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Amethyst foreskin
  06/30/25
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iridescent judgmental theater stage associate
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
Coiffed gold son of senegal parlor
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
Kink-friendly French Chef
  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
Amethyst foreskin
  06/30/25
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Impertinent parlour
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
Coiffed gold son of senegal parlor
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
obsidian deranged deer antler milk
  07/02/25
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aquamarine vibrant property place of business
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
Amethyst foreskin
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
green very tactful state roast beef
  07/02/25
tp.
Impertinent parlour
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Amethyst foreskin



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: iridescent judgmental theater stage associate



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Coiffed gold son of senegal parlor

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Kink-friendly French Chef

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Amethyst foreskin

have you considered being Tall?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Impertinent parlour



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Coiffed gold son of senegal parlor

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: obsidian deranged deer antler milk

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: aquamarine vibrant property place of business



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Amethyst foreskin

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: green very tactful state roast beef

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Impertinent parlour

tp.

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