end autistic hell

Never saw it but looking up the plot he’s a successful diamond broker who has a gambling problem and an ex-wife who of course is hot? Fits the sandler narrative.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#48778403)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: nudist forum

I never saw it either to be fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#48778434)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: high-end autistic hell

also in the movie he has a mistress who also is hot, esp given that Sandler is now like 60 and you can't plausibly have him plowing Veronica Vaughn. and he pays for her NYC apartment which he can afford to do because he's rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#48780043)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: high-end autistic hell

lol even in Airheads sandler manages to bang a hot chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#48780241)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Green Public Bath Ape

My anti-semitism has caused me to reevaluate South Park and a lot of other jew shit I used to get brainwashed by but damned if I don't keep rewatching and enjoying Adam Sandler movies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#48778405)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Locale

Hard to imagine without Frances Bay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#48780048)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: slap-happy cruise ship fat ankles

Of course it's going to be a disaster you fucking idiot.

I say this as someone who thinks Little Nicky is utterly brilliant and hilarious metahumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#48780077)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#48780223)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Magenta territorial market pisswyrm

Adam needs a new vacation house in Newport Beach you silly goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#48780090)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: slap-happy cruise ship fat ankles

To be fair to this particular jew, the point of adam sandler movies has always been to secure new porches for 6~10 b- and c-list comedian friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#48780092)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Motley Smoky Azn

July 25. I am very worried about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#48919727)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Slate Old Irish Cottage State

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#49130352)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Contagious sandwich rehab

I just rewatched Happy Gilmore yesterday for the first time since I saw it in the theater. As someone who plays golf now, I am shocked that I ever liked this movie. The main character is an unmitigated psychopath that should've been arrested and committed to a mental asylum at least 30 times in the first act alone. The female love interest subplot was hilariously unrealistic. Like this is how a 10 year old incel thought adults did romance in 1990. But the absolute WORST part of the entire movie is the hockey stick putter he gets at the climax. If I see that stupid hockey putter in the new movie I'm turning it off right away. Unless Colin Morikawa is in the movie. That guy is a stud and I'll watch anything with him in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#49130373)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Drab theater stage

Doesn't sound like you're much of a prole. I do think the original worked well because golf was viewed as an uber-elitist WASP-y sport back then. The culture clash really made it work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#49130650)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Narrow-minded quadroon

Bad news: https://images.wsj.net/im-79144484?width=700&size=3.732&pixel_ratio=1.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2/en-en/#49130657)