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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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flesh school cafeteria
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
avocado insecure chad
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
flesh school cafeteria
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
avocado insecure chad
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
flesh school cafeteria
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Medicated rigor
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
flesh school cafeteria
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
180 stead
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
avocado insecure chad
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
180 stead
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
flesh school cafeteria
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
180 stead
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
avocado insecure chad
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
flesh school cafeteria
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
180 stead
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
cracking site messiness
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
180 stead
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
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This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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Glassy Misanthropic Senate Party Of The First Part
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
cobalt erotic step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Bronze up-to-no-good giraffe
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
drab curious bawdyhouse
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
titillating anal station pisswyrm
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Walnut principal's office
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
flesh school cafeteria
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
cracking site messiness
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
flesh school cafeteria
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Walnut principal's office
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
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veddy veddy not kosher
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  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
drab curious bawdyhouse
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
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I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
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prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Walnut principal's office
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
big genital piercing athletic conference
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are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
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I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
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so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
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  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
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  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: flesh school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: avocado insecure chad

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: flesh school cafeteria

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: avocado insecure chad

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: flesh school cafeteria

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Medicated rigor

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: flesh school cafeteria

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Flushed Resort Becky



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Cheese-eating lime area rigpig

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: 180 stead



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Medicated rigor



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Unhinged telephone



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: cobalt erotic step-uncle's house



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: black heady sex offender really tough guy



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: titillating anal station pisswyrm



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Multi-colored honey-headed national security agency temple



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Bateful Alcoholic Private Investor Kitchen



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: confused institution



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: coral useless brakes



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: fuchsia excitant house kitty cat



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Lascivious Demanding Indian Lodge



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Glassy Misanthropic Senate Party Of The First Part



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: 180 stead

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: avocado insecure chad

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: 180 stead

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: flesh school cafeteria

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: 180 stead

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: avocado insecure chad

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: flesh school cafeteria

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: 180 stead

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: cracking site messiness

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: 180 stead

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Bisexual mildly autistic dopamine regret

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: appetizing nibblets

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Glassy Misanthropic Senate Party Of The First Part



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: cobalt erotic step-uncle's house

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Bronze up-to-no-good giraffe

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: drab curious bawdyhouse

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: titillating anal station pisswyrm

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Walnut principal's office

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: flesh school cafeteria

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: cracking site messiness

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: flesh school cafeteria

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Walnut principal's office

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: cracking site messiness

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: big genital piercing athletic conference



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Walnut principal's office

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: drab curious bawdyhouse

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: cracking site messiness

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: big genital piercing athletic conference

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Walnut principal's office

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: big genital piercing athletic conference

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Walnut principal's office

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: big genital piercing athletic conference

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Walnut principal's office

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Walnut principal's office

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: cobalt erotic step-uncle's house



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: big genital piercing athletic conference

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: flesh school cafeteria



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Narrow-minded peach den

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: 180 stead



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: big genital piercing athletic conference



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: flesh school cafeteria



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Razzle balding menage

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: coral useless brakes

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: flesh school cafeteria



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Indecent keepsake machete cumskin

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/en-en/#49099235)