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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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bistre cerebral dragon principal's office
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
henna multi-colored office liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
mauve diverse theatre nibblets
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
purple bat shit crazy pistol nowag
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Bull headed pozpig
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Lilac frum temple gaping
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
olive big school
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
opaque racy toilet seat
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
tan station pisswyrm
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
bistre cerebral dragon principal's office
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Cyan Hairraiser University Brethren
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Slate aromatic cuckoldry idea he suggested
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Provocative effete stag film rigor
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
bistre cerebral dragon principal's office
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
white abusive trust fund marketing idea
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Electric spruce market voyeur
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
topaz spot goal in life
  06/30/25
cr
bistre cerebral dragon principal's office
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Cyan Hairraiser University Brethren
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Ebony base travel guidebook
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
white abusive trust fund marketing idea
  06/30/25
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Violent School Cafeteria Psychic
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Provocative effete stag film rigor
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
topaz spot goal in life
  06/30/25
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Transparent impertinent trump supporter faggotry
  07/01/25
*bussy
Coiffed Appetizing Chapel Deer Antler
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
olive big school
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Tantric Concupiscible Coffee Pot Gaming Laptop
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Pale 180 Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
fuck
Provocative effete stag film rigor
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Tantric Concupiscible Coffee Pot Gaming Laptop
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
henna multi-colored office liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Provocative effete stag film rigor
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Ebony base travel guidebook
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
bistre cerebral dragon principal's office
  06/30/25
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wonderful theater cumskin
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
thriller emerald potus
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
swashbuckling adulterous community account
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
demanding burgundy old irish cottage useless brakes
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
bistre cerebral dragon principal's office
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
swashbuckling adulterous community account
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Violent School Cafeteria Psychic
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
swashbuckling adulterous community account
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Sooty foreskin
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
bistre cerebral dragon principal's office
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Arousing Hairless Patrolman
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
silver adventurous place of business son of senegal
  06/30/25
tcr
Violent School Cafeteria Psychic
  07/01/25
just jump
Shivering Gay Wizard Shitlib
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
bistre cerebral dragon principal's office
  06/30/25
...
motley hospital
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
violent tank
  06/30/25
wow
bistre cerebral dragon principal's office
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Talented famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
JFC man
bistre cerebral dragon principal's office
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
tan station pisswyrm
  06/30/25
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Shivering Gay Wizard Shitlib
  06/30/25
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Provocative effete stag film rigor
  06/30/25
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white abusive trust fund marketing idea
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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Bright Yarmulke Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
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Arousing Hairless Patrolman
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
silver adventurous place of business son of senegal
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
thriller emerald potus
  06/30/25
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soggy irate filthpig
  07/01/25
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Transparent impertinent trump supporter faggotry
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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purple bat shit crazy pistol nowag
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Lilac frum temple gaping
  06/30/25
bro
bistre cerebral dragon principal's office
  06/30/25
...
silver adventurous place of business son of senegal
  06/30/25
lol
Violent School Cafeteria Psychic
  07/01/25
...
Brilliant plaza french chef
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
vigorous church lettuce
  06/30/25
jfc
bistre cerebral dragon principal's office
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Cyan Hairraiser University Brethren
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Heady goyim meetinghouse
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Bright Yarmulke Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Violent School Cafeteria Psychic
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
vigorous church lettuce
  07/01/25
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demanding burgundy old irish cottage useless brakes
  07/01/25
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Bright Yarmulke Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
pink mother center
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Brindle Flatulent State Really Tough Guy
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Ebony base travel guidebook
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
bistre cerebral dragon principal's office
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Provocative effete stag film rigor
  06/30/25
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bistre cerebral dragon principal's office
  07/01/25
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Cracking shrine haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
lol
Violent School Cafeteria Psychic
  07/01/25
...
Shivering Gay Wizard Shitlib
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Ultramarine locale
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
ruby unhinged stead
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
charismatic carnelian bbw
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Azure site
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Seedy dashing half-breed boltzmann
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Cracking shrine haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
cowardly stage
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
bistre cerebral dragon principal's office
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Violent School Cafeteria Psychic
  07/01/25
...
bistre cerebral dragon principal's office
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Transparent impertinent trump supporter faggotry
  07/01/25
😟
histrionic parlour
  07/01/25
...
House-broken mind-boggling turdskin digit ratio
  07/01/25
holy shit
bistre cerebral dragon principal's office
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Cracking shrine haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Bearded lemon hall double fault
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
pink mother center
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
olive big school
  07/01/25
...
bistre cerebral dragon principal's office
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
pink mother center
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
pink mother center
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
violent tank
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
olive big school
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
bistre cerebral dragon principal's office
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Curious forum knife
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Transparent impertinent trump supporter faggotry
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
godawful sticky dopamine
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
bistre cerebral dragon principal's office
  07/06/25
...
violent tank
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Supple garnet heaven
  07/06/25
...
Bright Yarmulke Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/06/25
lol
Violent School Cafeteria Psychic
  07/07/25
wow
bistre cerebral dragon principal's office
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: bistre cerebral dragon principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: henna multi-colored office liquid oxygen

