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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Galvanic Trailer Park Telephone
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Mauve Cracking Associate Garrison
  06/27/25
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Bronze Spectacular Really Tough Guy
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Chestnut Adventurous Address
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Galvanic Trailer Park Telephone
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Chestnut Adventurous Address
  06/27/25
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Infuriating stage ape
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saffron house
  06/27/25
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Stirring vermilion pit friendly grandma
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sinister mad cow disease antidepressant drug
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sinister mad cow disease antidepressant drug
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Talking dashing national ladyboy
  06/27/25
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navy glittery brunch
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
saffron house
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
clear concupiscible electric furnace
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
saffron house
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Chestnut Adventurous Address
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
saffron house
  06/27/25
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slap-happy abode
  06/27/25
It's both
talented range
  06/27/25
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Stirring vermilion pit friendly grandma
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
big maize set
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
unhinged charismatic kitty
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Mauve Cracking Associate Garrison
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
slimy fiercely-loyal factory reset button voyeur
  06/27/25
lmfao
clear concupiscible electric furnace
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Excitant Nursing Home
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Stirring vermilion pit friendly grandma
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Excitant Nursing Home
  06/27/25
lmao
sinister mad cow disease antidepressant drug
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Chestnut Adventurous Address
  06/27/25
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startling geriatric fanboi juggernaut
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
sinister mad cow disease antidepressant drug
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
vibrant old irish cottage corn cake
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
sinister mad cow disease antidepressant drug
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
saffron house
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
vibrant old irish cottage corn cake
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
saffron house
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Stirring vermilion pit friendly grandma
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Excitant Nursing Home
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
sinister mad cow disease antidepressant drug
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Stirring vermilion pit friendly grandma
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Harsh trip incel
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Hairraiser Business Firm Messiness
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Galvanic Trailer Park Telephone
  06/27/25
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Galvanic Trailer Park Telephone
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
big maize set
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Ultramarine odious point
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
snowy heady alpha organic girlfriend
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Insane curious institution
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
provocative internet-worthy library gaming laptop
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Ultramarine odious point
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Vigorous Elastic Band
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
unhinged charismatic kitty
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
sinister mad cow disease antidepressant drug
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
provocative internet-worthy library gaming laptop
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Ultramarine odious point
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Galvanic Trailer Park Telephone



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Mauve Cracking Associate Garrison

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Bronze Spectacular Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Chestnut Adventurous Address

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Galvanic Trailer Park Telephone

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Chestnut Adventurous Address

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Infuriating stage ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: saffron house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Stirring vermilion pit friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: sinister mad cow disease antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: sinister mad cow disease antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Talking dashing national ladyboy

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: navy glittery brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: saffron house

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: clear concupiscible electric furnace

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: saffron house

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Chestnut Adventurous Address

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: saffron house

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: slap-happy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: talented range

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Stirring vermilion pit friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: big maize set

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: unhinged charismatic kitty

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Mauve Cracking Associate Garrison

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: slimy fiercely-loyal factory reset button voyeur

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: clear concupiscible electric furnace

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Excitant Nursing Home

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Stirring vermilion pit friendly grandma

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Excitant Nursing Home

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: sinister mad cow disease antidepressant drug

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Chestnut Adventurous Address

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: startling geriatric fanboi juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: sinister mad cow disease antidepressant drug

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage corn cake

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: sinister mad cow disease antidepressant drug

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: saffron house

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage corn cake

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: saffron house

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Stirring vermilion pit friendly grandma

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Excitant Nursing Home

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: sinister mad cow disease antidepressant drug

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Stirring vermilion pit friendly grandma

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Harsh trip incel

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser Business Firm Messiness

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Galvanic Trailer Park Telephone

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Galvanic Trailer Park Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: big maize set

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Ultramarine odious point

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: snowy heady alpha organic girlfriend

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Insane curious institution

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: provocative internet-worthy library gaming laptop

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Ultramarine odious point

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Vigorous Elastic Band

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: unhinged charismatic kitty

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: sinister mad cow disease antidepressant drug

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: provocative internet-worthy library gaming laptop

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Ultramarine odious point

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2/en-en/#49055482)