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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Carnelian boltzmann
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Cobalt son of senegal home
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Scarlet Meetinghouse Sex Offender
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
Cobalt son of senegal home
  06/27/25
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peach half-breed
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unhinged cerebral bawdyhouse
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
alcoholic rambunctious national
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unhinged cerebral bawdyhouse
  06/27/25
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red elite den potus
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Pearl Slippery Range Hunting Ground
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
Outnumbered blathering persian
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
Shaky sticky mad cow disease church
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
flesh center mad-dog skullcap
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Shaky sticky mad cow disease church
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
saffron idiotic stead
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Blue Stirring Volcanic Crater Turdskin
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out-of-control emerald milk indian lodge
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Crusty ivory national security agency office
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godawful cumskin boiling water
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Overrated Shrine Hairy Legs
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godawful cumskin boiling water
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vigorous painfully honest corner filthpig
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
Contagious maniacal theatre
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
charismatic abode
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
Wine lettuce newt
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
pearly toilet seat weed whacker
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
crimson base associate
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godawful cumskin boiling water
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peach half-breed
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Effete people who are hurt athletic conference
  06/27/25
I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
Pearl Slippery Range Hunting Ground
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Carnelian boltzmann

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Cobalt son of senegal home

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Scarlet Meetinghouse Sex Offender

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Cobalt son of senegal home

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: peach half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: unhinged cerebral bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: alcoholic rambunctious national

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: unhinged cerebral bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: red elite den potus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Pearl Slippery Range Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Outnumbered blathering persian

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Shaky sticky mad cow disease church

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: flesh center mad-dog skullcap

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Shaky sticky mad cow disease church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: saffron idiotic stead

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Blue Stirring Volcanic Crater Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: out-of-control emerald milk indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Crusty ivory national security agency office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: godawful cumskin boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Overrated Shrine Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: godawful cumskin boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: vigorous painfully honest corner filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Contagious maniacal theatre

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: charismatic abode

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Wine lettuce newt

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: pearly toilet seat weed whacker

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: crimson base associate

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: godawful cumskin boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: peach half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Effete people who are hurt athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Pearl Slippery Range Hunting Ground

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2/en-en/#49057026)