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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
stirring principal's office
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Brass balding hall
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Rose boyish resort jew
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
gay library
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
stirring principal's office
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
gay library
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
gay library
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
gay library
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
stirring principal's office
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
gay library
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
cracking olive theater stage patrolman
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
cracking olive theater stage patrolman
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Orange marketing idea
  04/08/25
that's rude
Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  04/08/25
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stirring principal's office
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Walnut Hairraiser Pisswyrm
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
gay library
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
soul-stirring shivering base haunted graveyard
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  04/08/25
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stirring principal's office
  04/08/25
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Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
stirring principal's office
  04/09/25
...
stirring principal's office
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Violet Meetinghouse Tank
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Flatulent sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  04/09/25
Ty
Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  04/09/25
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razzle fear-inspiring giraffe dopamine
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
drunken scarlet candlestick maker
  04/09/25
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Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Histrionic bossy legend
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
crawly beady-eyed field
  05/02/25
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Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  05/12/25
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Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Flatulent sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
cracking olive theater stage patrolman
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
cracking olive theater stage patrolman
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
swashbuckling sadistic office useless brakes
  06/03/25
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Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  06/26/25
OP?
Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  06/27/25
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Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  07/09/25
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Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: stirring principal's office

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Brass balding hall

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Rose boyish resort jew

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: gay library

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: stirring principal's office

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: gay library

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: gay library

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: gay library

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: stirring principal's office

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: gay library

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: cracking olive theater stage patrolman

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: cracking olive theater stage patrolman

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Orange marketing idea

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: stirring principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Walnut Hairraiser Pisswyrm

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: gay library

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring shivering base haunted graveyard

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: stirring principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: stirring principal's office

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: stirring principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Violet Meetinghouse Tank

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Flatulent sweet tailpipe indian lodge

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: razzle fear-inspiring giraffe dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: drunken scarlet candlestick maker

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Histrionic bossy legend

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: crawly beady-eyed field

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Flatulent sweet tailpipe indian lodge

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: cracking olive theater stage patrolman

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: cracking olive theater stage patrolman

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: swashbuckling sadistic office useless brakes

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Saffron Exhilarant Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/en-en/#49145215)