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: mauve diverse theatre nibblets

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: purple bat shit crazy pistol nowag

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Bull headed pozpig

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Lilac frum temple gaping

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: olive big school

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: opaque racy toilet seat

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: tan station pisswyrm

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: bistre cerebral dragon principal's office

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Cyan Hairraiser University Brethren

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Slate aromatic cuckoldry idea he suggested

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Provocative effete stag film rigor

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: bistre cerebral dragon principal's office

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: white abusive trust fund marketing idea

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Electric spruce market voyeur

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: topaz spot goal in life

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bistre cerebral dragon principal's office

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Cyan Hairraiser University Brethren

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ebony base travel guidebook

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: white abusive trust fund marketing idea

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Violent School Cafeteria Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Provocative effete stag film rigor

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: topaz spot goal in life

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Transparent impertinent trump supporter faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Coiffed Appetizing Chapel Deer Antler

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: olive big school

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Tantric Concupiscible Coffee Pot Gaming Laptop

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Pale 180 Faggot Firefighter

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Provocative effete stag film rigor

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Tantric Concupiscible Coffee Pot Gaming Laptop

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: henna multi-colored office liquid oxygen

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Provocative effete stag film rigor

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Ebony base travel guidebook

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: bistre cerebral dragon principal's office

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: wonderful theater cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: thriller emerald potus

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling adulterous community account

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: demanding burgundy old irish cottage useless brakes

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: bistre cerebral dragon principal's office

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling adulterous community account

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Violent School Cafeteria Psychic

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: swashbuckling adulterous community account

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Sooty foreskin

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: bistre cerebral dragon principal's office

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Arousing Hairless Patrolman

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: silver adventurous place of business son of senegal

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Violent School Cafeteria Psychic

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Shivering Gay Wizard Shitlib

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: bistre cerebral dragon principal's office

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: motley hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: violent tank

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: bistre cerebral dragon principal's office

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Talented famous landscape painting

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: bistre cerebral dragon principal's office

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: tan station pisswyrm

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Shivering Gay Wizard Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Provocative effete stag film rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: white abusive trust fund marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Heady goyim meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Bright Yarmulke Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Arousing Hairless Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: silver adventurous place of business son of senegal

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: thriller emerald potus

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: soggy irate filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Transparent impertinent trump supporter faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: titillating frozen organic girlfriend headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Floppy Brunch Boistinker

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: pink mother center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: purple bat shit crazy pistol nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Lilac frum temple gaping

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: bistre cerebral dragon principal's office

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: silver adventurous place of business son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Violent School Cafeteria Psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Brilliant plaza french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: vigorous church lettuce

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: bistre cerebral dragon principal's office

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Cyan Hairraiser University Brethren

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Heady goyim meetinghouse

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Bright Yarmulke Mad-dog Skullcap

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Violent School Cafeteria Psychic

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: vigorous church lettuce

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: demanding burgundy old irish cottage useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Bright Yarmulke Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: pink mother center

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Brindle Flatulent State Really Tough Guy

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Ebony base travel guidebook

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: bistre cerebral dragon principal's office

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Provocative effete stag film rigor

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: bistre cerebral dragon principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Cracking shrine haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Violent School Cafeteria Psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Shivering Gay Wizard Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Ultramarine locale

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: ruby unhinged stead

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: charismatic carnelian bbw

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Azure site

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Seedy dashing half-breed boltzmann

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Cracking shrine haunted graveyard

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: cowardly stage

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: bistre cerebral dragon principal's office

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Violent School Cafeteria Psychic

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: bistre cerebral dragon principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Transparent impertinent trump supporter faggotry

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: histrionic parlour

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: House-broken mind-boggling turdskin digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: bistre cerebral dragon principal's office

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Cracking shrine haunted graveyard

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Bearded lemon hall double fault

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: pink mother center

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: olive big school

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: bistre cerebral dragon principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: pink mother center

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: pink mother center

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: violent tank

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: olive big school

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: bistre cerebral dragon principal's office

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Curious forum knife

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Transparent impertinent trump supporter faggotry

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: godawful sticky dopamine

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: bistre cerebral dragon principal's office

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: violent tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Supple garnet heaven

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Bright Yarmulke Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Violent School Cafeteria Psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: bistre cerebral dragon principal's office

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078889)